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(Gawker)   Hot 97 DJ Mister Cee would like you to know that he is not gay, but every now and then, he "gets the urge to have fellatio with a transsexual - a man that looks like a woman." Again, he is not gay "because I haven't penetrated another man"   (gawker.com ) divider line 195
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2013-09-12 08:32:17 PM  
So he likes the Dixie Chicks?
 
2013-09-12 08:38:17 PM  
"Why do all these gay guys keep sucking my dick?!?!?"
 
2013-09-12 08:39:22 PM  
So he blows transvestites. I mean, come on, who hasn't, right?


Right?

/I was in the Navy, it doesn't count.
 
2013-09-12 09:48:09 PM  

FarkinHostile: So he blows transvestites. I mean, come on, who hasn't, right?


Right?

/I was in the Navy, it doesn't count.


When drinking in NYC many years ago, we'd always have this one guy who had to visit the tunnel rats over on the west side, one time he came running out of a building screaming and said if we ever talked about his experience he'd get even.

/good times
 
2013-09-12 09:52:18 PM  

Amos Quito: So he likes the Dixie Chicks?


Hey thought you might find this link interesting, two neuroscientists visit Google to explain why some men like "shemale" porn though they claim to be heterosexual and why women like twilight.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=p-A8GvUehq4

i.imgur.com

http://www.billionwickedthoughts.com/index.html
 
2013-09-12 09:54:24 PM  
Men's Night Out!  Men's Night Out!
 
2013-09-12 09:55:06 PM  
When will stories of someone's sexual orientation no longer be "news"?
 
2013-09-12 09:55:07 PM  
So if you're catching, you're not gay?
 
2013-09-12 09:56:43 PM  
Are we past the point where people are required to fit into categories?  Gay, straight, bi, trans, you do what you want to do, as consenting adults do in private, and if at some point in your life switch, maybe temporarily, you should not have to redefine your entire being to fit into some new label. You're still you.

Maybe we need the sexual orientation equivalent of "it's complicated".
 
2013-09-12 09:57:10 PM  
Well, he might not be gay, but the odds of him having a case of homosexual fetishism is very low.

To be fair, as well, if the person is transgender, deriving sexual orientation from physical contact as well gets far more complex.

Sexual orientation and sexuality is not a black and white spectrum with a clear dividing line. It's actually pretty damn complex.
 
2013-09-12 09:57:50 PM  

findthefish: Men's Night Out!  Men's Night Out!


A mouth is a mouth
 
2013-09-12 09:57:56 PM  
But..But..I learned here...You guys told me..It's only gay if the balls touch.
 
2013-09-12 09:58:19 PM  
i248.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-12 09:59:16 PM  
Trap thread.
 
2013-09-12 09:59:51 PM  
I believe Muslims view it the opposite. You're only gay if you're penetrated.
 
2013-09-12 10:01:58 PM  
correct me if i'm wrong, but "gay" means you're physically attracted to people of the same sex, right?  if you're a man and you're gay, it means you want to have sex with other men, right?  it doesn't mean you like to stick things in your butt.  you can want to stick things in your butt, that doesn't mean you are physically attracted to men.  and if a transsexual man looks like a woman and you want to have sex with her, doesn't that mean you're straight?  because she looks like a woman?

sexuality is a weird topic, but i get tired of "he looked at a man's balls one time, that means he's totally gay!" comments.
 
2013-09-12 10:02:17 PM  
You see if you ask me we're heterosexual by default, not by decision. It's just a question of who you fancy. It's all about aesthetics and it's fark all to do with morality.

But you try telling Begbie that.
 
2013-09-12 10:02:51 PM  
It's Putin.
 
2013-09-12 10:04:44 PM  

hardinparamedic: Well, he might not be gay, but the odds of him having a case of homosexual fetishism is very low.

To be fair, as well, if the person is transgender, deriving sexual orientation from physical contact as well gets far more complex.

Sexual orientation and sexuality is not a black and white spectrum with a clear dividing line. It's actually pretty damn complex.


I was talking to a friend who had a friend who became a female.  He divorced his wife, and then she married another woman.
Another friend he was friend's with was a gay trucker dude.  He had a sex change and became a lesbian.

Gender confusion, Sexual confusion.  Totally different, and not completely permanent.

/My mind was blown.
 
2013-09-12 10:05:42 PM  

JSam21: When will stories of someone's sexual orientation no longer be "news"?


About 4 years ago now its just falls into the celebrity gossip they pretend is news
 
2013-09-12 10:05:59 PM  

Molavian: Trap thread.


Welp, nothing to do here!
 
2013-09-12 10:06:09 PM  

MrSplifferton: hardinparamedic: Well, he might not be gay, but the odds of him having a case of homosexual fetishism is very low.

To be fair, as well, if the person is transgender, deriving sexual orientation from physical contact as well gets far more complex.

Sexual orientation and sexuality is not a black and white spectrum with a clear dividing line. It's actually pretty damn complex.

I was talking to a friend who had a friend who became a female.  He divorced his wife, and then she married another woman.
Another friend he was friend's with was a gay trucker dude.  He had a sex change and became a lesbian.

Gender confusion, Sexual confusion.  Totally different, and not completely permanent.

/My mind was blown.


Is 'confusion' the wrong way to describe it?  Totally sorry if you were offended by my comments.
 
2013-09-12 10:07:38 PM  

Molavian: Trap thread.


mybroadband.co.za
 
2013-09-12 10:08:06 PM  
I think it is cool that this guy is admitting this. There are a lot of people that are curious about transgendered people and some that are even attracted to them yet vilify them openly. I live in a neighborhood that has a large reletive percentage of transsexual and transgendered people and there are some that are very attractive and I think if I managed to grow to fall in love with someone like that I would have to do a little soul searching to see if it was something I would be comfortable pursuing. The thing is though that you can't just be comfortable doing it you have to be comfortable with everyone knowing you are in love with someone TS or TG and this guy has the balls to declare publicly how he feels. He isn't doing it and preaching something else.
 
2013-09-12 10:08:41 PM  
cdn2.sbnation.com
 
2013-09-12 10:09:51 PM  
plenty of manly football players like the penetrate the end zone, if you know what i mean. but only like half or 3/4 of HS and college players are gay.
 
2013-09-12 10:09:54 PM  
It's not gay until you gargle his cum and spit it into another man's mouth.
 
2013-09-12 10:10:54 PM  
www.baileyjaygranger.com
 
2013-09-12 10:11:21 PM  
s4.favim.com
 
2013-09-12 10:11:57 PM  
You know, the dude could really have saved himself some trouble and just out and said that he's bisexual, or whatever instead of getting caught with transexuals and cross dressers to try and hide it. Sure there's folks out there that would look down on him for it, but not as many as will look down on him for being in denial and going for trans and the like. I'm not saying anything about any of that is wrong, just that people will look down on him for trying to hide it in cross dressers and so forth rather than just be open about everything.
 
2013-09-12 10:13:00 PM  

img3.rnkr-static.comIt is what it is

 
2013-09-12 10:13:26 PM  
NTTAWWT
 
2013-09-12 10:14:47 PM  

PC LOAD LETTER: It's not gay until you gargle his cum and spit it into another man's mouth.


But that just means you didn't want to accept it inside your stomach but still didn't want to waste a good load. So still not gay, and also considerate.
 
2013-09-12 10:16:15 PM  

edmo: I believe Muslims view it the opposite. You're only gay if you're penetrated.


In the west before around 1900 to 1950 in the the view as well. Meaning it's not so much about acts as rolls, and non-procreative sex was viewed harshly.

So if your on top and you've got your thing in a guys butt that's bad not because it's a guy, but because it's not penis in vagina and it's not your wife. If you're on the bottom it's doubly bad because it's not penis in vagina and your taking on the role of a woman.
 
2013-09-12 10:16:22 PM  
Its not gay if youre pitching or only 1 knuckle in.

I knew a post op trans. She was not bad looking and did roller derby. Lost touch after she moved to chicago
 
2013-09-12 10:16:56 PM  
Questions?

Why is he resigning?  Because he admitted to sex with transsexuals?  Because he paid for sex?  Did I miss something?  It's 2013 isn't it?

I mean, I've never paid for sex and I've never had sex with a transsexual (that I know of), but I don't exactly feel like either of those things are so horrible that you should resign from being a radio DJ.  I mean, it's not like he's the pope or someone in law enforcement in a jurisdiction where prostitution is illegal.

Food for thought.  If I have sex with a woman who looks like a man, does that suddenly make me straight?
 
2013-09-12 10:17:17 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: You know, the dude could really have saved himself some trouble and just out and said that he's bisexual, or whatever instead of getting caught with transexuals and cross dressers to try and hide it. Sure there's folks out there that would look down on him for it, but not as many as will look down on him for being in denial and going for trans and the like. I'm not saying anything about any of that is wrong, just that people will look down on him for trying to hide it in cross dressers and so forth rather than just be open about everything.


Not sure what you mean by "hide it in crossdressers".  Are you suggesting he'd really rather be having sex with dudes, but is having sex with tg's as a fall back?
 
2013-09-12 10:17:26 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: You know, the dude could really have saved himself some trouble and just out and said that he's bisexual, or whatever instead of getting caught with transexuals and cross dressers to try and hide it


I think the problem is that you assume someone would date a transsexual or transgendered because they're "closeted", and comparing them to someone who crossdresses is pretty flawed, dude.

MrSplifferton: Is 'confusion' the wrong way to describe it?  Totally sorry if you were offended by my comments.


Not really offended, just a little confused myself. It's not a "confusion", per say, but rather curious about why you phrase that as such. When it it comes to being transgendered, it's not something that someone can easily get the label of and meet the criteria to transition, especially since it requires living openly as one's gender for up to a year before you can get pharmaceutical or surgical therapy from many legitimate physicians.
 
Skr
2013-09-12 10:17:29 PM  
I look forward to welcoming our future pansexual/omnisexual overlords
 
2013-09-12 10:21:03 PM  
Hot 97 is so hot, it's flaming!

/nobody cares at all

//stop labeling everything

///slashies!
 
2013-09-12 10:22:19 PM  
This reminds me of down-low culture.  It's important to differentiate between gay men and men who have sex with men.

'Gay' carries a cultural connotation with it that many people (especially in the black community) do not identify themselves as being part of.  This has public health implications as many 'men who have sex with men' also have girlfriends and wives.
 
2013-09-12 10:23:00 PM  

FrancoFile: "Why do all these gay guys keep sucking my dick?!?!?"


Good one! The Onion, right?
 
2013-09-12 10:24:24 PM  

timujin: Dingleberry Dickwad: You know, the dude could really have saved himself some trouble and just out and said that he's bisexual, or whatever instead of getting caught with transexuals and cross dressers to try and hide it. Sure there's folks out there that would look down on him for it, but not as many as will look down on him for being in denial and going for trans and the like. I'm not saying anything about any of that is wrong, just that people will look down on him for trying to hide it in cross dressers and so forth rather than just be open about everything.

Not sure what you mean by "hide it in crossdressers".  Are you suggesting he'd really rather be having sex with dudes, but is having sex with tg's as a fall back?


hardinparamedic: Dingleberry Dickwad: You know, the dude could really have saved himself some trouble and just out and said that he's bisexual, or whatever instead of getting caught with transexuals and cross dressers to try and hide it

I think the problem is that you assume someone would date a transsexual or transgendered because they're "closeted", and comparing them to someone who crossdresses is pretty flawed, dude.


That's just the impression I got from reading his statements like "I know I'm still in denial because I know that I love women - any woman that's been with me knows that I love women - but occasionally I get the urge to have fellatio with a transsexual: a man that looks like a woman. But I'm here saying I'm not gay because I haven't penetrated another man. "

Maybe I'm reading it wrong, but him saying "I'm not gay because I haven't penetrated another man" at the same time he says " I get the urge to have fellatio with a transsexual: a man that looks like a woman. " makes me think that maybe he hasn't come to terms with liking men and goes for the trans and crossdressers because in his mind they're closer to women than men.
 
2013-09-12 10:24:29 PM  

cardex: JSam21: When will stories of someone's sexual orientation no longer be "news"?

About 4 years ago now its just falls into the celebrity gossip they pretend is news


pretty much this...  there's so much focus on the T right now, that the Q is getting ignored.  it's "questioning"...  experimenting when you're young, trying alternative fun when you're older...

seriously, so farking what, if you're in the public eye about a random hookup, just say you've played the field a few times, and walk away...

i get that there's alot of "can't have your cake and eat it too" kinda snark directed towards bi folks, but on the other hand, i'm sure there are a number of folks who have a top five celebrity list for both genders...

so why is it a big deal, aside from a potential prostitution charge?  is he a republican?
 
2013-09-12 10:25:07 PM  

Skr: I look forward to welcoming our future pansexual/omnisexual overlords


I'm with you, dude or girl or whatever.... they are way overdue!
 
2013-09-12 10:26:03 PM  

TheDirtyNacho: This reminds me of down-low culture.  It's important to differentiate between gay men and men who have sex with men.

'Gay' carries a cultural connotation with it that many people (especially in the black community) do not identify themselves as being part of.  This has public health implications as many 'men who have sex with men' also have girlfriends and wives.


*slow clap*

You also have to understand that sort of culture exists outside of the black community, especially in insular fetish communities where there are men who have sex with men as part of a BDSM or power-exchange scenario. In these cases, there is less of an emotional or physical connection based on the virtue of them being the same or opposite sex, and more to do with emasculation, humiliation, and loss of control.
 
2013-09-12 10:26:47 PM  

enderthexenocide: if you're a man and you're gay, it means you want to have sex with other men, right?  it doesn't mean you like to stick things in your butt.  you can want to stick things in your butt, that doesn't mean you are physically attracted to men.


Orson Scott Card-derived username, strong indications of anal fetish... but you want us to think you're  not so far back in the closet there's a faun and a lamppost?

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-09-12 10:27:24 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: Maybe I'm reading it wrong, but him saying "I'm not gay because I haven't penetrated another man" at the same time he says " I get the urge to have fellatio with a transsexual: a man that looks like a woman. " makes me think that maybe he hasn't come to terms with liking men and goes for the trans and crossdressers because in his mind they're closer to women than men.


Thank you for clarifying that statement. It just sounded suspiciously like a loaded statement that is common when transgenders are mentioned on FARK.
 
2013-09-12 10:28:32 PM  

MrHappyRotter: Questions?

Why is he resigning?  Because he admitted to sex with transsexuals?   Because he paid for sex?  Did I miss something?  It's 2013 isn't it?


pretty sure that's it.

Food for thought.  If I have sex with a woman who looks like a man, does that suddenly make me straight?


can we please leave buck angel out of this?
 
2013-09-12 10:30:03 PM  
Very disappointed in subbys today. One of the most significant events in the history of mankind has occurred and there's been no mention of it on FARK.  A man made object, Voyager I, has left the confines of our solar system!  That's incredible!
And FARK ignores it....very disappointing
 
2013-09-12 10:30:46 PM  
Looks like a duck, sounds like a duck...

i3.kym-cdn.com

i1.imgflip.com

/First pic is hot, like Alison Brie.
 
2013-09-12 10:30:49 PM  
By that logic I wasn't hetero in high school because my girlfreind only let me go down on her.
 
2013-09-12 10:31:08 PM  
If you haven't been paying attention to the saga of hip-hop DJ Mister Cee's sex with men who dress like women

As a matter of fact, I haven't been paying attention, and there's a good reason for that.

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

3-akamai.tapcdn.com
 
2013-09-12 10:31:20 PM  
My definition of what 'gay' is.

You think other members of your own sex are attractive enough that you'd want to date one or have specific crushes on one to the exclusion of dating or having crushes on the opposite sex.

You don't need to have sex to be gay, you don't need to actually be out or let anyone else know.  But at some level you have to admit it to yourself.  You can be the Michelle Bachmann's husband and as long as you think you're straight, you are.

Doesn't seem like this guy fits that definition, hence, not gay.  Maybe a not 'straight' either but definitely not gay.
 
2013-09-12 10:31:52 PM  
Here, find out. Warning: Not Safe For Work

www.meatspin.com
 
2013-09-12 10:32:01 PM  

saywhat: Very disappointed in subbys today. One of the most significant events in the history of mankind has occurred and there's been no mention of it on FARK.  A man made object, Voyager I, has left the confines of our solar system!  That's incredible!
And FARK ignores it....very disappointing


So, if I'm reading your comment correctly, what you're saying is that Voyager I isn't gay since it clearly did not enter Uranus?
 
2013-09-12 10:32:09 PM  

saywhat: Very disappointed in subbys today. One of the most significant events in the history of mankind has occurred and there's been no mention of it on FARK.  A man made object, Voyager I, has left the confines of our solar system!  That's incredible!
And FARK ignores it....very disappointing


Why don't you submit a link with a decent headline instead of biatching about it you sod?
 
2013-09-12 10:32:28 PM  

Skr: I look forward to welcoming our future pansexual/omnisexual overlords


i bet
(NSFJackHarkness)
 
2013-09-12 10:32:59 PM  

saywhat: Very disappointed in subbys today. One of the most significant events in the history of mankind has occurred and there's been no mention of it on FARK.  A man made object, Voyager I, has left the confines of our solar system!  That's incredible!
And FARK ignores it....very disappointing


Visit the geek tab, there's a greened article about Voyager leaving the system and has been for hours.
 
2013-09-12 10:33:22 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: timujin: Dingleberry Dickwad: You know, the dude could really have saved himself some trouble and just out and said that he's bisexual, or whatever instead of getting caught with transexuals and cross dressers to try and hide it. Sure there's folks out there that would look down on him for it, but not as many as will look down on him for being in denial and going for trans and the like. I'm not saying anything about any of that is wrong, just that people will look down on him for trying to hide it in cross dressers and so forth rather than just be open about everything.

Not sure what you mean by "hide it in crossdressers".  Are you suggesting he'd really rather be having sex with dudes, but is having sex with tg's as a fall back?

hardinparamedic: Dingleberry Dickwad: You know, the dude could really have saved himself some trouble and just out and said that he's bisexual, or whatever instead of getting caught with transexuals and cross dressers to try and hide it

I think the problem is that you assume someone would date a transsexual or transgendered because they're "closeted", and comparing them to someone who crossdresses is pretty flawed, dude.

That's just the impression I got from reading his statements like "I know I'm still in denial because I know that I love women - any woman that's been with me knows that I love women - but occasionally I get the urge to have fellatio with a transsexual: a man that looks like a woman. But I'm here saying I'm not gay because I haven't penetrated another man. "

Maybe I'm reading it wrong, but him saying "I'm not gay because I haven't penetrated another man" at the same time he says " I get the urge to have fellatio with a transsexual: a man that looks like a woman. " makes me think that maybe he hasn't come to terms with liking men and goes for the trans and crossdressers because in his mind they're closer to women than men.



Maybe that's just his kink.  He wants her to be a lady in manner and masculine men don't do it for him.  Completely reasonable if one views sexuality as a spectrum.
 
2013-09-12 10:33:41 PM  
They're not bigots, just embarrassed that their famous DJ has to pay for it?

Nah - just bigots. They wouldn't care less if he was paying for other hookers.

He really should just man up and date who he wants to - go to dinner, the movies, weekends away, take her to the company picnic......
 
2013-09-12 10:34:24 PM  

dbirchall: enderthexenocide: if you're a man and you're gay, it means you want to have sex with other men, right?  it doesn't mean you like to stick things in your butt.  you can want to stick things in your butt, that doesn't mean you are physically attracted to men.
Orson Scott Card-derived username, strong indications of anal fetish... but you want us to think you're  not so far back in the closet there's a faun and a lamppost?


so you're telling me i'm wrong .... because of my username?  sorry i like to read science fiction, i didn't realize that made me gay, or whatever it is you're trying to imply.
 
2013-09-12 10:35:43 PM  

tetsoushima: saywhat: Very disappointed in subbys today. One of the most significant events in the history of mankind has occurred and there's been no mention of it on FARK.  A man made object, Voyager I, has left the confines of our solar system!  That's incredible!
And FARK ignores it....very disappointing

Why don't you submit a link with a decent headline instead of biatching about it you sod?


http://www.fark.com/comments/7930786/Voyager-1-leaves-solar-system-a ga in-for-first-time-once-more

i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-12 10:36:01 PM  

saywhat: Very disappointed in subbys today. One of the most significant events in the history of mankind has occurred and there's been no mention of it on FARK.  A man made object, Voyager I, has left the confines of our solar system!  That's incredible!
And FARK ignores it....very disappointing


V-ger is that which seeks the creator.
 
2013-09-12 10:37:57 PM  

TheDirtyNacho: Maybe that's just his kink. He wants her to be a lady in manner and masculine men don't do it for him. Completely reasonable if one views sexuality as a spectrum.


It's the whole bit where he keeps talking about how much he loves women that makes me think that. As if he's still trying to cover something up, or hasn't come to terms with liking both or liking trans and whatnot. Like the guy stuck in the closet that everyone knows or thinks is gay but always talks about how much he loves women.
 
2013-09-12 10:38:35 PM  

saywhat: Very disappointed in subbys today. One of the most significant events in the history of mankind has occurred and there's been no mention of it on FARK.  A man made object, Voyager I, has left the confines of our solar system!  That's incredible!
And FARK ignores it....very disappointing


Yeah, there was a thread for it, dumbass.
 
2013-09-12 10:38:47 PM  

cynicalminion: MrHappyRotter: Questions?

Why is he resigning?  Because he admitted to sex with transsexuals?   Because he paid for sex?  Did I miss something?  It's 2013 isn't it?

pretty sure that's it.

Food for thought.  If I have sex with a woman who looks like a man, does that suddenly make me straight?

can we please leave buck angel out of this?


Another Bizarre Magazine reader here on Fark?

/Sadly, I no longer can stand to pay for that mag, it's turned into yet another tattoo and body mod mag.
//I'll download it though... and scan the 10% "mondo" content I used to enjoy reading when it started out
 
2013-09-12 10:40:27 PM  

enderthexenocide: dbirchall: enderthexenocide: if you're a man and you're gay, it means you want to have sex with other men, right?  it doesn't mean you like to stick things in your butt.  you can want to stick things in your butt, that doesn't mean you are physically attracted to men.
Orson Scott Card-derived username, strong indications of anal fetish... but you want us to think you're  not so far back in the closet there's a faun and a lamppost?

so you're telling me i'm wrong .... because of my username?  sorry i like to read science fiction, i didn't realize that made me gay, or whatever it is you're trying to imply.


so you're saying rose the nose and his animated schlong was just...  "fraternity hazing?"
 
2013-09-12 10:40:31 PM  

StopLurkListen: Are we past the point where people are required to fit into categories?  Gay, straight, bi, trans, you do what you want to do, as consenting adults do in private, and if at some point in your life switch, maybe temporarily, you should not have to redefine your entire being to fit into some new label. You're still you.

Maybe we need the sexual orientation equivalent of "it's complicated".


Well... people can understand gay, and they get bi. If you're having homosexual sex, you're having homosexual sex. You might be bi tomorrow but in that moment you're having homosexual sex.

When someone trans says "I'm a woman" it doesn't suddenly remove the male parts. So you go back to what you know.
 
2013-09-12 10:41:52 PM  
A woman pretending to be man pretending to be a woman....
 
2013-09-12 10:42:47 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: TheDirtyNacho: Maybe that's just his kink. He wants her to be a lady in manner and masculine men don't do it for him. Completely reasonable if one views sexuality as a spectrum.

It's the whole bit where he keeps talking about how much he loves women that makes me think that. As if he's still trying to cover something up, or hasn't come to terms with liking both or liking trans and whatnot. Like the guy stuck in the closet that everyone knows or thinks is gay but always talks about how much he loves women.


Maybe, or maybe he's just trying to explain a nuanced subject to a perceived or actually close minded audience he thinks may not understand.

Look at the comments around here, "dick in the mouth? u be gay bro lol"

Lots of people can't picture others living perfectly healthy lives in different ways than them.
 
2013-09-12 10:42:58 PM  
If he's in some kind of "gay contest" then I agree, he could do much better.
 
2013-09-12 10:45:16 PM  
he isn't sucking on a weener, it's just a massive clit.
 
2013-09-12 10:46:41 PM  

Mr. Shabooboo: A woman pretending to be man pretending to be a woman....


Always should be someone you really love?
 
2013-09-12 10:47:09 PM  

LesserEvil: cynicalminion: MrHappyRotter: Questions?

Why is he resigning?  Because he admitted to sex with transsexuals?   Because he paid for sex?  Did I miss something?  It's 2013 isn't it?

pretty sure that's it.

Food for thought.  If I have sex with a woman who looks like a man, does that suddenly make me straight?

can we please leave buck angel out of this?

Another Bizarre Magazine reader here on Fark?

/Sadly, I no longer can stand to pay for that mag, it's turned into yet another tattoo and body mod mag.
//I'll download it though... and scan the 10% "mondo" content I used to enjoy reading when it started out


actually no, just someone brought to my attention by someone i met who had just completed their mtf "transition" i guess you would call it...

body mods (when not in the T class) are kind of a case-by-case for me.  if they're done well, and not for some dipshiat reason, fine...  if you're being an AW, STFU&GTFO.
 
2013-09-12 10:49:00 PM  
I was sitting in a bar in medellin and this gorgeous tranny walked by and a young dude says "how do you fark that?" And this old man says "under the balls"
 
2013-09-12 10:50:56 PM  

Mr. Shabooboo: A woman pretending to be man pretending to be a woman....


Understands:

076dd0a50e0c1255009e-bd4b8aabaca29897bc751dfaf75b290c.r40.cf1.rackcdn.com
 
2013-09-12 10:51:35 PM  
It's sad that this stuff is news. Consensually bang whatever adults you want. I don't care unless you are an anti lgbt politician.
 
2013-09-12 10:52:21 PM  

megarian: Mr. Shabooboo: A woman pretending to be man pretending to be a woman....

Always should be someone you really love?


*sigh* tony curtis and his oysters...
 
2013-09-12 10:54:29 PM  
Since when is "a transsexual" [sic] "a man who looks like a woman"? What kind of personal, exculpatory bullshiat is that?

Hardinparamedic: I implore you once more, considering your clearly evident empathy and interest, and mostly nuanced understanding, to be more thoughtful with regard to terminologysuch as  "transgendered," "transgenders," "a transsexual."
 
2013-09-12 10:54:44 PM  
Creoena:

QFT. Many gay people I know are AWs about being gay, and the rest tend to be general AWs. Hint: nobody cares who you do mouthstuff with. Its an extensikn of the snowflake culture.
 
2013-09-12 10:54:59 PM  

Actual Farking: It's sad that this stuff is news. Consensually bang whatever adults you want. I don't care unless you are an anti lgbt politician.


Pretty much this.
 
2013-09-12 10:55:38 PM  

Amos Quito: So he likes the Dixie Chicks?


Aroo? One of them is pr etty darn cute, and the other two are doable. Comes again?
 
2013-09-12 10:56:46 PM  

JSam21: When will stories of someone's sexual orientation no longer be "news"?


This. All you closeted homophobes out there
 
2013-09-12 10:58:47 PM  
he looked kinda like Cee-lo Green.

/see yo peen?
 
2013-09-12 10:58:57 PM  

MemeSlave: Creoena:

QFT. Many gay people I know are AWs about being gay, and the rest tend to be general AWs. Hint: nobody cares who you do mouthstuff with. Its an extensikn of the snowflake culture.


Well, your anecdotal evidence is all the information I need to make an informed decision about anything ever.  Thanks for the input, skippy!
 
2013-09-12 10:59:33 PM  
saywhat: Very disappointed in subbys today. One of the most significant events in the history of mankind has occurred and there's been no mention of it on FARK.  A man made object, Voyager I, has left the confines of our solar system!  That's incredible!
And FARK ignores it....very disappointing


Why don't you submit a link with a, decent headline instead of biatching about it you sod?
I did, jackass, hours ago, on the Main page, and was told that someone had already submitted the link and that it was under review.  I guess subby didn't think it was significant enough for the Main page. Apparently it did make it to the Geek page as so kindly pointed out to me above.

timujin...you can just go blow the dj, ok?
 
2013-09-12 11:00:30 PM  
Is it gay to suck a shemale off? The body and movements are 99% female, but on the other hand you are giving a dick a blowjob.

This is our modern chicken and egg debate.
 
2013-09-12 11:01:31 PM  

runcible spork: Since when is "a transsexual" [sic] "a man who looks like a woman"? What kind of personal, exculpatory bullshiat is that?

Hardinparamedic: I implore you once more, considering your clearly evident empathy and interest, and mostly nuanced understanding, to be more thoughtful with regard to terminologysuch as  "transgendered," "transgenders," "a transsexual."


I hope there is equal thought given to people who think they are 25 in a 40 year old body, and that we should develop the medical technology to help these people.
 
2013-09-12 11:02:13 PM  
Before radio he was Big Daddy Kanes DJ.

/got nothing
 
2013-09-12 11:02:39 PM  

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: Is it gay to suck a shemale off? The body and movements are 99% female, but on the other hand you are giving a dick a blowjob.

This is our modern chicken and egg debate.



Oh, please expand on that glib analogy.
 
2013-09-12 11:03:02 PM  
I'm pretty sure if you're a man into people who look feminine then you're not 'gay'.

Gay is two lumberjacks farking.

/ahh give it a name
 
2013-09-12 11:04:01 PM  
But fantasizing about Ann Coulter with a strap-on ramming my bunghole is still cool, right?
 
2013-09-12 11:04:18 PM  

TheDirtyNacho: This reminds me of down-low culture.  It's important to differentiate between gay men and men who have sex with men.

'Gay' carries a cultural connotation with it that many people (especially in the black community) do not identify themselves as being part of.  This has public health implications as many 'men who have sex with men' also have girlfriends and wives.


An old high school chum of mine works in the governmental health department of a deeply red, Southern state. Despite the fact that he's been occasionally blowing a male co-worker for years and has often trolled highway rest stops for quick man-hookups, he does not consider himself gay. He is married to a woman (much older and with apparently no sex drive), therefore he does not "live that gay lifestyle." He was a screaming, flaming, shrieking queen in high school. Go figure.
 
2013-09-12 11:04:43 PM  
Quantum Apostrophe: runcible spork: Since when is "a transsexual" [sic] "a man who looks like a woman"? What kind of personal, exculpatory bullshiat is that?

Hardinparamedic: I implore you once more, considering your clearly evident empathy and interest, and mostly nuanced understanding, to be more thoughtful with regard to terminologysuch as  "transgendered," "transgenders," "a transsexual."


I hope there is equal thought given to people who think they are 25 in a 40 year old body, and that we should develop the medical technology to help these people.


Yes, that tired, trite comparison is inane. Why don't you just go ahead and post the South Park dolphin image, 'kay?
 
2013-09-12 11:04:46 PM  

cynicalminion: LesserEvil: cynicalminion: MrHappyRotter: Questions?

Why is he resigning?  Because he admitted to sex with transsexuals?   Because he paid for sex?  Did I miss something?  It's 2013 isn't it?

pretty sure that's it.

Food for thought.  If I have sex with a woman who looks like a man, does that suddenly make me straight?

can we please leave buck angel out of this?

Another Bizarre Magazine reader here on Fark?

/Sadly, I no longer can stand to pay for that mag, it's turned into yet another tattoo and body mod mag.
//I'll download it though... and scan the 10% "mondo" content I used to enjoy reading when it started out

actually no, just someone brought to my attention by someone i met who had just completed their mtf "transition" i guess you would call it...

body mods (when not in the T class) are kind of a case-by-case for me.  if they're done well, and not for some dipshiat reason, fine...  if you're being an AW, STFU>FO.


OK, Bizarre Mag covered Buck Angel a few years back. I started buying the mag because it had, as I said, "mondo" content - strange cultures, places, rituals, fetish scenes, occasional tattoo and body mod stuff... and of course, lots of nice looking, mostly naked "alt girls". About 3 or 4 years ago, they started shifting to more and more coverage of tattoo/body mod stuff, to the point of extreme AW territory.  If I wanted to buy a mag about body ink and mods, I'd buy a magazine that specializes in that. I didn't have issues with occasional coverage, but it's shifted the 90-10 split the wrong way.

:::sigh::: I was hoping I had found another reader to commiserate with. Heh.

I'll still get it as a PDF download, unfortunately, they are Apple iTunes versions, and they have to cover up the naughty bits. Ugh. The latest issue has 124 pages, about 11 pages have content that is remotely interesting.

So, yeah, lately the articles in Bizarre seem to be mostly attention whores showing off their "body art" (tats, mods, scarification). It's a parody of what it used to be.
 
2013-09-12 11:05:45 PM  

lewismarktwo: I'm pretty sure if you're a man into people who look feminine then you're not 'gay'.

Gay is two lumberjacks farking.

/ahh give it a name


Log jamming?
 
2013-09-12 11:07:25 PM  
img.pandawhale.com
/Oblig
 
2013-09-12 11:08:16 PM  
he's black right? yeah it makes sense... stereotype and all they won't admit being gay even if sleeping with 20 gay men, no way no how they will not admit to it. Kind of like admitting they are the father, 20 kids later and nobody takes responsibility.

/who gives a shiat really, you porked a guys exit door get over it, you are gay
 
2013-09-12 11:10:49 PM  

saywhat: saywhat: Very disappointed in subbys today. One of the most significant events in the history of mankind has occurred and there's been no mention of it on FARK.  A man made object, Voyager I, has left the confines of our solar system!  That's incredible!
And FARK ignores it....very disappointing

Why don't you submit a link with a, decent headline instead of biatching about it you sod?
I did, jackass, hours ago, on the Main page, and was told that someone had already submitted the link and that it was under review.  I guess subby didn't think it was significant enough for the Main page. Apparently it did make it to the Geek page as so kindly pointed out to me above.

timujin...you can just go blow the dj, ok?


memedepot.com
 
2013-09-12 11:12:36 PM  

cynicalminion: megarian: Mr. Shabooboo: A woman pretending to be man pretending to be a woman....

Always should be someone you really love?

*sigh* tony curtis and his oysters...


Heeeeeheeheeee
 
2013-09-12 11:14:22 PM  

runcible spork: Oh, please expand on that glib analogy.


It was just an example of an unanswerable question. I'm sure somebody somewhere has coined a term for it like panoptic transflippant sexual-spectrumdom, but I don't care to do the research, nor spend too much time dissecting the strange set of cultural rules that govern hip hop's opinions about what makes a man a homosexual (and why that's something that needs to be apologized for in the first place).
 
2013-09-12 11:14:43 PM  

lewismarktwo: I'm pretty sure if you're a man into people who look feminine then you're not 'gay'.

Gay is two lumberjacks farking.

/ahh give it a name


Boy have you been Lumberjacking?
 
2013-09-12 11:15:18 PM  
Who?
 
2013-09-12 11:15:51 PM  
So the guy was on the downlow. The dude Bimbo Jones is a dick for outting him.
 
2013-09-12 11:21:13 PM  

99.998er: But fantasizing about Ann Coulter with a strap-on ramming my bunghole is still cool, right?


no.  that is never ok. she is one of the very few evil deliberately divisive lying twunts worthy of receiving the strapon from se7en though...  i could never personally do it, but i wouldn't miss her either.
 
2013-09-12 11:22:57 PM  

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: runcible spork: Oh, please expand on that glib analogy.

It was just an example of an unanswerable question. I'm sure somebody somewhere has coined a term for it like panoptic transflippant sexual-spectrumdom, but I don't care to do the research, nor spend too much time dissecting the strange set of cultural rules that govern hip hop's opinions about what makes a man a homosexual (and why that's something that needs to be apologized for in the first place).



In other words, you have no idea how it could possibly be relevant or instructive, regardless of your milquetoast backpedaling. And what's the story with your day-old account?
 
2013-09-12 11:30:58 PM  

LesserEvil: cynicalminion: LesserEvil: cynicalminion: MrHappyRotter: Questions?

Why is he resigning?  Because he admitted to sex with transsexuals?   Because he paid for sex?  Did I miss something?  It's 2013 isn't it?

pretty sure that's it.

Food for thought.  If I have sex with a woman who looks like a man, does that suddenly make me straight?

can we please leave buck angel out of this?

Another Bizarre Magazine reader here on Fark?

/Sadly, I no longer can stand to pay for that mag, it's turned into yet another tattoo and body mod mag.
//I'll download it though... and scan the 10% "mondo" content I used to enjoy reading when it started out

actually no, just someone brought to my attention by someone i met who had just completed their mtf "transition" i guess you would call it...

body mods (when not in the T class) are kind of a case-by-case for me.  if they're done well, and not for some dipshiat reason, fine...  if you're being an AW, STFU>FO.

OK, Bizarre Mag covered Buck Angel a few years back. I started buying the mag because it had, as I said, "mondo" content - strange cultures, places, rituals, fetish scenes, occasional tattoo and body mod stuff... and of course, lots of nice looking, mostly naked "alt girls". About 3 or 4 years ago, they started shifting to more and more coverage of tattoo/body mod stuff, to the point of extreme AW territory.  If I wanted to buy a mag about body ink and mods, I'd buy a magazine that specializes in that. I didn't have issues with occasional coverage, but it's shifted the 90-10 split the wrong way.

:::sigh::: I was hoping I had found another reader to commiserate with. Heh.

I'll still get it as a PDF download, unfortunately, they are Apple iTunes versions, and they have to cover up the naughty bits. Ugh. The latest issue has 124 pages, about 11 pages have content that is remotely interesting.

So, yeah, lately the articles in Bizarre seem to be mostly attention whores showing off their "body art" (tats, mods, scarification). I ...


sorry to hear it, but no you were the first to mention it...  i learned about buck angel through other means...
 
2013-09-12 11:32:41 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: lewismarktwo: I'm pretty sure if you're a man into people who look feminine then you're not 'gay'.

Gay is two lumberjacks farking.

/ahh give it a name

Log jamming?


give it the "sappy" tag, and we're done here...
 
2013-09-12 11:34:04 PM  
I see it as more of a fetish.
 
2013-09-12 11:35:51 PM  

runcible spork: In other words, you have no idea how it could possibly be relevant or instructive, regardless of your milquetoast backpedaling. And what's the story with your day-old account?


Well the story behind my day-old account is that I signed up a day ago. And in other words, I was making a joke that I have no idea how to classify blowing a shemale on the side of the road in binary sexual terms, because I thought it would be funny. Since you found my joke neither relevant nor instructive, I will do better in the future to make much more relevant, instructive jokes that are tailored specifically to your sensibilities.

I think I've grown a lot here as a person here in my one day. Thank you.
 
2013-09-12 11:37:01 PM  
Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: runcible spork: In other words, you have no idea how it could possibly be relevant or instructive, regardless of your milquetoast backpedaling. And what's the story with your day-old account?

Well the story behind my day-old account is that I signed up a day ago. And in other words, I was making a joke that I have no idea how to classify blowing a shemale on the side of the road in binary sexual terms, because I thought it would be funny. Since you found my joke neither relevant nor instructive, I will do better in the future to make much more relevant, instructive jokes that are tailored specifically to your sensibilities.

I think I've grown a lot here as a person here in my one day. Thank you
.


Anytime.
 
2013-09-12 11:40:00 PM  
Dude. No matter what Bill Clinton says, if you're soaking corks, you're gay. No takebacks. You're gay.

/NTTAWWT
//Just don't deny it.
 
2013-09-12 11:46:48 PM  
Notice to all men who think they might be bisexual or gay:

1. Do you have a reoccurring (i.e. more than single drunken incident) desire to put another man's penis in your mouth?

If you answered yes to the above, you are most certainly gay or bisexual.
 
2013-09-12 11:49:17 PM  

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: runcible spork: In other words, you have no idea how it could possibly be relevant or instructive, regardless of your milquetoast backpedaling. And what's the story with your day-old account?

Well the story behind my day-old account is that I signed up a day ago. And in other words, I was making a joke that I have no idea how to classify blowing a shemale on the side of the road in binary sexual terms, because I thought it would be funny. Since you found my joke neither relevant nor instructive, I will do better in the future to make much more relevant, instructive jokes that are tailored specifically to your sensibilities.

I think I've grown a lot here as a person here in my one day. Thank you.


as i stated up the thread, i don't think much of this has to do with the T aspect of the equation.  it sounds like he just got busted paying for sex...  happened to be outside the usual bust, so it's a headline.  not funny, but also, if you want instructive, regardless of how you classify gender vs. sex in definitions, sexuality is not, and has never been binary...
 
2013-09-12 11:51:08 PM  
i.qkme.me
 
2013-09-13 12:00:04 AM  

Prophet of Loss: Notice to all men who think they might be bisexual or gay:

1. Do you have a reoccurring (i.e. more than single drunken incident) desire to put another man's penis in your mouth?

If you answered yes to the above, you are most certainly gay or bisexual.


I'm pretty sure that is not a clinical definition, so you've come up with your own definition here.

How long did you think about that?

Did you put no thought into your comment at all?

Or dd you really linger on that thought for a long time?
 
2013-09-13 12:01:46 AM  

artifishy: Prophet of Loss: Notice to all men who think they might be bisexual or gay:

1. Do you have a reoccurring (i.e. more than single drunken incident) desire to put another man's penis in your mouth?

If you answered yes to the above, you are most certainly gay or bisexual.

I'm pretty sure that is not a clinical definition, so you've come up with your own definition here.

How long did you think about that?

Did you put no thought into your comment at all?

Or dd you really linger on that thought for a long time?


Even more disturbing, why are so interested?
 
2013-09-13 12:02:28 AM  

Prophet of Loss: Even more disturbing, why are you so interested?


So ... do you like gladiator movies?
 
2013-09-13 12:04:21 AM  

Prophet of Loss: Prophet of Loss: Even more disturbing, why are you so interested?

So ... do you like gladiator movies?


I repeat:  *sigh* tony curtis and his oysters
 
2013-09-13 12:05:25 AM  

MrSplifferton: MrSplifferton: hardinparamedic: Well, he might not be gay, but the odds of him having a case of homosexual fetishism is very low.

To be fair, as well, if the person is transgender, deriving sexual orientation from physical contact as well gets far more complex.

Sexual orientation and sexuality is not a black and white spectrum with a clear dividing line. It's actually pretty damn complex.

I was talking to a friend who had a friend who became a female.  He divorced his wife, and then she married another woman.
Another friend he was friend's with was a gay trucker dude.  He had a sex change and became a lesbian.

Gender confusion, Sexual confusion.  Totally different, and not completely permanent.

/My mind was blown.

Is 'confusion' the wrong way to describe it?  Totally sorry if you were offended by my comments.


Im fairly certain it was the arrangements of the words....
 
2013-09-13 12:10:00 AM  

groppet: Its not gay if youre pitching or only 1 knuckle in.

I knew a post op trans. She was not bad looking and did roller derby. Lost touch after she moved to chicago


We're very happy together.
 
2013-09-13 12:11:47 AM  
So, I guess he's not the 10,001st. Homo dj then?
 
2013-09-13 12:13:02 AM  
HE WAS JUST GIVING A PERSON A RIDE HOME.
 
2013-09-13 12:18:43 AM  
i'm ok with this
 
2013-09-13 12:19:33 AM  

MrSplifferton: hardinparamedic: Well, he might not be gay, but the odds of him having a case of homosexual fetishism is very low.

To be fair, as well, if the person is transgender, deriving sexual orientation from physical contact as well gets far more complex.

Sexual orientation and sexuality is not a black and white spectrum with a clear dividing line. It's actually pretty damn complex.

I was talking to a friend who had a friend who became a female.  He divorced his wife, and then she married another woman.
Another friend he was friend's with was a gay trucker dude.  He had a sex change and became a lesbian.

Gender confusion, Sexual confusion.  Totally different, and not completely permanent.

/My mind was blown.


There's nothing confusing about gender identity. Check your privledge level.
 
2013-09-13 12:31:09 AM  

Creoena: [cdn2.sbnation.com image 500x400]


This.  Why is this news of any kind?
 
2013-09-13 12:31:55 AM  
RoyBatty:
Hey thought you might find this link interesting, two neuroscientists visit Google to explain why some men like "shemale" porn though they claim to be heterosexual and why women like twilight.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=p-A8GvUehq4

http://www.billionwickedthoughts.com/index.html


Thanks for that link. I watched all 48 minutes of Ogi Ogas's talk.

I've never really understood why so much supposedly heterosexual porn is almost exclusively focused on penises - if guys like dicks so much why don't they just watch gay porn? I've also never understood the shemale thing. Ogi says a lot of guys are strangely evolutionarily wired so that seeing cock makes them hot and almost all shemale fans are otherwise straight men.

The male porn audience also seems afraid of vulvas - they are mostly presented tamed - covered by a (masturbating) hand or mouth or punished by a penis - not proudly waved around like cocks. Maybe deep down men think vulvas are just wrong because they don't have a penis and seeing one gives them penis amputation anxiety.
 
2013-09-13 12:32:58 AM  

Quantum Apostrophe: I hope there is equal thought given to people who think they are 25 in a 40 year old body, and that we should develop the medical technology to help these people.


About the same thought as you give to 3D Printing a Space Colony next year.
 
2013-09-13 12:39:54 AM  

hardinparamedic: Quantum Apostrophe: I hope there is equal thought given to people who think they are 25 in a 40 year old body, and that we should develop the medical technology to help these people.

About the same thought as you give to 3D Printing a Space Colony next year.


Which is more likely?
 
2013-09-13 12:44:03 AM  

HairBolus: RoyBatty:
Hey thought you might find this link interesting, two neuroscientists visit Google to explain why some men like "shemale" porn though they claim to be heterosexual and why women like twilight.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=p-A8GvUehq4

http://www.billionwickedthoughts.com/index.html

Thanks for that link. I watched all 48 minutes of Ogi Ogas's talk.

I've never really understood why so much supposedly heterosexual porn is almost exclusively focused on penises - if guys like dicks so much why don't they just watch gay porn? I've also never understood the shemale thing. Ogi says a lot of guys are strangely evolutionarily wired so that seeing cock makes them hot and almost all shemale fans are otherwise straight men.

The male porn audience also seems afraid of vulvas - they are mostly presented tamed - covered by a (masturbating) hand or mouth or punished by a penis - not proudly waved around like cocks. Maybe deep down men think vulvas are just wrong because they don't have a penis and seeing one gives them penis amputation anxiety.


skipping the "vagina dentata" thing (which only started AFTER i discovered anime, at which point i'd pretty much given up on that anyway) what bugs me is the shrieking.  how is that "sexy"?
 
2013-09-13 12:46:26 AM  

Quantum Apostrophe: hardinparamedic: Quantum Apostrophe: I hope there is equal thought given to people who think they are 25 in a 40 year old body, and that we should develop the medical technology to help these people.

About the same thought as you give to 3D Printing a Space Colony next year.

Which is more likely?


BRUCE JENNER...
 
2013-09-13 12:46:41 AM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: You know, the dude could really have saved himself some trouble and just out and said that he's bisexual, or whatever instead of getting caught with transexuals and cross dressers to try and hide it. Sure there's folks out there that would look down on him for it, but not as many as will look down on him for being in denial and going for trans and the like. I'm not saying anything about any of that is wrong, just that people will look down on him for trying to hide it in cross dressers and so forth rather than just be open about everything.


Well...he's  not. As far as I'm aware, there  isn't a term for people who are attracted to transsexuals. He's not gay, he's not bisexual, he's not pansexual...there's no English word for his sexual orientation.

That said, dude, just say 'I'm into women and transsexuals' and move on.
 
2013-09-13 12:53:24 AM  

HairBolus: RoyBatty:
Hey thought you might find this link interesting, two neuroscientists visit Google to explain why some men like "shemale" porn though they claim to be heterosexual and why women like twilight.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=p-A8GvUehq4

http://www.billionwickedthoughts.com/index.html

Thanks for that link. I watched all 48 minutes of Ogi Ogas's talk.


I am downloading it slowly, for whatever reason (COX CABLE) YouTube and Google Music streaming are almost totally unusable for me.

I've never really understood why so much supposedly heterosexual porn is almost exclusively focused on penises - if guys like dicks so much why don't they just watch gay porn? I've also never understood the shemale thing. Ogi says a lot of guys are strangely evolutionarily wired so that seeing cock makes them hot and almost all shemale fans are otherwise straight men.

The male porn audience also seems afraid of vulvas - they are mostly presented tamed - covered by a (masturbating) hand or mouth or punished by a penis - not proudly waved around like cocks. Maybe deep down men think vulvas are just wrong because they don't have a penis and seeing one gives them penis amputation anxiety.


Beats me. There is so much I don't get, and everyday I learn how much more I don't get.

It's been interesting to see the change in perspectives to the transgender over the years. When I was a kid I saw my mom watching some daytime interview show talking to Christine Jorgensen and that seemed terribly weird. And of course, most kids in school then were strict homophobes but even more, the notion of anal sex even with a girl just seemed really gross.

Then we went through the Crying Game shocker twist ending.

And in 2006 the internet had this classic thread:  http://www.serboard.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=147464 regarding this piece of wallpaper:  http://i328.photobucket.com/albums/l337/darthwonka69/desktopiq4.jpg

And here we are, where for so many of us, we seem to finally be able to just say a huge "whatever", "be happy", and if Ogi is right, many many men are attracted to "shemale" porn.

I ran across another video a few months back, but I can't find it tonight, where a transgender porn star was giving a lecture on the same topic and explaining that in her experience too, the majority of fans of "shemale" porn were straight men.
 
2013-09-13 12:54:24 AM  

PC LOAD LETTER: It's not gay until you gargle his cum and spit it into another man's mouth.


Came pretty close there but I'm still straight.
 
2013-09-13 12:57:57 AM  

PsiChick: Dingleberry Dickwad: You know, the dude could really have saved himself some trouble and just out and said that he's bisexual, or whatever instead of getting caught with transexuals and cross dressers to try and hide it. Sure there's folks out there that would look down on him for it, but not as many as will look down on him for being in denial and going for trans and the like. I'm not saying anything about any of that is wrong, just that people will look down on him for trying to hide it in cross dressers and so forth rather than just be open about everything.

Well...he's  not. As far as I'm aware, there  isn't a term for people who are attracted to transsexuals. He's not gay, he's not bisexual, he's not pansexual...there's no English word for his sexual orientation.

That said, dude, just say 'I'm into women and transsexuals' and move on.


According to WIKI:  "People attracted to transgender people can identify as either heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, or with none of those categories. Terms for people attracted to transgender people includeadmirer,transfan,tammyfan,transformer chaser,trans* catcher,trans* erotic,transsensual,transformer hawk. the termtransformer chaser was originally (and still predominantly) used to describe men sexually interested in pre-operative, but it is now being used by some as well. More recently, less pejorative terms such as and transattracted have emerged."

As someone who has a number of trans FtM and MtF friends none of those terms are good, Pansexual would come close or possibly non-gender-binary-influenced as a second if we need to place labels on people. I think you said it best, though crudely. This is not a flame or anything of the sort, just hoping to spread awareness. I appreciate your open-mindedness.
 
2013-09-13 01:01:15 AM  

RoyBatty: HairBolus: RoyBatty:
Hey thought you might find this link interesting, two neuroscientists visit Google to explain why some men like "shemale" porn though they claim to be heterosexual and why women like twilight.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=p-A8GvUehq4

http://www.billionwickedthoughts.com/index.html

Thanks for that link. I watched all 48 minutes of Ogi Ogas's talk.

I am downloading it slowly, for whatever reason (COX CABLE) YouTube and Google Music streaming are almost totally unusable for me.

I've never really understood why so much supposedly heterosexual porn is almost exclusively focused on penises - if guys like dicks so much why don't they just watch gay porn? I've also never understood the shemale thing. Ogi says a lot of guys are strangely evolutionarily wired so that seeing cock makes them hot and almost all shemale fans are otherwise straight men.

The male porn audience also seems afraid of vulvas - they are mostly presented tamed - covered by a (masturbating) hand or mouth or punished by a penis - not proudly waved around like cocks. Maybe deep down men think vulvas are just wrong because they don't have a penis and seeing one gives them penis amputation anxiety.

Beats me. There is so much I don't get, and everyday I learn how much more I don't get.

It's been interesting to see the change in perspectives to the transgender over the years. When I was a kid I saw my mom watching some daytime interview show talking to Christine Jorgensen and that seemed terribly weird. And of course, most kids in school then were strict homophobes but even more, the notion of anal sex even with a girl just seemed really gross.

Then we went through the Crying Game shocker twist ending.

And in 2006 the internet had this classic thread:  http://www.serboard.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=147464 regarding this piece of wallpaper:  http://i328.photobucket.com/albums/l337/darthwonka69/desktopiq4.jpg

And here we are, where for so many of us, we seem to finally be able to just say a huge "whatever", "be happy", and if Ogi is right, many many men are attracted to "shemale" porn.

I ran across another video a few months back, but I can't find it tonight, where a transgender porn star was giving a lecture on the same topic and explaining that in her experience too, the majority of fans of "shemale" porn were straight men.


Yeah. Every time I go to the porno site... I mean there's this thing online that someone told me about where you can choose "straight" or "gay" porn. When you click "straight" there is always a "transformer porn for straight guys" section.

So I've heard.
 
2013-09-13 01:09:43 AM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: TheDirtyNacho: Maybe that's just his kink. He wants her to be a lady in manner and masculine men don't do it for him. Completely reasonable if one views sexuality as a spectrum.

It's the whole bit where he keeps talking about how much he loves women that makes me think that. As if he's still trying to cover something up, or hasn't come to terms with liking both or liking trans and whatnot. Like the guy stuck in the closet that everyone knows or thinks is gay but always talks about how much he loves women.


He likes cock but not men. It isn't difficult.
 
2013-09-13 01:10:14 AM  
Yeah Im gonna officially say that if you fark tranies you are gay. NTTAWWT but yeah you are.
 
2013-09-13 01:10:57 AM  

cynicalminion: HairBolus: RoyBatty:
Hey thought you might find this link interesting, two neuroscientists visit Google to explain why some men like "shemale" porn though they claim to be heterosexual and why women like twilight.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=p-A8GvUehq4

http://www.billionwickedthoughts.com/index.html

Thanks for that link. I watched all 48 minutes of Ogi Ogas's talk.

I've never really understood why so much supposedly heterosexual porn is almost exclusively focused on penises - if guys like dicks so much why don't they just watch gay porn? I've also never understood the shemale thing. Ogi says a lot of guys are strangely evolutionarily wired so that seeing cock makes them hot and almost all shemale fans are otherwise straight men.

The male porn audience also seems afraid of vulvas - they are mostly presented tamed - covered by a (masturbating) hand or mouth or punished by a penis - not proudly waved around like cocks. Maybe deep down men think vulvas are just wrong because they don't have a penis and seeing one gives them penis amputation anxiety.

skipping the "vagina dentata" thing (which only started AFTER i discovered anime, at which point i'd pretty much given up on that anyway) what bugs me is the shrieking.  how is that "sexy"?


What always did it for me was that I really don't like Arby's all that much.
 
2013-09-13 01:11:03 AM  

HairBolus: RoyBatty:
Hey thought you might find this link interesting, two neuroscientists visit Google to explain why some men like "shemale" porn though they claim to be heterosexual and why women like twilight.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=p-A8GvUehq4

http://www.billionwickedthoughts.com/index.html

Thanks for that link. I watched all 48 minutes of Ogi Ogas's talk.

I've never really understood why so much supposedly heterosexual porn is almost exclusively focused on penises - if guys like dicks so much why don't they just watch gay porn? I've also never understood the shemale thing. Ogi says a lot of guys are strangely evolutionarily wired so that seeing cock makes them hot and almost all shemale fans are otherwise straight men.

The male porn audience also seems afraid of vulvas - they are mostly presented tamed - covered by a (masturbating) hand or mouth or punished by a penis - not proudly waved around like cocks. Maybe deep down men think vulvas are just wrong because they don't have a penis and seeing one gives them penis amputation anxiety.


what if said porn is a lesbian cheerleader gangbang using pom poms and a baseball bat?

/i'm asking for a friend
 
2013-09-13 01:11:42 AM  

skinink: You see if you ask me we're heterosexual by default, not by decision. It's just a question of who you fancy. It's all about aesthetics and it's fark all to do with morality.

But you try telling Begbie that.


Look, I'm no a poofta...
 
2013-09-13 01:14:24 AM  

TheReverendLei: PsiChick: Dingleberry Dickwad: You know, the dude could really have saved himself some trouble and just out and said that he's bisexual, or whatever instead of getting caught with transexuals and cross dressers to try and hide it. Sure there's folks out there that would look down on him for it, but not as many as will look down on him for being in denial and going for trans and the like. I'm not saying anything about any of that is wrong, just that people will look down on him for trying to hide it in cross dressers and so forth rather than just be open about everything.

Well...he's  not. As far as I'm aware, there  isn't a term for people who are attracted to transsexuals. He's not gay, he's not bisexual, he's not pansexual...there's no English word for his sexual orientation.

That said, dude, just say 'I'm into women and transsexuals' and move on.

According to WIKI:  "People attracted to transgender people can identify as either heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, or with none of those categories. Terms for people attracted to transgender people includeadmirer,transfan,tammyfan,transformer chaser,trans* catcher,trans* erotic,transsensual,transformer hawk. the termtransformer chaser was originally (and still predominantly) used to describe men sexually interested in pre-operative, but it is now being used by some as well. More recently, less pejorative terms such as and transattracted have emerged."

As someone who has a number of trans FtM and MtF friends none of those terms are good, Pansexual would come close or possibly non-gender-binary-influenced as a second if we need to place labels on people. I think you said it best, though crudely. This is not a flame or anything of the sort, just hoping to spread awareness. I appreciate your open-mindedness.


It's cool, I'm a linguistic nerd sometimes and I'm bisexual, so I'm interested in new terms. I think pansexual means attracted to  all genders, though, including third gender--and I don't think transsexuals are (always?) third-gender.

/That's cool that you know all those terms, though.
//I know you aren't flaming, I do the nerd-out-and-be-hyper-correct thing all the time--and my Anthro class is covering Gardenarian Wicca soon, and doing it  horribly, gods help us all. :p
 
2013-09-13 01:18:54 AM  

cynicalminion: saywhat: Very disappointed in subbys today. One of the most significant events in the history of mankind has occurred and there's been no mention of it on FARK.  A man made object, Voyager I, has left the confines of our solar system!  That's incredible!
And FARK ignores it....very disappointing

V-ger is that which seeks the creator.


I'm sorry.  I swore I'd never take advantage of a sexually immature species.
 
2013-09-13 01:19:37 AM  
megarian:

So I've heard

so some like tony curtis' oysters hot?

2.bp.blogspot.com
oh, and this, just because
 
2013-09-13 01:20:47 AM  

lewismarktwo: I'm pretty sure if you're a man into people who look feminine then you're not 'gay'.

Gay is two lumberjacks farking.


And they're ok.
 
2013-09-13 01:22:09 AM  

Quantum Apostrophe: hardinparamedic: Quantum Apostrophe: I hope there is equal thought given to people who think they are 25 in a 40 year old body, and that we should develop the medical technology to help these people.

About the same thought as you give to 3D Printing a Space Colony next year.

Which is more likely?


Both are more likely than you admitting you weren't just giving the crossdressing prostitute a ride to pick up 3d printer nozzles?
 
2013-09-13 01:23:33 AM  
 si0.twimg.com

You attracted to this? You're gay if you do.
 
2013-09-13 01:24:12 AM  
Here it is (I've never seen this myself, takes too much time away from watching porn)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0v79_9x7JlQ

i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-13 01:24:57 AM  
By the way, I would like to add that I'm really enjoying all the Farkers tripping over each other in their rush to assure us that they don't care about this AT ALL.
 
2013-09-13 01:30:33 AM  

cynicalminion: megarian:

So I've heard

so some like tony curtis' oysters hot?


oh, and this, just because


Welp, there's my new wallpaper.
 
2013-09-13 01:35:29 AM  

W.C.fields forever: But..But..I learned here...You guys told me..It's only gay if the balls touch.


The quick and easy Fark test for gayness is "If you are sorry Rugby Jock stopped posting, you are gay."
 
2013-09-13 01:39:59 AM  

HairBolus: I've never really understood why so much supposedly heterosexual porn is almost exclusively focused on penises


You sound enthralled.
Slow down and look around.
 
2013-09-13 01:42:38 AM  

ciberido: By the way, I would like to add that I'm really enjoying all the Farkers tripping over each other in their rush to assure us that they don't care about this AT ALL.


If you want an interesting thread have a preacher that went full westboro get caught screwing a transformer.
 
2013-09-13 01:55:16 AM  

Oldiron_79: ciberido: By the way, I would like to add that I'm really enjoying all the Farkers tripping over each other in their rush to assure us that they don't care about this AT ALL.

If you want an interesting thread have a preacher that went full westboro get caught screwing a transformer.


Yeah I thought ciberido's comment was a little off the mark myself. People don't care about this not because they're in denial or trying to showing how manly they are but because this shouldn't be newsworthy because who cares who someone wants to fark.

/unless it's a chicken or a kid or something.
 
2013-09-13 01:57:23 AM  

RoyBatty: Here it is (I've never seen this myself, takes too much time away from watching porn)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0v79_9x7JlQ

[i.imgur.com image 850x513]

[i.imgur.com image 850x507]


(Roy - if you want a YouTube image you often don't need to resort to screencaps. YouTube provides a bunch of images for each video. I often use the BoingBoing interface which I've bookmarked, and with Fark caching having a vid deleted is no problem)
img.youtube.com img.youtube.com img.youtube.com
 
2013-09-13 01:57:36 AM  

enderthexenocide: dbirchall: enderthexenocide: if you're a man and you're gay, it means you want to have sex with other men, right?  it doesn't mean you like to stick things in your butt.  you can want to stick things in your butt, that doesn't mean you are physically attracted to men.
Orson Scott Card-derived username, strong indications of anal fetish... but you want us to think you're  not so far back in the closet there's a faun and a lamppost?

so you're telling me i'm wrong .... because of my username?  sorry i like to read science fiction, i didn't realize that made me gay, or whatever it is you're trying to imply.


You might be in the same bucket as I was in regards to Orson Scott Card. He's a devout Mormon I think, and a rabid homophobe. I picked up Ender's Game years ago in an airport without any backstory to the novel or the author. I loved the book. Years later, started hearing the LGBTQPA crowd vigorously objecting to him, his books, and the upcoming movies based on his works. I still like the book. I still like gay peoples or whatever. I won't be banning books, or movies, or gay peoples anytime soon.

Some people might read into my (and you and your like of Ender's Game, assuming that's where your user account comes from) as indicating me as anti-gay or a bully. It really only indicates that I picked up a book on a lark for an international airtrip and needed a book to pass the time. I do understand the argument about not giving a renowned bigot more money via book and ticket sales. Regrettably, the books were purchased years ago before discovering the homophobia. And I love Ender's Game enough to see the film, even with the author's bigotry. I also read a book about Adolf Hitler. Doesn't make me a Nazi.
 
2013-09-13 01:59:24 AM  
I thought the rule was: If it moves as a result of contact. Then that would make him gay but I guess black communities can't handle that shiat cause his homeboy's would rip him to shreds for it.
 
2013-09-13 02:01:47 AM  

HairBolus: RoyBatty: Here it is (I've never seen this myself, takes too much time away from watching porn)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0v79_9x7JlQ

[i.imgur.com image 850x513]

[i.imgur.com image 850x507]

(Roy - if you want a YouTube image you often don't need to resort to screencaps. YouTube provides a bunch of images for each video. I often use the BoingBoing interface which I've bookmarked, and with Fark caching having a vid deleted is no problem)
[img.youtube.com image 120x90] [img.youtube.com image 120x90] [img.youtube.com image 120x90]


Thank you! I appreciate that, although I have to say the screencap tool I use is so easy with seamless uploading to imgur that it will be difficult for me to stop using it.
 
2013-09-13 02:01:53 AM  

megarian: cynicalminion: megarian:

So I've heard

so some like tony curtis' oysters hot?


oh, and this, just because

Welp, there's my new wallpaper.


"i like your thinking"
 
2013-09-13 02:05:57 AM  

DreamSnipers: W.C.fields forever: But..But..I learned here...You guys told me..It's only gay if the balls touch.

The quick and easy Fark test for gayness is "If you are sorry Rugby Jock stopped posting, you are gay."


and if you miss gorgor, you're not?

/misses RJ, and disagrees with any sort of fark rule that means no sexy ginger boys get posted.  :P
//obligatory weasleys against twincest
///NTTAWWT
 
2013-09-13 02:09:11 AM  

Oldiron_79: ciberido: By the way, I would like to add that I'm really enjoying all the Farkers tripping over each other in their rush to assure us that they don't care about this AT ALL.

If you want an interesting thread have a preacher that went full westboro get caught screwing by a transformer.


/FTFY
 
2013-09-13 02:10:40 AM  

cynicalminion: Oldiron_79: ciberido: By the way, I would like to add that I'm really enjoying all the Farkers tripping over each other in their rush to assure us that they don't care about this AT ALL.

If you want an interesting thread have a preacher that went full westboro get caught screwed by a transformer.

/FTFM

 
2013-09-13 02:11:21 AM  
So there I was, taking it in the butt. Guy starts playing with my balls. I say, "what do you think I am, gay or something?"
 
2013-09-13 02:24:22 AM  

Mr. Ekshun: So there I was, taking it in the butt. Guy starts playing with my balls. I say, "what do you think I am, gay or something?"


that's driving me crazy.  i can picture seeing the stand up saying this but im drawing a total blank.  dave atell?  robert schimmel?  im thinking early 90s but my google fu isnt working either.
 
2013-09-13 02:47:27 AM  

The Flexecutioner: Mr. Ekshun: So there I was, taking it in the butt. Guy starts playing with my balls. I say, "what do you think I am, gay or something?"

that's driving me crazy.  i can picture seeing the stand up saying this but im drawing a total blank.  dave atell?  robert schimmel?  im thinking early 90s but my google fu isnt working either.


Im wanting to say Atell but I could be wrong.
 
2013-09-13 03:30:15 AM  

RoyBatty: It's been interesting to see the change in perspectives to the transgender over the years. When I was a kid I saw my mom watching some daytime interview show talking to Christine Jorgensen and that seemed terribly weird. And of course, most kids in school then were strict homophobes but even more, the notion of anal sex even with a girl just seemed really gross.

Then we went through the Crying Game shocker twist ending.

And in 2006 the internet had this classic thread: http://www.serboard.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=147464 regarding this piece of wallpaper: http://i328.photobucket.com/albums/l337/darthwonka69/desktopiq4.jpg

And here we are, where for so many of us, we seem to finally be able to just say a huge "whatever", "be happy", and if Ogi is right, many many men are attracted to "shemale" porn.


When I was growing up I absorbed the liberal explanation of MtF transexual/transgendered as men who feel more comfortable acting as women and the storyline would include middle-age middle-class businessmen who would spend their weekends dressed as frumpy women. The story included surgically demasculated "heroes" who had the conviction to become "fully female" such as Wendy Carlos and Lynn Conway and were still successes.

Maybe there is a legion of invisible MtFs out there but the only transes I've personally recognized are  hookers on street corners I frequently walk past.

I wonder what is major: men who want to fully become women or men who want sex or can charge for sex by pretending to be women. Given Ogi Ogas's results on the shemale porn audience being almost all "straight" males I would guess that this has been going on for hundreds of years and a large number of transes have an economic incentive to keep their penises.
 
2013-09-13 04:05:32 AM  

HairBolus: Maybe there is a legion of invisible MtFs out there but the only transes I've personally recognized are hookers on street corners I frequently walk past.

I wonder what is major: men who want to fully become women or men who want sex or can charge for sex by pretending to be women. Given Ogi Ogas's results on the shemale porn audience being almost all "straight" males I would guess that this has been going on for hundreds of years and a large number of transes have an economic incentive to keep their penises.


Trans women want to "fully become women as you put it. Crossdressers and transvestites are men that dress up as women but regard themselves as men and have no intention of transitioning. Different groups of people with different motivations for what they do. Their love of feminine clothing is where the similarity ends.

There are a lot of trans people out there that you never see. But yes, quite a few do end up in the sex trade because no one will farking hire them so it's either that or starve. Some choose to do it because they can make a farkton of cash to pay for their medical expenses but I'm guessing most of the ones you see on street corners are there because they have limited options or no other choice.
 
2013-09-13 04:25:35 AM  

StopLurkListen: Are we past the point where people are required to fit into categories?  Gay, straight, bi, trans, you do what you want to do, as consenting adults do in private, and if at some point in your life switch, maybe temporarily, you should not have to redefine your entire being to fit into some new label. You're still you.

Maybe we need the sexual orientation equivalent of "it's complicated".


How do you switch sexual preference? You are what you are.
 
2013-09-13 04:54:00 AM  
Girls will be boys and boys will be girls. Its a mixed-up, muddled-up, shook- up world. Except for Lola.
 
2013-09-13 05:31:33 AM  

kg2095: StopLurkListen: Are we past the point where people are required to fit into categories?  Gay, straight, bi, trans, you do what you want to do, as consenting adults do in private, and if at some point in your life switch, maybe temporarily, you should not have to redefine your entire being to fit into some new label. You're still you.

Maybe we need the sexual orientation equivalent of "it's complicated".

How do you switch sexual preference? You are what you are.


i dunno, the more i think about it the more i think preference and orientation belong in the same label categories as sex and gender.  i know i'm a male, and have the junk to prove it, but even though i tend to find both genders attractive in my head, female is more of a "damn, that's hot" reaction, as opposed to the "soldier's at attention" reaction to guys.

so i understand orientation-wise saying "it's complicated" regardless of preference.  just because you prefer one gender doesn't mean you have to rule out anyone else, or even jump in the bi-pool...  individual attraction is weird like that.

/just be upfront about your "preference" if it doesn't match your SO's gender.
//"if it's white, you're not pregnant. if it's blue, you're pregnant, if it's pink, you've been impregnated by a homosexual"
///possibly NSFW
 
2013-09-13 05:33:44 AM  
///possibly probably NSFW

FTFM
 
2013-09-13 05:46:28 AM  
images.dailytech.com

Familiar with blown transformers
 
2013-09-13 05:55:29 AM  

Oldiron_79: Yeah Im gonna officially say that if you fark tranies you are gay. NTTAWWT but yeah you are.


Time to stop the debate on this folks. Oldiron_79 made it official.
 
2013-09-13 06:28:50 AM  

hardinparamedic: Both are more likely than you admitting you weren't just giving the crossdressing prostitute a ride to pick up 3d printer nozzles?


In our Brave New World in which everything is a 3D printer, do you mean these:
cf3.souqcdn.com
 
2013-09-13 06:52:14 AM  
Wanna go Man Camping?


/Crystals get jacked, no lie
//I was there; I saw it
 
2013-09-13 07:26:51 AM  

JSam21: When will stories of someone's sexual orientation no longer be "news"?


This.
 
2013-09-13 07:30:38 AM  

enderthexenocide: correct me if i'm wrong, but "gay" means you're physically attracted to people of the same sex, right?  if you're a man and you're gay, it means you want to have sex with other men, right?  it doesn't mean you like to stick things in your butt.  you can want to stick things in your butt, that doesn't mean you are physically attracted to men.  and if a transsexual man looks like a woman and you want to have sex with her, doesn't that mean you're straight?  because she looks like a woman?

sexuality is a weird topic, but i get tired of "he looked at a man's balls one time, that means he's totally gay!" comments.


Trying to rationalize that time you looked at a man's balls?
 
2013-09-13 07:33:21 AM  
Either you suck dix or you don't. This guy is fabulous and dvrs Bravo.
 
2013-09-13 07:44:22 AM  

JSam21: When will stories of someone's sexual orientation no longer be "news"?


More importantly is why do people feel the need to share this information about themselves with e public at large?
 
2013-09-13 07:54:22 AM  

Quantum Apostrophe: hardinparamedic: Both are more likely than you admitting you weren't just giving the crossdressing prostitute a ride to pick up 3d printer nozzles?

In our Brave New World in which everything is a 3D printer, do you mean these:
[cf3.souqcdn.com image 300x243]


Nope. By next week, everyone will have one of these in their house.

images2.wikia.nocookie.net

And it comes complete with a snarky android played by Brent Spiner.
 
2013-09-13 08:23:01 AM  

RoyBatty: Amos Quito: So he likes the Dixie Chicks?

Hey thought you might find this link interesting, two neuroscientists visit Google to explain why some men like "shemale" porn though they claim to be heterosexual and why women like twilight.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=p-A8GvUehq4

[i.imgur.com image 703x825]

http://www.billionwickedthoughts.com/index.html


Great link, thanks.

Explains quite a lot of things that seemed inexplicable to me before.

Like the obsession men have with having a big penis despite it being obvious women really don't care about penis size anywhere near as much. Women want bigger boobs, because it impresses men. Men want bigger penises, because it impresses men.

Also the obligatory unsolicited penis pics. Women don't really want to see it, but apparently men do. Women need a multiple of different erotic stimuli simultaneously or in quick succession to turn them on, a single penis image is not going to turn a woman on. But for men, viewing only one image is enough to turn them on, and they don't understand that women are not like them. So sending a pic of their beloved penis is really intended to turn a woman on. I always thought this was such a ludicrous concept, that it couldn't possibly be the reason.

Learn something everyday.
 
2013-09-13 09:17:12 AM  
I can see this guy's argument about "not penetrating another man." It's probably the gayest sex act you could do, as you have to be aroused, willing, and you are choosing to fark a male ass despite women also having perfectly good asses to fark. You're really showing a strong preference there when you actively fark a man.

Straight guys might like to take dick every now and then for sexual variety or kink or what have you but I doubt many straight guys would want to actually fark a man's ass.
 
2013-09-13 09:18:28 AM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: lewismarktwo: I'm pretty sure if you're a man into people who look feminine then you're not 'gay'.

Gay is two lumberjacks farking.

/ahh give it a name

Log jamming?


ROFLMOAR
 
2013-09-13 09:24:54 AM  

illannoyin: So, I guess he's not the 10,001st. Homo dj then?


1001st hahaha

/has some on vinyl
//uncle al is the man
 
2013-09-13 09:56:34 AM  

RoyBatty: Here it is (I've never seen this myself, takes too much time away from watching porn)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0v79_9x7JlQ

[i.imgur.com image 850x513]

[i.imgur.com image 850x507]


I was at University with her (Nina Arsenault) when she was still a he. I believe his name was Rod.
 
2013-09-13 09:58:03 AM  

Arson: RoyBatty: Here it is (I've never seen this myself, takes too much time away from watching porn)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0v79_9x7JlQ

[i.imgur.com image 850x513]

[i.imgur.com image 850x507]

I was at University with her (Nina Arsenault) when she was still a he. I believe his name was Rod.


Giggity.
 
2013-09-13 11:11:23 AM  

PsiChick: //I know you aren't flaming, I do the nerd-out-and-be-hyper-correct thing all the time--and my Anthro class is covering Gardenarian Wicca soon, and doing it horribly, gods help us all. :p


Ha, that happens waaaay too often. One class in particular, we had a particularly derpy teacher. How she got the position, I have no idea.

Off the top of my head...
-All modern Wiccan type stuff is entirely made up by its creators
-Greek religion inspired the Egyptian religion
-Greek religion was centered on phallic worship and buttsex
-Greek philosophy had no influence on Christian thought EVAR because who likes buttsex?
-Plato was a gay pedophile
-Jewish slaves built basically everything in Egypt because the Egyptians were lazy and did nothing
-Egypt had no religion before the Jews(how this interacts with the second point, I have no idea)
-All the "dying and rising gods" (ie Osiris) are based off Jesus
-Zoroastrianism is based on Christianity
-Stonehenge was built under the supervision of Joseph of Arimathea(sp?)
-Buddhism and Hinduism were inspired by Jesus when he traveled there
-Shinto is code for Satanism

That's just what I remember. It got so bad that a few of us started recording class to show the department head. Yea, that teacher no longer works here.
 
2013-09-13 11:57:51 AM  

mfgm: [si0.twimg.com image 500x374]

You attracted to this? You're gay if you do.


Guess we both learned something about me today. I'll have to let my wife know.
 
2013-09-13 01:32:13 PM  

kg2095: StopLurkListen: Are we past the point where people are required to fit into categories?  Gay, straight, bi, trans, you do what you want to do, as consenting adults do in private, and if at some point in your life switch, maybe temporarily, you should not have to redefine your entire being to fit into some new label. You're still you.

Maybe we need the sexual orientation equivalent of "it's complicated".

How do you switch sexual preference? You are what you are.


People are not always fully cognizant of their desires. Sometimes the knowledge that one likes X comes later in life and it requires a process of discovery.
 
2013-09-13 01:36:15 PM  

Pangea: mfgm: [si0.twimg.com image 500x374]

You attracted to this? You're gay if you do.

Guess we both learned something about me today. I'll have to let my wife know.


Finding something feminine and attractive is not gay.  Finding something feminine that is not a female and having sex with it might be.  If he/she was 100% post op, would it still be gay?  Granted seeing beautiful TS can be a bit confusing when you find out that they are actually men.  But it does not take away from the feminine beauty.

//I'll be in my bunk crying.....
 
2013-09-13 01:42:48 PM  

hardinparamedic: Nope. By next week, everyone will have one of these in their house.


Absolutely. Squuezing out hot plastic on a stepper motor is just a hop away.
 
2013-09-13 07:17:08 PM  

DreamSnipers: W.C.fields forever: But..But..I learned here...You guys told me..It's only gay if the balls touch.

The quick and easy Fark test for gayness is "If you are sorry Rugby Jock stopped posting, you are gay."


I'm a woman who's very sorry Rugby Jock stopped posting. Am I gay?
 
2013-09-13 07:47:39 PM  

hasty ambush: JSam21: When will stories of someone's sexual orientation no longer be "news"?

More importantly is why do people feel the need to share this information about themselves with e public at large?


I know, right! I mean, everything should stay invisible and, hmmm, what term should I use for something that's shut away so it's not tripped over all the time, like the ski poles....how about "closeted" - yeah, that works. That way we can all go back to comfortably pretending that everyone is exactly the same as us and when some weirdo gets busted for something icky, or laws are passed against things we don't personally do, we know we and our friends are okay because we aren't weirdos. Yeah, that's the ticket!
 
2013-09-13 08:50:20 PM  

StopLurkListen: Are we past the point where people are required to fit into categories?  Gay, straight, bi, trans, you do what you want to do, as consenting adults do in private, and if at some point in your life switch, maybe temporarily, you should not have to redefine your entire being to fit into some new label. You're still you.

Maybe we need the sexual orientation equivalent of "it's complicated".


Or we could just do away with the whole concept of "sexual orientation" and acknowledge that everyone has a unique way of getting their freak on.  Of course if we did that, the "gay rights" crowd would find themselves without a soapbox to stand on.
 
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