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(Fox News)   "Miss Kansas will show her tats during the bikini competition" is today's unfortunate non-typo   ( foxnews.com) divider line
    More: Spiffy, Miss Kansas, U.S. Army, tattoos, sergeants  
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2013-09-11 08:02:58 PM  
Second, Sgt. Vail has big tattoos. Two of them. One, the insignia for the U.S. Army Dental Corps

So she's on the front lines fighting Cavity Creeps?
 
2013-09-11 08:08:24 PM  
Part of me is certainly standing at attention

www.theblaze.com

/she actually cuter with the hair up
 
2013-09-11 08:11:06 PM  
Sgt. Vail is also an M16 marksman, a bow hunter, and a mechanic.

Marksman is the lowest passing grade (behind Sharpshooter and Expert) for rifle qualification.  It's not something I'd brag about.
 
2013-09-11 08:31:38 PM  
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2013-09-11 09:36:03 PM  
Someone say bikini competition?

i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-11 09:38:04 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-11 09:39:16 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-11 09:40:38 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-11 09:40:40 PM  
you know,this girl is beautiful,but the tats really dont add any thing to the picture,in fact they detract from her. some folks can add to their beauty with an artful tat but his one doesnt add anything at all.
 
2013-09-11 09:41:12 PM  
The hell with her tats, lets see her cant.
 
2013-09-11 09:42:10 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-11 09:42:26 PM  
I want to see a Miss America contestant who's sporting a face tattoo.
 
2013-09-11 09:42:36 PM  
"I'm breaking stereotypes" by being in a beauty pageant with bleach blonde hair and being judged on my appearance, just because she showed off two tattoos. She's apparently got more ink than brains.
 
2013-09-11 09:43:13 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-11 09:44:14 PM  
come on ,you know you wanna show it to me.
 
2013-09-11 09:45:58 PM  

Sgt Otter: Sgt. Vail is also an M16 marksman, a bow hunter, and a mechanic.

Marksman is the lowest passing grade (behind Sharpshooter and Expert) for rifle qualification.  It's not something I'd brag about.


I think the context of the statement is "she's a marksman as opposed to not being anything"
 
2013-09-11 09:46:42 PM  

Sgt Otter: Sgt. Vail is also an M16 marksman, a bow hunter, and a mechanic.

Marksman is the lowest passing grade (behind Sharpshooter and Expert) for rifle qualification.  It's not something I'd brag about.


Yeah; and if you have trouble hittting shiat with the easiest shooting rifle in the history of ever; that's not something to brag about either.

/ I can put 5 in the area of a quarter; with a 75 year old rifle
 
2013-09-11 09:47:04 PM  
Why would her CO tell her to compete in a beauty pageant? Isn't that harassment?

/kidding--I really don't care if it is.
 
2013-09-11 09:47:25 PM  
How soon before they have a twerking competition?
 
2013-09-11 09:49:14 PM  

Deedeemarz: Why would her CO tell her to compete in a beauty pageant? Isn't that harassment?

/kidding--I really don't care if it is.


She probably needed permission before she entered the competition. The armed services are funny about that.
 
2013-09-11 09:50:50 PM  
I was most impressed with this:

When she was told she wouldn't be able to use archery as her talent, she had to pick another one and quick.
She chose to sing opera.
"I'd never sung opera in my life," Vail says. Forty-eight hours later she had mastered a Pavarotti piece she found on Youtube, and  won the Miss Kansas talent competition.
 
2013-09-11 09:52:40 PM  
I am currently enjoying some apple pie-flavored shine, mustard-crusted tri tip, and this thread. May all three last forever.
 
2013-09-11 09:53:24 PM  
I'd be way more interested to see her show off her archery skills than half-ass an opera solo, especially to see if her marksmanship with a bow is better than that with a rifle (which sounds just so-so, as noted by Sgt Otter)
 
2013-09-11 09:53:48 PM  
Banned on the Run:"she actually cuter with the hair up"

And her Ink covered up.
 
2013-09-11 09:53:58 PM  
Looks kinda trashy, even without the tats. Pass
 
2013-09-11 09:57:01 PM  

iheartscotch: Deedeemarz: Why would her CO tell her to compete in a beauty pageant? Isn't that harassment?

/kidding--I really don't care if it is.

She probably needed permission before she entered the competition. The armed services are funny about that.


She said it was her CO's suggestion; permission I could understand but instead i just have an image of R Lee Ermy (or whatever his name is) yelling at her to shut the Fark up and put her bikini on.....
 
2013-09-11 09:58:42 PM  
I was hoping to see her private, parts.
Dick Army
 
2013-09-11 09:59:10 PM  

Banned on the Run: [i216.photobucket.com image 664x1000]


What's up with that chicks bikini area? Perhaps I'm just seeing things.
 
2013-09-11 09:59:25 PM  
I wish I had half a bushel of tat to give her
 
2013-09-11 10:00:02 PM  
Ugh, maybe it's the picture but the one tat on her side looks more like a skin disease than a tattoo.
 
2013-09-11 10:00:24 PM  
Writing on the side of the ribcage is the new tribal pattern on the back of the hips. And we owe it all to Megan Fox.
 
2013-09-11 10:05:46 PM  

ChrisDe: I was most impressed with this:

When she was told she wouldn't be able to use archery as her talent, she had to pick another one and quick.
She chose to sing opera.
"I'd never sung opera in my life," Vail says. Forty-eight hours later she had mastered a Pavarotti piece she found on Youtube, and  won the Miss Kansas talent competition.


So you're tellling me she's skilled at using her mouth and throat.
 
2013-09-11 10:06:00 PM  
Subject: Miss Kansas tattoo

tl;dr
 
2013-09-11 10:10:37 PM  
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2013-09-11 10:12:00 PM  
It's all about showing girls they can do anything they want to

And then telling them that just because they can do something doesn't make it a good idea.
 
2013-09-11 10:12:07 PM  
This swimsuit competition is sponsored by: Suicide Girls.
 
2013-09-11 10:13:08 PM  

sn82: Banned on the Run: [i216.photobucket.com image 664x1000]

What's up with that chicks bikini area? Perhaps I'm just seeing things.


Pubic hair? You will learn about it when you are older.
 
2013-09-11 10:13:19 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Looks kinda trashy, even without the tats. Pass


Kinda trashy? Thats the best kind...
 
2013-09-11 10:18:07 PM  

OhioUGrad: "I'm breaking stereotypes" by being in a beauty pageant with bleach blonde hair and being judged on my appearance, just because she showed off two tattoos. She's apparently got more ink than brains.


Education: Kansas State University-Senior-Chemistry and Chinese
Army School of Ordnance
Army School of Health Sciences
Leavenworth High School

Scholastic Honors: Georganne Howler Chemistry Scholarship Recipient; National Society of Collegiate Scholars; Member of the Kansas State University Parachute Club; Member of the Kansas State University Dental Club; Member of the Kansas State University Chemistry Fraternity; Distinguished Honor Graduate at the Army School of Ordnance; Distinguished Honor Graduate at the Army School of Health Sciences.

She's a bit hard to read.  She does chemistry, speaks Chinese, shoots guns, jumps out of planes and wants to be a dentist.
 
2013-09-11 10:18:16 PM  
How do we nominate Banned on the Run for Sainthood?
 
2013-09-11 10:21:28 PM  

Farxist Marxist: How do we nominate Banned on the Run for Sainthood?


I still miss Gorgor
 
2013-09-11 10:24:02 PM  

crab66: sn82: Banned on the Run: [i216.photobucket.com image 664x1000]

What's up with that chicks bikini area? Perhaps I'm just seeing things.

Pubic hair? You will learn about it when you are older.


Oh, I have plenty of that to go around, but a chick in a bikini should clean it up a little more. A tiny, tiny bit.
 
2013-09-11 10:26:18 PM  

sn82: crab66: sn82: Banned on the Run: [i216.photobucket.com image 664x1000]

What's up with that chicks bikini area? Perhaps I'm just seeing things.

Pubic hair? You will learn about it when you are older.

Oh, I have plenty of that to go around, but a chick in a bikini should clean it up a little more. A tiny, tiny bit.


I personally don't care if a girl is bare or has hair, but yes, you have to do proper maintenance either way.

So do guys.
 
2013-09-11 10:29:01 PM  
Do you miss rugbyjock, too?
 
2013-09-11 10:29:26 PM  
Every woman I have ever met that has the serenity prayer tattooed on them was nothing but trouble.
 
2013-09-11 10:30:11 PM  

sn82: Banned on the Run: [i216.photobucket.com image 664x1000]

What's up with that chicks bikini area? Perhaps I'm just seeing things.


The bottom (well... what there is of it) looks a little shifted. Yeah, looks like a little stubble. Nothing a little laser treatment couldn't fix.
 
Skr
2013-09-11 10:31:00 PM  
Paragraph tats usually look horrible, especially without any framing art. She is beautiful, but there were many better things she could have used that canvas for.

www.guns.com
/much better covered
//out of patience with serenity prayer.
/// at least it wasn't in Comic Sans?
 
2013-09-11 10:31:34 PM  

wild9: Every woman I have ever met that has the serenity prayer tattooed on them was nothing but trouble.


You are absolutely correct.

I loved every single one.
 
2013-09-11 10:32:07 PM  

crab66: sn82: Banned on the Run: [i216.photobucket.com image 664x1000]

What's up with that chicks bikini area? Perhaps I'm just seeing things.

Pubic hair? You will learn about it when you are older.


Whar Pubes???
 
2013-09-11 10:33:17 PM  

theurge14: and wants to be a dentist.


You know who else wanted to be a dentist?

www.personal.psu.edu
 
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