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(Tulsa World)   Woman tells Animal Welfare that without her army of dogs, she'll only have her gun to protect her. DOG ARMY   ( tulsaworld.com) divider line
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2013-09-12 05:01:21 PM  
"They would bark if someone stopped in front of my fence to let me know someone was there," she said. "Now it will happen. Someone will break in, and I'm scared. I'll have to get my gun. It didn't have to happen with my dogs here."

*anxiously awaits follow-up story next week*
 
2013-09-12 05:20:18 PM  
Where is your dog now?
 
2013-09-12 05:34:14 PM  
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2013-09-12 05:36:11 PM  
Is this the precursor to the DOGSTORM that Hodgman warned us about?
 
2013-09-12 05:36:25 PM  
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2013-09-12 05:38:00 PM  

blatz514: [img01.militaryblog.jp image 450x331]


I love that German Shepherd (or Belgian Malinois?) so much.

Also, FTFA: "She told us she had 30 dogs (on Monday), so when we took 25 from her, we thought we had it all."

Tulsa Animal Welfare needs to brush up on their math skills.

And again FTFA: "The dogs were all healthy and well-fed".

Whew. At least for that. And I think that's the first time I've seen that in an animal hoarding case.
 
2013-09-12 05:38:01 PM  
I want an army of dogs.
 
2013-09-12 05:39:21 PM  
Dog army sounds nice, until you send 'em against bear cavalry.  Then you're on the run and you want your own bear cavalry on top of it.  Why is the senate ignoring the problems of bear cavalry proliferation?

/training 2 cubs now
 
2013-09-12 05:41:10 PM  
i want an army of gods. or a god named mary. dyslexia sucks.
 
2013-09-12 05:41:31 PM  
Dog Army. I'm so screwed all this time building my Cat Navy.
 
2013-09-12 05:41:39 PM  
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Prefers an army of humans.

/SQUIRREL!!
 
2013-09-12 05:41:41 PM  
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2013-09-12 05:42:17 PM  
*sigh*  Hoarders...

Listen lady, dogs are like any security system.  You need a audible alarm (the loud) and you need some force to back it up. (the bitey)

Loud:

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Bitey:

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2013-09-12 05:42:30 PM  

Cpl.D: Dog army sounds nice, until you send 'em against bear cavalry.  Then you're on the run and you want your own bear cavalry on top of it.  Why is the senate ignoring the problems of bear cavalry proliferation?

/training 2 cubs now


Cpl. sounds like he knows what he's talking about. Besides, he's a Cpl. I trust him.
 
2013-09-12 05:44:06 PM  
Come in Dogfort ...
 
2013-09-12 05:45:31 PM  
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2013-09-12 05:45:41 PM  
I tried to raise an army of cats, but I ended up with an air force.

Ie, they look the part but just sat around all day doing nothing. They wouldn't even walk down the hallway to the kitrine, but would instead wait to catch a ride on the Roomba.
 
2013-09-12 05:46:06 PM  
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2013-09-12 05:46:19 PM  
Imagine how much humping goes on in a dog army.

/The biatch left 20 minutes ago. They couldn't care less.
 
2013-09-12 05:46:20 PM  
In the dog army we do more ball licking before 9am than most dogs do all day.
 
2013-09-12 05:46:24 PM  
Nope. Not enlisting.
 
2013-09-12 05:48:49 PM  
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2013-09-12 05:50:32 PM  
When the government starts making armies of dogs illegal, only criminals will have armies of dogs!

/was also going to go with "Pry my army of dogs from my cold dead hands!"
 
2013-09-12 05:54:59 PM  
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2013-09-12 05:59:26 PM  
Were they ready to fight alongside their col-o-nel, and give their five bucks to the Homestarmy if it comes do that?
 
2013-09-12 06:09:47 PM  
My advice, lady? Shoot anything that moves.
 
2013-09-12 06:13:50 PM  
And if you complain once more, you'll meet an army of dogs
 
2013-09-12 06:19:07 PM  
But what about the bees?
 
2013-09-12 06:20:58 PM  

Cagey B: "They would bark if someone stopped in front of my fence to let me know someone was there," she said. "Now it will happen. Someone will break in, and I'm scared. I'll have to get my gun. It didn't have to happen with my dogs here."

*anxiously awaits follow-up story next week*


Some poor pizza boy or mailman is going to get his ass blown off when the first person in a decade rings that doorbell.
 
2013-09-12 06:24:49 PM  
Kuta:

Very good scene...
 
2013-09-12 06:37:29 PM  

wraithmare: But what about the bees?


upload.wikimedia.org

The bees are in the navy.
 
2013-09-12 06:49:49 PM  
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/nerd
 
2013-09-12 07:08:55 PM  
Pretty sure the counter to an army of dogs is Michael Vick
 
2013-09-12 07:11:21 PM  
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2013-09-12 07:17:48 PM  

<p>From TFA:


The woman was able to keep one dog, an older black female Chihuahua-mix named Ebie.
Wait...she's worried about home defense and she kept a friggin chihuahua? She better hope they're awfully small burglars.
 
2013-09-12 07:19:46 PM  

Kuta: [img.gawkerassets.com image 850x478]


Umm... You know what your handle means in Hindi?
 
2013-09-12 07:23:49 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-12 07:25:25 PM  

blatz514: [img01.militaryblog.jp image 450x331]


"I love the smell of napalm and burnt kitty fur in the morning."
 
2013-09-12 07:28:03 PM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: s18.postimg.org


WHATEVER FARM ANIMAL OF WAR, LANA!
 
2013-09-12 07:47:59 PM  
Heh.
upload.wikimedia.org
The logistician's Bible.
 
2013-09-12 07:56:30 PM  
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2013-09-12 07:57:28 PM  
Sniper 6, reporting.
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2013-09-12 08:04:40 PM  

Cagey B: "They would bark if someone stopped in front of my fence to let me know someone was there," she said. "Now it will happen. Someone will break in, and I'm scared. I'll have to get my gun. It didn't have to happen with my dogs here."

*anxiously awaits follow-up story next week*


Considering every single house in the neighborhood has been robbed but hers, sadly, me too. Where's Zimmerman when you need him?
 
2013-09-12 08:39:16 PM  
 
2013-09-12 08:58:23 PM  

SearchN: Prefers an army of humans.

/SQUIRREL!!


Wow, I didn't know we were letting people into the army with seeing-eye-dogs now.  The ADA has gone a little overboard, don't you think?
 
2013-09-12 09:14:47 PM  

HoratioGates: SearchN: Prefers an army of humans.

/SQUIRREL!!

Wow, I didn't know we were letting people into the army with seeing-eye-dogs now.  The ADA has gone a little overboard, don't you think?


Someone has to catch the bullets.. I am sure his friends will tell him when he does.
 
2013-09-12 09:16:04 PM  
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2013-09-12 09:22:35 PM  

Arachnophobe: Whew. At least for that. And I think that's the first time I've seen that in an animal hoarding case.


Yeah, that line shocked me as well.  I mean, she even knew all their lineages.

As for the math skills, 5 dogs is a more or less 'sane enough' number of dogs.  Excluding puppies I think the most my family's ever had was 4.  The minimum is normally 2.
 
2013-09-12 09:58:26 PM  

Firethorn: Arachnophobe: Whew. At least for that. And I think that's the first time I've seen that in an animal hoarding case.

Yeah, that line shocked me as well.  I mean, she even knew all their lineages.

As for the math skills, 5 dogs is a more or less 'sane enough' number of dogs.  Excluding puppies I think the most my family's ever had was 4.  The minimum is normally 2.


Pretty much, on both counts. We have 5 critters at the moment (3 cats, 2 dogs), and that's the limit. It's not fair to the critters if they can't get individual attention, and you just can't provide that when you have too many. How did she even take them all for walks?
 
2013-09-12 11:09:17 PM  
I love this thread so much. I giggled til I farted after seeing the chia pet/ghillie suit dog. My coworkers think I'm off my rocker.
 
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