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(BBC)   Man jailed for sex with goat. I kid you not   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 82
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2013-09-12 12:26:40 PM
"Anna Humphreys, prosecuting, read a victim impact statement on behalf of the goat"

That may not be the full sentence, but it's a better sentence
 
2013-09-12 12:35:31 PM
Nahahahhhh.
 
2013-09-12 12:44:10 PM
Baa mean Baa, mister!
 
2013-09-12 12:48:54 PM
I blame the goat. It obviously was dressed up like a whore.
 
2013-09-12 12:52:05 PM
So he'll never be "Robert the fence-builder".
 
2013-09-12 12:52:06 PM
Kinky Kelly?
 
2013-09-12 12:52:57 PM
files.myopera.com
 
2013-09-12 12:53:30 PM
[iseewhatyoudidthere.jpg], subby.
 
2013-09-12 12:53:33 PM
I read that as ghost, not goat.
 
2013-09-12 12:53:40 PM
That'll be some exotic cheese.
 
2013-09-12 12:53:52 PM
Nice, subby. Paar for the course.
 
2013-09-12 12:54:45 PM
Goat thread!
 
2013-09-12 12:54:49 PM
yummy
 
2013-09-12 12:55:50 PM
sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk
 
2013-09-12 12:56:03 PM
doblelol.com
 
2013-09-12 12:57:47 PM
Uh oh, be on the look out for these:
www.dotd.com
/Kids today
 
2013-09-12 12:59:24 PM
Doesn't matter, he'll always have ewe.
 
2013-09-12 01:00:40 PM
Will this break the Cubs curse?
 
2013-09-12 01:01:27 PM
Was that baa-aa-aaa-aa-d?  Should he not have done that?
 
2013-09-12 01:01:49 PM

I_Am_Weasel: "Anna Humphreys, prosecuting, read a victim impact statement on behalf of the goat"

That may not be the full sentence, but it's a better sentence


"Baaaa BAAAAAAAA!!! AAAAAAAA BAAAAAA AAAAAA BAAAAAA. EEEKKKAAAAA. BAAAAA!"

Powerful stuff.
 
2013-09-12 01:02:35 PM
Just use the "I saw it on Broadway West End theatre" defense

www.newyorktheatreguide.com
 
2013-09-12 01:03:10 PM
again?
 
2013-09-12 01:04:11 PM
Aberforth?
 
2013-09-12 01:06:08 PM
Nanny state?
 
2013-09-12 01:07:32 PM
Call me crazy, but i figure one's own hand would've been preferable.
 
2013-09-12 01:07:36 PM

I_Am_Weasel: "Anna Humphreys, prosecuting, read a victim impact statement on behalf of the goat"

That may not be the full sentence, but it's a better sentence


Let it never been said that there is not progress. 500 years ago in England they put farm animals, including goats, on trial for witchcraft, devil possession, etc. Today, we read victim impact statements in court on behalf of the goat. Is turnabout fair play, even if it happens 500 years later??
 
2013-09-12 01:07:38 PM
TIME FOR KIDDIE PRONjensfunnyfarm.com
/dawwwww
 
2013-09-12 01:07:58 PM
This gruff headline is just trolling.
 
2013-09-12 01:08:32 PM
"Thanks, Smokey!"

(on Vimeo)

/woof
 
2013-09-12 01:10:45 PM
Screw one goat and you're the butt of jokes for the rest of your life.
 
2013-09-12 01:11:10 PM
I thought Federer was the GOAT. Hmm ...
 
2013-09-12 01:14:43 PM

uber humper: Just use the "I saw it on Broadway West End theatre" defense

[www.newyorktheatreguide.com image 228x377]


BEASTIO LEVIOSO
 
2013-09-12 01:15:46 PM
If you are going to kill a goat and eat it what difference does it make if you have sex with it first?

Why not combine both? Death by Ruru!
 
2013-09-12 01:16:04 PM
FTA: "At the time of the assault Newman was the subject of an eight week suspended sentence for a burglary in August last year. "

He did not want to be known as Newman the burglar.
 
2013-09-12 01:16:12 PM
www.wcsh6.comi'll be getting over the fence without the help next time
 
2013-09-12 01:17:36 PM
i2.listal.com

Also kids you not.
 
2013-09-12 01:17:41 PM
 
2013-09-12 01:19:29 PM
Your headline is baaaaaaaaad and you should feel baaaaaaaad
 
2013-09-12 01:21:58 PM

super_grass: [jensfunnyfarm.com image 850x637]/dawwwww


Why can't I hold all these goats?
 
2013-09-12 01:22:37 PM
Was he next to a cliff?
 
2013-09-12 01:23:19 PM
Poor fellow and his capricious judgement.
 
2013-09-12 01:26:22 PM
amorphousintelligence.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-09-12 01:26:50 PM
So, this was from isolation instead of depravity, huh?

How isolated do you have to be before farking a goat seems like a good idea?
 
2013-09-12 01:28:48 PM
i959.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-12 01:29:33 PM
If we were not meant to have sex with goats, why did God make them so damn cute?
 
2013-09-12 01:31:03 PM
i988.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-12 01:37:48 PM

Coconice: So, this was from isolation instead of depravity, huh?

How isolated do you have to be before farking a goat seems like a good idea?


10-15 minutes. Maybe less.
 
2013-09-12 01:40:41 PM

Cybernetic: So he'll never be "Robert the fence-builder".


Came here for this, leaving satisfied..

/build a thousand bridges...
 
2013-09-12 01:43:53 PM
Would you, could you, with a goat?

I would not, could not with a goat!
 
2013-09-12 01:45:26 PM
I don't know much about goats, but don't EVAR screw a pig....

/they'll squeal on ya
 
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