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2013-09-11 08:07:44 PM
 
2013-09-11 09:10:01 PM
Nna is a fun name.

It makes me say, "unnnnnnh! Nna Nna Nna Nna, Nna Nna Nna Nna!"
 
2013-09-11 09:28:32 PM
This is why we can't have nice things! We give stupid people power. Or the illusion of power.
 
2013-09-11 11:08:30 PM
It's bad enough that current TSA workers are the current threat to air travelers.
 
2013-09-12 03:02:24 AM

Mitch Taylor's Bro: It's bad enough that current TSA workers are the current threat to air travelers.


This is why the only reason I will get on a plane is if I have to go to the west coast. If I *NEED* to be in any location that is east of the Rockies, I'm driving.

/doesn't 'need' to be
//wish I could avoid Indiana
 
2013-09-12 03:13:39 AM

shanrick: Better article:

http://www.heavy.com/news/2013/09/nna-alpha-onuoha-tsa-terrorist/


True. Thank you for posting this.
 
2013-09-12 03:17:03 AM
Funny, this guy was in the news a few months ago for getting suspended for telling a girl she looked like a whore at a security checkpoint.
 
2013-09-12 03:18:56 AM
On September 11, 2013, America once again fell to its knees to worship at the altar of Deimos. Every TSA agent is a monk in his temple. Our airports are his temples. And Obama chief priest of both Deimos and Ares tells us to cower at home while beating the drums of attack in Syria.

I used to say I lost a friend (goodbye, Jason) on September 11, 2001 in the WTC attacks, but these days I realize I lost my whole country.
 
2013-09-12 03:28:18 AM
 
2013-09-12 04:01:29 AM
So....he hates al Qaeda, but wants us to be more like Muslims.

Either he's really confused or....he's really REALLY confused.
 
2013-09-12 04:07:49 AM
I feel safer already!
 
2013-09-12 04:08:11 AM
The TSA is emblematic of eveything we have lost.

/homeland security?
//why do I feel less secure wherever I see them?
 
2013-09-12 04:35:44 AM

Shostie: Nna is a fun name.

It makes me say, "unnnnnnh! Nna Nna Nna Nna, Nna Nna Nna Nna!"


Well, thanks. Now I have that song stuck in my head.

/N- I'm the colonel of the motherfarkin' tank.

blog.strangemusicinc.com
 
2013-09-12 04:58:01 AM
Nna Alpha Onuoha!  Sounds like a great name for a terrorist fraternity.
 
2013-09-12 05:29:55 AM
I'm gonna need pics of the scantily clad 15 year old before I can adequately evaluate this article.
 
2013-09-12 06:17:50 AM
We have more to fear from homeland security and the rent-a-cop farce that is the TSA than terrorists right now.
 
2013-09-12 07:11:46 AM
Why are they letting muslims in the TSA in the first place?  Isn't that like letting a cop guard a dunkin donuts or pedo bear guard a kindergarten class?
 
2013-09-12 07:25:14 AM

Mitch Taylor's Bro: It's bad enough that current TSA workers are the current threat to air travelers.


Came to say this.
 
2013-09-12 07:34:38 AM

LincolnLogolas: Funny, this guy was in the news a few months ago for getting suspended for telling a girl she looked like a whore at a security checkpoint.


Are whores different looking at security checkpoints?
 
2013-09-12 07:36:02 AM
Great, now they're going to require that the TSA agents are half-naked at the checkpoint too.
 
2013-09-12 07:38:31 AM
Getting suspended or fired by a government agency? I thought it an impossibility.
Oh well, I'm sure there's plenty of room at the DMV.
"Don't smile for your license photo like some slut. Cover that face!"
 
2013-09-12 07:41:35 AM

finnished: Great, now they're going to require that the TSA agents are half-naked at the checkpoint too.


Well, that would be OK in some instances:

i2.cdn.turner.com

/some
 
2013-09-12 07:41:42 AM

jmr61: I'm gonna need pics of the scantily clad 15 year old before I can adequately evaluate this article.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-12 07:43:06 AM

Babwa Wawa: jmr61: I'm gonna need pics of the scantily clad 15 year old before I can adequately evaluate this article.

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Could you really blame him for want to rape her and then stoning her afterwards?
 
2013-09-12 08:32:49 AM
Clearly there's something "not quite right" about that guy. Not only should they have fired him, but also whatever nitwits signed off on hiring him.
 
2013-09-12 08:43:29 AM

Plissken: Getting suspended or fired by a government agency? I thought it an impossibility.
Oh well, I'm sure there's plenty of room at the DMV.
"Don't smile for your license photo like some slut. Cover that face!"


He wasn't fired. He resigned so the government is still pitching a perfect game.
 
2013-09-12 09:41:33 AM
Props to the girl's father for making sure the behavior wasn't ignored. Better to flush the cray-cray out like a rabid bunny than allow any psychosis to continue building up slowly til it pops like an insanity zit.


/The government does fund a signifigant amount of screening for this part time low wage job. Maybe he didn't climb aboard the loco wagon until after he started the screener job?
 
2013-09-12 10:28:38 AM
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2013-09-12 10:44:24 AM

Gyrfalcon: So....he hates al Qaeda, but wants us to be more like Muslims.

Either he's really confused or....he's really REALLY confused.


He's not confused, you have been intentionally mislead about Al Qaeda by the MSM, neo-cons, AIPAC and the MIC.  They are a CIA front/boogey man to continue war and drug profiteering.  It's all about money, power and control of natural resources by US/Israeli interests as outlined by PNAC.
 
2013-09-12 11:19:55 AM

ladyfortuna: Mitch Taylor's Bro: It's bad enough that current TSA workers are the current threat to air travelers.

This is why the only reason I will get on a plane is if I have to go to the west coast. If I *NEED* to be in any location that is east of the Rockies, I'm driving.

/doesn't 'need' to be
//wish I could avoid Indiana


I've actually never had a problem with actual TSA agents. They've always been professional about their jobs. It's the process of going through security that just delays people and pisses me off. Scan this, throw that away because the bottle's too big, etc.

If anything, it's other travelers who don't do these things ahead of time that piss me off more. "Hey numbnuts, it's 2013. We've had these asinine rules for more than a decade and you tried to bring a huge bottle of shampoo on the plane. Now you want to argue with the TSA agent about it. Do you live under a rock? WTF were you thinking?"
 
2013-09-12 11:21:35 AM

BMFPitt: Mitch Taylor's Bro: It's bad enough that current TSA workers are the current threat to air travelers.

Came to say this.


Look at the slutty way you were dressed. You were asking to be groped!
 
2013-09-12 11:44:59 AM
Tats what happens when you hire people not based on content of character or compentency

/most are work force GED hires and should be working in fast food not TSA
 
2013-09-12 11:46:06 AM

FullMetalPanda: Could you really blame him for want to rape her and then stoning her afterwards?


Wait, is that the proper order now?
 
2013-09-12 12:16:34 PM
The beginning management, thus culture, of TSA, like Homeland Security was drawn from other federal agencies which blessed the gods for this opportunity to rid their fief of their deadwood, losers and troublemakers.

Have fun traveling
 
2013-09-12 12:20:21 PM

Babwa Wawa: jmr61: I'm gonna need pics of the scantily clad 15 year old before I can adequately evaluate this article.

[i.imgur.com image 482x551]


Seems to be covered up there.  I wonder if she had that red shirt on at the time.
 
2013-09-12 01:13:39 PM

trappedspirit: Seems to be covered up there.  I wonder if she had that red shirt on at the time.


Perhaps not - after all many TSA agents require that you remove outer layers of clothing.

Irony tag?
 
2013-09-12 01:55:35 PM

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Maybe it's just the drugs (fractured a couple of ribs riding my bike into a parked car so I'm on the good painkillers), but I cannot stop laughing at that.

/Seriously, don't make me laugh for the next couple of weeks.  It hurts really bad.
 
2013-09-12 02:38:45 PM

Mitch Taylor's Bro: ladyfortuna: Mitch Taylor's Bro: It's bad enough that current TSA workers are the current threat to air travelers.

This is why the only reason I will get on a plane is if I have to go to the west coast. If I *NEED* to be in any location that is east of the Rockies, I'm driving.

/doesn't 'need' to be
//wish I could avoid Indiana

I've actually never had a problem with actual TSA agents. They've always been professional about their jobs. It's the process of going through security that just delays people and pisses me off. Scan this, throw that away because the bottle's too big, etc.

If anything, it's other travelers who don't do these things ahead of time that piss me off more. "Hey numbnuts, it's 2013. We've had these asinine rules for more than a decade and you tried to bring a huge bottle of shampoo on the plane. Now you want to argue with the TSA agent about it. Do you live under a rock? WTF were you thinking?"


That would be the other reason, actually.
 
2013-09-12 03:34:23 PM
Hey, hey, hey, good bye!
 
2013-09-12 08:54:19 PM

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God works in mysterious ways.
 
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