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(Gawker)   Armed McDonald's manager holds up his own restaurant. Robble robble   (gawker.com) divider line 28
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2013-09-12 10:45:00 PM
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wanted for questioning
 
2013-09-13 03:26:51 AM
He made his employees Grimace.
 
2013-09-13 06:13:13 AM
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2013-09-13 06:15:06 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: teh pleaeded notgiultl so immoscetm tio pornrvvv....guli yt


If this is some new meme...I disapprove.
 
2013-09-13 06:19:03 AM

PunGent: AverageAmericanGuy: teh pleaeded notgiultl so immoscetm tio pornrvvv....guli yt

If this is some new meme...I disapprove.


farkKYOU man. kim giong home.   HA
 
2013-09-13 06:30:30 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: PunGent: AverageAmericanGuy: teh pleaeded notgiultl so immoscetm tio pornrvvv....guli yt

If this is some new meme...I disapprove.

farkKYOU man. kim giong home.   HA


When you're sober it's hard to be around you
 
2013-09-13 06:35:36 AM
He was the manager though so why didn't he skim it off the top like a good little white collar criminal?
 
2013-09-13 06:43:31 AM
I'm lovin' it.

/The headline, that is
 
2013-09-13 06:46:36 AM

imnotthefiveo: He was the manager though so why didn't he skim it off the top like a good little white collar criminal?


Didn't you read the article?   Felix Gonzalez-Becerra.
 
2013-09-13 06:49:54 AM

Abacus9: He made his employees Grimace.


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2013-09-13 07:29:05 AM
This kind of thing didn't happen back when Officer Big Mac was a pipe-laying motherfarker. Ever since McCheese tied his hands with a bunch of politically correct procedural bullshiat, the whole place has gone to hell.
 
2013-09-13 07:42:43 AM
I feel like there was an easier way for him to do this. Couldn't he have just been the last one to lock up one night and walk out with all of the money in the safe, then report a ninja break in the next day? Maybe he would have been caught, but the percentage he gets away with it has to be higher this way than the one he chose.
 
2013-09-13 07:44:31 AM
He should have been robbing his competitors. That just seems like a better business plan overall.
 
2013-09-13 07:46:54 AM
How did that go?
Did he whip out the gun and scream "PUT ALL THE MONEY IN THE BAG!! Oh, and Tyler? I'm going to need you to work the closing shift Saturday since Kaitlynn is opening Sunday."
 
2013-09-13 07:47:09 AM
Farkin Obama.
 
2013-09-13 07:48:35 AM
Looks like Bogdad finally trimmed his eyebrows...

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2013-09-13 07:50:22 AM
Munden: Looks like Bogdad Bogdan finally trimmed his eyebrows...

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derp
 
2013-09-13 08:00:34 AM
At least it wasn't a gun that fired penis bullets, right?
 
2013-09-13 08:11:07 AM
Send his ass to supermax.

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2013-09-13 08:13:31 AM

FullMetalPanda: At least it wasn't a gun that fired penis bullets, right?


Let's go with yes.
 
2013-09-13 08:13:52 AM

Abacus9: He made his employees Grimace.


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Nobody messes with the Grimace.
 
2013-09-13 08:27:17 AM
I just realized its been almost 3 years since I've been to Micky Ds. How weird.
/not playing hipster
 
2013-09-13 08:40:54 AM

Mister Buttons: Send his ass to supermax.


There were always wasps in the one I went to as a child. Worked as a deterrent for a life a crime (who wants to locked up with wasps, ya know?)
 
2013-09-13 08:44:12 AM
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2013-09-13 08:55:08 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: teh pleaeded notgiultl so immoscetm tio pornrvvv....guli yt


Well, this happened. Feeling better now. Sorry about that.
 
2013-09-13 09:43:58 AM
With the high turnover rate for employees, he figured not one would've recognized him.  It would've worked if he hadn't forgot to take his name tag off.
 
2013-09-13 10:49:03 AM
In the latter incident, Gonzalez-Becerra allegedly drove up to the drive thru window and used a "small-caliber handgun" to order employees into the store's freezer.

How do you let this happen?
 
2013-09-13 11:54:50 AM

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lol i watched this recently and had totally not remembered Samuel L Jackson is in it.

it's not a terrible film
 
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