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(SacBee)   Minivan carrying clowns crashes. Dozens of casualties expected   (sacbee.com) divider line 33
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2013-09-12 09:43:48 PM  
Relevant Perry Bible Fellowship: http://www.pbfcomics.com/258/
 
2013-09-12 09:46:39 PM  
the driver, 83-year-old James Billingsley of York

Alas.
 
2013-09-12 09:47:54 PM  
Wait a minute, there's a "clown car" link on the main page that has nothing to do with Octomom or the Duggar family.

I am very confused.
 
2013-09-12 09:48:44 PM  
Send in the ambulances.
 
2013-09-12 09:50:46 PM  
Seatbelts:  How the fark do they work?

/wrong kind of clown i guess
 
2013-09-12 09:51:15 PM  

Cybernetic: Wait a minute, there's a "clown car" link on the main page that has nothing to do with Octomom or the Duggar family.

I am very confused.


It's a minivan, not a vagina.
 
2013-09-12 09:56:16 PM  
"GO BACK AND GET SOME MORE STRETCHERS! WE'RE RUNNING OUT!"
 
2013-09-12 10:02:08 PM  

Grumpy Cat: Send in the ambulances.


I'm ON MY WAY!

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2013-09-12 10:03:03 PM  

cc_rider: Cybernetic: Wait a minute, there's a "clown car" link on the main page that has nothing to do with Octomom or the Duggar family.

I am very confused.

It's a minivan, not a vagina.


Thread over.
 
2013-09-12 10:05:06 PM  
funnycatwallpapers.com
 
2013-09-12 10:12:18 PM  
We need a Clownshoes tag
 
2013-09-12 10:13:01 PM  
 
2013-09-12 10:36:30 PM  
Broken humerus?
 
2013-09-12 10:38:25 PM  
You can't makeup stuff like this, its just not funny
 
2013-09-12 10:46:40 PM  
Putting the "fun" back in funeral.
 
2013-09-12 10:51:04 PM  
The victims were observed to be frantically running around the disabled vehicle, honking horns and wearing very large shoes.
 
2013-09-12 10:52:17 PM  
Cant sleep clowns will eat me
 
2013-09-12 11:05:04 PM  

NomadEngineer: Relevant Perry Bible Fellowship: http://www.pbfcomics.com/258/


That exactly what I imagined. Brilliant.
 
2013-09-12 11:07:23 PM  
My CSB:

This was the Sunday before the Columbine shootings. Torrential downpour! I was on my way to a gig. My parents had sold my car the while I was touring with Ringling the previous year, so I was borrowing my dad's car, his red 1988 Nissan 300ZX. The one I actually picked out when I was thirteen thinking that I would get that car when I was older! So I get onto I-64 and I see smoke coming up from the gearshift. I pull over to the side of the road and realized I had no brakes! Coast to a stop when I see flames erupting from under the hood. I think to myself should I just get out now OR grab my stuff and get out. As my income was tied to the stuff in the car, I grabbed it and ran. Got ten feet when the whole front in when BOOM! Now here I am in full clown garb, soaking wet, watching my dad's pride and joy burn away. Turns out it was a fuel injector leak.

/Kick to the teeth: Two days later we get a recall notice in the mail about fuel injectors going bad.
 
2013-09-12 11:09:25 PM  
Did it look like this?

This video desperately needs a counter with a "ding" noise for everyone that climbs out.
 
2013-09-12 11:13:16 PM  

LesserEvil: Did it look like this?

This video desperately needs a counter with a "ding" noise for everyone that climbs out.


Sadly hilarious. I was silently screaming at them to split up while watching it.
 
2013-09-13 12:15:43 AM  
One year, our local parade had a tragic accident. A car full of clowns got into the middle of the Shriners. They started their routine before realizing the clowns were there and just took them out. There was clown white and floppy shoes everywhere.

/I still can't look at a fez without getting sad.
 
2013-09-13 12:59:58 AM  

Good Behavior Day: One year, our local parade had a tragic accident. A car full of clowns got into the middle of the Shriners. They started their routine before realizing the clowns were there and just took them out. There was clown white and floppy shoes everywhere.

/I still can't look at a fez without getting sad.


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2013-09-13 01:20:58 AM  

Good Behavior Day: One year, our local parade had a tragic accident. A car full of clowns got into the middle of the Shriners. They started their routine before realizing the clowns were there and just took them out. There was clown white and floppy shoes everywhere.

/I still can't look at a fez without getting sad.


Well, you just can't do it without your fez on
 
2013-09-13 01:32:48 AM  

Richard_The_Clown: My CSB:

This was the Sunday before the Columbine shootings. Torrential downpour! I was on my way to a gig. My parents had sold my car the while I was touring with Ringling the previous year, so I was borrowing my dad's car, his red 1988 Nissan 300ZX. The one I actually picked out when I was thirteen thinking that I would get that car when I was older! So I get onto I-64 and I see smoke coming up from the gearshift. I pull over to the side of the road and realized I had no brakes! Coast to a stop when I see flames erupting from under the hood. I think to myself should I just get out now OR grab my stuff and get out. As my income was tied to the stuff in the car, I grabbed it and ran. Got ten feet when the whole front in when BOOM! Now here I am in full clown garb, soaking wet, watching my dad's pride and joy burn away. Turns out it was a fuel injector leak.

/Kick to the teeth: Two days later we get a recall notice in the mail about fuel injectors going bad.


By Jove, I LOVE Fark.
 
2013-09-13 01:34:10 AM  
 
2013-09-13 01:34:45 AM  
Dozens of casualties expected

Good!
 
2013-09-13 02:29:44 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-13 02:42:25 AM  
at the wheel

confusedmatthew.com
 
2013-09-13 08:01:33 AM  

Mr. Ekshun: [i.imgur.com image 576x324]


What the hell?
 
2013-09-13 08:11:17 AM  
Dammit. I was hoping for a lot of dismembered and maimed clowns.

I HATE YOU CLOWNS. I HATE YOU!!!!!
 
2013-09-13 10:01:39 AM  
Seems reasonable to me.
 
2013-09-13 10:42:54 AM  

LlamaGirl: I HATE YOU CLOWNS. I HATE YOU!!!!!


But clowns love you soooo much...

i.imgur.com
 
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