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(Guardian)   So, it looks like British Pizza is a thing now   (theguardian.com) divider line 178
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2013-09-12 02:18:01 PM  
I would be interested to see how flavorless they can make it.
 
2013-09-12 02:23:04 PM  
Blood pudding pizza.  Yum!
 
2013-09-12 02:25:35 PM  
New Papa Nigel's Bangers and Mash pizza!
 
2013-09-12 02:38:07 PM  
I have a good friend in Sweden, they put tuna on theirs.  Doesn't sound horrible, just weird.  Bone marrow though, that's horrible AND weird.
 
2013-09-12 02:42:20 PM  
How do you boil dough?
 
2013-09-12 02:47:15 PM  
I never had pineapple on a pizza until I had it from my aunt in Dublin's favourite pizza place.

And they used cheddar cheese......

brr.....
 
2013-09-12 02:49:15 PM  
It's got to be better than that New York cardboard crap.
 
2013-09-12 02:49:44 PM  
It's got curry on it, right?
 
2013-09-12 02:50:05 PM  

FrancoFile: How do you boil dough?


Isn't that how pretzels are made?
 
2013-09-12 02:50:41 PM  

URAPNIS: It's got to be better than that New York cardboard crap.


And we're off and running....
 
2013-09-12 02:51:04 PM  
mmm kidney pizza pie
 
2013-09-12 02:51:58 PM  

UrukHaiGuyz: FrancoFile: How do you boil dough?

Isn't that how pretzels are made?


and bagels
 
2013-09-12 02:52:35 PM  

URAPNIS: It's got to be better than that New York cardboard crap.


Good try, Alabama.  I'm sure the pizza in Times Square did suck.
 
2013-09-12 02:52:54 PM  
Those are all fine examples of pizza toppings.  Just keep off the damn pineapple!
 
2013-09-12 02:53:00 PM  

URAPNIS: It's got to be better than that New York cardboard crap.


8/10.  You're gonna get a ton of bites.  If this had been a Deli sandwich thread you'd have got the full 10 points, and probably your house torched, as well.
 
2013-09-12 02:53:20 PM  

Is it better than Ohio-style?
 
2013-09-12 02:53:26 PM  

ChrisDe: URAPNIS: It's got to be better than that New York cardboard crap.

And we're off and running....


Hey!  I'm a proud NJ pizza snob, and I will be the first to admit that well-made Chicago deep-dish is among
the yummiest of foods around.

Its not pizza to be sure, but it is damn tasty.
 
2013-09-12 02:53:36 PM  
Bland, burned in some places and uncooked in others. So they're just heating up cheap frozen pizzas?
 
2013-09-12 02:54:40 PM  
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2013-09-12 02:54:59 PM  
As long as you don't put slices of hard boiled egg on it, I can prolly hang

/that was across the Atlantic, many moons ago
 
2013-09-12 02:55:12 PM  
I had something labelled pizza in England once about...*sob*...twenty years ago.  A round piece of cardboard with some ketchup and waxy flavorless cheese.
 
2013-09-12 02:55:12 PM  

FrancoFile: How do you boil dough?


In a boil-dough-zer?
 
2013-09-12 02:55:41 PM  
What is it, vomit on toast?
*click link*
Yep.
 
2013-09-12 02:55:49 PM  
I recall Douglas' Adam's comment on pizza in Dirk Gently's Shada.

Incidentally, this holds nothing to BBQ Chicken.
 
2013-09-12 02:57:10 PM  

UberDave: I would be interested to see how flavorless they can make it.


Easy, use the "Standard British Method"

1) Add ingredients to water in a pot
2) Boil until all flavor is extracted in to water
3) Discard water
4) Serve remaining flavorless mush

When in the UK I usually add a step 5

5) Find an Indian restaurant
 
2013-09-12 02:57:35 PM  

UberDave


I would be interested to see how flavorless they can make it.


Wow, Ned Flanders is on Fark.
 
2013-09-12 02:57:52 PM  

blatz514: Those are all fine examples of pizza toppings.  Just keep off the damn pineapple!


Freaked out at my first pineapple pizza (which also had Canadian bacon and green peppers).

It's great without the peppers. And since hot is the only way I like pineapple, it works.

/Still best to have Italian sausage and mushrooms, however.
//Fat.
 
2013-09-12 02:57:53 PM  

URAPNIS: It's got to be better than that New York cardboard crap.


Jealousy is so ugly.
 
2013-09-12 02:57:57 PM  
I bet they boil it
 
2013-09-12 02:58:22 PM  

nekom: I have a good friend in Sweden, they put tuna on theirs.  Doesn't sound horrible, just weird.  Bone marrow though, that's horrible AND weird.


Tuna? Not that common. However, Kebab Pizza is where the magic is at (most popular pizza type in Sweden):

www.glimmapizzeria.se
 
2013-09-12 02:58:39 PM  

Yanks_RSJ: URAPNIS: It's got to be better than that New York cardboard crap.

Good try, Alabama.  I'm sure the pizza in Times Square did suck.


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2013-09-12 02:58:40 PM  
Best homemade pizza: Ahi tuna with green thai curry sauce sprinkled with sesame seeds. Yum!
 
2013-09-12 02:58:53 PM  
Flavorless or fried. Those are the 2 possible outcomes.
 
2013-09-12 02:59:08 PM  
More remarkably, unlike their Hawaiian and peking duck predecessors, some of these experimental creations actually work.

fark you, Limey, Hawaiian pizza is awesome.
 
2013-09-12 02:59:15 PM  

FrancoFile: How do you boil dough?


- "You don't boil pizza!" *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM*

- "THAT'S THE WAY WE EAT IT HERE! THAT'S THE WAY W-AAAARGH!"

- "YOUR FOOD SUUUCKS!" *BLAM* *BLAM*

/RIP Bill Hicks
 
2013-09-12 02:59:34 PM  
In London last month, I ate some of the best food I have ever eaten; roast bone marrow and parsley "salad", braised duck leg, saddle of rabbit and the best pot of caramel creme.  I don't think British food is as bad anymore as it has been made out to be.  I'd be willing to try some British pizza.
 
2013-09-12 03:00:06 PM  

blatz514: Just keep off the damn pineapple!


Hmmmmm..... pizza with pineapple and crispy bacon.


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2013-09-12 03:00:45 PM  

stirfrybry: Best homemade pizza: Ahi tuna with green thai curry sauce sprinkled with sesame seeds. Yum!


Pizza Hut in China had a salmon and wasabi seasonal special on their menu for a while. Never tried it.
 
2013-09-12 03:00:47 PM  
I'm surprised some Yank hasn't either...

1) Barbequed a pizza

or 2) deep fried one yet.


Please feel free not to provide any examples, thx.
 
2013-09-12 03:02:16 PM  
Bone marrow pizza is English? I thought that was Swedish

fark: Pizza topped with bone marrow and cabbage wins Swedish pizza championships   posted to Main » on 07 Jun 2013

and yes traditional Swedish food (that isn't fresh seafood) is worse than traditional English food.
 
2013-09-12 03:03:28 PM  

gopher321: I'm surprised some Yank hasn't either...

1) Barbequed a pizza

or 2) deep fried one yet.


Please feel free not to provide any examples, thx.


1) Grilled pizza is yummy.  Pizza with barbeque chicken is also  yummy.  I am unsure how to barbeque a pizza.

2) Pizza Rolls are deep fried.
 
2013-09-12 03:03:29 PM  

gopher321: I'm surprised some Yank hasn't either...

1) Barbequed a pizza

or 2) deep fried one yet.


Please feel free not to provide any examples, thx.


You mean make a pizza on a grill?

www.bbqjunkie.com
 
2013-09-12 03:03:32 PM  

gopher321: I'm surprised some Yank hasn't either...

1) Barbequed a pizza

or 2) deep fried one yet.


Please feel free not to provide any examples, thx.


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Pizza Taco biatch.
 
2013-09-12 03:04:04 PM  
I'd eat a whole pie of whatever crap they call pizza over there before ever having another bite of St. Louis style pizza again.
 
2013-09-12 03:04:21 PM  

farkingismybusiness: gopher321: I'm surprised some Yank hasn't either...

1) Barbequed a pizza

or 2) deep fried one yet.


Please feel free not to provide any examples, thx.

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Pizza Taco biatch.


That is deeply unsettling.
 
2013-09-12 03:04:54 PM  
Kebab meat on a pizza: sounds good to me.

Kebab meat on a British imitation of a pizza: I'll pass. Looks like something they threw out of the test lab at California Pizza Kitchen
 
2013-09-12 03:04:57 PM  
Mmmm  marmite pizza. Yeasty...
 
2013-09-12 03:05:22 PM  
Did they just dis Hawaiian pizza?  The pineapple only works with ham/canadian bacon, but it works there.
 
2013-09-12 03:05:31 PM  

FooDog: nekom: I have a good friend in Sweden, they put tuna on theirs.  Doesn't sound horrible, just weird.  Bone marrow though, that's horrible AND weird.

Tuna? Not that common. However, KebabLutefisk Pizza is where the magic is at (most popular pizza type in Sweden):

[www.glimmapizzeria.se image 800x600]


FTFY
 
2013-09-12 03:05:41 PM  
Boiled dough?
 
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