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(411Mania)   If a wrestling promotion puts on a television program and no one watches, does it really exist? The answer and more in tonight's TNA Impact - No Surrender thread (9 PM eastern, Spike)   (411mania.com) divider line 71
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2013-09-12 05:11:53 PM

TNA brings us "No Surrender" LIVE on Spike TV tonight; a fitting opportunity to crown a new Global Legendary Television Champion of the World! :-)


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Good luck tonight, fWc FARKers! :-)
 
2013-09-12 05:13:28 PM
Fresh from Jerry Jones' owner box, the Hulkster's begging for Tom Brady to blow out the Jets quick so that somebody might be watching tonight, BROTHER.
 
2013-09-12 06:04:37 PM
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2013-09-12 06:17:17 PM
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LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT NEGATIVE RATINGS, BROTHER.  ME AND THE BOYS HERE AT TNA DIDN'T KNOW A NIELSEN RATING COULD GO BELOW ZERO, DUDE.  MATH WAS NEVER OUR STRONG SUIT AT IMPACT WRESTLING, BROTHER.  BUT WE DON'T CARE ABOUT MATH.  WE CARE ABOUT GIVING YOU THE BEST WRESTLING SHOW ON TELEVISION, AND THAT'S WHAT IMPACT WRESTLING IS GONNA GIVE YOU TONIGHT.  WE GOT A.J. STYLES FOR ABOUT ANOTHER MONTH.  AND WE GOT, WE GOT ERIC BISCHOFF.  YEAH, BROTHER.  ERIC BISCHOFF IS THE FUTURE OF THIS BUSINESS, BUT NOT TONIGHT.  BECAUSE TONIGHT, WE'RE GONNA GIVE YOU THE BIGGEST MAIN EVENT IN THE HISTORY OF THIS BUSINESS, AND WE CAN'T TELL YOU WHAT IT IS BECAUSE WE DON'T KNOW WHO'S GONNA BE THERE, BROTHER.  IMPACT WRESTLING ONLY HAS ENOUGH MONEY FOR FOUR MORE PLANE TICKETS, AND WHEN ERIC ASKED ME WHO WAS GONNA BE ON TONIGHT'S SHOW, I SAID "AMUSE ME, BROTHER".  SO YOU COULD HAVE VELVET SKY VERSUS ABYSS TONIGHT FOR ALL I KNOW, AND IF THAT'S THE MAIN EVENT, THEN IT'S JUST THE MATCH TO GIVE THIS BUSINESS A SHOT IN THE ARM.  THAT'S WHAT MAKES IMPACT WRESTLING SPECIAL, 'CAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW WHO'S GONNA SHOW UP.  AND THAT'S ALL I GOT TO SAY, BECAUSE THIS MICROPHONE'S GOTTA BE BACK TO THE THRIFT SHOP BY TOMORROW MORNING.  SO WHATCHA GONNA DO, WHEN THE LADY OF GOD THRIFT SHOP AND ALL ITS DOLLAR-MANIACS, RUN WILD, ON YOU???/?
 
2013-09-12 06:42:40 PM
If someone surrenders at No Surrender, does a tree falling in the woods make a sound?
 
2013-09-12 06:57:13 PM
LOLTNA

It would be funny as shiat if it wasn't killing the careers of the talent
 
2013-09-12 07:15:16 PM

cman: LOLTNA

It would be funny as shiat if it wasn't killing the careers of the talent


What career would most of them have without TNA?

Vince wouldn't have the majority of them for one reason or another. ROH? Well, they would make more money than in bingo halls.
 
2013-09-12 08:25:10 PM
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2013-09-12 08:45:18 PM
Only VS matters
 
2013-09-12 08:46:25 PM
Yup, I have a feeling that going against the NFL for the next 13 weeks isn't going to do wonders for the long term financial viability of TNA
 
2013-09-12 08:49:56 PM

Representative of the unwashed masses: Yup, I have a feeling that going against the NFL for the next 13 weeks being managed by most of the same people who torpedoed WCW isn't going to do wonders for the long term financial viability of TNA


FTFY
 
2013-09-12 08:58:33 PM

bluorangefyre: Representative of the unwashed masses: Yup, I have a feeling that going against the NFL for the next 13 weeks being managed by most of the same people who torpedoed WCW isn't going to do wonders for the long term financial viability of TNA

FTFY


Can't it be both?
 
2013-09-12 08:59:35 PM
The Man of a Hundred Dollars is in the Impact Zone!
 
2013-09-12 09:02:43 PM
I know its not going to happen, but I really hope Jim Ross shows up to give a big ol FU to Vince and Hunter
 
2013-09-12 09:03:43 PM
sobrul28 IS IN THE IMPACT ZONE

And so is biker girl Tessmacher.  Sigh.
 
2013-09-12 09:07:27 PM
One of your brothers BROTHER
 
2013-09-12 09:07:37 PM
I'm starting to feel bad for everybody involved in this.
 
2013-09-12 09:10:00 PM
Wow. The crowd is SILENT.
 
2013-09-12 09:10:43 PM
Anderson-Bully Last Man Standing

Hulk overdosing on the brothers, BROTHER
 
2013-09-12 09:10:45 PM
So I guess Aces and Eights is done
 
2013-09-12 09:12:05 PM
And now AJ's awkward entrance.
 
2013-09-12 09:12:45 PM
If AJ rediscovered the power of positive thinking, just cut this emo crap entirely and go with "I Am" exclusively.
 
2013-09-12 09:18:36 PM
Did he just get on the wrong top rope?
 
2013-09-12 09:22:02 PM
AJ got knocked loopy and walked out of range.
 
2013-09-12 09:23:35 PM
AJ writing a poem about a potato
 
2013-09-12 09:28:37 PM
sloooowest spriiiingbooooard eeeeever.
 
2013-09-12 09:31:44 PM
Styles did that Styles Clash off the ropes quite a bit better than Cena at SummerSlam, lol

Styles to the BFG finals.
 
2013-09-12 09:32:12 PM
Crowd finally woke up for the turnbuckle Styles Clash
 
2013-09-12 09:46:09 PM
BAH GAWD KING, HE'S RETIRED. THAT MAN HAS A FAMILY HE CAN SPEND TIME WITH

/disappointed my JR headline went red.
 
2013-09-12 09:46:13 PM
Styles vs. Magnus in the BFG finals
 
2013-09-12 09:50:35 PM

TheManofPA: BAH GAWD KING, HE'S RETIRED. THAT MAN HAS A FAMILY HE CAN SPEND TIME WITH

/disappointed my JR headline went red.


It was what was best for business.
 
2013-09-12 09:52:29 PM
Well, we're behind on paying talent, but check Dixie's weave!
 
2013-09-12 09:58:03 PM

Representative of the unwashed masses: TheManofPA: BAH GAWD KING, HE'S RETIRED. THAT MAN HAS A FAMILY HE CAN SPEND TIME WITH

/disappointed my JR headline went red.

It was what was best for business.


Need more ahs.
 
2013-09-12 10:01:24 PM
No more Tito and Rampage? eh no big loss
 
2013-09-12 10:01:47 PM
Bully vs. Anderson time.
 
2013-09-12 10:02:53 PM

Sbdolan: No more Tito and Rampage? eh no big loss


Pretty sure it's just for tonite (therefore most likely next weeks show too)
 
2013-09-12 10:04:11 PM
Anderson probably does want Brooke too, why's that a bad thing.
 
2013-09-12 10:14:48 PM

Polartank13: Sbdolan: No more Tito and Rampage? eh no big loss

Pretty sure it's just for tonite (therefore most likely next weeks show too)


Dixie mentioned something about the lawyers not letting them appear anymore
 
2013-09-12 10:20:39 PM
Bully retains
 
2013-09-12 10:21:26 PM

Sbdolan: Polartank13: Sbdolan: No more Tito and Rampage? eh no big loss

Pretty sure it's just for tonite (therefore most likely next weeks show too)

Dixie mentioned something about the lawyers not letting them appear anymore


Eh, then like you said...no big loss
 
2013-09-12 10:28:07 PM
Just wondering, is there going to be a Smackdown thread this week?  I was at the taping and it was a pretty good show and the crowd was a lot of fun.  Also for anyone who watches Main Event, Cesaro had a match and we got another prolonged giant swing.
 
2013-09-12 10:29:01 PM
No smackdown threads unless its live. Ill be at Raw monday myself. not sure if looking forward
 
2013-09-12 10:34:21 PM
Come on, guys

How can you watch this kind of crap?
 
2013-09-12 10:35:07 PM

Sbdolan: No smackdown threads unless its live. Ill be at Raw monday myself. not sure if looking forward


Makes sense.  I'm back on nights now so I'm going to miss Raw, but I also have that sinking feeling.
 
2013-09-12 10:38:33 PM

cman: Come on, guys

How can you watch this kind of crap?


Because f*ck you, that's why.


/somebody had to do it
 
2013-09-12 10:42:11 PM

Flappyhead: Sbdolan: No smackdown threads unless its live. Ill be at Raw monday myself. not sure if looking forward

Makes sense.  I'm back on nights now so I'm going to miss Raw, but I also have that sinking feeling.


Im sure its just going to be rematches from the ppv with the heels winning all the matches and retaining all the belts.
 
2013-09-12 10:45:33 PM

Sbdolan: Flappyhead: Sbdolan: No smackdown threads unless its live. Ill be at Raw monday myself. not sure if looking forward

Makes sense.  I'm back on nights now so I'm going to miss Raw, but I also have that sinking feeling.

Im sure its just going to be rematches from the ppv with the heels winning all the matches and retaining all the belts.


Or an endless series of promos and run-ins.
 
2013-09-12 10:46:22 PM

Sbdolan: Flappyhead: Sbdolan: No smackdown threads unless its live. Ill be at Raw monday myself. not sure if looking forward

Makes sense.  I'm back on nights now so I'm going to miss Raw, but I also have that sinking feeling.

Im sure its just going to be rematches from the ppv with the heels winning all the matches and retaining all the belts.


You could always pray to your chosen diety that it gets the WM treatment. Basically make NoC be hell and awful and then have DBD pull a Foley where he puts Steph in the Labell Lock until he gets his rematch, then he wins the title as Christian, an Edge who magically can take a bump or two, Ziggler, and Golddust all help him
 
2013-09-12 10:48:07 PM
They hit Magnus first.  AJ wins via DQ.

/hey, RULES
 
2013-09-12 10:51:38 PM

robsul82: They hit Magnus first.  AJ wins via DQ.

/hey, RULES


Wait, no.  Magnus wins via DQ, derrrr.
 
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