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(Daily Mail)   Smoking hot 50-year-old woman is a published author, can speak multiple languages, is witty and clever but still single; claims men simply can't handle it if a woman outshines them (w/pics)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 326
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2013-09-12 09:57:47 PM
.... or because she looks like a man?
 
2013-09-12 10:03:55 PM
Far be it for me to pick at the facade someone's built up around themselves to protect a fragile ego, but Ms. Mulvey may want to get a second, objective opinion as to why she's forever alone.
 
2013-09-12 10:05:38 PM
Judging from her story  and the look on her face, I suspect that her problem isn't that she's superior, it's that she thinks she's superior and insists on constantly proving it to any man she's with.
 
2013-09-12 10:14:42 PM
Maybe she's trying too hard to find a man. Some guys don't like the smell of desperation.

/50
//not looking for a man
///why do they come on to me at the supermarket and gas station, especially on days when I'm not wearing any makeup??
 
2013-09-12 10:28:48 PM
If she's looking for mister right she should go buy a mirror.
 
2013-09-12 10:34:24 PM
did the receptionist know english and converse in it with you?yes? the you are in fact a biatch
 
2013-09-12 10:41:21 PM
I'll pass...
 
2013-09-12 11:06:27 PM

doyner: If she's looking for mister right she should go buy a mirror.


Thread over.  Someone go and comfort the bulldog that ran up a plate-glass window after seeing her picture.
 
2013-09-12 11:37:43 PM

Lorelle: ///why do they come on to me at the supermarket and gas station, especially on days when I'm not wearing any makeup??


Because you seem easier to approach. Also, some of us just really like that look.
 
2013-09-12 11:43:24 PM
somechum.com
 
2013-09-12 11:45:42 PM

HawgWild: Lorelle: ///why do they come on to me at the supermarket and gas station, especially on days when I'm not wearing any makeup??

Because you seem easier to approach. Also, some of us just really like that look.


For the record, this is "the look" you claim to like:

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-09-12 11:47:26 PM

doyner: HawgWild: Lorelle: ///why do they come on to me at the supermarket and gas station, especially on days when I'm not wearing any makeup??

Because you seem easier to approach. Also, some of us just really like that look.

For the record, this is "the look" you claim to like:

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x733]


I've already fapped to it twice.
 
2013-09-12 11:50:21 PM

HawgWild: doyner: HawgWild: Lorelle: ///why do they come on to me at the supermarket and gas station, especially on days when I'm not wearing any makeup??

Because you seem easier to approach. Also, some of us just really like that look.

For the record, this is "the look" you claim to like:

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x733]

I've already fapped to it twice.


I'm thinking....a guy with your kind of mind...should have the land crab.

Excellent seafood.
 
2013-09-12 11:52:48 PM

doyner: HawgWild: doyner: HawgWild: Lorelle: ///why do they come on to me at the supermarket and gas station, especially on days when I'm not wearing any makeup??

Because you seem easier to approach. Also, some of us just really like that look.

For the record, this is "the look" you claim to like:

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x733]

I've already fapped to it twice.

I'm thinking....a guy with your kind of mind...should have the land crab.

Excellent seafood.


Found this gem in the article:

i.dailymail.co.uk

/three times
 
2013-09-13 12:00:36 AM

HawgWild: doyner: HawgWild: doyner: HawgWild: Lorelle: ///why do they come on to me at the supermarket and gas station, especially on days when I'm not wearing any makeup??

Because you seem easier to approach. Also, some of us just really like that look.

For the record, this is "the look" you claim to like:

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x733]

I've already fapped to it twice.

I'm thinking....a guy with your kind of mind...should have the land crab.

Excellent seafood.

Found this gem in the article:

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]

/three times


You should go hang out in the towel/masturbation thread.
 
2013-09-13 12:03:50 AM

doyner: HawgWild: doyner: HawgWild: doyner: HawgWild: Lorelle: ///why do they come on to me at the supermarket and gas station, especially on days when I'm not wearing any makeup??

Because you seem easier to approach. Also, some of us just really like that look.

For the record, this is "the look" you claim to like:

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x733]

I've already fapped to it twice.

I'm thinking....a guy with your kind of mind...should have the land crab.

Excellent seafood.

Found this gem in the article:

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]

/three times

You should go hang out in the towel/masturbation thread.


You're no fun ...
 
2013-09-13 12:12:30 AM
Kind of looks like...

cdn03.cdn.thesuperficial.com
 
2013-09-13 12:18:18 AM

kaylward: Kind of looks like...

[cdn03.cdn.thesuperficial.com image 480x703]


She looks like Leslie Nielsen in drag to me.
 
2013-09-13 12:36:55 AM
She is a c|_|nt
 
2013-09-13 01:02:46 AM
"As far as I'm concerned, a dinner party isn't complete without a bit of an intellectual tussle during dessert'

I'm seeing another reason she gets dumped...
 
2013-09-13 01:02:56 AM
She's 'lost count' of times she's been rejected for being witty and clever

www.moviequotesandmore.com
 
2013-09-13 01:04:54 AM
Reminds me of Willem Dafoe's drag scene in Boondock Saints.
 
2013-09-13 01:33:51 AM
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-13 01:47:27 AM
Sorry toots, but it sounds like you're insufferable.
 
2013-09-13 01:53:21 AM

kaylward: Kind of looks like...


Kind of looks like...

digiphile.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-09-13 02:15:03 AM
Mummy neck.
 
2013-09-13 02:35:36 AM
I couldn't be sure without meeting her--which I have zero desire to do--but this woman writes like she is a constantly condescending person. I have no doubt she is intelligent and successful, but her problem sounds like an inability to turn off her competitive streak, which turns everyone else off in time. Nobody wants to be with someone who needs to always be right for the rest of their lives.
 
2013-09-13 02:49:55 AM
www.advervecast.com
 
2013-09-13 02:50:50 AM
Ignoring looks entirely, I've found that women who claim that men are too intimidated by intelligent women are usually single because they are so full of themselves that they've become obnoxious.
 
2013-09-13 02:52:32 AM

MrBallou: Judging from her story  and the look on her face, I suspect that her problem isn't that she's superior, it's that she thinks she's superior and insists on constantly proving it to any man she's with.


I was thinking the same thing.
 
2013-09-13 02:54:11 AM

Lorelle: Maybe she's trying too hard to find a man. Some guys don't like the smell of desperation.

/50
//not looking for a man
///why do they come on to me at the supermarket and gas station, especially on days when I'm not wearing any makeup??


Maybe you look good without makeup. Lots of ken don't like the makeup look. I don't. My wife rarely wears makeup.
 
2013-09-13 02:54:35 AM

Lucky LaRue: Far be it for me to pick at the facade someone's built up around themselves to protect a fragile ego, but Ms. Mulvey may want to get a second, objective opinion as to why she's forever alone.


Are you ever truly alone, when you have five cats?

/Yes.
 
2013-09-13 02:58:15 AM
She tells us about two men she has dated. One is a trader in the City and another is a lawyer. Now I'm not saying that they're definitely wankers but those are two career paths that attract more than their share of them.

I think I found the source of your problem, hen.
 
2013-09-13 02:58:24 AM
s3.amazonaws.com
That's a man, baby.
 
2013-09-13 02:58:39 AM
The one thing all of her failed relationships have in common is her.
 
2013-09-13 02:58:41 AM

OgreMagi: Ignoring looks entirely, I've found that women who claim that men are too intimidated by intelligent women are usually single because they are so full of themselves that they've become obnoxious.


They tend to be dumber than a box of hammers, too.
 
2013-09-13 02:59:18 AM
Ah, ha.  FTFA, "I was wondering when you were going to let me join your conversation".

Yep. Just as I had guessed.  She's full of herself.  I've dealt with this type of person all too often (both men and women).  They think that every word they have to say is so damn important that they never give anyone else to get a word in edgewise.  And they always get insulted when you call them on it.  She's a biatch.  That's why she's single.
 
2013-09-13 02:59:36 AM

mgshamster: Lots of ken don't like the makeup look. I don't. My wife rarely wears makeup.


TRUTH.

I like waking up next to a woman that looks the same as the one I fell asleep next to.
 
2013-09-13 02:59:38 AM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-09-13 03:00:26 AM
She looks... stern...
 
2013-09-13 03:03:53 AM
Thurston Howell?
 
2013-09-13 03:06:16 AM

GWSuperfan: mgshamster: Lots of ken don't like the makeup look. I don't. My wife rarely wears makeup.

TRUTH.

I like waking up next to a woman that looks the same as the one I fell asleep next to.


I've never gone to bed with an ugly woman.

Unfortunately, I've woken up with a few.

/alcohol may have been involved
 
2013-09-13 03:06:33 AM

Lucky LaRue: Far be it for me to pick at the facade someone's built up around themselves to protect a fragile ego, but Ms. Mulvey may want to get a second, objective opinion as to why she's forever alone.


Mulva?
 
2013-09-13 03:08:40 AM

Lorelle: Maybe she's trying too hard to find a man. Some guys don't like the smell of desperation.

/50
//not looking for a man
///why do they come on to me at the supermarket and gas station, especially on days when I'm not wearing any makeup??


The hottest girl I ever saw was out on the river fishing with her dog, just the two of them.

Unfortunately the odds she wanted me to pull next to her and ask her out seemed extremely low.
 
2013-09-13 03:08:44 AM
FYI, speaking multiple languages doesn't mean shiat when men would rather sit in silence than hear you yap all day.
 
2013-09-13 03:08:46 AM
It's usually not going to be everyone else.

When I'm having problems with someone (not EVERYONE mind you) and I think it's not me...I usually try to check in with a good friend who I know will tell me if it's me. Because people rarely have the epiphany it's them when they think it's not. It's easy to get one's head stuck up one's own ass when it's a one on one conflict.

When it's everyone else, common farking sense and math should give you a clue.
 
2013-09-13 03:09:57 AM
I struck up a conversation with the receptionist in Italian (just one of the five languages I speak)

I bet like most people who claim to speak multiple languages, she can ask where the bathroom is, and perhaps prattle on a bit of small talk.
 
2013-09-13 03:10:49 AM

GWSuperfan: mgshamster: Lots of ken don't like the makeup look. I don't. My wife rarely wears makeup.

TRUTH.

I like waking up next to a woman that looks the same as the one I fell asleep next to.


That's why I quit drinking.
 
2013-09-13 03:12:00 AM
Somehow I get the impression that when she meets a man who might be interested in her that she goes out of the way to prove to him that she is smarter than he is.  And if that is the case then the guys do not run away because she is smarter than they are, they run away because she had to lord it over them.
 
2013-09-13 03:13:09 AM

doyner: HawgWild: Lorelle: ///why do they come on to me at the supermarket and gas station, especially on days when I'm not wearing any makeup??

Because you seem easier to approach. Also, some of us just really like that look.

For the record, this is "the look" you claim to like:

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x733]


Do you think she's not wearing any makeup there?
 
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