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(WMUR New Hampshire)   Man wearing Obama mask robs bank, but police arrive before he can even hope to change   (wmur.com) divider line 40
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2013-09-12 12:11:54 PM  
movies.infinitecoolness.com

He chose the wrong mask.  No wonder he got caught
 
2013-09-12 12:20:02 PM  
Fool!

Trying to trick people into convincing them you're Obama.  I mean, where the hell would Obama even get a Walmart bag?
 
2013-09-12 12:31:22 PM  
THANKS OBAMA
 
2013-09-12 12:32:07 PM  
Obama does his bank robbery from Capitol Hill, and doesn't need a steenkin mask.
 
2013-09-12 12:33:03 PM  
BOA?
let him go.
 
2013-09-12 12:34:39 PM  
Was he an out of work rodeo clown?
 
GBB
2013-09-12 12:35:36 PM  
Well, it's pretty much the only way to get the banks to pay their fair share.
 
2013-09-12 12:36:15 PM  
you see what Obama care does people
 
2013-09-12 12:38:04 PM  
Seems racist to me ... Going to get him on a hate crime I betcha.
 
2013-09-12 12:38:32 PM  
If Obama had a twin brother, he'd look like this bank robber.
 
2013-09-12 12:41:05 PM  
I know that guy, he's a rodeo clown
 
2013-09-12 12:42:09 PM  
This will be the zinger of an email that your uncle will forward to you.
 
2013-09-12 12:43:12 PM  
Good one, Johnny Utah.
 
2013-09-12 12:45:45 PM  
I like you subby.
 
2013-09-12 12:46:32 PM  
The ex presidents back in business?
 
2013-09-12 12:46:35 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: [movies.infinitecoolness.com image 153x170]

He chose the wrong mask.  No wonder he got caught


Done in one
 
2013-09-12 12:47:04 PM  
It still kind of amazes me how many people rob banks.  What's even more surprising is how often people get away with it.  They even say in the article that the are trying to link this guy to "other recent robberies."  That in itself means this guy could have successfully pulled off more than a few others.  Shoulda quit while he was ahead.

Really, in this day and age of survelliance every-friggin-where, how does anyone even make it out of the bank?!
 
2013-09-12 12:47:08 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-09-12 12:54:21 PM  

dabbletech: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 230x300]


Trollin?
 
2013-09-12 12:57:36 PM  

11of12: Was he an out of work rodeo clown?


No, but he's being banned for life from robbing banks.
 
2013-09-12 12:58:08 PM  
Should have worn a Putin mask, the bank tellers would have let him walk all over them
 
2013-09-12 12:58:48 PM  
Bank Robber was jes Trollin. he's a white dude.
 
2013-09-12 12:59:23 PM  

durbnpoisn: It still kind of amazes me how many people rob banks.  What's even more surprising is how often people get away with it.  They even say in the article that the are trying to link this guy to "other recent robberies."  That in itself means this guy could have successfully pulled off more than a few others.  Shoulda quit while he was ahead.

Really, in this day and age of survelliance every-friggin-where, how does anyone even make it out of the bank?!


Years ago here in DC they caught a bunch of bank robbers that had been doing it for a while. They were smart at first, they were hitting banks outside DC in Richmond, Philly, Wilmington. But I guess they got cocky and lazy because they started to hit a few banks in DC, which lead to a shootout and then arrest. After they busted them and searched their homes they only recovered like 9 grand of the money they stole. I forget how much it was.
 
2013-09-12 01:04:31 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

Thanks Obama
 
2013-09-12 01:06:24 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-12 01:16:08 PM  
100% pure adrenaline!
 
2013-09-12 01:21:37 PM  

Pichu0102: [i.imgur.com image 480x200]


You know Hollywood will re-make that movie, and they will change the presidents up just for the lulz.
 
2013-09-12 01:26:56 PM  
heard this last night on the local news.  yes, robberies are up BIG time in our area.  Nearly all of them are addicts of opiates, usually prescription pain killers and increasingly heroin.  I think when the noose began to tighten on the pill mills, the NY, NJ, MA, CT, MD (based on the arrestees listed in the heroin busts) gangs have started to flood the streets here with cheap, potent smack.  In the last 3 years, we've had more robberies, shootings, stabbings, home invasions, etc than we've had in the previous 10-20 years, easily.  It is a crime wave by NH standards, even if it would barely register as a slow day in Newark or Chicago.

In some of the more hard hit neighborhoods, the convenience stores are closing earlier and earlier, losing the title of convenience as it were.
 
2013-09-12 01:40:16 PM  
The bank is lucky he didn't socialism all over the place.
 
2013-09-12 01:49:19 PM  

LeroyBourne: Pichu0102: [i.imgur.com image 480x200]

You know Hollywood will re-make that movie, and they will change the presidents up just for the lulz.


I was more referring to Payday: The Heist, but okay. Close enough.
 
2013-09-12 01:49:37 PM  
The cops let him keep the money because ... Obama.
 
2013-09-12 02:08:04 PM  
35 years ago......
 
2013-09-12 03:20:31 PM  
He was just getting money for his friend's operation.
 
2013-09-12 03:22:45 PM  
Yeah...a mask..sure it was.
 
2013-09-12 03:34:09 PM  

durbnpoisn: It still kind of amazes me how many people rob banks.  What's even more surprising is how often people get away with it.  They even say in the article that the are trying to link this guy to "other recent robberies."  That in itself means this guy could have successfully pulled off more than a few others.  Shoulda quit while he was ahead.

Really, in this day and age of survelliance every-friggin-where, how does anyone even make it out of the bank?!


Your best bet is to simply steal a car and take the car over to your local Dominos pizza on Monday morning and grab the drop.  With any luck, you get the weekend haul being stored in the safe.  Watch out for the second employee car.  Hopefully, they are dumb enough to walk out at the same time.

Either that, or get yourself a nice tranquilizer gun and dart them when they are going up to make the drop.  The second guy will go check what happened and then you dart him too.

Dominos will have less of a take nowadays, due to all the Credit card usage now.
 
2013-09-12 04:02:25 PM  
FARTBAMA IS A F**KIN COMMIE AMIRITE PEEPZ
 
2013-09-12 05:30:47 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: FARTBAMA IS A F**KIN COMMIE AMIRITE PEEPZ


THIZ
 
2013-09-12 05:36:00 PM  
Obama robbed an entire nation.

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2013-09-12 07:17:00 PM  
Well, at least he wasn't performing in a rodeo so it's ok.
 
2013-09-12 08:20:34 PM  
Hope to change/ Hope and Change......good one.
 
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