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(ArkLaTex Homepage)   Woman discovers the many stages of drunk: 1) happy warm feeling, 2) everything is hilarious, 3) it's time to dance, 4) let's fight, 5) vomit time, 6) face down, and 7) time to go skinny dipping in the casino's public fountain   (arklatexhomepage.com ) divider line
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2013-09-12 10:20:24 AM  
Is there any footage of her pubes so we can verify the color?
 
2013-09-12 10:36:39 AM  
Was she drinking some kind of blue liquor, normally used for cleaning combs?
 
2013-09-12 10:36:59 AM  
FTA: Arrested in this incident was Courtney Cox.  I would have expected Lisa Kudrow.
 
2013-09-12 10:37:05 AM  
But Mr. Wayne said it would be fine!
 
2013-09-12 10:38:00 AM  
But I don't know anyone named Ruby!

/nothing is too obscure
 
2013-09-12 10:39:16 AM  
Great headline, but a missed opportunity to troll with "Courtney Cox arrested for being nude in a casino fountain."
 
2013-09-12 10:39:54 AM  
 
2013-09-12 10:40:34 AM  
Ah Shreveport.

You can learn some things down there they don't teach in school.
 
2013-09-12 10:41:01 AM  

There is a reason why the cops gave her so many chances.

i478.photobucket.com

 
2013-09-12 10:41:14 AM  
clapclapclapclapclapclapclap!
 
2013-09-12 10:41:51 AM  
sounds like her friends

(puts on sunglasses)

weren't there for her.

YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
 
2013-09-12 10:43:08 AM  
I'm re-imagining the opening credits to Friends. The guys are no where to be found.

Sorry if that song is now stuck in your head.
 
2013-09-12 10:44:51 AM  
I would think the skinny dipping phase would happen between 2 and 4.
 
2013-09-12 10:44:56 AM  
What's her Fark handle?

If she doesn't have one, we should ask her to be a Farkette. She sounds fun!
 
2013-09-12 10:45:48 AM  
 
2013-09-12 10:46:31 AM  

dascott: But I don't know anyone named Ruby!

/nothing is too obscure


Yeah,I thought there were only five stages of drinking. Six if you live in a trailer park.
 
2013-09-12 10:49:35 AM  
the many stages of drunk:
1) happy warm feeling,
2) everything is hilarious,
2.1) Go back to work
3) it's time to dance,
4) let's fight,
4.1) F*** work. Put the patient back on life support.
5) vomit time,
5.1) Tearful apology
5.2) Remorse
6) face down,
6.1) Pray to every god, "Just let me get through this and I'll never..."
6.2) Late night phone calls
6.3) Posting on Fark's Politics Tab
6.4) Check computer hardware/house for NSA monitoring devices, yell "I know you're listening!"
6.5) Gun play!
7) time to go skinny dipping in the casino's public fountain
 
2013-09-12 10:50:09 AM  
i44.tinypic.com

Kind of looks like a dude in drag.
 
2013-09-12 10:52:00 AM  
Sounds like a fun date.
Well, minus the vomit.
 
2013-09-12 10:52:28 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i44.tinypic.com image 500x500]

Kind of looks like a dude in drag.


Yeah, you can tell by the enormous Adam's apple and the 17" biceps.
 
2013-09-12 10:53:34 AM  
Is she a contender to beat out AW "Vodak Sam" 3.41?
 
2013-09-12 10:54:04 AM  

Uzzah: dascott: But I don't know anyone named Ruby!

/nothing is too obscure

Yeah,I thought there were only five stages of drinking. Six if you live in a trailer park.


My favorite joke!
 
2013-09-12 10:55:02 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: the many stages of drunk:
1) happy warm feeling,
2) everything is hilarious,
2.1) Go back to work
3) it's time to dance,
4) let's fight,
4.1) F*** work. Put the patient back on life support.
5) vomit time,
5.1) Tearful apology
5.2) Remorse
6) face down,
6.1) Pray to every god, "Just let me get through this and I'll never..."
6.2) Late night phone calls
6.3) Posting on Fark's Politics Tab
6.4) Check computer hardware/house for NSA monitoring devices, yell "I know you're listening!"
6.5) Gun play!
7) time to go skinny dipping in the casino's public fountain



You forgot "bulletproof". That was always one of our stages of drunkeness.
 
2013-09-12 10:57:55 AM  

Somacandra: Is there any footage of her pubes so we can verify the color?


"Who's gonna be the poor schmuck who finds out?" T.J. McIntyre
 
2013-09-12 11:00:22 AM  
WHITE GIRL WASTED!!!

www.thatnewjam.com
 
2013-09-12 11:01:56 AM  
You can always tell a woman is vapid when she:

1) Constantly updates her profile on Facebook (i'm just gonna assume this is a yes)
2) Wears ridiculously oversized sunglasses on her tiny face (probably because she saw someone on reality TV with them)
3) Takes pictures of herself in the mirror with her own camera
4) Bleaches her hair superblond
5) Looks overtanned
6) Has French manicure or Lee Press on Nails

7) (Popular book by terrible overrated author) changed my life. Common answers: Anything by Dan Brown, Dean Koontz, Stephenie Meyers, or that 50 Shades of Grey chick.
8) Doesn't know how to cook - this has nothing to do with sexism, a f*cking monkey could learn to cook
9) Likes pop music - whatever the latest song is, doesn't matter - bonus points if listens to radio stations
10) Would never be caught dead without expensive brand of shoes/purse/sunglasses

img.fark.net
 
2013-09-12 11:10:58 AM  
She should be let go because she was drunk and we all know women aren't responsible for their actions while drunk.
 
2013-09-12 11:11:51 AM  

abfalter: Great headline, but a missed opportunity to troll with "Courtney Cox arrested for being nude in a casino fountain."


Could this headline BE any lamer?
 
2013-09-12 11:29:39 AM  

garandman1a: Harry Freakstorm: the many stages of drunk:
1) happy warm feeling,
2) everything is hilarious,
2.1) Go back to work
3) it's time to dance,
4) let's fight,
4.1) F*** work. Put the patient back on life support.
5) vomit time,
5.1) Tearful apology
5.2) Remorse
6) face down,
6.1) Pray to every god, "Just let me get through this and I'll never..."
6.2) Late night phone calls
6.3) Posting on Fark's Politics Tab
6.4) Check computer hardware/house for NSA monitoring devices, yell "I know you're listening!"
6.5) Gun play!
7) time to go skinny dipping in the casino's public fountain


You forgot "bulletproof". That was always one of our stages of drunkeness.


You also forgot "Pissed Yourself"....

/almost always happens when you get to "That Level"
 
2013-09-12 11:43:20 AM  
She was doing laps to up her cardio...people complain about weight in the USA but when someone does something about it...they get arrested
 
2013-09-12 11:52:01 AM  
I'm pretty sure a fair amount of Farkers have been skinny dipping in some kind of public/public-ish water feature.

I want to read* about someone skinny dipping in the "water feature" in the Detroit airport.

*not sure if I want to witness it
 
2013-09-12 11:58:24 AM  
I've never gotten to stage 7. Or 4. I guess I just need to drink more.
/ 1... then finally 6...
 
2013-09-12 11:58:32 AM  
La Dolce Vodka
 
2013-09-12 12:02:29 PM  
WE'RE DRIVING TO FLORIDA!!!!
 
2013-09-12 12:20:35 PM  
My dad wrote a song called "Face Down". It was about his buddy getting drunk and mugged in New Orleans.
Mugger made him drop trou in the alley and lay face down on the pavement. Then the buddy got arrested
for public drunkenness or some such shiat.

My grandpa did a sort of Joe Friday straight man voice over "the names have been changed to protect the
innocent" kind of thing. It was all very cool.
 
2013-09-12 12:22:12 PM  
ts4.mm.bing.net
We all knew where this was going.
 
2013-09-12 12:42:09 PM  

stuffy: [ts4.mm.bing.net image 256x174]
We all knew where this was going.


Mom?
 
2013-09-12 12:46:34 PM  
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com

First thing I thought of.


For those of you who are too old to know or too young to remember: http://vimeo.com/43574586  (unrated version, probably NSFW)
 
2013-09-12 12:56:12 PM  

stuffy: [ts4.mm.bing.net image 256x174]
We all knew where this was going.


I posted that same pic a few years ago on here and caught myself a 24 hour ban.  Let's see if they've lightened up........
 
2013-09-12 01:04:54 PM  

cousndick: stuffy: [ts4.mm.bing.net image 256x174]
We all knew where this was going.

I posted that same pic a few years ago on here and caught myself a 24 hour ban.  Let's see if they've lightened up........


The girl in the pic is a moderator. You just picked a bad time to post.
 
2013-09-12 01:17:48 PM  

uber humper: [encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com image 259x194]

First thing I thought of.


For those of you who are too old to know or too young to remember: http://vimeo.com/43574586  (unrated version, probably NSFW)


Damn it, me too! Awesome vid.
/Great minds ect.
 
2013-09-12 01:27:06 PM  

Ego edo infantia cattus: uber humper: [encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com image 259x194]

First thing I thought of.


For those of you who are too old to know or too young to remember: http://vimeo.com/43574586  (unrated version, probably NSFW)

Damn it, me too! Awesome vid.
/Great minds ect.


Damn.

Always outnumbered, never outgunned.
 
2013-09-12 01:42:51 PM  
One of the funniest bits I've ever seen.  Larry Miller - the 5 stages of drinking

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gBIwBE9-vo
 
2013-09-12 01:52:29 PM  

uber humper: cousndick: stuffy: [ts4.mm.bing.net image 256x174]
We all knew where this was going.

I posted that same pic a few years ago on here and caught myself a 24 hour ban.  Let's see if they've lightened up........

The girl in the pic is a moderator. You just picked a bad time to post.


I think there goes my last bit of dignity for this site.

/done
 
gja
2013-09-12 02:09:21 PM  

Mr.Hawk: There is a reason why the cops gave her so many chances.


img.fark.net

horsegoeswest.com
 
2013-09-12 02:21:48 PM  
   She was really drunk!
 
2013-09-12 02:22:12 PM  
The pics of her and her ~5 year old kid kind of ruin the fun.  :(
 
2013-09-12 03:25:10 PM  
i1.ytimg.com
 
gja
2013-09-12 03:36:40 PM  

IRQ12: The pics of her and her ~5 year old kid kind of ruin the fun.  :(


Meh, happy to give her another if she wants....
 
2013-09-12 03:46:55 PM  

cousndick: uber humper: cousndick: stuffy: [ts4.mm.bing.net image 256x174]
We all knew where this was going.

I posted that same pic a few years ago on here and caught myself a 24 hour ban.  Let's see if they've lightened up........

The girl in the pic is a moderator. You just picked a bad time to post.

I think there goes my last bit of dignity for this site.

/done


Really? That did it?
 
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