If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Today)   Chewbacca is guarded at night by kittens   (today.com) divider line 25
    More: Obvious, Chewbacca, Denver Airport  
•       •       •

4156 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 12 Sep 2013 at 12:24 AM (45 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



25 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest
 
2013-09-11 08:10:01 PM
Chewbacca!

What a wookie!
 
2013-09-11 09:04:20 PM
May the force be with your knees, always.
 
2013-09-11 11:24:46 PM
In June, Mayhewby Transportation Security Administration employees at the Denver airport due to his light saber-shaped cane.

I know everyone wants to trash the TSA, and they usually deserve it, but, come on, they had a right here, Chewie never used a light saber!  Those are only for Jedi!
 
2013-09-12 12:34:05 AM
Boba Fett's cape is made of wookie fur.
 
2013-09-12 12:35:23 AM
As someone with bad knees, I've been wondering lately if I should go see an orthopedist. Maybe it's just tendinitis, I tell myself.
 
2013-09-12 12:44:55 AM

jake_lex: In June, Mayhewby Transportation Security Administration employees at the Denver airport due to his light saber-shaped cane.

I know everyone wants to trash the TSA, and they usually deserve it, but, come on, they had a right here, Chewie never used a light saber!  Those are only for Jedi!


In the new comic everyone gets lazer swords.
 
2013-09-12 12:45:22 AM
laugh it up fuzzball
 
2013-09-12 12:57:26 AM
 
2013-09-12 01:04:29 AM

jake_lex: In June, Mayhewby Transportation Security Administration employees at the Denver airport due to his light saber-shaped cane.

I know everyone wants to trash the TSA, and they usually deserve it, but, come on, they had a right here, Chewie never used a light saber!  Those are only for Jedi!


Yeah, try getting past the TSA with a bowcaster.
 
2013-09-12 01:15:05 AM
Chewbacca is guarded at night by kittens

I declare this to be a new euphemism for masturbation.
 
2013-09-12 01:21:59 AM
I just saw him last weekend at Salt Lake City Comic Con. Great guy.

sphotos-b-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net

If you are interested, I posted Comic-Con recap videos for each day on my Youtube channel here.
http://www.youtube.com/user/Greyhawk4x4
 
2013-09-12 01:22:49 AM
CSB time:

Working for a local TV show about 10 years ago I went to Philly's ComicCon. I was given the task of interviewing David Prowse. Prowse told me that he never lets Mayhew know that the only reason he was cast is because Prowse turned down the Chewbacca role first. When I later interviewed Mayhew and asked him about it he let off a stream of expletives that made the entire interview unairable. Then he laughed, stood up and walked away.

One of the best moments of my life.

/end CSB
 
2013-09-12 03:01:49 AM
hope he can walk just in time for Life Day!
 
2013-09-12 03:57:27 AM

bgddy24601: CSB time:

Working for a local TV show about 10 years ago I went to Philly's ComicCon. I was given the task of interviewing David Prowse. Prowse told me that he never lets Mayhew know that the only reason he was cast is because Prowse turned down the Chewbacca role first. When I later interviewed Mayhew and asked him about it he let off a stream of expletives that made the entire interview unairable. Then he laughed, stood up and walked away.

One of the best moments of my life.

/end CSB


And the only reason James Earl Jones was cast to voice Darth Vader is because listening to David Prowse trying to sound dark and intimidating underneath that helmet was outright laughable.

Advantage: Mayhew.
 
2013-09-12 06:41:07 AM

Weatherkiss: And the only reason James Earl Jones was cast to voice Darth Vader is because listening to David Prowse trying to sound dark and intimidating underneath that helmet was outright laughable.


Apparently Lucas always intended to voice-cast the role, which is why Prowse wasn't properly mic'd.  The thing was he never told Prowse, who thought he'd be looping it later.
 
2013-09-12 07:11:36 AM
It's cool that even at his age Mayhew can still get that much young pussy in bed.
 
2013-09-12 07:51:22 AM

Riche: Chewbacca!

What a wookie!


My name is from a one-show Supernova tribute band. :)

/Jody > Hank
 
2013-09-12 07:58:40 AM
api.ning.com

"Wait - there was something wrong with my knees? Were they too sharp or something?"
 
2013-09-12 08:32:52 AM

SpdrJay: Chewbacca is guarded at night by kittens

I declare this to be a new euphemism for masturbation.


You forget, every time you masturbate, god kills a kitten. Killing your own guards is not recommended practice.

/ polish sausage is not an instruction.
 
2013-09-12 08:50:31 AM

SpdrJay: Chewbacca is guarded at night by kittens

I declare this to be a new euphemism for masturbation.


How about:  I put kittens on my wookie in bed.
 
2013-09-12 09:08:12 AM
Am I the only one who thought this was going to be a story about Lamar Odom, crack, and the Kardashians?
 
2013-09-12 09:10:25 AM

puckrock2000: [api.ning.com image 700x750]

"Wait - there was something wrong with my knees? Were they too sharp or something?"


See, because of people like you I won't even click links that mention Chewbacca anymore since your unfunny joke is the norm nowadays.
 
2013-09-12 10:13:48 AM
i283.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-12 12:14:38 PM
Chewbacca is guarded at night by kittens

Yes, yes I am. Their names are Winston and Ramsey.
 
2013-09-12 04:05:33 PM
Are they
i197.photobucket.com
/hot
 
Displayed 25 of 25 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report