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(Wall Street Journal)   Jennette McCurdy snags her an NBA player, shows Kardashians how to keep up with her   (blogs.wsj.com ) divider line
    More: Cool, Jennette McCurdy, online relationship, NBA, private message, iCarly, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Ariana Grande  
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2013-09-12 10:27:39 AM  
Hmmm...I wonder which direction this thread is gonna take?

In 3....2....1....
 
2013-09-12 10:37:11 AM  
So many ways...

Seriously, though.  I hope she keeps her head about her.
 
2013-09-12 10:41:26 AM  

ristst: Hmmm...I wonder which direction this thread is gonna take?

In 3....2....1....



As flexible as she is, it could go in all sorts of directions.
img243.imagevenue.com
 
2013-09-12 10:43:56 AM  
She should compare notes with Hayden Pantyair on dating a large man.
 
2013-09-12 10:46:30 AM  
The more I read from this girl the more it seems that she actually has her head on straight compared to many other child stars that have grown up. I hope it stays that way for her. That said, I'm a bit jealous of this NBA player.
 
2013-09-12 10:47:18 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-12 10:50:55 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-12 10:53:27 AM  
wow, welcometotheinternet.png and all but i cant believe the comments. she seems nice enough and is really hot and the poor black kid getting shiat on for stealin' a white wimmenz is only 20, its not like shes dating dennis rodman or something. jesus, i feel like i time warped back to 1950.

we're never going to get flying cars if our fine society is still having a shiat fit about a young and well-off interracial couple.  shes not going to fall for you cletus, sorry. bringing butthurt to new heights over there.
 
2013-09-12 10:55:56 AM  

ristst: Hmmm...I wonder which direction this thread is gonna take?

In 3....2....1....


1.  ThugThugThugThugThugThugThugThugThugThug ThugThugThugThugThug ThugThug ThugThugThug ThugThugThugThugThug ThugThugThugThugThug ThugThugThugThu gThug ThugThugThugThugThug  I'm not racist but basketball is for moneky-thug-boys.

2. Jennette McCurdy is a pleasing actress.  iCarly was surprisingly enjoyable even for those older than its target demographic.  She seems smart and fun and I wish her the best.  Good luck to the fella, too.

Something like that.
 
2013-09-12 10:55:58 AM  
Wait, Andre Drummond? His free throw percentage is 37%; watch your bunghole, girl!
 
2013-09-12 11:00:20 AM  
She has a fat head.
 
2013-09-12 11:01:51 AM  

wild9: She has a fat head.


I've got a fat head for her if you know what I mean, and I think you do.

/Sorry PJ, but that one was left wide open when I saw the post, I couldn't just leave it there waiting for you to come around.
 
2013-09-12 11:01:51 AM  

Wellon Dowd: She should compare notes with Hayden Pantyair on dating a large man.


Judging by most of the pics that get posted in these kind of threads I think she's well prepared already.
 
2013-09-12 11:40:00 AM  

Trocadero: Wait, Andre Drummond? His free throw percentage is 37%; watch your bunghole, girl!


HA!  That got a "funny" vote.
 
2013-09-12 12:06:09 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: wild9: She has a fat head.

I've got a fat head for her if you know what I mean, and I think you do.

/Sorry PJ, but that one was left wide open when I saw the post, I couldn't just leave it there waiting for you to come around.


iseewhatyoudidthere.jpg
 
2013-09-12 12:13:58 PM  
I thought that she just started on The View?

/confused
 
2013-09-12 12:19:26 PM  
s1.ibtimes.com
 
2013-09-12 12:19:32 PM  

give me doughnuts: ristst: Hmmm...I wonder which direction this thread is gonna take?

In 3....2....1....


As flexible as she is, it could go in all sorts of directions.
[img243.imagevenue.com image 203x300]


He's the one yelling "It's TWUE! It's TWUE!"
 
2013-09-12 12:27:38 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-12 12:44:59 PM  
i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-09-12 12:45:33 PM  
If the Kardashians were as intelligent as this girl I would watch their show.
 
2013-09-12 12:47:21 PM  

ltdanman44: [s1.ibtimes.com image 612x612]


That's a sweet picture, they look happy. She seems cool, lucky dude!
 
2013-09-12 12:50:27 PM  

badscooter: [i.imgur.com image 500x375]


AWESOME!!
 
2013-09-12 12:51:49 PM  

badscooter: [i.imgur.com image 500x375]


Window seat please.

Dahnkster: [i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]


Guess I gotta ask, what movie?
 
2013-09-12 01:05:42 PM  
Only thing that was weird was the begining about her friend talking about her dream guy. Sounds like the weird girl that worked here that described her perfect guy. If that guy was out there he was taken already. She will probably be a cat lady one day.
 
2013-09-12 01:19:39 PM  
shes gonna get broken in half by that guy. I always thought she was attractive and as others have said made iCarly pretty enjoyable to watch.
 
2013-09-12 01:21:51 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: give me doughnuts: ristst: Hmmm...I wonder which direction this thread is gonna take?

In 3....2....1....


As flexible as she is, it could go in all sorts of directions.
[img243.imagevenue.com image 203x300]

He's the one yelling "It's TWUE! It's TWUE!"


"Sweet mystery of life/ At last, I've found you!"

I know, wrong movie. But at 7 feet tall, the guy should have a pretty enormous schwanzstucker.
 
2013-09-12 01:27:13 PM  

give me doughnuts: ristst: Hmmm...I wonder which direction this thread is gonna take?

In 3....2....1....


As flexible as she is, it could go in all sorts of directions.
[img243.imagevenue.com image 203x300]


Amen to that

www.sitcomsonline.com
 
2013-09-12 01:30:52 PM  
"You're sucking on my arm!"
 
2013-09-12 01:36:17 PM  
Flappyhead

Dahnkster: [i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]

Guess I gotta ask, what movie?


I want to know as well
 
2013-09-12 01:38:49 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: ristst: Hmmm...I wonder which direction this thread is gonna take?

In 3....2....1....

1.  ThugThugThugThugThugThugThugThugThugThug ThugThugThugThugThug ThugThug ThugThugThug ThugThugThugThugThug ThugThugThugThugThug ThugThugThugThu gThug ThugThugThugThugThug  I'm not racist but basketball is for moneky-thug-boys.

2. Jennette McCurdy is a pleasing actress.  iCarly was surprisingly enjoyable even for those older than its target demographic.  She seems smart and fun and I wish her the best.  Good luck to the fella, too.

Something like that.


I think you seriously underestimate the pent up sexual frustration on FARK - enjoy
 
2013-09-12 01:47:59 PM  

mjones73: Amen to that


When she posts that picture online, she HAS to know what the internet immediately and collectively thinks about, right?
 
2013-09-12 01:51:01 PM  

Shadowknight: mjones73: Amen to that

When she posts that picture online, she HAS to know what the internet immediately and collectively thinks about, right?


My picture made you think of that?

i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-12 01:52:33 PM  

Shadowknight: mjones73: Amen to that

When she posts that picture online, she HAS to know what the internet immediately and collectively thinks about, right?


The photoshop is a heckuva thing?

Dingleberry Dickwad: /Sorry PJ, but that one was left wide open when I saw the post, I couldn't just leave it there waiting for you to come around.


No worries. :-) It was a good one. Speaking of...I've got a good one for her, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2013-09-12 01:52:51 PM  
Jeebus, look what he's got down the right leg of his sweats!

assets.nydailynews.com
 
2013-09-12 01:53:42 PM  
i5.minus.com
 
2013-09-12 02:01:25 PM  

Wellon Dowd: Jeebus, look what he's got down the right leg of his sweats!

[assets.nydailynews.com image 635x876]


Jesus.  I didn't even look down at the... mentioned area.  Just at the sheer size discrepancy.  That poor girl is going to need a doctor.
 
2013-09-12 02:05:56 PM  
Wow, she seemed so sweet and innocent!

/Kidding of course.  Good luck to them both.
 
2013-09-12 02:28:56 PM  
Watching a hardcore porn scene between those two would be a nice treat for me.
 
2013-09-12 02:38:42 PM  
So far only like a quarter of the comments about this on sites like WSJ and Yahoo have been racist.  It's hard not to make this sound sarcastic, but that's actually not a bad ratio.  I honestly feel like this is progress
 
2013-09-12 02:40:15 PM  

Shadowknight: Just at the sheer size discrepancy


She's what we in the business like to call a "spinner."
 
2013-09-12 02:53:39 PM  

PizzaJedi81: Shadowknight: Just at the sheer size discrepancy

She's what we in the business like to call a "spinner."


Looks more like an antenna topper to me.
 
2013-09-12 02:54:57 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-12 03:00:43 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-12 03:02:37 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-12 03:08:33 PM  
Actually they look quite good together.  I don't think Drummond is going to go Lamar Odom anytime soon...especially with a total all-around babe like JMac
 
2013-09-12 03:09:09 PM  

strawberryfieldsforever: [i.imgur.com image 682x727]


nice caboose on that one.
 
2013-09-12 03:11:52 PM  

Wellon Dowd: Jeebus, look what he's got down the right leg of his sweats!

[assets.nydailynews.com image 635x876]


That is one big-ass condom he unrolled.....I hope JMac has a lot of K-Y with her
 
2013-09-12 03:16:26 PM  

strawberryfieldsforever: [i.imgur.com image 682x727]


Damn girl, at least clean up your room a little bit before taking a "bet you want to pound this" selfie.
 
2013-09-12 03:23:50 PM  
never heard of her  would hit

7.5/10
 
2013-09-12 03:28:18 PM  

FinFangFark: strawberryfieldsforever: [i.imgur.com image 682x727]

nice caboose on that one.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-12 03:37:27 PM  

Gone to Plaid: strawberryfieldsforever: [i.imgur.com image 682x727]

Damn girl, at least clean up your room a little bit before taking a "bet you want to pound this" selfie.


Room gets a lot messier after pounding....
 
2013-09-12 03:40:36 PM  

FloridaFarkTag: Gone to Plaid: strawberryfieldsforever: [i.imgur.com image 682x727]

Damn girl, at least clean up your room a little bit before taking a "bet you want to pound this" selfie.

Room gets a lot messier after pounding....


Why?  Because he's going through her things afterwards for weed money?

Farking racist.
 
2013-09-12 03:48:19 PM  
Drummond is going to wreck that, unless he marries her and they live happily ever after.
 
2013-09-12 03:49:05 PM  

PizzaJedi81: Shadowknight: mjones73: Amen to that

When she posts that picture online, she HAS to know what the internet immediately and collectively thinks about, right?

The photoshop is a heckuva thing?

Dingleberry Dickwad: /Sorry PJ, but that one was left wide open when I saw the post, I couldn't just leave it there waiting for you to come around.

No worries. :-) It was a good one. Speaking of...I've got a good one for her, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.


There isn't any photoshopping going on there, there's plenty of pics documenting her flexibility online...
 
2013-09-12 04:12:21 PM  

mjones73: There isn't any photoshopping going on there, there's plenty of pics documenting her flexibility online...


I'd examine her pixels, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

/I can now type that phrase incredibly quickly
//not the only thing I do quickly, though, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2013-09-12 05:28:15 PM  

Flappyhead: badscooter: [i.imgur.com image 500x375]

Window seat please.

Dahnkster: [i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]

Guess I gotta ask, what movie?


Omen 2? Where he rolls her over and sticks it all evil like in her dumper?
 
2013-09-12 06:02:54 PM  
Meanwhile this iCarly actress:
thechive.files.wordpress.com
Grew up to be this:
ilarge.listal.com

And let me put this way, she hasn't been shy in showing the goods. Just look for the uncensored "Blurred Lines" video.
 
2013-09-12 06:08:23 PM  
Article needs to be titled: "How to be a shamless white groupie whore obsessed about getting black cawk."
 
2013-09-12 06:10:21 PM  

Richard Flaccid: Wow, she seemed so sweet and innocent!

/Kidding of course.  Good luck to them both.


??? Seriously dude?
 
2013-09-12 06:17:47 PM  

Ross E. Krushan: Article needs to be titled: "How to be a shamless white groupie whore obsessed about getting black cawk."


Seriously dude??

/Yeah yeah, blah blah, welcome to Fark. Greater Internet Farkwad Theory, etc etc.
 
2013-09-12 07:23:51 PM  
There's stuff in his pockets. That's not his junk.
 
2013-09-12 07:44:51 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-12 07:50:22 PM  

DarthBart: Flappyhead: badscooter: [i.imgur.com image 500x375]

Window seat please.

Dahnkster: [i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]

Guess I gotta ask, what movie?

Omen 2? Where he rolls her over and sticks it all evil like in her dumper?


That's Omen 3. Omen 2 is his time at the prep school.
 
2013-09-12 08:17:41 PM  
She could eat corn-on-the-cob through a picket fence with those teeth.
 
2013-09-12 08:38:36 PM  
If all it took to land a celebrity was to send them a flirtatious Twitter message, why haven't Alison Brie and I gotten together? And what's the deal with this restraining order?
 
2013-09-12 08:43:59 PM  

hundreddollarman: If all it took to land a celebrity was to send them a flirtatious Twitter message, why haven't Alison Brie and I gotten together? And what's the deal with this restraining order?


Most people don't consider tweets like "You +Me+Chloroform = Match made in Heaven" to be flirtatious.
 
2013-09-12 09:36:21 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: hundreddollarman: If all it took to land a celebrity was to send them a flirtatious Twitter message, why haven't Alison Brie and I gotten together? And what's the deal with this restraining order?

Most people don't consider tweets like "You +Me+Chloroform = Match made in Heaven" to be flirtatious.


Says you.

/Goes back to watching Kink.com videos.
 
2013-09-12 10:06:30 PM  

Apik0r0s: She could eat corn-on-the-cob through a picket fence with those teeth.


You say that like it's a bad thing.
 
2013-09-12 10:07:13 PM  
who?
 
2013-09-12 10:12:18 PM  

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: who?


Seriously, man? 70 posts in and you're that guy? Don't be that guy. Nobody likes that guy.
 
2013-09-12 10:16:59 PM  

PizzaJedi81: E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: who?

Seriously, man? 70 posts in and you're that guy? Don't be that guy. Nobody likes that guy.


You just don't understand, announcing your willful ignorance and thinking it's witty is what all the cool kids are doing nowadays.
 
2013-09-12 10:43:00 PM  

Pentaxian: Meanwhile this iCarly actress:
[thechive.files.wordpress.com image 500x375]
Grew up to be this:
[ilarge.listal.com image 850x1133]

And let me put this way, she hasn't been shy in showing the goods. Just look for the uncensored "Blurred Lines" video.


That will make for some interesting viewing when I get home.
 
2013-09-12 11:02:44 PM  

Pentaxian: Meanwhile this iCarly actress:
[thechive.files.wordpress.com image 500x375]
Grew up to be this:
[ilarge.listal.com image 850x1133]

And let me put this way, she hasn't been shy in showing the goods. Just look for the uncensored "Blurred Lines" video.


She's got plenty of nice pics to look for on the net also..

NSFW -  http://zengarage.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/EmilyRatajkowskiTo t alyNudeSensualGirlsPhotoshoot11.jpg
 
2013-09-13 01:31:09 AM  

mjones73: Pentaxian: Meanwhile this iCarly actress:
[thechive.files.wordpress.com image 500x375]
Grew up to be this:
[ilarge.listal.com image 850x1133]

And let me put this way, she hasn't been shy in showing the goods. Just look for the uncensored "Blurred Lines" video.

She's got plenty of nice pics to look for on the net also..

NSFW -  http://zengarage.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/EmilyRatajkowskiTo t alyNudeSensualGirlsPhotoshoot11.jpg


Some women really shouldn't wax down there. It's just creepy looking.
 
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