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(Olympic Games)   No, Mr. Hitler, you can't have a superior Aryan race. Not yours. And a very happy 100th birthday to the late great Jesse Owens   (olympic.org) divider line 135
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2013-09-12 09:38:58 AM
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What an Aryan athlete looks like.
 
2013-09-12 09:41:11 AM
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Quick question, how does someone jump so well while having such large brass balls?
 
2013-09-12 09:56:46 AM
No, Mr. Hitler, you can't have a superior Aryan race

Jesse Owens was a great man and all, but let's not forget that Germany kicked everyone's asses in the metal count.  Hitler was pretty happy with how the games went.

HBD, Mr. Owens.
 
2013-09-12 10:04:25 AM
In my mind, Owens at the '36 Olympics is the second greatest moment in US sports history.

After The Miracle on Ice, of course.
 
2013-09-12 10:25:31 AM
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-12 10:28:50 AM
Let's not forget that Jesse Owens always said he was better treated by the Germans than he was back home.

That makes me incredibly sad.
 
2013-09-12 10:34:14 AM

brap: Let's not forget that Jesse Owens always said he was better treated by the Germans than he was back home.

That makes me incredibly sad.


Owens said,
"Hitler didn't snub me - it was FDR who snubbed me. The president didn't even send me a telegram."
 
2013-09-12 10:35:11 AM

Lionel Mandrake: Germany kicked everyone's asses in the metal count.


Rammstein was around back then?
 
2013-09-12 10:35:52 AM

brap: Let's not forget that Jesse Owens always said he was better treated by the Germans than he was back home.

That makes me incredibly sad.


The only acceptable story is that Jesse Owens taught Hitler all about how the US of A is the greatest country and Germany never recovered.
 
2013-09-12 10:36:13 AM

brap: Let's not forget that Jesse Owens always said he was better treated by the Germans than he was back home.

That makes me incredibly sad.


He could sit anywhere he wanted on German buses and was quite a celebrity in Germany. He even said Hitler waved at him when Owens passed by and sent him an autographed picture.

FDR, our president at the time, didn't even publicly acknowledge Owens' victories.
 
2013-09-12 10:47:55 AM

FlashHarry: [img.photobucket.com image 643x358]


RIP Tim "Ripper" Owens
 
2013-09-12 11:05:58 AM

cameroncrazy1984: Lionel Mandrake: Germany kicked everyone's asses in the metal count.

Rammstein was around back then?


No, but I'm pretty sure the Scorpions were.
 
2013-09-12 11:19:06 AM
Here's hoping all the rest of the world's gay winter Olympians humiliate the Russian athletes next year.
 
2013-09-12 11:19:23 AM
cdn.faniq.com
 
2013-09-12 11:19:25 AM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img585.imageshack.us image 610x390]


Quick question, how does someone jump so well while having such large brass balls?


Because momentum is mass times velocity.
 
2013-09-12 11:19:52 AM
Came for  "Blazing Saddles" reference, really satisfied.
/Props ;o late, great Clevon Little.
 
2013-09-12 11:20:33 AM
Tangentially related, but if you haven't seen the HBO documentary "Glickman", it's well worth a look.
 
2013-09-12 11:21:02 AM
It's a great photo and all, but I don't think notions of Aryan superiority revolved around running really fast.
 
2013-09-12 11:21:58 AM
SO what's the preferred Aryan race?  The 100 m or the 800 m?
 
2013-09-12 11:24:41 AM

Lionel Mandrake: No, Mr. Hitler, you can't have a superior Aryan race

Jesse Owens was a great man and all, but let's not forget that Germany kicked everyone's asses in the metal count.  Hitler was pretty happy with how the games went.

HBD, Mr. Owens.


Yeah, plus they were able to pivot the racism anyway: "well of COURSE the savages are better at sports: we may not be the best in every category but we are above average at everything without any of the crushing weaknesses all the non-Aryans suffer from in one category or another."
 
2013-09-12 11:26:51 AM

Tellingthem: brap: Let's not forget that Jesse Owens always said he was better treated by the Germans than he was back home.

That makes me incredibly sad.

Owens said,
"Hitler didn't snub me - it was FDR who snubbed me. The president didn't even send me a telegram."


I believe FDR's comments were "I will not stand for this!"
 
2013-09-12 11:29:09 AM
CSB
Jessie Owens visited our Boy Scout/Cub Scout troop when I was 9.  It was a dinner, and I remember seeing a movie (B&W!, what?) before he spoke.  Somewhere there is a picture of me with him.
/CSB
 
2013-09-12 11:29:30 AM

Mentat: SO what's the preferred Aryan race?  The 100 m or the 800 m?


Formula One
 
2013-09-12 11:29:33 AM
President Obama said Americans are exceptional people.
 
2013-09-12 11:29:44 AM
I hope the 2014 Winter Olympic produce similar feats, i.e. gay athletes beating homophobic athletes.
 
2013-09-12 11:29:46 AM

ChipNASA: [cdn.faniq.com image 555x800]


As soon as holodecks  become a reality I know what have of Fark will be doing.
 
2013-09-12 11:29:57 AM
Be me.

Be German.

Be very very German.

Get goaded by my better half to sign up at 23andme.

Discover you have a West African ancestor, some time 11 generations ago.

Which would be mid-1700's or so, when my forebears were living in various German port cities.

Where there were no slaves. Where there was no financial incentive to regard blacks as subhuman.

Where a black dude settling down, marrying and assimilating might not even provoke anyone to bat an eye.

Yeah, that's right, Mr. Hitler. You can't have a superior Aryan race. Now make nice with your cousin, Mr. Owens.
 
2013-09-12 11:30:22 AM

Evil Mackerel: ChipNASA: [cdn.faniq.com image 555x800]

As soon as holodecks  become a reality I know what half of Fark will be doing.


FTFM
 
2013-09-12 11:32:07 AM
My sons girlfriend is from his hometown, Moulton AL
 
2013-09-12 11:33:50 AM
Owens said,
"Hitler didn't snub me - it was FDR who snubbed me. The president didn't even send me a telegram."

I believe FDR's comments were "I will not stand for this!"


That was just the way he rolled.
 
2013-09-12 11:34:01 AM

HotIgneous Intruder: President Obama said Americans are exceptional people.


derp
 
2013-09-12 11:37:42 AM
How the butterfly spins - Owen's victory went on to spur Hitler to create the infamous concentration camps and begin his campaign of mass extermination.
 
2013-09-12 11:37:50 AM
It's like a bad joke. He was a demented, flatulent, stunted, one balled, sub IQ nut bar who had lots of Jewish relatives and yet he thinks he and people like him were the empitomy of the "master" race. What a deluded pyschopath. It's laughable how people defend him, his works or the Nazi party for the destruction they caused to the human race.
 
2013-09-12 11:39:10 AM

Crewmannumber6: My sons girlfriend is from his hometown, Moulton AL


I've been to Moulton, sir. And just about every other small town in Alabama. Lots of chicken farms around there. And I don't mean that colloquially.

Smells about like you would expect it to.
 
2013-09-12 11:39:50 AM

EyeballKid: Here's hoping all the rest of the world's gay winter Olympians humiliate the Russian athletes next year.


I hope they dont get any just to have the reporters who have who wrote up their monologues comparing it to Owens have head explosion moments.
 
2013-09-12 11:40:32 AM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img209.imageshack.us image 600x350]

What an Aryan athlete looks like.


I thought I read that Aryans were a semetic people...Woudn't that imply swarthy skin and dark hair?
 
2013-09-12 11:41:51 AM

Dr Dreidel: FlashHarry: [img.photobucket.com image 643x358]

RIP Tim "Ripper" Owens


Nooooooooooooooooo!
 
2013-09-12 11:42:04 AM

Lionel Mandrake: No, Mr. Hitler, you can't have a superior Aryan race

Jesse Owens was a great man and all, but let's not forget that Germany kicked everyone's asses in the metal count.  Hitler was pretty happy with how the games went.

HBD, Mr. Owens.


Came to be the Debbie Downer, glad to see you already handled it.
 
2013-09-12 11:42:59 AM
Cornelius Johnson, an African American athlete won the first gold medal for the U.S. When he was going to receive his award, Hitler left the stadium early and was snubbed.
 
2013-09-12 11:43:43 AM

indarwinsshadow: It's like a bad joke. He was a demented, flatulent, stunted, one balled, sub IQ nut bar who had lots of Jewish relatives and yet he thinks he and people like him were the empitomy of the "master" race. What a deluded pyschopath. It's laughable how people defend him, his works or the Nazi party for the destruction they caused to the human race.


Yeah! You tell them how bad Hitler was!

/Hitler was a bad, bad person
 
2013-09-12 11:44:28 AM

ArkAngel: brap: Let's not forget that Jesse Owens always said he was better treated by the Germans than he was back home.

That makes me incredibly sad.

He could sit anywhere he wanted on German buses and was quite a celebrity in Germany. He even said Hitler waved at him when Owens passed by and sent him an autographed picture.

FDR, our president at the time, didn't even publicly acknowledge Owens' victories.


Yep pretty much, everyone likes to pretend Owens winning was some big USA event, when in reality Owens was welcomed in Germany and shunned in the USA. I believe he had to take the service elevator up to his own celebration back here.
 
2013-09-12 11:45:08 AM

indarwinsshadow: It's like a bad joke. He was a demented, flatulent, stunted, one balled, sub IQ nut bar who had lots of Jewish relatives and yet he thinks he and people like him were the empitomy of the "master" race. What a deluded pyschopath. It's laughable how people defend him, his works or the Nazi party for the destruction they caused to the human race.


Built the Autobahn and Volkswagen, though.

And, apparently, was kind to doggies.
 
2013-09-12 11:45:16 AM

Tellingthem: Mentat: SO what's the preferred Aryan race?  The 100 m or the 800 m?

Formula One


Until they switched to Zyklon B.
 
2013-09-12 11:47:00 AM

indarwinsshadow: It's like a bad joke. He was a demented, flatulent, stunted, one balled, sub IQ nut bar who had lots of Jewish relatives and yet he thinks he and people like him were the empitomy of the "master" race. What a deluded pyschopath. It's laughable how people defend him, his works or the Nazi party for the destruction they caused to the human race.


Yeah, but what about Hitler?

/*ducks*
 
2013-09-12 11:49:10 AM
Aryans are the direct result of aliens interbreeding with humans.
Therefore they are the Master Race.
One doesn't need to be a racist to recognize this.
 
2013-09-12 11:50:17 AM

ArkAngel: brap: Let's not forget that Jesse Owens always said he was better treated by the Germans than he was back home.

That makes me incredibly sad.

He could sit anywhere he wanted on German buses and was quite a celebrity in Germany. He even said Hitler waved at him when Owens passed by and sent him an autographed picture.

FDR, our president at the time, didn't even publicly acknowledge Owens' victories.


So Sarah Palin is president.
 
2013-09-12 11:51:32 AM

indarwinsshadow: The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img209.imageshack.us image 600x350]

What an Aryan athlete looks like.

I thought I read that Aryans were a semetic people...Woudn't that imply swarthy skin and dark hair?


Yup. What an Aryan may also look like:

www.opinion-maker.org

images.beijing2008.cn

www.indigenouspeople.net
 
2013-09-12 11:51:49 AM

CarnySaur: Tangentially related, but if you haven't seen the HBO documentary "Glickman", it's well worth a look.


Same thought occurred to me. It was a pretty decent documentary in spite of the whiny back story.
 
2013-09-12 11:53:20 AM

Gonz: indarwinsshadow: It's like a bad joke. He was a demented, flatulent, stunted, one balled, sub IQ nut bar who had lots of Jewish relatives and yet he thinks he and people like him were the empitomy of the "master" race. What a deluded pyschopath. It's laughable how people defend him, his works or the Nazi party for the destruction they caused to the human race.

Built the Autobahn and Volkswagen, though.

And, apparently, was kind to doggies.


Also he had a killer 'stache.
 
2013-09-12 11:56:50 AM

talkertopc: I hope the 2014 Winter Olympic produce similar feats, i.e. gay athletes beating homophobic athletes.


Just wait until the Canadian Women's hockey team destroys everyone, wins gold, strips down right there on the ice and has a massive orgy.

Cause cigars and beer on the ice last Olympics was just a gateway protest!
 
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