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(My Fox Phoenix)   Arizona man accused of branding his initials on sleeping girlfriend's va-jay-jay area with a butane torch -- because she wouldn't go dancing with him   (myfoxphoenix.com) divider line 8
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2013-09-13 08:43:09 AM
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25.media.tumblr.comVAGINA! VAGINA! VAGINA!JUST COME OUT AND SAY IT ALREADY, PUSSIES!


Seriously? What the hell is with this whole "va-jay-jay" crap? It's a vagina, get over it!
2013-09-13 08:35:31 AM
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poe_zlaw: Im calling horsehsit that she didnt know. "I was asleep" is the most common / worst excuse that people use when they are guilty of making a stupid decision. My bet is she decided to let him do it, but later regretted it and realized he was a dick, thus calling the cops.


no. really... no. i realise some farkers aint too fond of women, but you're taking it a bit far here
2013-09-13 05:59:32 AM
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Danger Avoid Death: Precision Boobery: Jackson then used a branding tool and a butane torch to burn the initials "CJ" onto her vaginal area.

Hey lady...do you live on a ranch and raise 700 head of Speckle Park?  No?  Then did you ever think it was a little odd that your sweetie-squeeze had a farking branding iron with his initials on it?

Dude said he did it before, too.  Investigate the shiat out of that and for every one you find, let them do the same thing to his bait & tackle.  Preferably not at the same time; let one heal before you do the next one.  Hopefully he dated women with M and W names.

Hopefully he dated Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio and they can use her full name.


I know about a Hawaiian lady who has a name worth branding his parts with.
2013-09-13 04:13:02 AM
1 votes:
That's fine. Brand his nuts too. It's only fair.
2013-09-13 04:09:27 AM
1 votes:
Jackson then used a branding tool and a butane torch to burn the initials "CJ" onto her vaginal area.

Hey lady...do you live on a ranch and raise 700 head of Speckle Park?  No?  Then did you ever think it was a little odd that your sweetie-squeeze had a farking branding iron with his initials on it?

Dude said he did it before, too.  Investigate the shiat out of that and for every one you find, let them do the same thing to his bait & tackle.  Preferably not at the same time; let one heal before you do the next one.  Hopefully he dated women with M and W names.
2013-09-13 03:32:59 AM
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Weatherkiss: Gyrfalcon: She's not going to be doing much dancing after that, I'm thinking.

I don't know, if she wins a massive lawsuit the payout might be worth dancing about.


Yeah, I didn't read tfa but I'm getting a whiff of "good luck collecting any payout larger than $5 and a couple of used scratch lottery tickets".
2013-09-13 03:30:52 AM
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Gyrfalcon: She's not going to be doing much dancing after that, I'm thinking.


I don't know, if she wins a massive lawsuit the payout might be worth dancing about.
2013-09-12 10:54:33 PM
1 votes:
That seems perfectly reasonable. I totally agree with your choice, man. If you could step into alcove, I've got a cask of amontillado stashed back there.
 
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