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(Boston.com)   School cancelled because recently waxed floors are too slippery   (boston.com) divider line 7
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2013-09-12 12:51:24 PM  
3 votes:
Man, kids are pussies these days.  Back in my day, if the floors got too slippery, we just slid to class on the backs of the unpopular kids.
2013-09-12 03:05:03 PM  
2 votes:

TheSelphie


Anderson's Pooper: I was on the summer cleaning crew for a couple of years at our local schools. If the temps or humidity get too high the new wax just won't cure right. One year we had to re-do a room after the desks sank into the floor following a very hot day. That was a major pain in the ass.

I wish there was a pic of this. "Sank?" I need a better description because now I'm just imagining entire desks melting into the floor.


Well, hello-o-o-o Dali.
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-09-12 01:45:18 PM  
2 votes:
Geese, I knew massholes were whiney douches but this ices the cake.

You mean it's a floor wax and a dessert topping?
2013-09-12 01:11:22 PM  
2 votes:
waxed floors may lead to students sliding across them in their briefs and then the teachers will probably fark them. it's an undeniable slippery slope.
2013-09-12 03:53:06 PM  
1 votes:
This along with slutty teachers that bang students just didn't happen back in my school days.  The only real excitement was when the janitor would dump sawdust on puddles of puke.
2013-09-12 01:03:25 PM  
1 votes:
Slip slidin' away
Slip slidin' away
You know the nearer your destination
The more you're slip slidin' away
2013-09-12 12:32:47 PM  
1 votes:
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