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(Corporate Mofo) Boobies Corporate Mofo writer gets her nipples pierced for your amusement (Part 2) (Not safe for work)   ( divider line
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26783 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Dec 2001 at 12:02 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-12-04 12:09:50 AM  
umm what can i say, thanks.
2001-12-04 12:10:01 AM  
By the way, part 1 is here.
2001-12-04 12:14:10 AM  
Truly fascinating.
2001-12-04 12:15:47 AM  
i'm going to go take a cold shower
2001-12-04 12:16:54 AM  
Well, Part 1 is certainly interesting. Would make a good movie.

Wow. Two Boobies, and we're just getting started. The FARK gods must like us.
2001-12-04 12:18:41 AM  
Okay... So I read part 2 and it sounded interesting so I went back and read part 1... Thanks a lot. Like I'm going to be able to concentrate on my essay now.
2001-12-04 12:22:32 AM  
Ouchie. I feel so vanilla.
2001-12-04 12:27:30 AM  
When I was a young man, and in the Navy, I got several tattoos, it was the thing to do and made a statement too I guess.

Now I'm older and MUCH LESS enthusiastic about my body decorations. I get weary of explaining it to my children, who are naturally curious, and to their friend they have told about my tattoos. You see their friends parents and relatives are not tattooed, so I'm the only freak they know!

Well everyone has the right to "individualize" themselves but I think few can visualize how their feeling may change over time. At least piercing I hear is like earring holes in that if not kept pierced, they heal-up. Not so with tattoos, they stay there, and over time fade, smear and generally look like hell.
2001-12-04 12:28:45 AM  
I echo Ariakaz's statement. Wait, no I don't. I'm going to go roll 2d12, if you know what I mean. Read part one. To quote Jay Sherman, Hachi-Machi! Today, was some quality, quality boobage.
2001-12-04 12:39:39 AM  
all I can say is Ouch!!!

-he who packs fudge
2001-12-04 12:41:39 AM  
Screw part 2, read part 1!
2001-12-04 12:44:36 AM  
Candy Pink:

Are we to assume from your post that you are "undecorated"!
2001-12-04 12:44:39 AM  
Lordess of the Boobie Rings?

If she really enjoyed pain, I'm sure there were a number of less stupid ways to experience it. Just think how many chipped teeth this could cause.
2001-12-04 12:44:44 AM  
sure part 1 is here ?
2001-12-04 12:47:21 AM  
I'll try and get my spleen pierced just for the heck of it.
2001-12-04 12:48:03 AM  
Crap! Part 1 is indeed there. Ican't code past 12 PM!
2001-12-04 12:59:15 AM  
Nice tits Corporate Mofo.
2001-12-04 01:00:02 AM  
I'm gonna throw my vote in the "no" box for the whole piercing and tattooing thing. Not just because I feel it's unattractive, but because a recent study revealed that about 1/3 of those who contracted hepatitis C got it from a commercial tattooing or piercing parlor. Good luck, guys.
2001-12-04 01:04:29 AM  
Metal piercing my flesh is one of those things that only happens by accident.
2001-12-04 01:05:33 AM  
Ummmm.. ouch.. I like my nipples just the way they are...
2001-12-04 01:11:40 AM  
I call shenanigans on part 1 of that story. It sounds like the script to some fetish porno.
2001-12-04 01:14:15 AM  
way too go Mofo !! I had mine done 2 tears ago by the request of an exgirlfriend.....I thought if we didnt work out (which we didnt) I'd remove them....but I kinda grew to em !! (not to mention catching myself tweekin em ever once in a while!!)....need them kissed better ???
2001-12-04 01:15:15 AM  
oh, I'm gonna get it for that one....correction*** 2 Years ago
2001-12-04 01:16:20 AM  
piercings good, if you're in the Vancouver area goto Paul's piercings or Macks leather, very professional
2001-12-04 01:18:25 AM  
Bobbie: I have 3 tattoos actually, and more on the way ($$$ is a factor right now), just no piercings. I like them on other people, but they're not "me."
2001-12-04 01:19:41 AM  
I think you're more than likely to get it for offering to kiss Corporate Mofo's manly nipples better...
2001-12-04 01:26:54 AM  
Why is it always nipples and bellybuttons? Those are really neat parts of the female body, beautiful parts. Why mangle them?

And while I'm on a rant, those tattoos women get on their lower abdomens and just above their butt-cracks. I mean, what is up with that? If you're straight, drawing attention to those parts of your body with decorations is hugely redundant, girls--I'm a guy, trust me on this.
2001-12-04 01:34:23 AM  
Is the teddy bear on my boobie redundant too?
2001-12-04 01:35:00 AM  
Boobs are cool, and pierced boobs are even better.
2001-12-04 01:37:17 AM  
just give up Corporate Mofo, get some sleep ! =)
2001-12-04 01:40:57 AM  
Just read Part 1....anyone got a cigarette?
2001-12-04 01:59:00 AM  

and by the way, part 2 is
2001-12-04 01:59:49 AM  
2001-12-04 02:00:39 AM  
What the fark is "Asian eye candy"????? Is that chick into guys with small dicks or something?

-he who stacks pork
2001-12-04 02:12:15 AM  
DOH !!!! nuther correction....NOT offering to kiss mofo's nipps....Alexandra's !! damn....fark it, to get sleep now...btw... THANKS bumjube for pointing that out
2001-12-04 02:47:56 AM  
Corporate Mofo, you have a nice rack!

Hehe, no I know you're a guy.

That was interesting. And boobies.
2001-12-04 03:18:13 AM  
That's one part of mother nature that doesn't need any embelishment.
2001-12-04 03:30:56 AM  
I highly suggest you try it. The rush of endorphins I got when I got mine poked was amazing. Although I got a higher rush when I had something "else" pierced afterwards.
2001-12-04 03:47:22 AM  
I hate you all.
2001-12-04 04:32:42 AM  
oooooof I remember when my buddy got her nipples pierced, she screamed bloody murder(not as bad as the vaginal, ouch it looked painful)

Anyone know what happened to the Misanthropic biatch?
2001-12-04 04:36:08 AM  
Mo Ritmo:

You may have a point there, but if you part your hair different, no one would see.
2001-12-04 05:17:45 AM  
After he marked them, he swabbed my nipples with a sterile cloth soaked in alcohol.

I'm giggling just thinking about THAT. I've got super-sensitive nipples...
2001-12-04 05:24:09 AM  
We don't normally like to use alcohol anymore. Anti-microbial soap works much better than alcohol, doesn't dry the skin, and is better all around. Alcohol is NOT appropriate for cleaning body piercings.
2001-12-04 05:48:58 AM  
pierced belly buttons are awesome...I have a fetish for them. Pierced the one time I got to play with them I liked it....excpept when the little ball came out in my mouth. But I liked very much. I wanted to get my ear pierced, then everyone else did. I wanted to get a tribal tattoo, but couldn't afford it, now everyone has one. I wanted a tongue piercing now everyone has one. I'm different by not doing anything at all.
2001-12-04 06:10:38 AM  
2001-12-04 06:38:44 AM  
I want to get my knees bolted together and an iron fence post through my head.
2001-12-04 07:21:04 AM  
I was living in Europe in 1984 with my Euro-hip girlfriend. She said that if I loved her I would pierce a nipple. At the time there were NO places that would consider the proposal. What was I to do to prove my undying love? I did it myself. One does not truely appreciate pain until they try to pierce their nipple themself. It took lots of liquer and well over an hour. The pain is staggering. She was like "oh, huh... nice". From then on I stuck to flowers and chocolates.

2001-12-04 07:59:18 AM  
Why do people do stupid stuff like this to themselves?
2001-12-04 08:04:02 AM  
For the same reason that they bring their children up the way your parents did you, Fb-.
2001-12-04 08:04:33 AM  

If you are going to troll, at least try to be funny.
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