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(Big Frog 104) Video Is this 13-year-old with a rare joint disorder the next Carrie Underwood? X-Factor judge Simon Cowell thinks so   (bigfrog104.com) divider line 45
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2013-09-12 10:41:22 AM
Let's get this out of the way, because it's Fark

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So.... that out of the way, she's got a great voice, powerful, confident delivery. I can see her primary audience, shallow pop fans, being intimidated by her appearance during live shows, though. That's a shame, too. Nice to see she doesn't let it bother her, though, but fame and the pressure can change a lot of that.
 
2013-09-12 10:45:06 AM
You mean, will the flyover folk be easy pickin's for their hard-earned cash for a good story with not one care about the sub-standard "art?" Yes, Simon is right.
 
2013-09-12 10:45:32 AM
I will stick with Ariana Grande.
 
2013-09-12 11:09:36 AM
Scroll to the bottom and listen to the Lilly McCloud audition. Where the heck has she been the last 54 years?
 
2013-09-12 11:10:27 AM
Meh.  AW's are tiresome at any age.
 
2013-09-12 11:12:31 AM
www.altmanphoto.com

/Isle seat, please.
 
2013-09-12 11:21:43 AM
is it a little dusty in here?
 
2013-09-12 11:22:46 AM

belome: is it a little dusty in here?


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What a little Dusty may look like
 
2013-09-12 11:34:25 AM
Is 13-year-old  Rion Paige the next  Carrie Underwood? Simon Cowell thinks so, after she blew everyone at her 'X-Factor' audition during the season premiere.

Um, what? Was Big Frog 104 watching the same show as everyone else? Do they need to have a seat over there?

/sounds like quite an audition process...
 
2013-09-12 11:39:38 AM
She can't become a child star growing into a messed up adult, with those hands she'd never be able to swing on a wrecking ball.
 
2013-09-12 11:57:31 AM
Is 13-year-old  Rion Paige the next  Carrie Underwood? Simon Cowell thinks so, after she blew everyone at her 'X-Factor' audition during the season premiere.

Um, what? Was Big Frog 104 watching the same show as everyone else? Do they need to have a seat over there?

/sounds like quite an audition process...
Ha sorry missed the word AWAY. I meant blew everyone AWAY! Thanks for catching the mistake
 
2013-09-12 12:00:30 PM

PollyWogg: Ha sorry missed the word AWAY. I meant blew everyone AWAY! Thanks for catching the mistake


What you did was way funnier.
 
2013-09-12 12:29:15 PM
Okay, I'll say it. She's actually not that great of a singer. As her voice goes, she's no Bianca Ryan. But she has confidence and heart to spare. She's overcome her obstacles and has come out with a more positive personality than 99% of the people who actually have cause to be happy.

So while her voice, on its own merit, might be a 7 out of 10, her personality goes up to 11. And with the auto-tune generation she seems to be a part of even a 5 out of 10 is more than you need. So combine her delivery and force of personality with some effects and anything is possible.

And, frankly, I'd like to see that. She deserves to be a star.


Cheesehead_Dave: Scroll to the bottom and listen to the Lilly McCloud audition. Where the heck has she been the last 54 years?


Nice find, I dare say better than subby's. Worth the click and a fist of an angry god dot jepg.

/and yes, I know you've all seen the Bianca Ryan video before, but IMO, it's always worth watching again
 
2013-09-12 12:41:13 PM

HighZoolander: Is 13-year-old  Rion Paige the next  Carrie Underwood? Simon Cowell thinks so, after she blew everyone at her 'X-Factor' audition during the season premiere.

Um, what? Was Big Frog 104 watching the same show as everyone else? Do they need to have a seat over there?

/sounds like quite an audition process...


Agrees.

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2013-09-12 02:04:48 PM
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2013-09-12 02:07:29 PM
At least she doesn't suck as bad as the quality of judges this year.
 
2013-09-12 02:21:53 PM

Zombalupagus: Okay, I'll say it. She's actually not that great of a singer. As her voice goes, she's no Bianca Ryan. But she has confidence and heart to spare. She's overcome her obstacles and has come out with a more positive personality than 99% of the people who actually have cause to be happy.


Agree with the fact that her voice alone doesn't really blow me away.

As for Bianca Ryan, I'll raise you with Carly Rose Sonenclare from last year's X-Factor. The best part is that she killed it on the audition and then continued to get even better in the coming weeks with a repeat of her audition, Rolling in the Deep, and probably the very best version of Somewhere Over the Rainbow that I've ever heard in my life.
 
2013-09-12 02:26:21 PM
Great... she's going to play the cripple card.  What a ripoff.
 
2013-09-12 02:26:33 PM
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2013-09-12 02:37:15 PM
Before we crown her 'Miss New Superstar', will she be able to swing from a wrecking ball (when she turns 18), and use a foam finger in provocative ways, while twerking?

/ Seriously, she has a nice voice and I wish her well.
 
2013-09-12 03:46:10 PM

belome: is it a little dusty in here?


That was so amazingly close to Carrie's version it's scary.  What a positive young girl.

Check out 3:20 when while singing she blows a strand of hair out of her face.
 
2013-09-12 04:41:47 PM
FTFA: She's almost permanently blind in her right eye.

I have no idea what that means?
 
2013-09-12 04:52:33 PM

czetie: FTFA: She's almost permanently blind in her right eye.

I have no idea what that means?


If it is anything like my brother, she has irreversible blindness in one eye but may be able to distinguish bright light from shadow.
 
2013-09-12 05:39:41 PM
Yeah right, I'm the only one thinking about hand jobs here.
 
2013-09-12 06:06:36 PM
If you are content to be "the next" anyone, you suck and will only be a one-hit wonder/flavor of the day at best. Besides, Carrie Underwood ain't that great at all, even after plastic surgery and computerized/digitalized enhancements on her vocals.
 
2013-09-12 06:13:55 PM

PollyWogg: Is 13-year-old  Rion Paige the next  Carrie Underwood? Simon Cowell thinks so, after she blew everyone at her 'X-Factor' audition during the season premiere.

Um, what? Was Big Frog 104 watching the same show as everyone else? Do they need to have a seat over there?

/sounds like quite an audition process...
Ha sorry missed the word AWAY. I meant blew everyone AWAY! Thanks for catching the mistake


I just wonder how many people searched for "carrie underwood blowjob audition" before you corrected it.
 
2013-09-12 07:03:35 PM
small hands.  you know what I mean.
 
2013-09-12 07:23:20 PM
She's no Adam Lambert.
 
2013-09-12 08:07:28 PM
It's not Ryan, it's Rion.
 
2013-09-12 08:34:40 PM
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I'm sorry, so so sorry.
 
2013-09-12 08:43:37 PM
 
2013-09-12 08:57:37 PM

kevinatilusa: Cheesehead_Dave: Scroll to the bottom and listen to the Lilly McCloud audition. Where the heck has she been the last 54 years?

Performing with Michael Jackson, Mick Jagger, and Bruce Springsteen, having multiple US hits on the Dance Charts and recording the theme music to other Simon Cowell shows before auditioning under a different name for the X-Factor and hoping nobody noticed.


Still would.
 
2013-09-12 09:06:33 PM

wantedbadass: As for Bianca Ryan, I'll raise you with Carly Rose Sonenclare from last year's X-Factor.


Wow, that's quite a find! Of course, with 47 million views it just means I have been living under a rock or something. Still, new to me.


kevinatilusa: Cheesehead_Dave: Scroll to the bottom and listen to the Lilly McCloud audition. Where the heck has she been the last 54 years?

Performing with Michael Jackson, Mick Jagger, and Bruce Springsteen, having multiple US hits on the Dance Charts and recording the theme music to other Simon Cowell shows before auditioning under a different name for the X-Factor and hoping nobody noticed.


::shakes angry fist::

Those bastages. I've had my suspicions about stuff like this but this is a pretty blatant case of, well, lying.

Ah well, no big shocker I guess...
 
2013-09-12 10:43:49 PM
Short answer, no.  The "X" factor may be high but the "EWW" factor is higher.
 
2013-09-12 10:59:20 PM

katerbug72: [31.media.tumblr.com image 500x338]
I'm sorry, so so sorry.


thank you!
 
2013-09-12 11:42:16 PM

Cheesehead_Dave: Scroll to the bottom and listen to the Lilly McCloud audition. Where the heck has she been the last 54 years?


At the bottom of a giant tub of cocoa butter apparently.  She got the nice skin.
 
2013-09-12 11:45:05 PM
Rule 34
 
2013-09-13 12:35:13 AM

AltheaToldMe: [www.altmanphoto.com image 640x378]

/Isle seat, please.


Dammit, I didn't see it until you said something. Now I want to hear her sing "Cry Me a River".
 
2013-09-13 12:38:43 AM

katerbug72: [31.media.tumblr.com image 500x338]
I'm sorry, so so sorry.


Leaving satisfied.
 
2013-09-13 01:15:12 AM

katerbug72: [31.media.tumblr.com image 500x338]
I'm sorry, so so sorry.


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2013-09-13 01:24:58 AM
She's like the love child of Stevie Nicks and The Goddess Bunny.

/window seat, please. I like to see where I'm going.
 
2013-09-13 02:34:59 AM

Joe Peanut: She's like the love child of Stevie Nicks and The Goddess Bunny.

/window seat, please. I like to see where I'm going.


Don't worry, you don't get sent to hell for trying to group identify, nor repeating a joke made ad infinitum.
 
2013-09-13 03:00:35 AM
She's a witch!
 
2013-09-13 06:42:47 PM

catmandu: czetie: FTFA: She's almost permanently blind in her right eye.

I have no idea what that means?

If it is anything like my brother, she has irreversible blindness in one eye but may be able to distinguish bright light from shadow.


The words literally mean that she will be blind in her right eye until shortly before she dies (regardless of how she dies), then it'll clear up just fine.
 
2013-09-13 09:09:13 PM
She is adorable, but first, don't let your condition define you,and never aspire to be the Next anything, aspire to be the first YOU.
 
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