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(io9)   Director of The Fifth Element wants to remake The Fifth Element   (io9.com) divider line 16
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3915 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 13 Sep 2013 at 1:37 AM (31 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-09-13 09:13:50 AM
6 votes:
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2013-09-13 01:56:10 AM
2 votes:
Remake the Fifth Element?  Boron!
2013-09-13 02:59:59 PM
1 votes:
Snapper Carr: For me it was Tommy "Tiny" Lister - Galactic President.

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/kidding
2013-09-13 01:42:47 PM
1 votes:

Dingleberry Dickwad: From what I remember of the movie they didn't plan on the 5th element walking around and realizing that humanity and life in the universe in general were pretty shiatty to each other. She was supposed to remain encased and in the center of the temple and then they were supposed to just activate the 4 elemental thingies and she'd take out the bad guys. There was no thought to her getting out of the big stone or whatever material casing, learning people are shiat and refusing to do her part of the job.


Pretty much that, she was an engineered designed weapon meant to stay locked up until needed. Once she found out how farked up the universe she was supposed to protect despair set in and a huge sense of guilt I imagine at protecting the universe for some thousands and thousands of years.

Mugato: It's nice to see the Milla love around here. Most of the douchebags I know won't look at a girl that doesn't have DDs, no matter how plastic they are.


CSB moment

So wife and I are sitting on the couch flipping channels and it lands on the first Resident Evil. I stop and pause for a moment and she tells me "If we have to watch this, you're not getting laid tonight" I turn to the screen and its that one moment where she's looking farking sexy as hell in that red dress and I pause for a moment....long enough apparently that my wife then goes "And because you had to think about it, you're not getting laid"

To which I asked her "Ok, but can we still watch the movie?"
2013-09-13 11:26:55 AM
1 votes:
I try to work the line "Negative, I am a meat popsicle" into my conversations at least once a day.
2013-09-13 09:23:00 AM
1 votes:

The All-Powerful Atheismo: The Fifth Element is an okay movie, but if it's one of your "favorites" you have problems.  Terrible acting (some of the performances anyway...) terrible story cheesy effects...


Oh please tell us then what unassailable movies you would consider worthy to be "favorites".
2013-09-13 09:10:20 AM
1 votes:
Everyone!
2013-09-13 08:21:18 AM
1 votes:

dittybopper: kombi: OgreMagi: kombi: some_beer_drinker: i love science fiction. but i have never seen this movie. should i?

Yes. Classic. Not really a serious movie. Fun and entertaining.

Ditto.  It's a fun movie.  Don't try to get a deep meaning out of it (even though they try for that).

And the Ruby Rhod character is farking hilarious, though you'll want to punch him in the face (multiple times).

Yes great way to put it. Its a fun movie. Over the top in parts. In a fun way. Ruby Rhod is a good part of the movie. Almost the unwilling sidekick. And Gary Oldman. Definitely a watch.

Yep.  Just don't press the little red button on the bottom of the gun.


AZIZ--LIGHT!!!!

/Thank you Aziz, much better.
2013-09-13 08:19:56 AM
1 votes:

RedZoneTuba: I HATED HATED HATED this movie.  I enjoy steak, pizza, burritos, and Indian food. - just not when they're all put in a blender together and served in one heaping pile.  It's like each actor thought they were in a different type of movie and the director just indulged them.

Milla J thought she was in a serious science fiction movie.
Bruce Willis thought he was in an action/comedy.
Gary Oldman thought he was in a cartoon.
Chris Tucker thought he was channeling early coke-fueled Robin Williams at a drag-queen after party.

And the viewer thinks he's in hell.


I am so sorry for you.
2013-09-13 08:17:17 AM
1 votes:

RedZoneTuba: Milla J thought she was in a serious science fiction movie.
Bruce Willis thought he was in an action/comedy.
Gary Oldman thought he was in a cartoon.
Chris Tucker thought he was channeling early coke-fueled Robin Williams at a drag-queen after party.


And they were *RIGHT*.
2013-09-13 08:13:22 AM
1 votes:
I HATED HATED HATED this movie.  I enjoy steak, pizza, burritos, and Indian food. - just not when they're all put in a blender together and served in one heaping pile.  It's like each actor thought they were in a different type of movie and the director just indulged them.

Milla J thought she was in a serious science fiction movie.
Bruce Willis thought he was in an action/comedy.
Gary Oldman thought he was in a cartoon.
Chris Tucker thought he was channeling early coke-fueled Robin Williams at a drag-queen after party.

And the viewer thinks he's in hell.
2013-09-13 05:10:02 AM
1 votes:

some_beer_drinker: i love science fiction. but i have never seen this movie. should i?


Yes.  It was advertised as the new star wars before the new star wars shiat all over the old star wars.
2013-09-13 05:09:12 AM
1 votes:
Ecto gammat!
2013-09-13 04:30:13 AM
1 votes:
Can it just be about this guy?

thefilmstage.com

Cause that shiat was certainly not chalkboard-nailingly abrasive.
2013-09-13 02:12:50 AM
1 votes:
Fifth Element is a live-action anime.
2013-09-13 02:05:11 AM
1 votes:
Yo dog, I heard you like thermal bandages...
www.cesarsway.com

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