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(LA Times)   Clint Eastwood's wife files for legal separation, presumably after realizing he's 35 years older than her   (latimes.com) divider line 43
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2013-09-12 09:46:07 AM
After having to watch her stupid show one time, I have a feeling Clint is thinking "go ahead, make my day."
 
2013-09-12 09:59:13 AM
Will he even notice she's gone? Has long as he's got an empty chair he'll never be truly alone.
 
2013-09-12 10:41:08 AM
Done in two.
 
2013-09-12 11:04:19 AM
"So are you gonna make me a sandwich or not?"

mannerofspeaking.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-09-12 11:11:39 AM
got tired of answering to those wrinkly balls
 
2013-09-12 11:34:08 AM
Thanks 0BUMMER!
 
2013-09-12 11:39:54 AM
GODDAMIT OBAMA, GAY MARRIAGE RUINED THEIR FAMILY
 
2013-09-12 11:39:56 AM
Isn't he over 80? She can't wait this out?
 
2013-09-12 11:41:14 AM

apacheco: got tired of answering to those wrinkly balls


Deserve's got nothing to do with it.
 
2013-09-12 12:17:17 PM

Zombie DJ: "So are you gonna make me a sandwich or not?"

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Damn, was going to make a similar joke.  Punchline would have been "Have you met my wife?"
 
2013-09-12 12:37:19 PM
Go ahead, make my lunch....
www.resounders.com

Do it in my pants.
Make a little lunch.
Sit down tonight.
Sit down tonight.

KC and the Sunshine Retirement Home Band.
 
2013-09-12 12:38:51 PM
She just got sick of changing his pampers.
 
2013-09-12 12:47:57 PM

Zombie DJ: "So are you gonna make me a sandwich or not?"

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"Get me a brewski, b*tch!"
 
2013-09-12 12:49:45 PM
CLYYYYYYDE
 
2013-09-12 12:51:24 PM
He's got chicken neck.
 
2013-09-12 12:52:57 PM
I'll bet he was 35 years older when they were married, too.
 
2013-09-12 01:03:49 PM

Mad Scientist: I'll bet he was 35 years older when they were married, too.


But she didn't have to wait for the pill to work before farking him then.
 
2013-09-12 01:38:26 PM

Hoboclown: Isn't he over 80? She can't wait this out?


Seriously - he was born the same year as my dad, and dad's been dead since 2009.

Stick it out and get the whole nine yards, divorce and only get half. Plus you get to snub Sandra Locke at the funeral.

/win win
 
2013-09-12 01:39:24 PM

Zombie DJ: "So are you gonna make me a sandwich or not?"

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Soda came out of my nose. It burns horribly.
 
2013-09-12 01:51:48 PM
www.celebitchy.com
 
2013-09-12 02:23:06 PM
A lotta Libbies in this thread apparently mad that Clint was an orator at the RNC.
 
2013-09-12 02:32:23 PM
uh, re-pete?
 
2013-09-12 02:32:57 PM

T.rex: A lotta Libbies in this thread apparently mad that Clint was an orator at the RNC.


Mad? no, we thought it was great. The Republicans' best comedy bit last year, except for Rick Perry's oops. And the "legitimate rape" thing. And nominating an out-of-touch rich guy for Prez. Oh comedy gold all around.
 
2013-09-12 02:35:47 PM

T.rex: A lotta Libbies in this thread apparently mad that Clint was an orator at the RNC.


I think they are more upset that a an actor they respected embarrassed himself on national television by derping at an empty chair and failing to even make it entertaining.
 
2013-09-12 03:00:38 PM
Actually funny.

www.hollywoodreporter.com

Clint just sounded old and out of touch.  Ironic eh?
 
2013-09-12 04:01:52 PM
Clint was banging this, can ya blame him?

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2013-09-12 04:16:45 PM

theflatline: Clint was banging this, can ya blame him?

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How do you "bang" with a balloon full of water?
/Where are all the "aging is so great" people now?
 
2013-09-12 04:29:56 PM

Hoboclown: Isn't he over 80? She can't wait this out?


If he's anything like men in my family, he'll die about a decade after everything that makes life worth living stops working and not one minute before.

Not sure how I'm feeling about probably being so long lived, but I should make sure I have a nice stockpile of drugs built up and maybe go out Dennis Hopper-style.
 
2013-09-12 04:41:03 PM
Eastwood might be older than time itself and affiliate himself with the RNC, but I will watch any movie he stars in or directs. He's just awesome in, well, nearly everything. Even Every Which Way But Loose, co-starring a chimp.

Dude, it's Clint farking Eastwood.
 
2013-09-12 04:46:13 PM
*she
 
2013-09-12 04:54:52 PM

dickfreckle: Eastwood might be older than time itself and affiliate himself with the RNC, but I will watch any movie he stars in or directs. He's just awesome in, well, nearly everything.



I've never seen the end of Million Dollar Baby. Just too depressing. Walked out 10 minutes before the end and hid the key to the gun safe when I got home.

I've seen some depressing movies in my time, had to go home and have a stiff drink after several of them, that one is just relentless.
 
2013-09-12 08:12:47 PM

OldManDownDRoad: Hoboclown: Isn't he over 80? She can't wait this out?

Seriously - he was born the same year as my dad, and dad's been dead since 2009.

Stick it out and get the whole nine yards, divorce and only get half. Plus you get to snub Sandra Locke at the funeral.

/win win


He looks fit. I think he will make it into his 90s.
 
2013-09-12 08:14:27 PM

T.rex: A lotta Libbies in this thread apparently mad that Clint was an orator at the RNC.


I'm disappointed that he aligned himself with psychopaths. I always like Clint and thought he was an intelligent, compassionate man.
 
2013-09-12 08:47:52 PM

theflatline: Clint was banging this, can ya blame him?

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Somebody should probably tell Elvis Costello...
 
2013-09-12 09:04:18 PM

abhorrent1: [www.celebiatchy.com image 850x606]


WTH is that?
 
2013-09-12 10:47:38 PM

kg2095: T.rex: A lotta Libbies in this thread apparently mad that Clint was an orator at the RNC.

I'm disappointed that he aligned himself with psychopaths. I always like Clint and thought he was an intelligent, compassionate man.


Too old. Brain is clogged. Aging is a horror.
 
2013-09-12 11:19:23 PM
Wikipedia the ass clint was banging in his time.

Doesn't matter what your wet dreams come up with, thats not even close to what clint had in his day.

/Steve mcqueen's dick should be in the hall of fame as well, half these bronies come up with cartoon pussy compared to these guys
 
2013-09-13 04:36:06 AM

OldManDownDRoad: dickfreckle: Eastwood might be older than time itself and affiliate himself with the RNC, but I will watch any movie he stars in or directs. He's just awesome in, well, nearly everything.


I've never seen the end of Million Dollar Baby. Just too depressing. Walked out 10 minutes before the end and hid the key to the gun safe when I got home.

I've seen some depressing movies in my time, had to go home and have a stiff drink after several of them, that one is just relentless.


I had a similar reaction to Requiem For a Dream (no Eastwood). That film disturbed the sh*t out of me. Didn't sleep well for days. Eliciting a powerful emotional response is what good art should be, but damn.
 
2013-09-13 04:46:51 AM

kg2095: OldManDownDRoad: Hoboclown: Isn't he over 80? She can't wait this out?

Seriously - he was born the same year as my dad, and dad's been dead since 2009.

Stick it out and get the whole nine yards, divorce and only get half. Plus you get to snub Sandra Locke at the funeral.

/win win

He looks fit. I think he will make it into his 90s.


He's also rich and has better health care than most of us. Hell, my grandfather was a poor dumb bastard and he made it almost to 91, This is Clint we're talking about. I'm 38 and he'll likely outlive me.
 
2013-09-13 06:53:28 AM

T.rex: A lotta Libbies in this thread apparently mad that Clint was an orator at the RNC.


Another conservative mistaking anger with amusement. See also Sarah Palin.
 
2013-09-13 07:01:43 AM

John Buck 41: abhorrent1: [www.celebiatchy.com image 850x606]

WTH is that?


don't know. Her cum-shot face?
 
2013-09-13 01:00:55 PM

Mugato: T.rex: A lotta Libbies in this thread apparently mad that Clint was an orator at the RNC.

Another conservative mistaking anger with amusement. See also Sarah Palin.


I'll see your Palin and raise you one Anthony Weiner.

/hey, and i'm not really conservative... more libertarian, (which is what i though Clint was)... but for some reason i get more satisfaction out of trolling the Libs.
 
2013-09-13 04:58:01 PM

abhorrent1: John Buck 41: abhorrent1: [www.celebiatchy.com image 850x606]

WTH is that?

don't know. Her cum-shot face?


As good an explanation as anything, I suppose
 
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