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(My Fox Phoenix)   Arizona man accused of branding his initials on sleeping girlfriend's va-jay-jay area with a butane torch -- because she wouldn't go dancing with him   (myfoxphoenix.com) divider line 11
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2013-09-13 04:16:12 AM
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Precision Boobery: Jackson then used a branding tool and a butane torch to burn the initials "CJ" onto her vaginal area.

Hey lady...do you live on a ranch and raise 700 head of Speckle Park?  No?  Then did you ever think it was a little odd that your sweetie-squeeze had a farking branding iron with his initials on it?

Dude said he did it before, too.  Investigate the shiat out of that and for every one you find, let them do the same thing to his bait & tackle.  Preferably not at the same time; let one heal before you do the next one.  Hopefully he dated women with M and W names.


Hopefully he dated Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio and they can use her full name.
2013-09-12 10:54:33 PM
2 votes:
That seems perfectly reasonable. I totally agree with your choice, man. If you could step into alcove, I've got a cask of amontillado stashed back there.
2013-09-13 12:31:54 PM
1 votes:
Just tell your next boyfriend it stands for Jesus Christ, but your dyslexic.
2013-09-13 08:30:25 AM
1 votes:
Burning sensation? More like BURNING SENSATIONAL!
2013-09-13 08:03:03 AM
1 votes:

dryknife: She was innocent, not a charge was true, and they say she ran away... Branded!


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156 episodes, Dude. The bulk of the series.
2013-09-13 07:28:31 AM
1 votes:
So he cauterized an ax wound and got in trouble?
2013-09-13 07:24:38 AM
1 votes:
You know what would be really funny? If she was a red head.

Then people would call her 'fire crotch', and it would mean so much more.
2013-09-13 07:00:02 AM
1 votes:
You know what kind of man is upset he cannot go dancing?

One that has boyfriends and not girlfriends.
2013-09-13 05:59:32 AM
1 votes:

Danger Avoid Death: Precision Boobery: Jackson then used a branding tool and a butane torch to burn the initials "CJ" onto her vaginal area.

Hey lady...do you live on a ranch and raise 700 head of Speckle Park?  No?  Then did you ever think it was a little odd that your sweetie-squeeze had a farking branding iron with his initials on it?

Dude said he did it before, too.  Investigate the shiat out of that and for every one you find, let them do the same thing to his bait & tackle.  Preferably not at the same time; let one heal before you do the next one.  Hopefully he dated women with M and W names.

Hopefully he dated Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio and they can use her full name.


I know about a Hawaiian lady who has a name worth branding his parts with.
2013-09-13 03:53:46 AM
1 votes:
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2013-09-13 03:32:59 AM
1 votes:

Weatherkiss: Gyrfalcon: She's not going to be doing much dancing after that, I'm thinking.

I don't know, if she wins a massive lawsuit the payout might be worth dancing about.


Yeah, I didn't read tfa but I'm getting a whiff of "good luck collecting any payout larger than $5 and a couple of used scratch lottery tickets".
 
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