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(Gawker)   Hot 97 DJ Mister Cee would like you to know that he is not gay, but every now and then, he "gets the urge to have fellatio with a transsexual - a man that looks like a woman." Again, he is not gay "because I haven't penetrated another man"   (gawker.com) divider line 197
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2013-09-13 01:24:12 AM
Here it is (I've never seen this myself, takes too much time away from watching porn)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0v79_9x7JlQ

i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-13 01:24:57 AM
By the way, I would like to add that I'm really enjoying all the Farkers tripping over each other in their rush to assure us that they don't care about this AT ALL.
 
2013-09-13 01:30:33 AM

cynicalminion: megarian:

So I've heard

so some like tony curtis' oysters hot?


oh, and this, just because


Welp, there's my new wallpaper.
 
2013-09-13 01:35:29 AM

W.C.fields forever: But..But..I learned here...You guys told me..It's only gay if the balls touch.


The quick and easy Fark test for gayness is "If you are sorry Rugby Jock stopped posting, you are gay."
 
2013-09-13 01:39:59 AM

HairBolus: I've never really understood why so much supposedly heterosexual porn is almost exclusively focused on penises


You sound enthralled.
Slow down and look around.
 
2013-09-13 01:42:38 AM

ciberido: By the way, I would like to add that I'm really enjoying all the Farkers tripping over each other in their rush to assure us that they don't care about this AT ALL.


If you want an interesting thread have a preacher that went full westboro get caught screwing a tranny.
 
2013-09-13 01:55:16 AM

Oldiron_79: ciberido: By the way, I would like to add that I'm really enjoying all the Farkers tripping over each other in their rush to assure us that they don't care about this AT ALL.

If you want an interesting thread have a preacher that went full westboro get caught screwing a tranny.


Yeah I thought ciberido's comment was a little off the mark myself. People don't care about this not because they're in denial or trying to showing how manly they are but because this shouldn't be newsworthy because who cares who someone wants to fark.

/unless it's a chicken or a kid or something.
 
2013-09-13 01:57:23 AM

RoyBatty: Here it is (I've never seen this myself, takes too much time away from watching porn)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0v79_9x7JlQ

[i.imgur.com image 850x513]

[i.imgur.com image 850x507]


(Roy - if you want a YouTube image you often don't need to resort to screencaps. YouTube provides a bunch of images for each video. I often use the BoingBoing interface which I've bookmarked, and with Fark caching having a vid deleted is no problem)
img.youtube.com img.youtube.com img.youtube.com
 
2013-09-13 01:57:36 AM

enderthexenocide: dbirchall: enderthexenocide: if you're a man and you're gay, it means you want to have sex with other men, right?  it doesn't mean you like to stick things in your butt.  you can want to stick things in your butt, that doesn't mean you are physically attracted to men.
Orson Scott Card-derived username, strong indications of anal fetish... but you want us to think you're  not so far back in the closet there's a faun and a lamppost?

so you're telling me i'm wrong .... because of my username?  sorry i like to read science fiction, i didn't realize that made me gay, or whatever it is you're trying to imply.


You might be in the same bucket as I was in regards to Orson Scott Card. He's a devout Mormon I think, and a rabid homophobe. I picked up Ender's Game years ago in an airport without any backstory to the novel or the author. I loved the book. Years later, started hearing the LGBTQPA crowd vigorously objecting to him, his books, and the upcoming movies based on his works. I still like the book. I still like gay peoples or whatever. I won't be banning books, or movies, or gay peoples anytime soon.

Some people might read into my (and you and your like of Ender's Game, assuming that's where your user account comes from) as indicating me as anti-gay or a bully. It really only indicates that I picked up a book on a lark for an international airtrip and needed a book to pass the time. I do understand the argument about not giving a renowned bigot more money via book and ticket sales. Regrettably, the books were purchased years ago before discovering the homophobia. And I love Ender's Game enough to see the film, even with the author's bigotry. I also read a book about Adolf Hitler. Doesn't make me a Nazi.
 
2013-09-13 01:59:24 AM
I thought the rule was: If it moves as a result of contact. Then that would make him gay but I guess black communities can't handle that shiat cause his homeboy's would rip him to shreds for it.
 
2013-09-13 02:01:47 AM

HairBolus: RoyBatty: Here it is (I've never seen this myself, takes too much time away from watching porn)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0v79_9x7JlQ

[i.imgur.com image 850x513]

[i.imgur.com image 850x507]

(Roy - if you want a YouTube image you often don't need to resort to screencaps. YouTube provides a bunch of images for each video. I often use the BoingBoing interface which I've bookmarked, and with Fark caching having a vid deleted is no problem)
[img.youtube.com image 120x90] [img.youtube.com image 120x90] [img.youtube.com image 120x90]


Thank you! I appreciate that, although I have to say the screencap tool I use is so easy with seamless uploading to imgur that it will be difficult for me to stop using it.
 
2013-09-13 02:01:53 AM

megarian: cynicalminion: megarian:

So I've heard

so some like tony curtis' oysters hot?


oh, and this, just because

Welp, there's my new wallpaper.


"i like your thinking"
 
2013-09-13 02:05:57 AM

DreamSnipers: W.C.fields forever: But..But..I learned here...You guys told me..It's only gay if the balls touch.

The quick and easy Fark test for gayness is "If you are sorry Rugby Jock stopped posting, you are gay."


and if you miss gorgor, you're not?

/misses RJ, and disagrees with any sort of fark rule that means no sexy ginger boys get posted.  :P
//obligatory weasleys against twincest
///NTTAWWT
 
2013-09-13 02:09:11 AM

Oldiron_79: ciberido: By the way, I would like to add that I'm really enjoying all the Farkers tripping over each other in their rush to assure us that they don't care about this AT ALL.

If you want an interesting thread have a preacher that went full westboro get caught screwing by a tranny.


/FTFY
 
2013-09-13 02:10:40 AM

cynicalminion: Oldiron_79: ciberido: By the way, I would like to add that I'm really enjoying all the Farkers tripping over each other in their rush to assure us that they don't care about this AT ALL.

If you want an interesting thread have a preacher that went full westboro get caught screwed by a tranny.

/FTFM

 
2013-09-13 02:11:21 AM
So there I was, taking it in the butt. Guy starts playing with my balls. I say, "what do you think I am, gay or something?"
 
2013-09-13 02:24:22 AM

Mr. Ekshun: So there I was, taking it in the butt. Guy starts playing with my balls. I say, "what do you think I am, gay or something?"


that's driving me crazy.  i can picture seeing the stand up saying this but im drawing a total blank.  dave atell?  robert schimmel?  im thinking early 90s but my google fu isnt working either.
 
2013-09-13 02:47:27 AM

The Flexecutioner: Mr. Ekshun: So there I was, taking it in the butt. Guy starts playing with my balls. I say, "what do you think I am, gay or something?"

that's driving me crazy.  i can picture seeing the stand up saying this but im drawing a total blank.  dave atell?  robert schimmel?  im thinking early 90s but my google fu isnt working either.


Im wanting to say Atell but I could be wrong.
 
2013-09-13 03:30:15 AM

RoyBatty: It's been interesting to see the change in perspectives to the transgender over the years. When I was a kid I saw my mom watching some daytime interview show talking to Christine Jorgensen and that seemed terribly weird. And of course, most kids in school then were strict homophobes but even more, the notion of anal sex even with a girl just seemed really gross.

Then we went through the Crying Game shocker twist ending.

And in 2006 the internet had this classic thread: http://www.serboard.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=147464 regarding this piece of wallpaper: http://i328.photobucket.com/albums/l337/darthwonka69/desktopiq4.jpg

And here we are, where for so many of us, we seem to finally be able to just say a huge "whatever", "be happy", and if Ogi is right, many many men are attracted to "shemale" porn.


When I was growing up I absorbed the liberal explanation of MtF transexual/transgendered as men who feel more comfortable acting as women and the storyline would include middle-age middle-class businessmen who would spend their weekends dressed as frumpy women. The story included surgically demasculated "heroes" who had the conviction to become "fully female" such as Wendy Carlos and Lynn Conway and were still successes.

Maybe there is a legion of invisible MtFs out there but the only transes I've personally recognized are  hookers on street corners I frequently walk past.

I wonder what is major: men who want to fully become women or men who want sex or can charge for sex by pretending to be women. Given Ogi Ogas's results on the shemale porn audience being almost all "straight" males I would guess that this has been going on for hundreds of years and a large number of transes have an economic incentive to keep their penises.
 
2013-09-13 04:05:32 AM

HairBolus: Maybe there is a legion of invisible MtFs out there but the only transes I've personally recognized are hookers on street corners I frequently walk past.

I wonder what is major: men who want to fully become women or men who want sex or can charge for sex by pretending to be women. Given Ogi Ogas's results on the shemale porn audience being almost all "straight" males I would guess that this has been going on for hundreds of years and a large number of transes have an economic incentive to keep their penises.


Trans women want to "fully become women as you put it. Crossdressers and transvestites are men that dress up as women but regard themselves as men and have no intention of transitioning. Different groups of people with different motivations for what they do. Their love of feminine clothing is where the similarity ends.

There are a lot of trans people out there that you never see. But yes, quite a few do end up in the sex trade because no one will farking hire them so it's either that or starve. Some choose to do it because they can make a farkton of cash to pay for their medical expenses but I'm guessing most of the ones you see on street corners are there because they have limited options or no other choice.
 
2013-09-13 04:25:35 AM

StopLurkListen: Are we past the point where people are required to fit into categories?  Gay, straight, bi, trans, you do what you want to do, as consenting adults do in private, and if at some point in your life switch, maybe temporarily, you should not have to redefine your entire being to fit into some new label. You're still you.

Maybe we need the sexual orientation equivalent of "it's complicated".


How do you switch sexual preference? You are what you are.
 
2013-09-13 04:54:00 AM
Girls will be boys and boys will be girls. Its a mixed-up, muddled-up, shook- up world. Except for Lola.
 
2013-09-13 05:31:33 AM

kg2095: StopLurkListen: Are we past the point where people are required to fit into categories?  Gay, straight, bi, trans, you do what you want to do, as consenting adults do in private, and if at some point in your life switch, maybe temporarily, you should not have to redefine your entire being to fit into some new label. You're still you.

Maybe we need the sexual orientation equivalent of "it's complicated".

How do you switch sexual preference? You are what you are.


i dunno, the more i think about it the more i think preference and orientation belong in the same label categories as sex and gender.  i know i'm a male, and have the junk to prove it, but even though i tend to find both genders attractive in my head, female is more of a "damn, that's hot" reaction, as opposed to the "soldier's at attention" reaction to guys.

so i understand orientation-wise saying "it's complicated" regardless of preference.  just because you prefer one gender doesn't mean you have to rule out anyone else, or even jump in the bi-pool...  individual attraction is weird like that.

/just be upfront about your "preference" if it doesn't match your SO's gender.
//"if it's white, you're not pregnant. if it's blue, you're pregnant, if it's pink, you've been impregnated by a homosexual"
///possibly NSFW
 
2013-09-13 05:33:44 AM
///possibly probably NSFW

FTFM
 
2013-09-13 05:46:28 AM
images.dailytech.com

Familiar with blown trannies
 
2013-09-13 05:55:29 AM

Oldiron_79: Yeah Im gonna officially say that if you fark tranies you are gay. NTTAWWT but yeah you are.


Time to stop the debate on this folks. Oldiron_79 made it official.
 
2013-09-13 06:28:50 AM

hardinparamedic: Both are more likely than you admitting you weren't just giving the crossdressing prostitute a ride to pick up 3d printer nozzles?


In our Brave New World in which everything is a 3D printer, do you mean these:
cf3.souqcdn.com
 
2013-09-13 06:52:14 AM
Wanna go Man Camping?


/Crystals get jacked, no lie
//I was there; I saw it
 
2013-09-13 07:26:51 AM

JSam21: When will stories of someone's sexual orientation no longer be "news"?


This.
 
2013-09-13 07:30:38 AM

enderthexenocide: correct me if i'm wrong, but "gay" means you're physically attracted to people of the same sex, right?  if you're a man and you're gay, it means you want to have sex with other men, right?  it doesn't mean you like to stick things in your butt.  you can want to stick things in your butt, that doesn't mean you are physically attracted to men.  and if a transsexual man looks like a woman and you want to have sex with her, doesn't that mean you're straight?  because she looks like a woman?

sexuality is a weird topic, but i get tired of "he looked at a man's balls one time, that means he's totally gay!" comments.


Trying to rationalize that time you looked at a man's balls?
 
2013-09-13 07:33:21 AM
Either you suck dix or you don't. This guy is fabulous and dvrs Bravo.
 
2013-09-13 07:44:22 AM

JSam21: When will stories of someone's sexual orientation no longer be "news"?


More importantly is why do people feel the need to share this information about themselves with e public at large?
 
2013-09-13 07:54:22 AM

Quantum Apostrophe: hardinparamedic: Both are more likely than you admitting you weren't just giving the crossdressing prostitute a ride to pick up 3d printer nozzles?

In our Brave New World in which everything is a 3D printer, do you mean these:
[cf3.souqcdn.com image 300x243]


Nope. By next week, everyone will have one of these in their house.

images2.wikia.nocookie.net

And it comes complete with a snarky android played by Brent Spiner.
 
2013-09-13 08:23:01 AM

RoyBatty: Amos Quito: So he likes the Dixie Chicks?

Hey thought you might find this link interesting, two neuroscientists visit Google to explain why some men like "shemale" porn though they claim to be heterosexual and why women like twilight.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=p-A8GvUehq4

[i.imgur.com image 703x825]

http://www.billionwickedthoughts.com/index.html


Great link, thanks.

Explains quite a lot of things that seemed inexplicable to me before.

Like the obsession men have with having a big penis despite it being obvious women really don't care about penis size anywhere near as much. Women want bigger boobs, because it impresses men. Men want bigger penises, because it impresses men.

Also the obligatory unsolicited penis pics. Women don't really want to see it, but apparently men do. Women need a multiple of different erotic stimuli simultaneously or in quick succession to turn them on, a single penis image is not going to turn a woman on. But for men, viewing only one image is enough to turn them on, and they don't understand that women are not like them. So sending a pic of their beloved penis is really intended to turn a woman on. I always thought this was such a ludicrous concept, that it couldn't possibly be the reason.

Learn something everyday.
 
2013-09-13 09:17:12 AM
I can see this guy's argument about "not penetrating another man." It's probably the gayest sex act you could do, as you have to be aroused, willing, and you are choosing to fark a male ass despite women also having perfectly good asses to fark. You're really showing a strong preference there when you actively fark a man.

Straight guys might like to take dick every now and then for sexual variety or kink or what have you but I doubt many straight guys would want to actually fark a man's ass.
 
2013-09-13 09:18:28 AM

Dingleberry Dickwad: lewismarktwo: I'm pretty sure if you're a man into people who look feminine then you're not 'gay'.

Gay is two lumberjacks farking.

/ahh give it a name

Log jamming?


ROFLMOAR
 
2013-09-13 09:24:54 AM

illannoyin: So, I guess he's not the 10,001st. Homo dj then?


1001st hahaha

/has some on vinyl
//uncle al is the man
 
2013-09-13 09:56:34 AM

RoyBatty: Here it is (I've never seen this myself, takes too much time away from watching porn)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0v79_9x7JlQ

[i.imgur.com image 850x513]

[i.imgur.com image 850x507]


I was at University with her (Nina Arsenault) when she was still a he. I believe his name was Rod.
 
2013-09-13 09:58:03 AM

Arson: RoyBatty: Here it is (I've never seen this myself, takes too much time away from watching porn)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0v79_9x7JlQ

[i.imgur.com image 850x513]

[i.imgur.com image 850x507]

I was at University with her (Nina Arsenault) when she was still a he. I believe his name was Rod.


Giggity.
 
2013-09-13 11:11:23 AM

PsiChick: //I know you aren't flaming,

I do the nerd-out-and-be-hyper-correct thing all the time--and my Anthro class is covering Gardenarian Wicca soon, and doing it horribly, gods help us all. :p

Ha, that happens waaaay too often. One class in particular, we had a particularly derpy teacher. How she got the position, I have no idea.

Off the top of my head...
-All modern Wiccan type stuff is entirely made up by its creators
-Greek religion inspired the Egyptian religion
-Greek religion was centered on phallic worship and buttsex
-Greek philosophy had no influence on Christian thought EVAR because who likes buttsex?
-Plato was a gay pedophile
-Jewish slaves built basically everything in Egypt because the Egyptians were lazy and did nothing
-Egypt had no religion before the Jews(how this interacts with the second point, I have no idea)
-All the "dying and rising gods" (ie Osiris) are based off Jesus
-Zoroastrianism is based on Christianity
-Stonehenge was built under the supervision of Joseph of Arimathea(sp?)
-Buddhism and Hinduism were inspired by Jesus when he traveled there
-Shinto is code for Satanism

That's just what I remember. It got so bad that a few of us started recording class to show the department head. Yea, that teacher no longer works here.
 
2013-09-13 11:57:51 AM

mfgm: [si0.twimg.com image 500x374]

You attracted to this? You're gay if you do.


Guess we both learned something about me today. I'll have to let my wife know.
 
2013-09-13 01:32:13 PM

kg2095: StopLurkListen: Are we past the point where people are required to fit into categories?  Gay, straight, bi, trans, you do what you want to do, as consenting adults do in private, and if at some point in your life switch, maybe temporarily, you should not have to redefine your entire being to fit into some new label. You're still you.

Maybe we need the sexual orientation equivalent of "it's complicated".

How do you switch sexual preference? You are what you are.


People are not always fully cognizant of their desires. Sometimes the knowledge that one likes X comes later in life and it requires a process of discovery.
 
2013-09-13 01:36:15 PM

Pangea: mfgm: [si0.twimg.com image 500x374]

You attracted to this? You're gay if you do.

Guess we both learned something about me today. I'll have to let my wife know.


Finding something feminine and attractive is not gay.  Finding something feminine that is not a female and having sex with it might be.  If he/she was 100% post op, would it still be gay?  Granted seeing beautiful TS can be a bit confusing when you find out that they are actually men.  But it does not take away from the feminine beauty.

//I'll be in my bunk crying.....
 
2013-09-13 01:42:48 PM

hardinparamedic: Nope. By next week, everyone will have one of these in their house.


Absolutely. Squuezing out hot plastic on a stepper motor is just a hop away.
 
2013-09-13 07:17:08 PM

DreamSnipers: W.C.fields forever: But..But..I learned here...You guys told me..It's only gay if the balls touch.

The quick and easy Fark test for gayness is "If you are sorry Rugby Jock stopped posting, you are gay."


I'm a woman who's very sorry Rugby Jock stopped posting. Am I gay?
 
2013-09-13 07:47:39 PM

hasty ambush: JSam21: When will stories of someone's sexual orientation no longer be "news"?

More importantly is why do people feel the need to share this information about themselves with e public at large?


I know, right! I mean, everything should stay invisible and, hmmm, what term should I use for something that's shut away so it's not tripped over all the time, like the ski poles....how about "closeted" - yeah, that works. That way we can all go back to comfortably pretending that everyone is exactly the same as us and when some weirdo gets busted for something icky, or laws are passed against things we don't personally do, we know we and our friends are okay because we aren't weirdos. Yeah, that's the ticket!
 
2013-09-13 08:50:20 PM

StopLurkListen: Are we past the point where people are required to fit into categories?  Gay, straight, bi, trans, you do what you want to do, as consenting adults do in private, and if at some point in your life switch, maybe temporarily, you should not have to redefine your entire being to fit into some new label. You're still you.

Maybe we need the sexual orientation equivalent of "it's complicated".


Or we could just do away with the whole concept of "sexual orientation" and acknowledge that everyone has a unique way of getting their freak on.  Of course if we did that, the "gay rights" crowd would find themselves without a soapbox to stand on.
 
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