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2013-09-12 12:27:08 PM
This attempt to embarrass a young teen daughter could have gone a whole other direction if junk was involved.
 
2013-09-12 12:28:34 PM
"Castro street here I come".
 
2013-09-12 12:31:17 PM
He should have hiked them up more, and sat down somewhere in front of his daughter and her friends.
 
2013-09-12 12:50:09 PM
No pictures of Officer Dangle yet? Fark, I am disappoint.
 
2013-09-12 12:51:31 PM
She needs to be shamed out of that horrid haircut more than short shorts.
 
2013-09-12 01:00:48 PM
Is it that hard to prevent her from OWNING the damned things in the first place?

Parents have veto powers over purchases their children make, even if the kids have their own money.
 
2013-09-12 01:04:45 PM

FrancoFile: Is it that hard to prevent her from OWNING the damned things in the first place?

Parents have veto powers over purchases their children make, even if the kids have their own money.


Yes. Hard. Confiscation however is easy.
 
2013-09-12 01:23:28 PM
he must squat
 
2013-09-12 01:24:39 PM
He's just ripping off this guy...

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-09-12 01:25:14 PM

Walker: No pictures of Officer Dangle yet? Fark, I am disappoint.


He only wears them because they make him move like a law cheetah.
 
2013-09-12 01:26:02 PM
Meh. Growing up my dad used to insist on doing yardwork in short shorts. But it was the '80s, and skin cancer hadn't been discovered yet.
 
2013-09-12 01:26:09 PM
Those silly Mormons in Utah!
 
2013-09-12 01:26:44 PM
You checking me out?
 
2013-09-12 01:27:10 PM
Just go without drawers too and make sure you cut extra out around the taint.
 
2013-09-12 01:27:39 PM
Too little too late, pops. Have you seen your daughter?
 
2013-09-12 01:27:39 PM

TuteTibiImperes: She needs to be shamed out of that horrid haircut more than short shorts.


I think it's hot.

That should be plenty incentive for her to change it.
 
2013-09-12 01:29:03 PM

megarian: Walker: No pictures of Officer Dangle yet? Fark, I am disappoint.

He only wears them because they make him move like a law cheetah.


Or you could go old school:

i85.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-12 01:29:04 PM
I vote to let the girl dress as skimpily as she wants.

But that will just reinforce the dad's point.
 
2013-09-12 01:29:43 PM

FrancoFile: Parents have veto powers over purchases their children make, even if the kids have their own money.


I have a niece in law who started to dress like all skimpy recently after she got a part time job and started to but her own shiat. When she was over last I commented on how nice of a rack she had. She glared at me and asked why the fark I'd say something so inappropriate especially to ones own niece.

I told her if she was going to dress like a hooker she can expect to be treated like one.

She stopped dressing like a hooker.
 
2013-09-12 01:30:31 PM
p.twimg.com
 
2013-09-12 01:30:38 PM
I'm not clicking until someone assures me that it's not Billy Ray Cyrus.
 
2013-09-12 01:31:42 PM

mike_d85: I'm not clicking until someone assures me that it's not Billy Ray Cyrus.


It isn't, but the girl is trying.
 
2013-09-12 01:32:28 PM

IdBeCrazyIf: She stopped dressing like a hooker.


And you started introducing yourself to your neighbors everytime you moved?
 
2013-09-12 01:32:32 PM
My dad used to humiliate us when he went through his weird 70s Pimp phase.

He bought a tricked out Ford LTD and wore fur hats with feathers in the side, crazy elephant bell plaid pants, boots that zipped up on the side, and grew out these really sleazy sideburns.

I still have his Shaft jacket.  In retrospect I think it was pretty boss.
 
2013-09-12 01:32:35 PM
Attention whore kid has attention whore dad. Who would have thought?

If you ask the kid to change and they refuse, don't take them out.
 
2013-09-12 01:33:19 PM
At least he didn't go full Leslie Cochran

austin.culturemap.com

/RIP weird dude
 
2013-09-12 01:33:51 PM

mike_d85: And you started introducing yourself to your neighbors everytime you moved?


Look at who you are talking about

My son walks to school, but only because I have to drop him off at the 1000 yard marker
 
2013-09-12 01:34:21 PM

give me doughnuts: mike_d85: I'm not clicking until someone assures me that it's not Billy Ray Cyrus.

It isn't, but the girl is trying.


Thanks. *click*  Holy crap, she really is.
 
2013-09-12 01:34:25 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-09-12 01:36:34 PM

IdBeCrazyIf: mike_d85: And you started introducing yourself to your neighbors everytime you moved?

Look at who you are talking about

My son walks to school, but only because I have to drop him off at the 1000 yard marker


I'm going to assume you accidentally added a "0" because I don't think it's possible to live outside of 1000 yards of a school and be able to have internet access fast enough for you to reply to me yet.
 
2013-09-12 01:38:21 PM
Fails to see the issue

sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2013-09-12 01:38:53 PM

mike_d85: I'm going to assume you accidentally added a "0" because I don't think it's possible to live outside of 1000 yards of a school and be able to have internet access fast enough for you to reply to me yet.


There's a lake house across the river from my van, they don't lock it down and it's pretty fast during the day.
 
2013-09-12 01:39:39 PM

TuteTibiImperes: She needs to be shamed out of that horrid haircut more than short shorts.


I don't know... the article (which appeared to just steal some facebook pics) doesn't show any 'short shorts' pics of her... I'm gonna need to see those before I pass judgement... the father might just be overreacting (and a little bit of an AW)... so I'll take the daughter's side until I can see the pics for myself... and conduct a thorough analysis...
 
2013-09-12 01:42:55 PM

IdBeCrazyIf: FrancoFile: Parents have veto powers over purchases their children make, even if the kids have their own money.

I have a niece in law who started to dress like all skimpy recently after she got a part time job and started to but her own shiat. When she was over last I commented on how nice of a rack she had. She glared at me and asked why the fark I'd say something so inappropriate especially to ones own niece.

I told her if she was going to dress like a hooker she can expect to be treated like one.

She stopped dressing like a hooker.


Around you, you perv.
 
2013-09-12 01:43:35 PM
Dad needs to drop a yam down there for the full effect.
 
2013-09-12 01:44:08 PM

theknuckler_33: Around you, you perv.


Mission success then
 
2013-09-12 01:44:28 PM
Wow, some very disturbing pics in this thread
 
2013-09-12 01:46:31 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-09-12 01:46:40 PM
Men shorts and bathing suits were not as long as they are today when I was a kid, to me today's long shorts and bathing suits look ridiculous so I only wear pants and do not go swimming.  On the other hand, I'm over weight so I'd probably wear pants no matter how long shorts were.
 
2013-09-12 01:49:03 PM
31.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-09-12 01:52:42 PM

downstairs: Wow, some very disturbing pics in this thread


The 70's and early 80's were a different time. They are called Daisy Dukes for a reason.
 
2013-09-12 01:54:16 PM
Name your daughter "Myley" and what do you expect to get?
 
2013-09-12 01:54:19 PM

talkertopc: Men shorts and bathing suits were not as long as they are today when I was a kid, to me today's long shorts and bathing suits look ridiculous so I only wear pants and do not go swimming.  On the other hand, I'm over weight so I'd probably wear pants no matter how long shorts were.


athletes back in the day had to let their thighs breathe a little to perform at the highest levels...

farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2013-09-12 01:56:22 PM

mjones73: He's just ripping off this guy...

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 227x400]


Scott Ian on Lemmy's Daisy Dukes:

"We were at a rehearsal place in the valley back in the mid-90s and Motorhead was right next door to us rehearsing for a tour. Everyday we would see Lemmy out at this videogame in the lobby and it was summertime and it was really hot in the valley and Lemmy was wearing these shorts.

Now, if I tell you he's wearing Daisy Dukes. It was like a thong, dude. You would walk out of our door and the first thing you would see was Lemmy bent over this machine, so its basically Lemmy bending over with his ass in your face. Thats a weird scene. And we're all wearing shorts but our shorts are, you know, board shorts.

Finally I got the balls to walk up to him and he's playing the game and I'm like 'Hey man' and he's like 'Hey Scott how are ya?' and I'm like 'Hey we've just all been wondering...' 'Whats that?' 'Whats the deal with the shorts? Like, seriously...' And I'm thinking 'Is he gonna punch me? Whats gonna happen here?' And he's like 'What? What do you mean?' And I said 'They're really short. Like, we see your ass every day, its kinda weird...' And he goes 'What? It's hot out, these are shorts.' And he steps back and looks at me and goes 'Those aren't shorts, those are pants! These are shorts! I'm cool.'

...and it made absolute sense!"
 
2013-09-12 02:00:40 PM

Sofa King Smart: talkertopc: Men shorts and bathing suits were not as long as they are today when I was a kid, to me today's long shorts and bathing suits look ridiculous so I only wear pants and do not go swimming.  On the other hand, I'm over weight so I'd probably wear pants no matter how long shorts were.

athletes back in the day had to let their thighs breathe a little to perform at the highest levels...

[farm4.static.flickr.com image 570x984]


Dude, thanks for switching on the Way-Back machine. I grew up in the Louisville 'burbs, and used to have an ABA ball with their autographs on it from when they did a public appearance and kids' basketball clinic in my neighborhood.
Since I was all of about four feet tall at the time, they looked like gods
 
2013-09-12 02:06:58 PM
www.theselousscouts.com
Yeah, short shorts and I wouldn't mess with them for anything.
/Pamwe Chete!
 
2013-09-12 02:08:01 PM
It's like I have to do all the work around here.

i391.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-12 02:08:58 PM
Thanks, Myley, now I gotta change my shorts. I once cut my favorite jeans into shorts and accidently made them a little too short. I really liked those jeans and I was in denial about how I screwed them up so I wore them anyway. Once.
 
2013-09-12 02:12:11 PM

dryknife: Name your daughter "Myley" and what do you expect to get?


Exactly.
 
2013-09-12 02:13:36 PM
I'm assuming he got the idea from this picture that went viral in August.i582.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-12 02:16:00 PM

frenchcheesemuseum: I'm assuming he got the idea from this picture that went viral in August.[i582.photobucket.com image 630x737]


That guy's wearing shorts under.  Pssy.
 
2013-09-12 02:16:41 PM

drb9: frenchcheesemuseum: I'm assuming he got the idea from this picture that went viral in August.[i582.photobucket.com image 630x737]

That guy's wearing shorts under.  Pssy.


Now that I can't argue with.  But perhaps that is what he's trying to hide - - - his pussy.
 
2013-09-12 02:20:11 PM
Let's turn this sausage-thread around!!


youdothetalking.com
 
2013-09-12 02:25:56 PM
i.imgur.com

It seems that booty shorts are kinda Lemmys thing.  The sheer amount of stuff in this pic is astounding.  I would love to have it totally explained.  Difficulty:  no gay motorhead fanfic.
 
2013-09-12 02:26:35 PM
I saw these same pictures of the dad, under a glurge a few weeks back.  It claimed the father was being supportive of his daughter when someone else disparaged her shorts.
 
2013-09-12 02:28:18 PM
Too timely. I told a friend yesterday that I was going to bring back short shorts even if it got me killed. One of the best things about the 70s.

The dad is an unmitigated jackass. Utah, why am I not surprised. Porn watching capital of the world but daughter can't fear a pair of shorts.
 
2013-09-12 02:41:05 PM

Go Fornicate Without a Partner: Let's turn this sausage-thread around!!


Those shorts are covering too much.
 
2013-09-12 02:43:31 PM

worlddan: but daughter can't fear a pair of shorts.


Oh, she does. She does.
 
2013-09-12 02:44:27 PM

worlddan: The dad is an unmitigated jackass. Utah, why am I not surprised. Porn watching capital of the world but daughter can't fear a pair of shorts.


On the plus side, she'll likely leave home early and move to California, never to talk to him again until the inevitable abuse prosecution after the horrible memories resurface following years of therapy.
 
2013-09-12 02:48:58 PM
Article fails without a picture of the daughter in shorts.
 
2013-09-12 02:51:01 PM
I have a never ending gif of that guy twerking stuck in my head now.  God, make it stop...
 
2013-09-12 02:52:07 PM
1) It's unlikely she's a "young teen", considering that this video was posted a year ago, and is apparently shortly before she went off to college. So she's probably 18 or 19, which makes the whole "you're my daughter and you'll dress modestly if I have to put on short shorts and blow every guy in town to convince you" even creepier.

2) The above video is awesome for her expressions whenever he's talking and not looking at her. This clearly isn't the first time he's been a douche.
 
2013-09-12 02:57:11 PM
These idiots don't seem to realize the only lesson they're teaching their daughters is that ugly old dudes don't look good in short shorts. They're still going to sneak a pair of their own cutoffs out of the house to change into once crazy old dad is out of sight.
 
2013-09-12 02:59:49 PM
i was hoping for a daisy dukes thread, not a duke's a daisy thread.

/so disappoint
 
2013-09-12 03:00:49 PM

bingethinker: Article fails without a picture of the daughter in shorts.


Unless she's somehow actually wearing a short skirt, there is a picture included halfway down.
 
2013-09-12 03:02:04 PM
What SFW short shorts might look like:

thechive.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-09-12 03:05:09 PM

Sofa King Smart: athletes back in the day had to let their thighs breathe a little to perform at the highest levels...

[farm4.static.flickr.com image 570x984]


Yeah, watching professional basketball lost all its appeal for me the day shorts got longer.

Sigh.
 
2013-09-12 03:11:32 PM

Theaetetus: worlddan: The dad is an unmitigated jackass. Utah, why am I not surprised. Porn watching capital of the world but daughter can't fear a pair of shorts.

On the plus side, she'll likely leave home early and move to California, never to talk to him again until the inevitable abuse prosecution after the horrible memories resurface following years of therapy.


Middle aged dad jerking off upstairs to teen girls that look just like his teen daughter? It's more likely than you think. And it's not old school, 70's style sex...it's sexually cruel, degradation sex. With someone that looks like his 15 year old daughter. Hooray for the internets?
 
2013-09-12 03:13:35 PM
And btw, your teen daughters know you do this. (Jerk off to sexually degrading girls nearly their age). Awkward.
 
2013-09-12 03:16:57 PM
What a Daisy Duke might look like.
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-09-12 03:21:38 PM

Krieghund: TuteTibiImperes: She needs to be shamed out of that horrid haircut more than short shorts.

I think it's hot.

That should be plenty incentive for her to change it.


If I was Dad, I'd be more annoyed that my daughter was posting heavily-made-up, glamor-pose shots of herself to Facebook.

/only nine more years before I have to start worrying about this shiat with *my* daughter
 
2013-09-12 03:22:17 PM

tallen702: [www.theselousscouts.com image 450x304]
Yeah, short shorts and I wouldn't mess with them for anything.
/Pamwe Chete!


Ha! A Rhodie tradition. The only fighting force that can match the Rhodies for height is the French. The French roll their shorts up.
 
2013-09-12 03:25:31 PM

Witness99: And btw, your teen daughters know you do this. (Jerk off to sexually degrading girls nearly their age). Awkward.


you say that like, that's bad.  It's part of a healthy relationship and her knowledge of it only confirms her maturity and adulthood.  A healthy fantasy life is a good thing.  The problems begin when it turns into reality, or tries to turn into reality.
We can't control where our minds go and so people can't be held accountable for their fantasy's, again, as long as they stay fantasies.

I think there's a heavy dose of sarcasm in there but, yeah when I mull over the idea, there's more honesty than sarcasm.  Hmm, didn't start out that way .  .  .
 
2013-09-12 03:25:52 PM

Witness99: Theaetetus: worlddan: The dad is an unmitigated jackass. Utah, why am I not surprised. Porn watching capital of the world but daughter can't fear a pair of shorts.

On the plus side, she'll likely leave home early and move to California, never to talk to him again until the inevitable abuse prosecution after the horrible memories resurface following years of therapy.

Middle aged dad jerking off upstairs to teen girls that look just like his teen daughter? It's more likely than you think. And it's not old school, 70's style sex...it's sexually cruel, degradation sex. With someone that looks like his 15 year old daughter. Hooray for the internets?


Although undoubtedly true that he's been jerking off to girls that look like her for years, I'm pretty sure that, based on the previously linked video, she's actually 18 or 19.
 
2013-09-12 03:58:06 PM

ladyfortuna: It's like I have to do all the work around here.

[i391.photobucket.com image 306x306]


Yup, those are my dad's shorts - his are maybe an inch longer. He wears them with his long-sleeved Thor motorcycle jersey tucked firmly in, and with a belt. He adds in his rainbow polarized 1992 Oakley sunglasses onto the top of his golden pseudo-mullet for the full effect. He is pretty convinced he's a total badass and that women everywhere are drooling over him but are just to intimidated to may eye contact.
 
2013-09-12 03:59:43 PM
If your not hanging brain your shorts arent short enough.

I'm starting a nutty new fashion thing based on testicular cleavage.
 
2013-09-12 04:00:12 PM
The daughter will never look at those short shorts the same way again. I thought the whole thing was silly. Kids rebel, that's what they do. I think this dad is copy cat the Utah mother who made her bullying daughter ratty clothes.
 
2013-09-12 04:31:29 PM
Buzzfeed posted this a few weeks ago.
 
2013-09-12 04:56:09 PM

Here Comes Everybody: Krieghund: TuteTibiImperes: She needs to be shamed out of that horrid haircut more than short shorts.

I think it's hot.

That should be plenty incentive for her to change it.

If I was Dad, I'd be more annoyed that my daughter was posting heavily-made-up, glamor-pose shots of herself to Facebook.

/only nine more years before I have to start worrying about this shiat with *my* daughter


Congratulations.  When are you due?

/I've seen some 8-year olds, yo.
//creepy.
 
2013-09-12 05:09:40 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: bingethinker: Article fails without a picture of the daughter in shorts.

Unless she's somehow actually wearing a short skirt, there is a picture included halfway down.


What, the one where she's lying down? Not a useful camera angle.
 
2013-09-12 05:33:18 PM
Dad probably has some vague idea of what Men want to do with his daughter. Probably have done to his daughter. A lot.
 
2013-09-12 05:51:41 PM
Whats wrong with short shorts?  I wear my silkies every time I go running and they are usually shorted than my GFsi144.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-12 05:53:07 PM
Probably too little to late to save this thing

i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-12 05:54:03 PM
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-12 05:54:43 PM
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-12 05:55:51 PM
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-12 05:56:52 PM
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-12 05:57:46 PM
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-12 06:00:40 PM
 
2013-09-12 06:01:31 PM
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-12 06:02:47 PM
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-12 06:05:41 PM
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-12 06:08:28 PM
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-12 07:46:22 PM
She's going to go wild when she get's to college.

/Oppressive American fathers- raising whores since 1776.
 
2013-09-12 07:57:10 PM

dryknife: Name your daughter "Myley" and what do you expect to get?


Myley is definitely channeling her Miley...

i.dailymail.co.uk

Actually, she's a tad hotter than the original with that cut.
 
2013-09-12 09:08:11 PM

worlddan: Too timely. I told a friend yesterday that I was going to bring back short shorts even if it got me killed. One of the best things about the 70s.


images2.chictopia.com
In Brazil Hot Pants never go out of fashion

/I wish you the best of luck
 
2013-09-12 09:40:56 PM
This idiot soooo doesn't get the point
 
2013-09-13 12:11:21 AM

Banned on the Run: Probably too little to late to save this thing

[i216.photobucket.com image 385x500]


I applaud your works good sir!
 
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