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(CNN)   US Consulate in Herat Afghanistan attacked   (edition.cnn.com) divider line 223
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2013-09-13 12:08:57 AM
I am deeply concerned that Obama might have invited this attack, not deliberately, but because he projects weakness. Or something.
 
2013-09-13 12:09:23 AM

BafflerMeal: [5.mshcdn.com image 500x322]


www.bitlogic.com
 
2013-09-13 12:09:35 AM

darkmayo: skinink: This will be Obama's Fugazi.

I'm sure he is sitting in the waiting room right now.


I am sure he's a patient boy.
 
2013-09-13 12:09:54 AM
Ask a teatard to point out Afghanistan and Benghazi on a map./ I know it's mean, but still
 
2013-09-13 12:11:06 AM

moops: A huge explosion rocked thenarea  near the U.S. Consulate Casbah

 
2013-09-13 12:11:13 AM
Has Fox News already entered full derp mode and asking about the security, why we're not pursuing those involved, etc. yet?
 
2013-09-13 12:11:48 AM
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2013-09-13 12:11:53 AM
It wasn't a bomb blast, it was a motorcycle backfiring after the drive forgot to put oil into his motorbike. The reports of gunfight were actually flatulent pigs that were being herded to market by local farmers. And there were no injuries to the Afghan security forces, except for a stubbed toe when one of the guards tripped over a pig.

Nothing to see citizen, move along.

Oh, and the ambassador is fine, except we have no idea where he is.
 
2013-09-13 12:12:07 AM

Pin Fiften Clob: It's beginning
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Obama orchestrated this attack to keep the Republicans from voting to shut down the government. It makes you wonder who Obama is going to attack to put off the debt ceiling vote in November.
 
2013-09-13 12:12:27 AM
I think the best thing we can do to show the Taliban we mean business and we're not going to take their shiat after 9/11 is to withdraw most of our forces. That'll show them.
 
2013-09-13 12:12:39 AM

skinink: This will be Obama's Fugazi.


Maybe in time.

Right now it's still a Minor Threat.
 
2013-09-13 12:13:11 AM

LordJiro: moops: A huge explosion rocked thenarea  near the U.S. Consulate Casbah


Sharif don't like it.
 
2013-09-13 12:13:23 AM

skinink: This will be Obama's Fugazi.


What'd'ya mean it's a fugazi?
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2013-09-13 12:14:01 AM

LordJiro: moops: A huge explosion rocked thenarea  near the U.S. Consulate Casbah


Hm.

I don't like it.
 
2013-09-13 12:14:35 AM
"Uhmmm...like.. chaaaa, there's like a war going over there and stuff"
 
2013-09-13 12:15:53 AM

JesusJuice: Do they still get their virgins if they're unable to kill anyone but themselves?


Yes, but they're all large Cheeto-stained WoW players, to emphasize how hard they have failed.
 
2013-09-13 12:16:01 AM

Notabunny: Pin Fiften Clob: It's beginning
[secret_signal.jpg]

Obama orchestrated this attack to keep the Republicans from voting to shut down the government. It makes you wonder who Obama is going to attack to put off the debt ceiling vote in November.


I wouldn't be surprised to see that type of chyron on Fox News tomorrow.
 
2013-09-13 12:16:23 AM
What?  Bombings in a region renown for people blowing themselves up for their invisible sky wizard?  Whodathunkit?
 
2013-09-13 12:17:02 AM
Is it a scandal yet?
 
2013-09-13 12:17:07 AM

Iczer: Gyrfalcon: So is Obama being blamed yet?

$100 says they also try to bake it into some royal class derp by attempting to link it to 9/11 too.


That would be like betting on whether or not a stray dog will eat their vomit
 
2013-09-13 12:18:08 AM

Gyrfalcon: LordJiro: moops: A huge explosion rocked thenarea  near the U.S. Consulate Casbah

Hm.

I don't like it.


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2013-09-13 12:19:19 AM

Danger Avoid Death: JesusJuice: Do they still get their virgins if they're unable to kill anyone but themselves?

Yeah, but the virgins are goats.


I first read this as "their vaginas are goats".
 
2013-09-13 12:20:00 AM

Snapper Carr: skinink: This will be Obama's Fugazi.

Maybe in time.

Right now it's still a Minor Threat.


But perhaps his time is water down a drain.
 
2013-09-13 12:20:31 AM
GOP response tomorrow: "The tyrant Obama has put troops into Afghanistan without consulting Congress."
 
2013-09-13 12:21:10 AM

what_now: Why the hell do we have a consulate in Afghanistan? Do we get a lot of tourists?


Yeah. All of them in uniform.
 
2013-09-13 12:22:32 AM
I wonder who will get blamed for this massive Herat attackackackackack.

/you oughta know by know!
 
2013-09-13 12:23:25 AM
This will be Obama's Flowbee.
 
2013-09-13 12:25:26 AM

JesusJuice: Danger Avoid Death: JesusJuice: Do they still get their virgins if they're unable to kill anyone but themselves?

Yeah, but the virgins are goats.

I first read this as "their vaginas are goats".


Im sh'Allah.
 
2013-09-13 12:25:29 AM

JesusJuice: Danger Avoid Death: JesusJuice: Do they still get their virgins if they're unable to kill anyone but themselves?

Yeah, but the virgins are goats.

I first read this as "their vaginas are goats".


So those vaginas would be carpet munchers.
 
2013-09-13 12:25:44 AM
While our thoughts and prayers should be with those brave Americans who are spreading democracy abroad, in these uncertain times we need to keep our eye on the ball and find a way to blame this on Hilary.
 
2013-09-13 12:26:12 AM

utsagrad123: US Consulate suffers Herat attack.


much better headline
 
2013-09-13 12:26:25 AM
The crap...
The fan...
and,...
The end.
 
2013-09-13 12:26:54 AM

JesusJuice: Danger Avoid Death: JesusJuice: Do they still get their virgins if they're unable to kill anyone but themselves?

Yeah, but the virgins are goats.

I first read this as "their vaginas are goats".


Well, you wouldn't be wrong.
 
2013-09-13 12:29:35 AM

marius2: The Taliban just directly email CNN now?


Saw that and immediately went to a mailing list/accidental reply all joke.
 
2013-09-13 12:29:39 AM
This is Obama's Herat
 
2013-09-13 12:32:14 AM
REMEMBER THE MAINE!!!
 
2013-09-13 12:33:21 AM

marius2: The Taliban just directly email CNN now?


Could be worse
@talibaba
we totes dropped da bombed it,,lol
 
2013-09-13 12:33:36 AM
I think they are mad about the video about the guy b coming out of surgery?
 
2013-09-13 12:34:34 AM

Uranus Is Huge!: While our thoughts and prayers should be with those brave Americans who are spreading democracy abroad, in these uncertain times we need to keep our eye on the ball and find a way to blame this on Hilary.


Kerry is SOS now, He's the one to take it on the chin.
 
2013-09-13 12:35:04 AM
This is Obama's 'Mitt Romney Smiling After Benghazi Speech'
 
2013-09-13 12:37:12 AM
 
2013-09-13 12:37:17 AM

tinyarena: marius2: The Taliban just directly email CNN now?

Could be worse
@talibaba
we totes dropped da bombed it,,lol


When you are an attention whore, you know how to reach your customers
 
2013-09-13 12:37:20 AM
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2013-09-13 12:37:47 AM

AbuHashish: REMEMBER THE MAINE!!!


Well, nothing really rhymes with "Afghanistan".
 
2013-09-13 12:38:55 AM

BafflerMeal:


That's racist!

/Yay I added racism to this thread!
//You're welcome.
 
2013-09-13 12:39:15 AM

Gyrfalcon: So is Obama being blamed yet?


No, but apparently you feel that you already need to raise the shields. The wicked flee when no man pursues.
 
2013-09-13 12:40:12 AM

Gyrfalcon: AbuHashish: REMEMBER THE MAINE!!!

Well, nothing really rhymes with "Afghanistan".


The GOP will just chant 'IMPEACHMENT!'

They'll be silent when asked why they chant it
 
2013-09-13 12:40:33 AM
I can't snark about this. Too close to home after spending six months in country. Here's hoping everyone is okay except for the terrorists committing this atrocity.
 
2013-09-13 12:42:22 AM
Be still my bombing Herat.
 
2013-09-13 12:42:56 AM
Can we go and blow some shiat up now?  How about wasting someone just for the fun of it?  C'mon, man!  Maybe, at the least, cause a camel stampede.
 
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