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(Daily Mail)   ♫Who wears short shorts? Dad wears short shorts, if you dare wear short shorts Dad's gonna wear short shorts♫   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 97
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2013-09-12 02:16:00 PM  

frenchcheesemuseum: I'm assuming he got the idea from this picture that went viral in August.[i582.photobucket.com image 630x737]


That guy's wearing shorts under.  Pssy.
 
2013-09-12 02:16:41 PM  

drb9: frenchcheesemuseum: I'm assuming he got the idea from this picture that went viral in August.[i582.photobucket.com image 630x737]

That guy's wearing shorts under.  Pssy.


Now that I can't argue with.  But perhaps that is what he's trying to hide - - - his pussy.
 
2013-09-12 02:20:11 PM  
Let's turn this sausage-thread around!!


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2013-09-12 02:25:56 PM  
i.imgur.com

It seems that booty shorts are kinda Lemmys thing.  The sheer amount of stuff in this pic is astounding.  I would love to have it totally explained.  Difficulty:  no gay motorhead fanfic.
 
2013-09-12 02:26:35 PM  
I saw these same pictures of the dad, under a glurge a few weeks back.  It claimed the father was being supportive of his daughter when someone else disparaged her shorts.
 
2013-09-12 02:28:18 PM  
Too timely. I told a friend yesterday that I was going to bring back short shorts even if it got me killed. One of the best things about the 70s.

The dad is an unmitigated jackass. Utah, why am I not surprised. Porn watching capital of the world but daughter can't fear a pair of shorts.
 
2013-09-12 02:41:05 PM  

Go Fornicate Without a Partner: Let's turn this sausage-thread around!!


Those shorts are covering too much.
 
2013-09-12 02:43:31 PM  

worlddan: but daughter can't fear a pair of shorts.


Oh, she does. She does.
 
2013-09-12 02:44:27 PM  

worlddan: The dad is an unmitigated jackass. Utah, why am I not surprised. Porn watching capital of the world but daughter can't fear a pair of shorts.


On the plus side, she'll likely leave home early and move to California, never to talk to him again until the inevitable abuse prosecution after the horrible memories resurface following years of therapy.
 
2013-09-12 02:48:58 PM  
Article fails without a picture of the daughter in shorts.
 
2013-09-12 02:51:01 PM  
I have a never ending gif of that guy twerking stuck in my head now.  God, make it stop...
 
2013-09-12 02:52:07 PM  
1) It's unlikely she's a "young teen", considering that this video was posted a year ago, and is apparently shortly before she went off to college. So she's probably 18 or 19, which makes the whole "you're my daughter and you'll dress modestly if I have to put on short shorts and blow every guy in town to convince you" even creepier.

2) The above video is awesome for her expressions whenever he's talking and not looking at her. This clearly isn't the first time he's been a douche.
 
2013-09-12 02:57:11 PM  
These idiots don't seem to realize the only lesson they're teaching their daughters is that ugly old dudes don't look good in short shorts. They're still going to sneak a pair of their own cutoffs out of the house to change into once crazy old dad is out of sight.
 
2013-09-12 02:59:49 PM  
i was hoping for a daisy dukes thread, not a duke's a daisy thread.

/so disappoint
 
2013-09-12 03:00:49 PM  

bingethinker: Article fails without a picture of the daughter in shorts.


Unless she's somehow actually wearing a short skirt, there is a picture included halfway down.
 
2013-09-12 03:02:04 PM  
What SFW short shorts might look like:

thechive.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-09-12 03:05:09 PM  

Sofa King Smart: athletes back in the day had to let their thighs breathe a little to perform at the highest levels...

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Yeah, watching professional basketball lost all its appeal for me the day shorts got longer.

Sigh.
 
2013-09-12 03:11:32 PM  

Theaetetus: worlddan: The dad is an unmitigated jackass. Utah, why am I not surprised. Porn watching capital of the world but daughter can't fear a pair of shorts.

On the plus side, she'll likely leave home early and move to California, never to talk to him again until the inevitable abuse prosecution after the horrible memories resurface following years of therapy.


Middle aged dad jerking off upstairs to teen girls that look just like his teen daughter? It's more likely than you think. And it's not old school, 70's style sex...it's sexually cruel, degradation sex. With someone that looks like his 15 year old daughter. Hooray for the internets?
 
2013-09-12 03:13:35 PM  
And btw, your teen daughters know you do this. (Jerk off to sexually degrading girls nearly their age). Awkward.
 
2013-09-12 03:16:57 PM  
What a Daisy Duke might look like.
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-09-12 03:21:38 PM  

Krieghund: TuteTibiImperes: She needs to be shamed out of that horrid haircut more than short shorts.

I think it's hot.

That should be plenty incentive for her to change it.


If I was Dad, I'd be more annoyed that my daughter was posting heavily-made-up, glamor-pose shots of herself to Facebook.

/only nine more years before I have to start worrying about this shiat with *my* daughter
 
2013-09-12 03:22:17 PM  

tallen702: [www.theselousscouts.com image 450x304]
Yeah, short shorts and I wouldn't mess with them for anything.
/Pamwe Chete!


Ha! A Rhodie tradition. The only fighting force that can match the Rhodies for height is the French. The French roll their shorts up.
 
2013-09-12 03:25:31 PM  

Witness99: And btw, your teen daughters know you do this. (Jerk off to sexually degrading girls nearly their age). Awkward.


you say that like, that's bad.  It's part of a healthy relationship and her knowledge of it only confirms her maturity and adulthood.  A healthy fantasy life is a good thing.  The problems begin when it turns into reality, or tries to turn into reality.
We can't control where our minds go and so people can't be held accountable for their fantasy's, again, as long as they stay fantasies.

I think there's a heavy dose of sarcasm in there but, yeah when I mull over the idea, there's more honesty than sarcasm.  Hmm, didn't start out that way .  .  .
 
2013-09-12 03:25:52 PM  

Witness99: Theaetetus: worlddan: The dad is an unmitigated jackass. Utah, why am I not surprised. Porn watching capital of the world but daughter can't fear a pair of shorts.

On the plus side, she'll likely leave home early and move to California, never to talk to him again until the inevitable abuse prosecution after the horrible memories resurface following years of therapy.

Middle aged dad jerking off upstairs to teen girls that look just like his teen daughter? It's more likely than you think. And it's not old school, 70's style sex...it's sexually cruel, degradation sex. With someone that looks like his 15 year old daughter. Hooray for the internets?


Although undoubtedly true that he's been jerking off to girls that look like her for years, I'm pretty sure that, based on the previously linked video, she's actually 18 or 19.
 
2013-09-12 03:58:06 PM  

ladyfortuna: It's like I have to do all the work around here.

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Yup, those are my dad's shorts - his are maybe an inch longer. He wears them with his long-sleeved Thor motorcycle jersey tucked firmly in, and with a belt. He adds in his rainbow polarized 1992 Oakley sunglasses onto the top of his golden pseudo-mullet for the full effect. He is pretty convinced he's a total badass and that women everywhere are drooling over him but are just to intimidated to may eye contact.
 
2013-09-12 03:59:43 PM  
If your not hanging brain your shorts arent short enough.

I'm starting a nutty new fashion thing based on testicular cleavage.
 
2013-09-12 04:00:12 PM  
The daughter will never look at those short shorts the same way again. I thought the whole thing was silly. Kids rebel, that's what they do. I think this dad is copy cat the Utah mother who made her bullying daughter ratty clothes.
 
2013-09-12 04:31:29 PM  
Buzzfeed posted this a few weeks ago.
 
2013-09-12 04:56:09 PM  

Here Comes Everybody: Krieghund: TuteTibiImperes: She needs to be shamed out of that horrid haircut more than short shorts.

I think it's hot.

That should be plenty incentive for her to change it.

If I was Dad, I'd be more annoyed that my daughter was posting heavily-made-up, glamor-pose shots of herself to Facebook.

/only nine more years before I have to start worrying about this shiat with *my* daughter


Congratulations.  When are you due?

/I've seen some 8-year olds, yo.
//creepy.
 
2013-09-12 05:09:40 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: bingethinker: Article fails without a picture of the daughter in shorts.

Unless she's somehow actually wearing a short skirt, there is a picture included halfway down.


What, the one where she's lying down? Not a useful camera angle.
 
2013-09-12 05:33:18 PM  
Dad probably has some vague idea of what Men want to do with his daughter. Probably have done to his daughter. A lot.
 
2013-09-12 05:51:41 PM  
Whats wrong with short shorts?  I wear my silkies every time I go running and they are usually shorted than my GFsi144.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-12 05:53:07 PM  
Probably too little to late to save this thing

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2013-09-12 05:54:03 PM  
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2013-09-12 05:54:43 PM  
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2013-09-12 05:55:51 PM  
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2013-09-12 05:56:52 PM  
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2013-09-12 05:57:46 PM  
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2013-09-12 06:00:40 PM  
 
2013-09-12 06:01:31 PM  
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2013-09-12 06:02:47 PM  
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2013-09-12 06:05:41 PM  
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2013-09-12 06:08:28 PM  
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2013-09-12 07:57:10 PM  

dryknife: Name your daughter "Myley" and what do you expect to get?


Myley is definitely channeling her Miley...

i.dailymail.co.uk

Actually, she's a tad hotter than the original with that cut.
 
2013-09-12 09:08:11 PM  

worlddan: Too timely. I told a friend yesterday that I was going to bring back short shorts even if it got me killed. One of the best things about the 70s.


images2.chictopia.com
In Brazil Hot Pants never go out of fashion

/I wish you the best of luck
 
2013-09-12 09:40:56 PM  
This idiot soooo doesn't get the point
 
2013-09-13 12:11:21 AM  

Banned on the Run: Probably too little to late to save this thing

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I applaud your works good sir!
 
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