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(Gawker)   Hot 97 DJ Mister Cee would like you to know that he is not gay, but every now and then, he "gets the urge to have fellatio with a transsexual - a man that looks like a woman." Again, he is not gay "because I haven't penetrated another man"   (gawker.com) divider line 197
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2013-09-12 08:32:17 PM
So he likes the Dixie Chicks?
 
2013-09-12 08:38:17 PM
"Why do all these gay guys keep sucking my dick?!?!?"
 
2013-09-12 08:39:22 PM
So he blows transvestites. I mean, come on, who hasn't, right?


Right?

/I was in the Navy, it doesn't count.
 
2013-09-12 09:48:09 PM

FarkinHostile: So he blows transvestites. I mean, come on, who hasn't, right?


Right?

/I was in the Navy, it doesn't count.


When drinking in NYC many years ago, we'd always have this one guy who had to visit the tunnel rats over on the west side, one time he came running out of a building screaming and said if we ever talked about his experience he'd get even.

/good times
 
2013-09-12 09:52:18 PM

Amos Quito: So he likes the Dixie Chicks?


Hey thought you might find this link interesting, two neuroscientists visit Google to explain why some men like "shemale" porn though they claim to be heterosexual and why women like twilight.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=p-A8GvUehq4

i.imgur.com

http://www.billionwickedthoughts.com/index.html
 
2013-09-12 09:54:24 PM
Men's Night Out!  Men's Night Out!
 
2013-09-12 09:55:06 PM
When will stories of someone's sexual orientation no longer be "news"?
 
2013-09-12 09:55:07 PM
So if you're catching, you're not gay?
 
2013-09-12 09:56:43 PM
Are we past the point where people are required to fit into categories?  Gay, straight, bi, trans, you do what you want to do, as consenting adults do in private, and if at some point in your life switch, maybe temporarily, you should not have to redefine your entire being to fit into some new label. You're still you.

Maybe we need the sexual orientation equivalent of "it's complicated".
 
2013-09-12 09:57:10 PM
Well, he might not be gay, but the odds of him having a case of homosexual fetishism is very low.

To be fair, as well, if the person is transgender, deriving sexual orientation from physical contact as well gets far more complex.

Sexual orientation and sexuality is not a black and white spectrum with a clear dividing line. It's actually pretty damn complex.
 
2013-09-12 09:57:50 PM

findthefish: Men's Night Out!  Men's Night Out!


A mouth is a mouth
 
2013-09-12 09:57:56 PM
But..But..I learned here...You guys told me..It's only gay if the balls touch.
 
2013-09-12 09:58:19 PM
i248.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-12 09:59:16 PM
Trap thread.
 
2013-09-12 09:59:51 PM
I believe Muslims view it the opposite. You're only gay if you're penetrated.
 
2013-09-12 10:01:58 PM
correct me if i'm wrong, but "gay" means you're physically attracted to people of the same sex, right?  if you're a man and you're gay, it means you want to have sex with other men, right?  it doesn't mean you like to stick things in your butt.  you can want to stick things in your butt, that doesn't mean you are physically attracted to men.  and if a transsexual man looks like a woman and you want to have sex with her, doesn't that mean you're straight?  because she looks like a woman?

sexuality is a weird topic, but i get tired of "he looked at a man's balls one time, that means he's totally gay!" comments.
 
2013-09-12 10:02:17 PM
You see if you ask me we're heterosexual by default, not by decision. It's just a question of who you fancy. It's all about aesthetics and it's fark all to do with morality.

But you try telling Begbie that.
 
2013-09-12 10:02:51 PM
It's Putin.
 
2013-09-12 10:04:44 PM

hardinparamedic: Well, he might not be gay, but the odds of him having a case of homosexual fetishism is very low.

To be fair, as well, if the person is transgender, deriving sexual orientation from physical contact as well gets far more complex.

Sexual orientation and sexuality is not a black and white spectrum with a clear dividing line. It's actually pretty damn complex.


I was talking to a friend who had a friend who became a female.  He divorced his wife, and then she married another woman.
Another friend he was friend's with was a gay trucker dude.  He had a sex change and became a lesbian.

Gender confusion, Sexual confusion.  Totally different, and not completely permanent.

/My mind was blown.
 
2013-09-12 10:05:42 PM

JSam21: When will stories of someone's sexual orientation no longer be "news"?


About 4 years ago now its just falls into the celebrity gossip they pretend is news
 
2013-09-12 10:05:59 PM

Molavian: Trap thread.


Welp, nothing to do here!
 
2013-09-12 10:06:09 PM

MrSplifferton: hardinparamedic: Well, he might not be gay, but the odds of him having a case of homosexual fetishism is very low.

To be fair, as well, if the person is transgender, deriving sexual orientation from physical contact as well gets far more complex.

Sexual orientation and sexuality is not a black and white spectrum with a clear dividing line. It's actually pretty damn complex.

I was talking to a friend who had a friend who became a female.  He divorced his wife, and then she married another woman.
Another friend he was friend's with was a gay trucker dude.  He had a sex change and became a lesbian.

Gender confusion, Sexual confusion.  Totally different, and not completely permanent.

/My mind was blown.


Is 'confusion' the wrong way to describe it?  Totally sorry if you were offended by my comments.
 
2013-09-12 10:07:38 PM

Molavian: Trap thread.


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2013-09-12 10:08:06 PM
I think it is cool that this guy is admitting this. There are a lot of people that are curious about transgendered people and some that are even attracted to them yet vilify them openly. I live in a neighborhood that has a large reletive percentage of transsexual and transgendered people and there are some that are very attractive and I think if I managed to grow to fall in love with someone like that I would have to do a little soul searching to see if it was something I would be comfortable pursuing. The thing is though that you can't just be comfortable doing it you have to be comfortable with everyone knowing you are in love with someone TS or TG and this guy has the balls to declare publicly how he feels. He isn't doing it and preaching something else.
 
2013-09-12 10:08:41 PM
cdn2.sbnation.com
 
2013-09-12 10:09:51 PM
plenty of manly football players like the penetrate the end zone, if you know what i mean. but only like half or 3/4 of HS and college players are gay.
 
2013-09-12 10:09:54 PM
It's not gay until you gargle his cum and spit it into another man's mouth.
 
2013-09-12 10:10:54 PM
www.baileyjaygranger.com
 
2013-09-12 10:11:21 PM
s4.favim.com
 
2013-09-12 10:11:57 PM
You know, the dude could really have saved himself some trouble and just out and said that he's bisexual, or whatever instead of getting caught with transexuals and cross dressers to try and hide it. Sure there's folks out there that would look down on him for it, but not as many as will look down on him for being in denial and going for trans and the like. I'm not saying anything about any of that is wrong, just that people will look down on him for trying to hide it in cross dressers and so forth rather than just be open about everything.
 
2013-09-12 10:13:00 PM
img3.rnkr-static.comIt is what it is
 
2013-09-12 10:13:26 PM
NTTAWWT
 
2013-09-12 10:14:47 PM

PC LOAD LETTER: It's not gay until you gargle his cum and spit it into another man's mouth.


But that just means you didn't want to accept it inside your stomach but still didn't want to waste a good load. So still not gay, and also considerate.
 
2013-09-12 10:16:15 PM

edmo: I believe Muslims view it the opposite. You're only gay if you're penetrated.


In the west before around 1900 to 1950 in the the view as well. Meaning it's not so much about acts as rolls, and non-procreative sex was viewed harshly.

So if your on top and you've got your thing in a guys butt that's bad not because it's a guy, but because it's not penis in vagina and it's not your wife. If you're on the bottom it's doubly bad because it's not penis in vagina and your taking on the role of a woman.
 
2013-09-12 10:16:22 PM
Its not gay if youre pitching or only 1 knuckle in.

I knew a post op trans. She was not bad looking and did roller derby. Lost touch after she moved to chicago
 
2013-09-12 10:16:56 PM
Questions?

Why is he resigning?  Because he admitted to sex with transsexuals?  Because he paid for sex?  Did I miss something?  It's 2013 isn't it?

I mean, I've never paid for sex and I've never had sex with a transsexual (that I know of), but I don't exactly feel like either of those things are so horrible that you should resign from being a radio DJ.  I mean, it's not like he's the pope or someone in law enforcement in a jurisdiction where prostitution is illegal.

Food for thought.  If I have sex with a woman who looks like a man, does that suddenly make me straight?
 
2013-09-12 10:17:17 PM

Dingleberry Dickwad: You know, the dude could really have saved himself some trouble and just out and said that he's bisexual, or whatever instead of getting caught with transexuals and cross dressers to try and hide it. Sure there's folks out there that would look down on him for it, but not as many as will look down on him for being in denial and going for trans and the like. I'm not saying anything about any of that is wrong, just that people will look down on him for trying to hide it in cross dressers and so forth rather than just be open about everything.


Not sure what you mean by "hide it in crossdressers".  Are you suggesting he'd really rather be having sex with dudes, but is having sex with tg's as a fall back?
 
2013-09-12 10:17:26 PM

Dingleberry Dickwad: You know, the dude could really have saved himself some trouble and just out and said that he's bisexual, or whatever instead of getting caught with transexuals and cross dressers to try and hide it


I think the problem is that you assume someone would date a transsexual or transgendered because they're "closeted", and comparing them to someone who crossdresses is pretty flawed, dude.

MrSplifferton: Is 'confusion' the wrong way to describe it?  Totally sorry if you were offended by my comments.


Not really offended, just a little confused myself. It's not a "confusion", per say, but rather curious about why you phrase that as such. When it it comes to being transgendered, it's not something that someone can easily get the label of and meet the criteria to transition, especially since it requires living openly as one's gender for up to a year before you can get pharmaceutical or surgical therapy from many legitimate physicians.
 
Skr
2013-09-12 10:17:29 PM
I look forward to welcoming our future pansexual/omnisexual overlords
 
2013-09-12 10:21:03 PM
Hot 97 is so hot, it's flaming!

/nobody cares at all

//stop labeling everything

///slashies!
 
2013-09-12 10:22:19 PM
This reminds me of down-low culture.  It's important to differentiate between gay men and men who have sex with men.

'Gay' carries a cultural connotation with it that many people (especially in the black community) do not identify themselves as being part of.  This has public health implications as many 'men who have sex with men' also have girlfriends and wives.
 
2013-09-12 10:23:00 PM

FrancoFile: "Why do all these gay guys keep sucking my dick?!?!?"


Good one! The Onion, right?
 
2013-09-12 10:24:24 PM

timujin: Dingleberry Dickwad: You know, the dude could really have saved himself some trouble and just out and said that he's bisexual, or whatever instead of getting caught with transexuals and cross dressers to try and hide it. Sure there's folks out there that would look down on him for it, but not as many as will look down on him for being in denial and going for trans and the like. I'm not saying anything about any of that is wrong, just that people will look down on him for trying to hide it in cross dressers and so forth rather than just be open about everything.

Not sure what you mean by "hide it in crossdressers".  Are you suggesting he'd really rather be having sex with dudes, but is having sex with tg's as a fall back?


hardinparamedic: Dingleberry Dickwad: You know, the dude could really have saved himself some trouble and just out and said that he's bisexual, or whatever instead of getting caught with transexuals and cross dressers to try and hide it

I think the problem is that you assume someone would date a transsexual or transgendered because they're "closeted", and comparing them to someone who crossdresses is pretty flawed, dude.


That's just the impression I got from reading his statements like "I know I'm still in denial because I know that I love women - any woman that's been with me knows that I love women - but occasionally I get the urge to have fellatio with a transsexual: a man that looks like a woman. But I'm here saying I'm not gay because I haven't penetrated another man. "

Maybe I'm reading it wrong, but him saying "I'm not gay because I haven't penetrated another man" at the same time he says " I get the urge to have fellatio with a transsexual: a man that looks like a woman. " makes me think that maybe he hasn't come to terms with liking men and goes for the trans and crossdressers because in his mind they're closer to women than men.
 
2013-09-12 10:24:29 PM

cardex: JSam21: When will stories of someone's sexual orientation no longer be "news"?

About 4 years ago now its just falls into the celebrity gossip they pretend is news


pretty much this...  there's so much focus on the T right now, that the Q is getting ignored.  it's "questioning"...  experimenting when you're young, trying alternative fun when you're older...

seriously, so farking what, if you're in the public eye about a random hookup, just say you've played the field a few times, and walk away...

i get that there's alot of "can't have your cake and eat it too" kinda snark directed towards bi folks, but on the other hand, i'm sure there are a number of folks who have a top five celebrity list for both genders...

so why is it a big deal, aside from a potential prostitution charge?  is he a republican?
 
2013-09-12 10:25:07 PM

Skr: I look forward to welcoming our future pansexual/omnisexual overlords


I'm with you, dude or girl or whatever.... they are way overdue!
 
2013-09-12 10:26:03 PM

TheDirtyNacho: This reminds me of down-low culture.  It's important to differentiate between gay men and men who have sex with men.

'Gay' carries a cultural connotation with it that many people (especially in the black community) do not identify themselves as being part of.  This has public health implications as many 'men who have sex with men' also have girlfriends and wives.


*slow clap*

You also have to understand that sort of culture exists outside of the black community, especially in insular fetish communities where there are men who have sex with men as part of a BDSM or power-exchange scenario. In these cases, there is less of an emotional or physical connection based on the virtue of them being the same or opposite sex, and more to do with emasculation, humiliation, and loss of control.
 
2013-09-12 10:26:47 PM

enderthexenocide: if you're a man and you're gay, it means you want to have sex with other men, right?  it doesn't mean you like to stick things in your butt.  you can want to stick things in your butt, that doesn't mean you are physically attracted to men.


Orson Scott Card-derived username, strong indications of anal fetish... but you want us to think you're  not so far back in the closet there's a faun and a lamppost?

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-09-12 10:27:24 PM

Dingleberry Dickwad: Maybe I'm reading it wrong, but him saying "I'm not gay because I haven't penetrated another man" at the same time he says " I get the urge to have fellatio with a transsexual: a man that looks like a woman. " makes me think that maybe he hasn't come to terms with liking men and goes for the trans and crossdressers because in his mind they're closer to women than men.


Thank you for clarifying that statement. It just sounded suspiciously like a loaded statement that is common when transgenders are mentioned on FARK.
 
2013-09-12 10:28:32 PM

MrHappyRotter: Questions?

Why is he resigning?  Because he admitted to sex with transsexuals?   Because he paid for sex?  Did I miss something?  It's 2013 isn't it?


pretty sure that's it.

Food for thought.  If I have sex with a woman who looks like a man, does that suddenly make me straight?


can we please leave buck angel out of this?
 
2013-09-12 10:30:03 PM
Very disappointed in subbys today. One of the most significant events in the history of mankind has occurred and there's been no mention of it on FARK.  A man made object, Voyager I, has left the confines of our solar system!  That's incredible!
And FARK ignores it....very disappointing
 
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