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(My Fox Phoenix)   Arizona man accused of branding his initials on sleeping girlfriend's va-jay-jay area with a butane torch -- because she wouldn't go dancing with him   (myfoxphoenix.com) divider line 77
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2013-09-13 08:30:25 AM
Burning sensation? More like BURNING SENSATIONAL!
 
2013-09-13 08:35:31 AM

poe_zlaw: Im calling horsehsit that she didnt know. "I was asleep" is the most common / worst excuse that people use when they are guilty of making a stupid decision. My bet is she decided to let him do it, but later regretted it and realized he was a dick, thus calling the cops.


no. really... no. i realise some farkers aint too fond of women, but you're taking it a bit far here
 
2013-09-13 08:37:08 AM
Damn, that woman must get around if her va-jay-jay is so numb you can take a blow torch to it and still not wake her up...  Knowing my ex-wife, she probably deserved it...
 
2013-09-13 08:38:31 AM

Gyrfalcon: She's not going to be doing much dancing after that, I'm thinking.


I don't know, you brand my crotch and I am going to be dancing.
 
2013-09-13 08:43:09 AM
25.media.tumblr.comVAGINA! VAGINA! VAGINA!JUST COME OUT AND SAY IT ALREADY, PUSSIES!


Seriously? What the hell is with this whole "va-jay-jay" crap? It's a vagina, get over it!
 
2013-09-13 08:57:56 AM

Claude Ballse: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x376]VAGINA! VAGINA! VAGINA!JUST COME OUT AND SAY IT ALREADY, PUSSIES!

Seriously? What the hell is with this whole "va-jay-jay" crap? It's a vagina, get over it!


It looks like a sad old man with a drooping, runny nose.
 
2013-09-13 09:02:43 AM
OMG he burnt her snatch! I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!
 
2013-09-13 09:57:25 AM

poe_zlaw: Im calling horsehsit that she didnt know. "I was asleep" is the most common / worst excuse that people use when they are guilty of making a stupid decision. My bet is she decided to let him do it, but later regretted it and realized he was a dick, thus calling the cops.


Not impossible, which is why you've got to investigate these things. But even the highest estimates for these sorts of things put the false-accusation rate at only about 8%. Certainly this is high enough to be alarming -these same estimates put the false-accusation rates for other crimes at only about 2%- but it's still low enough that we shouldn't start dismissing claims without at least doing some police work first.
 
2013-09-13 09:59:09 AM

Lipspinach: OMG he burnt her snatch! I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!


Really.

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Are you trolling, or are you genuinely a terrible human being who thinks that mutilating a woman's gentials is a "funny thing"?
 
2013-09-13 10:14:25 AM
I know sarcasm is sometimes hard too see here, but did you really think I was genuinely laughing at this atrocity? Also, why pick on me? There are plenty of assholes in this thread making fun of this.
 
2013-09-13 10:26:14 AM

Lipspinach: I know sarcasm is sometimes hard too see here, but did you really think I was genuinely laughing at this atrocity? Also, why pick on me? There are plenty of assholes in this thread making fun of this.


Poe's law. Because there are actually people on FARK who would find that funny. This is a website which, in all seriousness, has people who make fun of victims of torture, rape, and sex abuse.

And it's not misplaced sarcasm. All of the above has actually taken place.
 
2013-09-13 10:38:22 AM

hardinparamedic: And it's not misplaced sarcasm. All of the above has actually taken place.


Not sure what you are getting at, but you are not really making sense to me right now.
I'm much to hungover for Fark this morning I guess.....see ya
 
2013-09-13 10:42:43 AM

Lipspinach: Not sure what you are getting at, but you are not really making sense to me right now.
I'm much to hungover for Fark this morning I guess.....see ya


/facepalm.

Maybe I'm doing a horrible job of explaining it. Your post was an example of Poe's Law.

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2013-09-13 10:45:34 AM

crazydave023: So she is all Brandy now?


She was a fine girl.
 
2013-09-13 10:55:28 AM
I can't imagine the look on the face of the next guy she dates with the same initials that sees it for the first time.
 
2013-09-13 10:56:14 AM
I dated the Hawaiian lady named  Janice 'Lokelani' Keihanaikukauakahihuliheekahaunaele and she did the same thing to my penis with her full name.
 
2013-09-13 10:58:45 AM

hardinparamedic: Lipspinach: Not sure what you are getting at, but you are not really making sense to me right now.
I'm much to hungover for Fark this morning I guess.....see ya

/facepalm.

Maybe I'm doing a horrible job of explaining it. Your post was an example of Poe's Law.

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OK I get it now. I've heard of Poe's Law, never cared enough to find out what it is.
Thanks. I kinda thought my allcaps thingy would have given away the sarcasm. Oh well....
We've dwelled on this far to long. Cheers
 
2013-09-13 12:04:55 PM
TTIUWOP!!!!


also she could brand NOT in front to say its not his..
 
2013-09-13 12:25:30 PM
"branded initials on sleeping girlfriend's"

How the hell did he get past "C" before she woke up???
 
2013-09-13 12:31:54 PM
Just tell your next boyfriend it stands for Jesus Christ, but your dyslexic.
 
2013-09-13 01:13:00 PM

Banned on the Run: "branded initials on sleeping girlfriend's"

How the hell did he get past "C" before she woke up???


Branding isn't like tattooing: rather than applying the design a little bit at a time, you typically do it all at once. Most likely, that's how this guy's branding instrument worked.
 
2013-09-13 02:18:36 PM
Sounds like we should use a blowtorch on his junk too...after they cut it off, to cauterize the stump.

/Or not, and let him bleed out
 
2013-09-13 02:24:37 PM

Danger Avoid Death: haolegirl: Danger Avoid Death: Precision Boobery: Jackson then used a branding tool and a butane torch to burn the initials "CJ" onto her vaginal area.

Hey lady...do you live on a ranch and raise 700 head of Speckle Park?  No?  Then did you ever think it was a little odd that your sweetie-squeeze had a farking branding iron with his initials on it?

Dude said he did it before, too.  Investigate the shiat out of that and for every one you find, let them do the same thing to his bait & tackle.  Preferably not at the same time; let one heal before you do the next one.  Hopefully he dated women with M and W names.

Hopefully he dated Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio and they can use her full name.

I know about a Hawaiian lady who has a name worth branding his parts with.

You mean Janice Keihanaikukauakahihuliheekahaunaele?


Lol, that's the wahine I was thinking of...was on my phone and couldn't look up the spelling...thanks AGAIN!
 
2013-09-13 03:48:35 PM
auntjanenation.com
/hot like a fresh brand
 
2013-09-13 05:46:23 PM
 
2013-09-13 07:11:55 PM

ginkor: He actually posted a video of him branding her.  (nsfw, nsfl)


denver.mylittlefacewhen.com
 
2013-09-13 09:23:12 PM

ginkor: He actually posted a video of him branding her.  (nsfw, nsfl)


OH GODS, WHY DID I CLICK THE LINK?

Eye bleach... eye bleach... where's Banned on the Run when you need him?
 
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