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(TMZ)   Mumford & Sons kicked out of strip club after owners feared they would put everyone to sleep   ( ) divider line 10
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2704 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 12 Sep 2013 at 9:52 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-09-12 09:58:38 AM  
3 votes:

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: I don't understand all the hate.

They put on a great live show.

Of course the strippers do. The club owner just thought Mumford et al would be jealous.
2013-09-12 09:05:17 AM  
2 votes:
Oh come on now.  Nothing like a rousing banjo melody in every farking song that sounds practically identical to every OTHER farking song they've ever done to keep people awake!!

/I think I just murdered the English language with that sentence...
2013-09-12 01:51:14 PM  
1 vote:

SlothB77: Primitive Screwhead: SlothB77: Houndmouth will be the new Lumineers.

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i dunno what that is, but:

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and yes, farkers, the girl in this band, you would.

And it has Peter Dinklage too!
2013-09-12 01:27:39 PM  
1 vote:
It takes a special grade of asshole to be kicked out of the Clairmont, screw those guys
2013-09-12 12:36:50 PM  
1 vote:

bulldg4life: wildcardjack: A "strip" club doing karaoke night? Do they mean "strip mall" club?

It's the Clermont.

That's all you need to know.

I can't even imagine how much of a douchebag you have to be to get kicked out of the Clermont.
2013-09-12 12:11:00 PM  
1 vote:
I forget which thread, but someone referred to them as a "jug band" which I found amusing, anyway...
2013-09-12 10:29:39 AM  
1 vote:
Ow!  My mandolin!
2013-09-12 09:58:38 AM  
1 vote:

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: I don't understand all the hate.

They put on a great live show.

Because people now know who they are.
2013-09-12 08:33:35 AM  
1 vote:
Meh.  I've been kicked out of classier joints than that.
2013-09-12 08:32:54 AM  
1 vote:
They really farked it up this time.
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