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(Gawker)   Hot 97 DJ Mister Cee would like you to know that he is not gay, but every now and then, he "gets the urge to have fellatio with a transsexual - a man that looks like a woman." Again, he is not gay "because I haven't penetrated another man"   (gawker.com) divider line 31
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2013-09-12 08:38:17 PM
7 votes:
"Why do all these gay guys keep sucking my dick?!?!?"
2013-09-12 08:39:22 PM
5 votes:
So he blows transvestites. I mean, come on, who hasn't, right?


Right?

/I was in the Navy, it doesn't count.
2013-09-12 08:32:17 PM
4 votes:
So he likes the Dixie Chicks?
2013-09-12 10:32:01 PM
3 votes:

saywhat: Very disappointed in subbys today. One of the most significant events in the history of mankind has occurred and there's been no mention of it on FARK.  A man made object, Voyager I, has left the confines of our solar system!  That's incredible!
And FARK ignores it....very disappointing


So, if I'm reading your comment correctly, what you're saying is that Voyager I isn't gay since it clearly did not enter Uranus?
2013-09-12 10:07:38 PM
3 votes:

Molavian: Trap thread.


mybroadband.co.za
2013-09-13 05:46:28 AM
2 votes:
images.dailytech.com

Familiar with blown trannies
2013-09-12 10:46:41 PM
2 votes:

Mr. Shabooboo: A woman pretending to be man pretending to be a woman....


Always should be someone you really love?
2013-09-12 10:08:41 PM
2 votes:
cdn2.sbnation.com
2013-09-12 09:57:56 PM
2 votes:
But..But..I learned here...You guys told me..It's only gay if the balls touch.
2013-09-13 06:28:50 AM
1 votes:

hardinparamedic: Both are more likely than you admitting you weren't just giving the crossdressing prostitute a ride to pick up 3d printer nozzles?


In our Brave New World in which everything is a 3D printer, do you mean these:
cf3.souqcdn.com
2013-09-13 04:54:00 AM
1 votes:
Girls will be boys and boys will be girls. Its a mixed-up, muddled-up, shook- up world. Except for Lola.
2013-09-13 02:11:21 AM
1 votes:
So there I was, taking it in the butt. Guy starts playing with my balls. I say, "what do you think I am, gay or something?"
2013-09-13 01:59:24 AM
1 votes:
I thought the rule was: If it moves as a result of contact. Then that would make him gay but I guess black communities can't handle that shiat cause his homeboy's would rip him to shreds for it.
2013-09-13 01:24:57 AM
1 votes:
By the way, I would like to add that I'm really enjoying all the Farkers tripping over each other in their rush to assure us that they don't care about this AT ALL.
2013-09-13 12:46:41 AM
1 votes:

Dingleberry Dickwad: You know, the dude could really have saved himself some trouble and just out and said that he's bisexual, or whatever instead of getting caught with transexuals and cross dressers to try and hide it. Sure there's folks out there that would look down on him for it, but not as many as will look down on him for being in denial and going for trans and the like. I'm not saying anything about any of that is wrong, just that people will look down on him for trying to hide it in cross dressers and so forth rather than just be open about everything.


Well...he's  not. As far as I'm aware, there  isn't a term for people who are attracted to transsexuals. He's not gay, he's not bisexual, he's not pansexual...there's no English word for his sexual orientation.

That said, dude, just say 'I'm into women and transsexuals' and move on.
2013-09-12 11:51:08 PM
1 votes:
i.qkme.me
2013-09-12 11:35:51 PM
1 votes:

runcible spork: In other words, you have no idea how it could possibly be relevant or instructive, regardless of your milquetoast backpedaling. And what's the story with your day-old account?


Well the story behind my day-old account is that I signed up a day ago. And in other words, I was making a joke that I have no idea how to classify blowing a shemale on the side of the road in binary sexual terms, because I thought it would be funny. Since you found my joke neither relevant nor instructive, I will do better in the future to make much more relevant, instructive jokes that are tailored specifically to your sensibilities.

I think I've grown a lot here as a person here in my one day. Thank you.
2013-09-12 11:07:25 PM
1 votes:
img.pandawhale.com
/Oblig
2013-09-12 11:04:01 PM
1 votes:
But fantasizing about Ann Coulter with a strap-on ramming my bunghole is still cool, right?
2013-09-12 11:01:31 PM
1 votes:

runcible spork: Since when is "a transsexual" [sic] "a man who looks like a woman"? What kind of personal, exculpatory bullshiat is that?

Hardinparamedic: I implore you once more, considering your clearly evident empathy and interest, and mostly nuanced understanding, to be more thoughtful with regard to terminologysuch as  "transgendered," "transgenders," "a transsexual."


I hope there is equal thought given to people who think they are 25 in a 40 year old body, and that we should develop the medical technology to help these people.
2013-09-12 10:49:00 PM
1 votes:
I was sitting in a bar in medellin and this gorgeous tranny walked by and a young dude says "how do you fark that?" And this old man says "under the balls"
2013-09-12 10:31:08 PM
1 votes:
If you haven't been paying attention to the saga of hip-hop DJ Mister Cee's sex with men who dress like women

As a matter of fact, I haven't been paying attention, and there's a good reason for that.

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

3-akamai.tapcdn.com
2013-09-12 10:26:47 PM
1 votes:

enderthexenocide: if you're a man and you're gay, it means you want to have sex with other men, right?  it doesn't mean you like to stick things in your butt.  you can want to stick things in your butt, that doesn't mean you are physically attracted to men.


Orson Scott Card-derived username, strong indications of anal fetish... but you want us to think you're  not so far back in the closet there's a faun and a lamppost?

2.bp.blogspot.com
2013-09-12 10:14:47 PM
1 votes:

PC LOAD LETTER: It's not gay until you gargle his cum and spit it into another man's mouth.


But that just means you didn't want to accept it inside your stomach but still didn't want to waste a good load. So still not gay, and also considerate.
2013-09-12 10:13:00 PM
1 votes:
img3.rnkr-static.comIt is what it is
2013-09-12 10:10:54 PM
1 votes:
www.baileyjaygranger.com
2013-09-12 10:09:54 PM
1 votes:
It's not gay until you gargle his cum and spit it into another man's mouth.
2013-09-12 10:09:51 PM
1 votes:
plenty of manly football players like the penetrate the end zone, if you know what i mean. but only like half or 3/4 of HS and college players are gay.
2013-09-12 09:59:16 PM
1 votes:
Trap thread.
2013-09-12 09:58:19 PM
1 votes:
i248.photobucket.com
2013-09-12 09:48:09 PM
1 votes:

FarkinHostile: So he blows transvestites. I mean, come on, who hasn't, right?


Right?

/I was in the Navy, it doesn't count.


When drinking in NYC many years ago, we'd always have this one guy who had to visit the tunnel rats over on the west side, one time he came running out of a building screaming and said if we ever talked about his experience he'd get even.

/good times
 
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