drb9: frenchcheesemuseum: I'm assuming he got the idea from this picture that went viral in August.[i582.photobucket.com image 630x737]That guy's wearing shorts under. Pssy.
Go Fornicate Without a Partner: Let's turn this sausage-thread around!!
worlddan: but daughter can't fear a pair of shorts.
worlddan: The dad is an unmitigated jackass. Utah, why am I not surprised. Porn watching capital of the world but daughter can't fear a pair of shorts.
bingethinker: Article fails without a picture of the daughter in shorts.
Sofa King Smart: athletes back in the day had to let their thighs breathe a little to perform at the highest levels...[farm4.static.flickr.com image 570x984]
Krieghund: TuteTibiImperes: She needs to be shamed out of that horrid haircut more than short shorts.I think it's hot.That should be plenty incentive for her to change it.
tallen702: [www.theselousscouts.com image 450x304]Yeah, short shorts and I wouldn't mess with them for anything./Pamwe Chete!
Witness99: And btw, your teen daughters know you do this. (Jerk off to sexually degrading girls nearly their age). Awkward.
Witness99: Theaetetus: worlddan: The dad is an unmitigated jackass. Utah, why am I not surprised. Porn watching capital of the world but daughter can't fear a pair of shorts.On the plus side, she'll likely leave home early and move to California, never to talk to him again until the inevitable abuse prosecution after the horrible memories resurface following years of therapy.Middle aged dad jerking off upstairs to teen girls that look just like his teen daughter? It's more likely than you think. And it's not old school, 70's style sex...it's sexually cruel, degradation sex. With someone that looks like his 15 year old daughter. Hooray for the internets?
ladyfortuna: It's like I have to do all the work around here.[i391.photobucket.com image 306x306]
Here Comes Everybody: Krieghund: TuteTibiImperes: She needs to be shamed out of that horrid haircut more than short shorts.I think it's hot.That should be plenty incentive for her to change it.If I was Dad, I'd be more annoyed that my daughter was posting heavily-made-up, glamor-pose shots of herself to Facebook./only nine more years before I have to start worrying about this shiat with *my* daughter
The My Little Pony Killer: bingethinker: Article fails without a picture of the daughter in shorts.Unless she's somehow actually wearing a short skirt, there is a picture included halfway down.
dryknife: Name your daughter "Myley" and what do you expect to get?
worlddan: Too timely. I told a friend yesterday that I was going to bring back short shorts even if it got me killed. One of the best things about the 70s.
Banned on the Run: Probably too little to late to save this thing[i216.photobucket.com image 385x500]
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