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(Politico)   Pigs fly, Drew's sober, Miley puts her clothes on, and Ted Cruz praises Obama   (politico.com) divider line 27
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2013-09-12 08:29:15 AM
The Heritage foundation Jesse Helms lecture series?

That must be a hoot.
 
2013-09-12 08:33:33 AM
YES!

*punches air and does happy dance*

The tea baggers are not gonna forgive him!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
2013-09-12 08:35:16 AM
And yet another "RINO who was never a *TRUE* Conservative" is born. Who's next on the depth chart?
 
2013-09-12 08:40:51 AM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: And yet another "RINO who was never a *TRUE* Conservative" is born. Who's next on the depth chart?


Louie Gohmert 2016!
 
2013-09-12 08:53:56 AM
I'm sure it's temporary. By lunchtime, e'll be back to the good work of repealing Obamacare.
 
2013-09-12 08:59:39 AM

propasaurus: Mr. Coffee Nerves: And yet another "RINO who was never a *TRUE* Conservative" is born. Who's next on the depth chart?

Louie Gohmert 2016!


Please don't joke, I have actually heard that.
 
2013-09-12 09:00:47 AM
So much for there ever being a President Cruz.

/he's Canadian, anyway
//I don't care if he 'gave up' his citizenship
///whar gave-up-citizenship paperwork, whar
 
2013-09-12 09:02:03 AM

baka-san: propasaurus: Mr. Coffee Nerves: And yet another "RINO who was never a *TRUE* Conservative" is born. Who's next on the depth chart?

Louie Gohmert 2016!

Please don't joke, I have actually heard that.


Any Pyles that are prominent in the Republican party?  Coz I would seriously vote for the Gohmert/Pyle ticket.
 
2013-09-12 09:17:50 AM

baka-san: propasaurus: Mr. Coffee Nerves: And yet another "RINO who was never a *TRUE* Conservative" is born. Who's next on the depth chart?

Louie Gohmert 2016!

Please don't joke, I have actually heard that.



Please tell me you're joking.
 
2013-09-12 09:18:32 AM
Sorry Teddy, you should have payed attention to what happened to Christie after Hurricane Sandy.
 
2013-09-12 09:25:25 AM

SilentStrider: baka-san: propasaurus: Mr. Coffee Nerves: And yet another "RINO who was never a *TRUE* Conservative" is born. Who's next on the depth chart?

Louie Gohmert 2016!

Please don't joke, I have actually heard that.


Please tell me you're joking.


Nope.
 
2013-09-12 09:47:12 AM

xanadian: So much for there ever being a President Cruz.

/he's Canadian, anyway
//I don't care if he 'gave up' his citizenship
///whar gave-up-citizenship paperwork, whar


Besides, he is still Cuban too.
 
2013-09-12 09:49:23 AM

Eddie Adams from Torrance: I'm sure it's temporary. By lunchtime, e'll be back to the good work of repealing Obamacare.



You sound Scottish, laddie.
 
2013-09-12 09:51:31 AM
"We need 100 more like Jesse Helms." Link

I think it's clear that celebrating this racist bigot proves just how much the GOP has rebranded itself.
 
2013-09-12 09:54:04 AM
2 greasy mofos

cdn-5.usa-presidents.infotheamericanleftdotcom.files.wordpress.com

1 goal
 
2013-09-12 10:03:16 AM

baka-san: propasaurus: Mr. Coffee Nerves: And yet another "RINO who was never a *TRUE* Conservative" is born. Who's next on the depth chart?

Louie Gohmert 2016!

Please don't joke, I have actually heard that.


...but that's fantastic! We could have another horrendous shiat show of a GOP primary like last time. Let's get Gohmert up there with Cruz, King, and all the rest of the complete farktards. It sounds like Santorum might make another go of it, get him up there. Force Chris Christie to either stand with them and lose the general or stand against them and lose the primary.
 
2013-09-12 10:08:25 AM
It doesn't matter. Ted Cruz is still a f*cking asshole.

And anyone - ANYONE - who seriously thinks Louie Gohmert would be a good president should have their citizenship revoked, then be shot in the face.
 
2013-09-12 10:11:28 AM
 
2013-09-12 10:31:45 AM

baka-san: SilentStrider: baka-san: propasaurus: Mr. Coffee Nerves: And yet another "RINO who was never a *TRUE* Conservative" is born. Who's next on the depth chart?

Louie Gohmert 2016!

Please don't joke, I have actually heard that.


Please tell me you're joking.

Nope.


My response is the following:

img.chan4chan.com

Because the Dems could nominate a brown paper bag and it'll win the Presidency, because it's not Louie Gohmert.
 
2013-09-12 10:49:21 AM

baka-san: SilentStrider: baka-san: propasaurus: Mr. Coffee Nerves: And yet another "RINO who was never a *TRUE* Conservative" is born. Who's next on the depth chart?

Louie Gohmert 2016!

Please don't joke, I have actually heard that.


Please tell me you're joking.

Nope.


Christ.
 
2013-09-12 10:49:59 AM
Well, ifn Ted Cruz is fer it, then I'm agin' it!
 
2013-09-12 10:57:54 AM

baka-san: SilentStrider: baka-san: propasaurus: Mr. Coffee Nerves: And yet another "RINO who was never a *TRUE* Conservative" is born. Who's next on the depth chart?

Louie Gohmert 2016!

Please don't joke, I have actually heard that.


Please tell me you're joking.

Nope.


I see you have met some of my cousins in the ArkLaTex.

Hope you have had all your shots.
 
2013-09-12 11:26:44 AM
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2013-09-12 01:13:26 PM
Rafael Edward Cruz

/His mothers vagina guarantees U.S. citizenship.
//Many men have become U.S. citizens by using her vagina.
 
2013-09-12 02:28:02 PM

Texian: Nope.

I see you have met some of my cousins in the ArkLaTex.

Hope you have had all your shots.


I live here...

Accidentally ran into a tea bagger circle jerk when I had to go to city hall to get tags for one of the cars...

Somebody on the mic mentioned "Gohmert in 20161"

There were cheers.

*facepalm*
 
2013-09-12 02:54:48 PM

baka-san: Texian: Nope.

I see you have met some of my cousins in the ArkLaTex.

Hope you have had all your shots.

I live here...

Accidentally ran into a tea bagger circle jerk when I had to go to city hall to get tags for one of the cars...

Somebody on the mic mentioned "Gohmert in 20161"

There were cheers.

*facepalm*


I feel your pain. Until recently, I worked in Leander, home of LaRue Tactical, the NRA, Ted Cruz & John Birch's biggest fans.
 
2013-09-12 03:52:55 PM

mrshowrules: List of People Conspiring Against the GOP, and therefore, America (LOPCATGOPATA for short):


this is why Mr Show rules
 
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