poe_zlaw: Im calling horsehsit that she didnt know. "I was asleep" is the most common / worst excuse that people use when they are guilty of making a stupid decision. My bet is she decided to let him do it, but later regretted it and realized he was a dick, thus calling the cops.
Danger Avoid Death: Precision Boobery: Jackson then used a branding tool and a butane torch to burn the initials "CJ" onto her vaginal area.Hey lady...do you live on a ranch and raise 700 head of Speckle Park? No? Then did you ever think it was a little odd that your sweetie-squeeze had a farking branding iron with his initials on it?Dude said he did it before, too. Investigate the shiat out of that and for every one you find, let them do the same thing to his bait & tackle. Preferably not at the same time; let one heal before you do the next one. Hopefully he dated women with M and W names.Hopefully he dated Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio and they can use her full name.
Weatherkiss: Gyrfalcon: She's not going to be doing much dancing after that, I'm thinking.I don't know, if she wins a massive lawsuit the payout might be worth dancing about.
Gyrfalcon: She's not going to be doing much dancing after that, I'm thinking.
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