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(Daily Mail)   Mama June gettin' all purtied up for her wedding, because you weren't planning to eat today anyway   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 32
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2013-09-12 09:19:10 AM  
What a disgusting blob of goo.  I should tape a picture of her to my refrigerator to remind me that no, I don't need that bowl of ice cream after dinner....an apple would be better.
 
2013-09-12 09:30:52 AM  
s24.postimg.org
 
2013-09-12 09:55:34 AM  
s8.postimg.org
 
2013-09-12 10:03:49 AM  
Next time you masterbate, think of this:
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-09-12 10:07:50 AM  
You can put lipstick on a pig................................................................... ...........................
 
2013-09-12 10:08:52 AM  
I hovered over the URL first...NOPE
 
2013-09-12 10:15:04 AM  
there area lot of things on a woman I can look past - even things I find attractive other men wouldn't - but facial hair - Fark that
 
2013-09-12 10:21:15 AM  
GAG.

As a woman who battles facial hair, fer chrissake deal with that shiat.  It's not hard.  Don't give me that crap "I'm happy who I am", WOMEN DO NOT NEED TO HAVE FACIAL HAIR.  Unless you're PCOS or some other hirsute condition that makes it extremely difficult for you to keep up with, keep a farking razor in the damn shower for your face and deal with it.  Unlike pit and leg hair, you don't generally cover that shiat up when your're out, and I don't need to see it.

/sorry, rant off
//some women send me off the deep end
///perhaps I need moar coffee......
 
2013-09-12 10:51:48 AM  
I've made a lot of bad choices in life. Last night I had plenty of wine, which was not a bad choice unto itself. Waking up and clicking on this link though - those were bad choices.
 
2013-09-12 10:55:28 AM  
Check out the Penelope Cruz pics on the sidebar. I'm still looking for the non-blurred shots. Her boobs look HUGE..... let me see them!
 
2013-09-12 10:59:18 AM  
What, did he not have any cousins?
 
2013-09-12 11:16:48 AM  
I am just glad that was her face they decided to shave. That tunnel of trailer-trash lovin must look like a hurricane hit it.
 
2013-09-12 11:18:21 AM  
and

Voilà

silk purse.
 
2013-09-12 11:45:39 AM  
farking hot!  Kissing those necks and getting a big ass facial hair in your mouth.  Twirl it with your tongue...

/Ill be in my bunk crying
 
2013-09-12 11:53:42 AM  
Am I the only one that thinks shaving her goiter simply makes it stand out?
 
2013-09-12 11:55:15 AM  

Litterbox: farking hot!  Kissing those necks and getting a big ass facial hair in your mouth.  Twirl it with your tongue...

/Ill be in my bunk crying


welp.  I didn't want lunch anyway.....
 
2013-09-12 12:34:20 PM  
Some of those pictures are horrific. Really needs a NSFAnything tag. Also we, as society, should make an example of her. We can't let her her be an encouragement to others who think they can get fat and raise a shiatty coont of a child and end up famous.

I'd say kill her, but I know you're a squeamish lot, so perhaps just call her and her ilk rude names anonymously on an internet board? That ought to do it.
 
2013-09-12 12:58:49 PM  

Litterbox: farking hot!  Kissing those necks and getting a big ass facial hair in your mouth.  Twirl it with your tongue...

/Ill be in my bunk crying


GAAAAHHHHHHHH!
 
2013-09-12 01:13:20 PM  

Slaxl: I'd say kill her, but I know you're a squeamish lot, so perhaps just call her and her ilk rude names anonymously on an internet board? That ought to do it.


The problem is what do you do with the body. You can't go the mobster pig farm route because the excess fat plays hell with the little piggies digestion, and remote burial would only lead to the possibility of the EPA finding out through ground water contamination, and holy hell don't even try fire, do you realize how long that would burn? Fat people burn like farking used tires.
 
2013-09-12 02:27:11 PM  

IdBeCrazyIf: Slaxl: I'd say kill her, but I know you're a squeamish lot, so perhaps just call her and her ilk rude names anonymously on an internet board? That ought to do it.

The problem is what do you do with the body. You can't go the mobster pig farm route because the excess fat plays hell with the little piggies digestion, and remote burial would only lead to the possibility of the EPA finding out through ground water contamination, and holy hell don't even try fire, do you realize how long that would burn? Fat people burn like farking used tires.


Feed the starving? Or are we trying to keep it on the quiet so we don't go to jail? Assuming they still jail people for such minor things.
 
2013-09-12 02:50:31 PM  
All I see of "reality" TV(including the talent shows) is from the Soup and Chelsea but from what I can tell, Mama June is the most respectable of the whole bunch.
 
2013-09-12 03:14:06 PM  

monoski: I am just glad that was her face they decided to shave. That tunnel of trailer-trash lovin must look like a hurricane hit it.


urp......
 
2013-09-12 03:47:16 PM  

Slaxl: IdBeCrazyIf: Slaxl: I'd say kill her, but I know you're a squeamish lot, so perhaps just call her and her ilk rude names anonymously on an internet board? That ought to do it.

The problem is what do you do with the body. You can't go the mobster pig farm route because the excess fat plays hell with the little piggies digestion, and remote burial would only lead to the possibility of the EPA finding out through ground water contamination, and holy hell don't even try fire, do you realize how long that would burn? Fat people burn like farking used tires.

Feed the starving? Or are we trying to keep it on the quiet so we don't go to jail? Assuming they still jail people for such minor things.


Roll her down a septic tank? Go with the hack into itty little bits and devolve them with acid?
 
2013-09-12 04:37:42 PM  

Richard C Stanford: Slaxl: IdBeCrazyIf: Slaxl: I'd say kill her, but I know you're a squeamish lot, so perhaps just call her and her ilk rude names anonymously on an internet board? That ought to do it.

The problem is what do you do with the body. You can't go the mobster pig farm route because the excess fat plays hell with the little piggies digestion, and remote burial would only lead to the possibility of the EPA finding out through ground water contamination, and holy hell don't even try fire, do you realize how long that would burn? Fat people burn like farking used tires.

Feed the starving? Or are we trying to keep it on the quiet so we don't go to jail? Assuming they still jail people for such minor things.

Roll her down a septic tank? Go with the hack into itty little bits and devolve them with acid?



Tear her into itty bitty pieces and bury her alive?
 
2013-09-12 05:57:59 PM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: GAG.

As a woman who battles facial hair, fer chrissake deal with that shiat.  It's not hard.  Don't give me that crap "I'm happy who I am", WOMEN DO NOT NEED TO HAVE FACIAL HAIR.  Unless you're PCOS or some other hirsute condition that makes it extremely difficult for you to keep up with, keep a farking razor in the damn shower for your face and deal with it.  Unlike pit and leg hair, you don't generally cover that shiat up when your're out, and I don't need to see it.


Electrolysis is great even if you have PCOS, or are Italian (or both).   To admit in public, as a woman, that you have to shave your face is unnecessary and yes, gross.
 
2013-09-12 06:08:41 PM  

Misconduc: Next time you masterbate, think of this:
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x364]


I was supposed to wait until next time?
 
2013-09-12 07:54:17 PM  
Um, waxing at a salon? Is that not an available service in the South...or wherever it is that this show is actually filmed?
 
2013-09-12 08:24:37 PM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: GAG.

As a woman who battles facial hair, fer chrissake deal with that shiat.  It's not hard.  Don't give me that crap "I'm happy who I am", WOMEN DO NOT NEED TO HAVE FACIAL HAIR.  Unless you're PCOS or some other hirsute condition that makes it extremely difficult for you to keep up with, keep a farking razor in the damn shower for your face and deal with it.  Unlike pit and leg hair, you don't generally cover that shiat up when your're out, and I don't need to see it.

/sorry, rant off
//some women send me off the deep end
///perhaps I need moar coffee......


If I had to guess, hers isn't hirstute related, it's glandular. When people get grossly obese, the body simply shiats itself in a lot of ways.

Though the article did say she's lost 100 lbs, dear god. I'm glad for her and terrified that she still looks like that after losing 100 lbs.
 
2013-09-12 08:25:11 PM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: GAG.

As a woman who battles facial hair, fer chrissake deal with that shiat.  It's not hard.  Don't give me that crap "I'm happy who I am", WOMEN DO NOT NEED TO HAVE FACIAL HAIR.  Unless you're PCOS or some other hirsute condition that makes it extremely difficult for you to keep up with, keep a farking razor in the damn shower for your face and deal with it.  Unlike pit and leg hair, you don't generally cover that shiat up when your're out, and I don't need to see it.

/sorry, rant off
//some women send me off the deep end
///perhaps I need moar coffee......


Electrolysis would be a more permanent solution. But it's a bit expensive and painful.
 
2013-09-12 08:34:23 PM  
Actually I do plan to eat because if there is anything I hate worse than throwing up its having dry heaves.
 
2013-09-13 07:37:40 PM  

ravenlore: Um, waxing at a salon? Is that not an available service in the South...


It is, but an increasing number of people are capable of doing things for themselves these days.
 
2013-09-13 07:54:01 PM  

Tourney3p0: ravenlore: Um, waxing at a salon? Is that not an available service in the South...

It is, but an increasing number of people are capable of doing things for themselves these days.


My point was not salon vs DIY, but that excess fuzziness can be managed as a regular thing, it doesn't become an issue suddenly only for special occasions.
 
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