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(NBC San Diego)   If you're meeting the "photographer" at a motel for a "modeling shoot", things will probably not end well   (nbcsandiego.com) divider line 9
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2013-09-13 02:20:05 AM  
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HotWingAgenda: Znuh: This actually happened to my fiance at the time.

Her: I'm doing a photo shoot with this guy I just met! At his place! He's got stuff for me to wear!

Me: "I want you to pretend I'm you, and listen to how this sounds."

Me: Repeats sentences to her that she just uttered.

Her: INSANE ANGER RAGE

Me: Fine. Go over to mystery dude's house. I'm sure I'll see you on the news.

Her: AJKLDJIWOD You're right, and I hate you for it.

Yeah, that relationship didn't really last.

Solidarity. Bonus round: several years after breaking up with mine, she started posting on Facebook about getting back into modeling. Because it worked out so well the last time she went to a shoot alone with someone she didn't know.


For a model:
Rule 1: Always bring someone with you to a shoot
Rule 2: If they have a problem with that, something is sketchy

For the boyfriend:
1) If your "model" girlfriend wants to put herself in danger against your protest, or go off to "shoot" with someone she barely knows, a) she probably knows the guy is going to ask for more than she's willing to give b) she's either going to end up raped, murdered, nude (doing something you probably wouldn't approve of), or not your girlfriend.

2) Also if a girl tells you she's a model, and can't support herself on that income, she's not a model. Having a picture up on modelmayhem doesn't count. And having some douche with a camera take a picture, doesn't count either.
2013-09-13 01:49:12 AM  
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Did you not use the zip ties?

It gets better. Later: "I met this German kid and he wants me to have red wine with him! Then we're going to go take pictures in the desert!"

Me: "We're breaking up."

Her: INSANE ANGER RAAAGE.

I wanted to use many, many things at that point. I'm glad I didn't. I got to be free, met a bunch of awesome women afterwards (not all at once), and currently quite happy with the lady I'm with now.

The moral is, talk. If you find that it's like talking to a wall that aggressively wants to put itself in danger, you're probably better off elsewhere. That goes for all genders.
2013-09-13 01:34:16 AM  
2 votes:
This actually happened to my fiance at the time.

Her: I'm doing a photo shoot with this guy I just met! At his place! He's got stuff for me to wear!

Me: "I want you to pretend I'm you, and listen to how this sounds."

Me: Repeats sentences to her that she just uttered.

Her: INSANE ANGER RAGE

Me: Fine. Go over to mystery dude's house. I'm sure I'll see you on the news.

Her: AJKLDJIWOD You're right, and I hate you for it.

Yeah, that relationship didn't really last.
2013-09-13 01:33:38 AM  
2 votes:
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2013-09-13 09:37:39 AM  
1 votes:

Znuh: This actually happened to my fiance at the time.

Her: I'm doing a photo shoot with this guy I just met! At his place! He's got stuff for me to wear!

Me: "I want you to pretend I'm you, and listen to how this sounds."

Me: Repeats sentences to her that she just uttered.

Her: INSANE ANGER RAGE

Me: Fine. Go over to mystery dude's house. I'm sure I'll see you on the news.

Her: AJKLDJIWOD You're right, and I hate you for it.

Yeah, that relationship didn't really last.


Maybe if you'd said "I'll support you in your endeavours and accompany you to the shoot to make sure you are safe", it might have lasted a bit longer
2013-09-13 06:36:55 AM  
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IlGreven: Weatherkiss: But remember, regardless of the situation you put yourself in, it's always their fault for anything bad that happens to you.

/walk down the street in the bad part of town wearing flashy jewelry if you want, but despite the fact you're asking for trouble, it's their fault for mugging you

Yep, if you get raped, the rapist is absolved of all guilt because you were stupid.

/Really, guys, STOP USING THIS FARKING ARGUMENT!


I don't understand what it is about the concept of contributory negligence that confuses people so much. Nobody is absolving the rapist of guilt.
2013-09-13 02:05:48 AM  
1 votes:
Sometimes bad things happen to good people, but mostly, bad things happen to stupid people.
2013-09-13 01:43:12 AM  
1 votes:
Omg I LOVED this episode of Cold Case Files.
2013-09-12 08:01:20 PM  
1 votes:
"The victim said she met Matthew Terrell online"

Nope, no red flags there. Not a single one.
 
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