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(Gawker)   Hot 97 DJ Mister Cee would like you to know that he is not gay, but every now and then, he "gets the urge to have fellatio with a transsexual - a man that looks like a woman." Again, he is not gay "because I haven't penetrated another man"   (gawker.com) divider line 197
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2013-09-12 10:30:46 PM  
Looks like a duck, sounds like a duck...

i3.kym-cdn.com

i1.imgflip.com

/First pic is hot, like Alison Brie.
 
2013-09-12 10:30:49 PM  
By that logic I wasn't hetero in high school because my girlfreind only let me go down on her.
 
2013-09-12 10:31:08 PM  
If you haven't been paying attention to the saga of hip-hop DJ Mister Cee's sex with men who dress like women

As a matter of fact, I haven't been paying attention, and there's a good reason for that.

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

3-akamai.tapcdn.com
 
2013-09-12 10:31:20 PM  
My definition of what 'gay' is.

You think other members of your own sex are attractive enough that you'd want to date one or have specific crushes on one to the exclusion of dating or having crushes on the opposite sex.

You don't need to have sex to be gay, you don't need to actually be out or let anyone else know.  But at some level you have to admit it to yourself.  You can be the Michelle Bachmann's husband and as long as you think you're straight, you are.

Doesn't seem like this guy fits that definition, hence, not gay.  Maybe a not 'straight' either but definitely not gay.
 
2013-09-12 10:31:52 PM  
Here, find out. Warning: Not Safe For Work

www.meatspin.com
 
2013-09-12 10:32:01 PM  

saywhat: Very disappointed in subbys today. One of the most significant events in the history of mankind has occurred and there's been no mention of it on FARK.  A man made object, Voyager I, has left the confines of our solar system!  That's incredible!
And FARK ignores it....very disappointing


So, if I'm reading your comment correctly, what you're saying is that Voyager I isn't gay since it clearly did not enter Uranus?
 
2013-09-12 10:32:09 PM  

saywhat: Very disappointed in subbys today. One of the most significant events in the history of mankind has occurred and there's been no mention of it on FARK.  A man made object, Voyager I, has left the confines of our solar system!  That's incredible!
And FARK ignores it....very disappointing


Why don't you submit a link with a decent headline instead of biatching about it you sod?
 
2013-09-12 10:32:28 PM  

Skr: I look forward to welcoming our future pansexual/omnisexual overlords


i bet
(NSFJackHarkness)
 
2013-09-12 10:32:59 PM  

saywhat: Very disappointed in subbys today. One of the most significant events in the history of mankind has occurred and there's been no mention of it on FARK.  A man made object, Voyager I, has left the confines of our solar system!  That's incredible!
And FARK ignores it....very disappointing


Visit the geek tab, there's a greened article about Voyager leaving the system and has been for hours.
 
2013-09-12 10:33:22 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: timujin: Dingleberry Dickwad: You know, the dude could really have saved himself some trouble and just out and said that he's bisexual, or whatever instead of getting caught with transexuals and cross dressers to try and hide it. Sure there's folks out there that would look down on him for it, but not as many as will look down on him for being in denial and going for trans and the like. I'm not saying anything about any of that is wrong, just that people will look down on him for trying to hide it in cross dressers and so forth rather than just be open about everything.

Not sure what you mean by "hide it in crossdressers".  Are you suggesting he'd really rather be having sex with dudes, but is having sex with tg's as a fall back?

hardinparamedic: Dingleberry Dickwad: You know, the dude could really have saved himself some trouble and just out and said that he's bisexual, or whatever instead of getting caught with transexuals and cross dressers to try and hide it

I think the problem is that you assume someone would date a transsexual or transgendered because they're "closeted", and comparing them to someone who crossdresses is pretty flawed, dude.

That's just the impression I got from reading his statements like "I know I'm still in denial because I know that I love women - any woman that's been with me knows that I love women - but occasionally I get the urge to have fellatio with a transsexual: a man that looks like a woman. But I'm here saying I'm not gay because I haven't penetrated another man. "

Maybe I'm reading it wrong, but him saying "I'm not gay because I haven't penetrated another man" at the same time he says " I get the urge to have fellatio with a transsexual: a man that looks like a woman. " makes me think that maybe he hasn't come to terms with liking men and goes for the trans and crossdressers because in his mind they're closer to women than men.



Maybe that's just his kink.  He wants her to be a lady in manner and masculine men don't do it for him.  Completely reasonable if one views sexuality as a spectrum.
 
2013-09-12 10:33:41 PM  
They're not bigots, just embarrassed that their famous DJ has to pay for it?

Nah - just bigots. They wouldn't care less if he was paying for other hookers.

He really should just man up and date who he wants to - go to dinner, the movies, weekends away, take her to the company picnic......
 
2013-09-12 10:34:24 PM  

dbirchall: enderthexenocide: if you're a man and you're gay, it means you want to have sex with other men, right?  it doesn't mean you like to stick things in your butt.  you can want to stick things in your butt, that doesn't mean you are physically attracted to men.
Orson Scott Card-derived username, strong indications of anal fetish... but you want us to think you're  not so far back in the closet there's a faun and a lamppost?


so you're telling me i'm wrong .... because of my username?  sorry i like to read science fiction, i didn't realize that made me gay, or whatever it is you're trying to imply.
 
2013-09-12 10:35:43 PM  

tetsoushima: saywhat: Very disappointed in subbys today. One of the most significant events in the history of mankind has occurred and there's been no mention of it on FARK.  A man made object, Voyager I, has left the confines of our solar system!  That's incredible!
And FARK ignores it....very disappointing

Why don't you submit a link with a decent headline instead of biatching about it you sod?


http://www.fark.com/comments/7930786/Voyager-1-leaves-solar-system-a ga in-for-first-time-once-more

i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-12 10:36:01 PM  

saywhat: Very disappointed in subbys today. One of the most significant events in the history of mankind has occurred and there's been no mention of it on FARK.  A man made object, Voyager I, has left the confines of our solar system!  That's incredible!
And FARK ignores it....very disappointing


V-ger is that which seeks the creator.
 
2013-09-12 10:37:57 PM  

TheDirtyNacho: Maybe that's just his kink. He wants her to be a lady in manner and masculine men don't do it for him. Completely reasonable if one views sexuality as a spectrum.


It's the whole bit where he keeps talking about how much he loves women that makes me think that. As if he's still trying to cover something up, or hasn't come to terms with liking both or liking trans and whatnot. Like the guy stuck in the closet that everyone knows or thinks is gay but always talks about how much he loves women.
 
2013-09-12 10:38:35 PM  

saywhat: Very disappointed in subbys today. One of the most significant events in the history of mankind has occurred and there's been no mention of it on FARK.  A man made object, Voyager I, has left the confines of our solar system!  That's incredible!
And FARK ignores it....very disappointing


Yeah, there was a thread for it, dumbass.
 
2013-09-12 10:38:47 PM  

cynicalminion: MrHappyRotter: Questions?

Why is he resigning?  Because he admitted to sex with transsexuals?   Because he paid for sex?  Did I miss something?  It's 2013 isn't it?

pretty sure that's it.

Food for thought.  If I have sex with a woman who looks like a man, does that suddenly make me straight?

can we please leave buck angel out of this?


Another Bizarre Magazine reader here on Fark?

/Sadly, I no longer can stand to pay for that mag, it's turned into yet another tattoo and body mod mag.
//I'll download it though... and scan the 10% "mondo" content I used to enjoy reading when it started out
 
2013-09-12 10:40:27 PM  

enderthexenocide: dbirchall: enderthexenocide: if you're a man and you're gay, it means you want to have sex with other men, right?  it doesn't mean you like to stick things in your butt.  you can want to stick things in your butt, that doesn't mean you are physically attracted to men.
Orson Scott Card-derived username, strong indications of anal fetish... but you want us to think you're  not so far back in the closet there's a faun and a lamppost?

so you're telling me i'm wrong .... because of my username?  sorry i like to read science fiction, i didn't realize that made me gay, or whatever it is you're trying to imply.


so you're saying rose the nose and his animated schlong was just...  "fraternity hazing?"
 
2013-09-12 10:40:31 PM  

StopLurkListen: Are we past the point where people are required to fit into categories?  Gay, straight, bi, trans, you do what you want to do, as consenting adults do in private, and if at some point in your life switch, maybe temporarily, you should not have to redefine your entire being to fit into some new label. You're still you.

Maybe we need the sexual orientation equivalent of "it's complicated".


Well... people can understand gay, and they get bi. If you're having homosexual sex, you're having homosexual sex. You might be bi tomorrow but in that moment you're having homosexual sex.

When someone trans says "I'm a woman" it doesn't suddenly remove the male parts. So you go back to what you know.
 
2013-09-12 10:41:52 PM  
A woman pretending to be man pretending to be a woman....
 
2013-09-12 10:42:47 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: TheDirtyNacho: Maybe that's just his kink. He wants her to be a lady in manner and masculine men don't do it for him. Completely reasonable if one views sexuality as a spectrum.

It's the whole bit where he keeps talking about how much he loves women that makes me think that. As if he's still trying to cover something up, or hasn't come to terms with liking both or liking trans and whatnot. Like the guy stuck in the closet that everyone knows or thinks is gay but always talks about how much he loves women.


Maybe, or maybe he's just trying to explain a nuanced subject to a perceived or actually close minded audience he thinks may not understand.

Look at the comments around here, "dick in the mouth? u be gay bro lol"

Lots of people can't picture others living perfectly healthy lives in different ways than them.
 
2013-09-12 10:42:58 PM  
If he's in some kind of "gay contest" then I agree, he could do much better.
 
2013-09-12 10:45:16 PM  
he isn't sucking on a weener, it's just a massive clit.
 
2013-09-12 10:46:41 PM  

Mr. Shabooboo: A woman pretending to be man pretending to be a woman....


Always should be someone you really love?
 
2013-09-12 10:47:09 PM  

LesserEvil: cynicalminion: MrHappyRotter: Questions?

Why is he resigning?  Because he admitted to sex with transsexuals?   Because he paid for sex?  Did I miss something?  It's 2013 isn't it?

pretty sure that's it.

Food for thought.  If I have sex with a woman who looks like a man, does that suddenly make me straight?

can we please leave buck angel out of this?

Another Bizarre Magazine reader here on Fark?

/Sadly, I no longer can stand to pay for that mag, it's turned into yet another tattoo and body mod mag.
//I'll download it though... and scan the 10% "mondo" content I used to enjoy reading when it started out


actually no, just someone brought to my attention by someone i met who had just completed their mtf "transition" i guess you would call it...

body mods (when not in the T class) are kind of a case-by-case for me.  if they're done well, and not for some dipshiat reason, fine...  if you're being an AW, STFU&GTFO.
 
2013-09-12 10:49:00 PM  
I was sitting in a bar in medellin and this gorgeous tranny walked by and a young dude says "how do you fark that?" And this old man says "under the balls"
 
2013-09-12 10:50:56 PM  

Mr. Shabooboo: A woman pretending to be man pretending to be a woman....


Understands:

076dd0a50e0c1255009e-bd4b8aabaca29897bc751dfaf75b290c.r40.cf1.rackcdn.com
 
2013-09-12 10:51:35 PM  
It's sad that this stuff is news. Consensually bang whatever adults you want. I don't care unless you are an anti lgbt politician.
 
2013-09-12 10:52:21 PM  

megarian: Mr. Shabooboo: A woman pretending to be man pretending to be a woman....

Always should be someone you really love?


*sigh* tony curtis and his oysters...
 
2013-09-12 10:54:29 PM  
Since when is "a transsexual" [sic] "a man who looks like a woman"? What kind of personal, exculpatory bullshiat is that?

Hardinparamedic: I implore you once more, considering your clearly evident empathy and interest, and mostly nuanced understanding, to be more thoughtful with regard to terminologysuch as  "transgendered," "transgenders," "a transsexual."
 
2013-09-12 10:54:44 PM  

Creoena:


QFT. Many gay people I know are AWs about being gay, and the rest tend to be general AWs. Hint: nobody cares who you do mouthstuff with. Its an extensikn of the snowflake culture.
 
2013-09-12 10:54:59 PM  

Actual Farking: It's sad that this stuff is news. Consensually bang whatever adults you want. I don't care unless you are an anti lgbt politician.


Pretty much this.
 
2013-09-12 10:55:38 PM  

Amos Quito: So he likes the Dixie Chicks?


Aroo? One of them is pr etty darn cute, and the other two are doable. Comes again?
 
2013-09-12 10:56:46 PM  

JSam21: When will stories of someone's sexual orientation no longer be "news"?


This. All you closeted homophobes out there
 
2013-09-12 10:58:47 PM  
he looked kinda like Cee-lo Green.

/see yo peen?
 
2013-09-12 10:58:57 PM  

MemeSlave: Creoena:

QFT. Many gay people I know are AWs about being gay, and the rest tend to be general AWs. Hint: nobody cares who you do mouthstuff with. Its an extensikn of the snowflake culture.


Well, your anecdotal evidence is all the information I need to make an informed decision about anything ever.  Thanks for the input, skippy!
 
2013-09-12 10:59:33 PM  
saywhat: Very disappointed in subbys today. One of the most significant events in the history of mankind has occurred and there's been no mention of it on FARK.  A man made object, Voyager I, has left the confines of our solar system!  That's incredible!
And FARK ignores it....very disappointing


Why don't you submit a link with a, decent headline instead of biatching about it you sod?
I did, jackass, hours ago, on the Main page, and was told that someone had already submitted the link and that it was under review.  I guess subby didn't think it was significant enough for the Main page. Apparently it did make it to the Geek page as so kindly pointed out to me above.

timujin...you can just go blow the dj, ok?
 
2013-09-12 11:00:30 PM  
Is it gay to suck a shemale off? The body and movements are 99% female, but on the other hand you are giving a dick a blowjob.

This is our modern chicken and egg debate.
 
2013-09-12 11:01:31 PM  

runcible spork: Since when is "a transsexual" [sic] "a man who looks like a woman"? What kind of personal, exculpatory bullshiat is that?

Hardinparamedic: I implore you once more, considering your clearly evident empathy and interest, and mostly nuanced understanding, to be more thoughtful with regard to terminologysuch as  "transgendered," "transgenders," "a transsexual."


I hope there is equal thought given to people who think they are 25 in a 40 year old body, and that we should develop the medical technology to help these people.
 
2013-09-12 11:02:13 PM  
Before radio he was Big Daddy Kanes DJ.

/got nothing
 
2013-09-12 11:02:39 PM  

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: Is it gay to suck a shemale off? The body and movements are 99% female, but on the other hand you are giving a dick a blowjob.

This is our modern chicken and egg debate.



Oh, please expand on that glib analogy.
 
2013-09-12 11:03:02 PM  
I'm pretty sure if you're a man into people who look feminine then you're not 'gay'.

Gay is two lumberjacks farking.

/ahh give it a name
 
2013-09-12 11:04:01 PM  
But fantasizing about Ann Coulter with a strap-on ramming my bunghole is still cool, right?
 
2013-09-12 11:04:18 PM  

TheDirtyNacho: This reminds me of down-low culture.  It's important to differentiate between gay men and men who have sex with men.

'Gay' carries a cultural connotation with it that many people (especially in the black community) do not identify themselves as being part of.  This has public health implications as many 'men who have sex with men' also have girlfriends and wives.


An old high school chum of mine works in the governmental health department of a deeply red, Southern state. Despite the fact that he's been occasionally blowing a male co-worker for years and has often trolled highway rest stops for quick man-hookups, he does not consider himself gay. He is married to a woman (much older and with apparently no sex drive), therefore he does not "live that gay lifestyle." He was a screaming, flaming, shrieking queen in high school. Go figure.
 
2013-09-12 11:04:43 PM  
Quantum Apostrophe: runcible spork: Since when is "a transsexual" [sic] "a man who looks like a woman"? What kind of personal, exculpatory bullshiat is that?

Hardinparamedic: I implore you once more, considering your clearly evident empathy and interest, and mostly nuanced understanding, to be more thoughtful with regard to terminologysuch as  "transgendered," "transgenders," "a transsexual."


I hope there is equal thought given to people who think they are 25 in a 40 year old body, and that we should develop the medical technology to help these people.


Yes, that tired, trite comparison is inane. Why don't you just go ahead and post the South Park dolphin image, 'kay?
 
2013-09-12 11:04:46 PM  

cynicalminion: LesserEvil: cynicalminion: MrHappyRotter: Questions?

Why is he resigning?  Because he admitted to sex with transsexuals?   Because he paid for sex?  Did I miss something?  It's 2013 isn't it?

pretty sure that's it.

Food for thought.  If I have sex with a woman who looks like a man, does that suddenly make me straight?

can we please leave buck angel out of this?

Another Bizarre Magazine reader here on Fark?

/Sadly, I no longer can stand to pay for that mag, it's turned into yet another tattoo and body mod mag.
//I'll download it though... and scan the 10% "mondo" content I used to enjoy reading when it started out

actually no, just someone brought to my attention by someone i met who had just completed their mtf "transition" i guess you would call it...

body mods (when not in the T class) are kind of a case-by-case for me.  if they're done well, and not for some dipshiat reason, fine...  if you're being an AW, STFU>FO.


OK, Bizarre Mag covered Buck Angel a few years back. I started buying the mag because it had, as I said, "mondo" content - strange cultures, places, rituals, fetish scenes, occasional tattoo and body mod stuff... and of course, lots of nice looking, mostly naked "alt girls". About 3 or 4 years ago, they started shifting to more and more coverage of tattoo/body mod stuff, to the point of extreme AW territory.  If I wanted to buy a mag about body ink and mods, I'd buy a magazine that specializes in that. I didn't have issues with occasional coverage, but it's shifted the 90-10 split the wrong way.

:::sigh::: I was hoping I had found another reader to commiserate with. Heh.

I'll still get it as a PDF download, unfortunately, they are Apple iTunes versions, and they have to cover up the naughty bits. Ugh. The latest issue has 124 pages, about 11 pages have content that is remotely interesting.

So, yeah, lately the articles in Bizarre seem to be mostly attention whores showing off their "body art" (tats, mods, scarification). It's a parody of what it used to be.
 
2013-09-12 11:05:45 PM  

lewismarktwo: I'm pretty sure if you're a man into people who look feminine then you're not 'gay'.

Gay is two lumberjacks farking.

/ahh give it a name


Log jamming?
 
2013-09-12 11:07:25 PM  
img.pandawhale.com
/Oblig
 
2013-09-12 11:08:16 PM  
he's black right? yeah it makes sense... stereotype and all they won't admit being gay even if sleeping with 20 gay men, no way no how they will not admit to it. Kind of like admitting they are the father, 20 kids later and nobody takes responsibility.

/who gives a shiat really, you porked a guys exit door get over it, you are gay
 
2013-09-12 11:10:49 PM  

saywhat: saywhat: Very disappointed in subbys today. One of the most significant events in the history of mankind has occurred and there's been no mention of it on FARK.  A man made object, Voyager I, has left the confines of our solar system!  That's incredible!
And FARK ignores it....very disappointing

Why don't you submit a link with a, decent headline instead of biatching about it you sod?
I did, jackass, hours ago, on the Main page, and was told that someone had already submitted the link and that it was under review.  I guess subby didn't think it was significant enough for the Main page. Apparently it did make it to the Geek page as so kindly pointed out to me above.

timujin...you can just go blow the dj, ok?


memedepot.com
 
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