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(Phoenix New Times)   Sorry about that whole bloody-diarrhea thing. How about a free burrito?   (blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com) divider line 84
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2013-09-12 02:07:46 PM  
Sorry, Making Runs For The Border cannot be used as your new slogan.`
 
2013-09-12 03:12:35 PM  
The only thing that disturbs me about this article is that it reminded me that I actually own a copy of  Talking Dirty With The Queen of Clean.

She's the woman featured in the ad.  Sadly the book wasn't the erotic bombshell I was hoping for but rather offered advice on how to remove stains with common household materials.  Actually it came in handy later but I don't want to talk about it.
 
2013-09-12 03:31:35 PM  
Fool me twice, shame on me.
 
2013-09-12 03:31:36 PM  
Shiat yeah!
 
2013-09-12 03:33:10 PM  
Chipotlaway?
 
2013-09-12 03:33:36 PM  
 
2013-09-12 03:34:19 PM  
Federaeces restaurant
 
2013-09-12 03:34:49 PM  
www.eatmedaily.com
 
2013-09-12 03:37:07 PM  
How about no.
 
2013-09-12 03:37:43 PM  
I love how we are willing to accept a case of the squirts from Taco Bell or White Castle, but if any other eating establishment gets in on the act, we go ballistic.
 
2013-09-12 03:38:33 PM  
cdn.firstwefeast.com
 
hej
2013-09-12 03:39:34 PM  
So they're going to compensate victims with more bloody-diarrhea?
 
2013-09-12 03:40:18 PM  

hej: So they're going to compensate victims with more bloody-diarrhea?


That's the joke.
 
2013-09-12 03:40:55 PM  
+1 for the asinine tag
 
2013-09-12 03:40:59 PM  
Has anyone done a GIS for bloody-diarrhea.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-09-12 03:41:43 PM  
Sorry about that whole bloody-diarrhea thing. How about a free burrito?
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-09-12 03:43:21 PM  
Chipotle.... lawsuit.... bloody undies.. theres a joke in there... I'm to busy listening to the new Sabbath album 13 to try.
 
2013-09-12 03:44:08 PM  

highendmighty: Chipotlaway?


Shiatpotle?
 
2013-09-12 03:45:02 PM  
There was something in the air that night
That didn't sit quite right, Federico
 
2013-09-12 03:48:27 PM  
 
2013-09-12 03:49:42 PM  
I call it my "butt period"
 
2013-09-12 03:49:52 PM  
Is this the burrito or the diarrhea?

www.federicosmexicanfood.com

Trick question! It's both!
 
2013-09-12 03:50:52 PM  

Matthew Keene: I love how we are willing to accept a case of the squirts from Taco Bell or White Castle.


You're..........okay with that?
 
2013-09-12 03:52:36 PM  
Lord. do I have to do everything here?

"I got food poisoning from a Chipotle restaurant burrito once. I remember sitting on the toilet,
gripping tight onto the seat so I wouldn't fly off from the sheer jet propulsion. Screaming
as brown cider slime erupted from my leather cheerio, offering prayers to any god or being willing
to grant me surcease or the cold final embrace of death itself. Eventually, I slipped into madness
as endless volleys of greenish viscous horror unleashed from my bowels, blasting like a hellish condemned
freight train through my excruciating tiny butt-gate. I recall with each fresh explosion of agonized
Lovecraftian goo, fresh from my flaming ass-portal I would scream "CHIPOTLEEEEEE!!!" in a tone that
was an unholy mix of mortal fear, humiliation and a deep accusatory boom.
You know, I don't even remember why I told this story. What were we talking about again?"
 
2013-09-12 03:53:16 PM  

FarkingReading: Is this the burrito or the diarrhea?

[www.federicosmexicanfood.com image 850x533]

Trick question! It's both!


ew. But don't judge food by the way it looks. Best soup I ever had looked like a bowl of bird puke.
 
2013-09-12 03:53:40 PM  
Their food photog sucks.
 
2013-09-12 03:53:50 PM  
Drove by there last week and had to do a double-take when I saw a kid holding a sign advertising Free Food on the 16th.

The drive-through lane at Frederico's was always packed.  Any time we drove through the parking lot, my wife would usually make a comment about how gross the food must be, despite the line of customers.  Neither of us ever tried it, and good thing; she was definitely on to something.
 
2013-09-12 03:54:12 PM  

brap: The only thing that disturbs me about this article is that it reminded me that I actually own a copy of  Talking Dirty With The Queen of Clean.

She's the woman featured in the ad.  Sadly the book wasn't the erotic bombshell I was hoping for but rather offered advice on how to remove stains with common household materials.  Actually it came in handy later but I don't want to talk about it.


I'm not sure how a reporter from the New Times isn't familiar with here. She's been on TV around these parts for +15 years....
 
2013-09-12 03:54:19 PM  
Do I need a doctor's note as proof or will a sample of the bloody diarrhea be redeemable for the free burrito?
 
2013-09-12 03:55:40 PM  
Eat half the burrito and stuff the other half up your tooter like a tampon.
 
2013-09-12 03:56:09 PM  
Wouldn't you be just a little hesitant about eating at a place called Federico's?
focusfeaturesmedia.com
 
2013-09-12 03:56:43 PM  
i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-09-12 03:57:08 PM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Matthew Keene: I love how we are willing to accept a case of the squirts from Taco Bell or White Castle.

You're..........okay with that?


You are usually intoxicated, and you accept that unrelenting diarrhea will result. So yes, you accept it. With White Castle, I like seeing the little caramelized onions in your poop.
 
2013-09-12 04:02:28 PM  

Maud Dib: [www.eatmedaily.com image 540x201]




Came for this, leaving satisfied.
 
2013-09-12 04:03:14 PM  

vudukungfu: Their food photog sucks.



I think I place more blame on their food prep/quality than on the photog.

If you're given a piece of shiat to photograph, it's not going to look like filet mignon.
 
2013-09-12 04:03:59 PM  
It is a known fact that over 99% of people who eat at Taco Bell and/or Chipotle experience copious bloody diarrhea on a regular basis.
 
2013-09-12 04:05:29 PM  
img5.joyreactor.com
 
2013-09-12 04:06:29 PM  

Matthew Keene: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Matthew Keene: I love how we are willing to accept a case of the squirts from Taco Bell or White Castle.

You're..........okay with that?

You are usually intoxicated, and you accept that unrelenting diarrhea will result. So yes, you accept it. With White Castle, I like seeing the little caramelized onions in your poop.


O_O
 
Al!
2013-09-12 04:07:44 PM  

Matthew Keene: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Matthew Keene: I love how we are willing to accept a case of the squirts from Taco Bell or White Castle.

You're..........okay with that?

You are usually intoxicated, and you accept that unrelenting diarrhea will result. So yes, you accept it. With White Castle, I like seeing the little caramelized onions in your poop.


QUIT LOOKING AT MY POOP!
 
Al!
2013-09-12 04:09:08 PM  
I want your skull:
O_O

Curses!  Foiled again!

/took 90 seconds too long reading the thread...
 
2013-09-12 04:11:23 PM  

Al!: I want your skull:
O_O

Curses!  Foiled again!

/took 90 seconds too long reading the thread...


i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-12 04:12:35 PM  
Matthew Keene: I like seeing the little caramelized onions in your poop.


Why are you looking at my poop?
 
2013-09-12 04:12:48 PM  
lol gringos trying to make real Mexican food.
 
2013-09-12 04:15:10 PM  

Al!: I want your skull:
O_O

Curses!  Foiled again!

/took 90 seconds too long reading the thread...


crap.  I was 5 minutes late.
 
2013-09-12 04:16:53 PM  
It could have reopened quietly, hoping that people would eventually forget, or do that. A restaurant is kind of limited in the kind of things it can do to re-acquire its clientele.
 
2013-09-12 04:17:26 PM  
Why do I get the weird feeling somebody is looking at my poop?

HEY!
 
2013-09-12 04:19:53 PM  
This is important.  What kind of burrito?
 
2013-09-12 04:23:22 PM  
"COME BACK ON US!"

Gee, that's just what that burrito did on me.
 
2013-09-12 04:27:56 PM  

FarkingReading: I think I place more blame on their food prep/quality than on the photog.


agreed, it's just that the colors look  like out of the 1970s.
Sun faded.

But I stay away from already chewed food as a rule.
Too many surfactant areas that bacteria can land/breed on.
 
2013-09-12 04:29:04 PM  
Filiberto's is still okay though, right?

/already know the answer
//"as long as there hasn't been an ICE raid recently"
///slashies come in threes
 
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