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(NESN)   When he isn't busy stomping on Matt Schaub's ballbag or taking out that Viking at the knees, Ndamukong Suh ALLEGEDLY threatens the cable guy with a pellet gun, but will not face charges   (nesn.com) divider line 53
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2013-09-11 08:54:01 PM
Good job on the link to the "fined $100,000" there, NESN.

Now I'm going to be up all night trying to guess the damn password.
 
2013-09-11 09:38:11 PM
The Lions need to get rid of this guy already

/Lions fan
 
2013-09-11 10:00:07 PM
I heard on the radio is was modeled to look like an AK-47

i2.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-11 10:01:41 PM

Klippoklondike: The Lions need to get rid of this guy already

/Lions fan


Yeah, this jackhole makes Albert Haynesworth look like a saint
 
2013-09-11 10:34:27 PM
Since it was Comcast, I'm going to assume it was justified.
 
2013-09-11 10:35:25 PM
Just the other day I read that Suh was starting to 'get it' concerning his behavior.  Lol.
 
2013-09-11 10:51:46 PM
If I see an angry Suh holding a pellet gun, the pellet gun is the part of that picture that concerns me the least.
 
2013-09-11 10:58:48 PM
i291.photobucket.com

Was it a glorified version?
 
2013-09-11 10:59:26 PM
www.chicagonow.com
 
2013-09-11 11:07:40 PM
Well, to be at least SEMI-accurate....the stomp was on Evan Dietrich-Smith, a Packer lineman. What he did to Shaub's yambag was more a rolling-reverse-ninja-strike kick.
 
2013-09-11 11:10:06 PM
If subby or any of you other douchenozzles would've bothered to RTFA, you'd have been informed that:

"At no time in the video did Mr. Suh point the pellet gun at Mr. Ferrell in a threatening manner," the report said. "The video shows the pellet gun in Suh's right hand pointing at the ground. After several minutes, Mr. Suh has it over his right shoulder, pointing away from Mr. Ferrell."

Not a Suh fan.  Just a fan of reading and informing myself.
 
2013-09-11 11:18:57 PM

eyeyeye: If subby or any of you other douchenozzles would've bothered to RTFA, you'd have been informed that:

"At no time in the video did Mr. Suh point the pellet gun at Mr. Ferrell in a threatening manner," the report said. "The video shows the pellet gun in Suh's right hand pointing at the ground. After several minutes, Mr. Suh has it over his right shoulder, pointing away from Mr. Ferrell."

Not a Suh fan.  Just a fan of reading and informing myself.


I don't care about this incident.  He has proven over and over again in the field of play that he has complete disregard for the rules and the safety of other players.  I don't want him on the Lions, i don't want him in the NFL.
 
2013-09-11 11:40:47 PM
No, no!  it was Vanden Bosch!!
 
2013-09-11 11:46:52 PM
Well, that's one way to get all the Premium channels for free.
 
2013-09-11 11:52:37 PM
Meanwhile, The Sanchise is done for the year.
 
2013-09-12 12:03:19 AM

robsul82: Meanwhile, The Sanchise is done for the year.


Who is breathing a bigger sigh of relief - Jets fans or their GM who's waiting for casus belli on Ryan's firing?
 
2013-09-12 12:05:21 AM

UNC_Samurai: robsul82: Meanwhile, The Sanchise is done for the year.

Who is breathing a bigger sigh of relief - Jets fans or their GM who's waiting for casus belli on Ryan's firing?


I don't know, but I hope Rex fits in all of those local restaurants he's been meaning to try but hasn't gotten around to yet.
 
2013-09-12 12:16:55 AM
This guy is a class A douchebag, and still keeps mostly getting away with it.  Why?
 
2013-09-12 12:44:43 AM
This (Suh's career) will not end well.
 
2013-09-12 01:12:15 AM
Ha ha ha ha ha....He's not good enough to get a VIP DirecTV account with free programming.

/Used to work for DTV
//Tim McGraw and Faith Hill used to order PPV porn. A lot.
 
2013-09-12 01:34:26 AM
Suh is just the innocent victim of malicious targeting by the NFL, referees, football fans, Matt Schaub's nutsack and the cable company.
 
2013-09-12 02:30:57 AM

UNC_Samurai: robsul82: Meanwhile, The Sanchise is done for the year.

Who is breathing a bigger sigh of relief - Jets fans or their GM who's waiting for casus belli on Ryan's firing?


Its harder to blame him when he has fewer options to go with.
 
2013-09-12 04:39:50 AM
Detroit... how soon can you cut this guy and get him out of the NFL without taking a ridiculous cap hit? Because please say very soon.
 
2013-09-12 06:41:26 AM
As an Internet-trained GED Fark lawyer, I consider killing any Comcast employee a justifiable homicide.
/Fark Comcast
//almost $200 per month for a cable box in one room and Internet
 
2013-09-12 06:51:58 AM
Guys, tell the telecoms to go fark themselves, and just convince your city to build a municipal fiberoptic network.

/now paying $35/month for 20/20Mbps
//another $75/month for digital + HBO
 
2013-09-12 07:02:39 AM
He's been babied and coddled his whole life.  It can't be surprising that he acts like a child.
 
2013-09-12 07:27:35 AM
Remember last year when he didn't even do that much but the moment he did a normal penalty everyone pretended he hadn't improved at all? God the narratives only showing hits from two years ago were farktarded.

/yes ninja swinging leg happened, I know
 
2013-09-12 07:33:01 AM
http://www.detroitlions.com/news/article-1/Ndamukong-Suh-clearly-got-a long-better-with-teammates-media-in-2012/f21a9c89-6fa3-4d9a-bc8b-41033 826c635

Just in case the narrative sank too deeply. He had one personal foul last year, a ticky tack shove of the Pack's arodge
 
2013-09-12 07:41:36 AM

thecpt: http://www.detroitlions.com/news/article-1/Ndamukong-Suh-clearly-got-a long-better-with-teammates-media-in-2012/f21a9c89-6fa3-4d9a-bc8b-41033 826c635

Just in case the narrative sank too deeply. He had one personal foul last year, a ticky tack shove of the Pack's arodge


So you're saying he's getting worse, not better.
 
2013-09-12 07:57:00 AM
Obama's new plan on Syria involves a C-130 and Suh strapped to a cargo pallet.
 
2013-09-12 08:04:34 AM

LoneDoggie: Obama's new plan on Syria involves a C-130 and Suh strapped to a cargo pallet.


A dirty bomb?
 
2013-09-12 08:13:00 AM
I know I'd be pretty pissed off all the time if I had a name that I couldn't spell.
 
2013-09-12 08:13:23 AM

Klippoklondike: eyeyeye: If subby or any of you other douchenozzles would've bothered to RTFA, you'd have been informed that:

"At no time in the video did Mr. Suh point the pellet gun at Mr. Ferrell in a threatening manner," the report said. "The video shows the pellet gun in Suh's right hand pointing at the ground. After several minutes, Mr. Suh has it over his right shoulder, pointing away from Mr. Ferrell."

Not a Suh fan.  Just a fan of reading and informing myself.

I don't care about this incident.  He has proven over and over again in the field of play that he has complete disregard for the rules and the safety of other players.  I don't want him on the Lions, i don't want him in the NFL.


www.silverfishlongboarding.com
 
2013-09-12 08:37:47 AM
i1247.photobucket.com

Ass stompin time!
 
2013-09-12 08:39:08 AM
I'm having a tough time not making the funnies, being a Lions fan.
 
2013-09-12 08:41:15 AM
I can't believe how you guys get the vapors over Suh. Helen Lovejoy would be proud of your pearl clutching.
 
2013-09-12 08:47:44 AM
I sincerely hope the authorities do something about Suh before he murders someone, but I suppose they won't. Maybe they won't do anything even when he does murder someone.
 
2013-09-12 08:58:58 AM

Thanks for the Meme-ries: [i291.photobucket.com image 344x344]

Was it a glorified version?


niiice pull.
 
2013-09-12 09:03:28 AM

eyeyeye: If subby or any of you other douchenozzles would've bothered to RTFA, you'd have been informed that:

"At no time in the video did Mr. Suh point the pellet gun at Mr. Ferrell in a threatening manner," the report said. "The video shows the pellet gun in Suh's right hand pointing at the ground. After several minutes, Mr. Suh has it over his right shoulder, pointing away from Mr. Ferrell."

Not a Suh fan.  Just a fan of reading and informing myself.


They have this on video?  also, is holding a pellet gun necessary to talk to the cable guy?  he couldn't put it down?
 
2013-09-12 09:14:42 AM
A perfect fit for Detroit.
 
2013-09-12 09:22:38 AM

7th Son of a 7th Son: Ha ha ha ha ha....He's not good enough to get a VIP DirecTV account with free programming.

/Used to work for DTV
//Tim McGraw and Faith Hill used to order PPV porn. A lot.


Just thinking that they are probably on the road A LOT.  So Occam's razor tells me that it's probably the hired help that orders a lot of free porn.


On topic, I don't think I could help but laugh if a dude that could beat the piss out of me without even breaking a sweat broke out a pellet gun.  Just something about the absurdity of the situation.
 
2013-09-12 09:41:32 AM

DoBeDoBeDo: On topic, I don't think I could help but laugh if a dude that could beat the piss out of me without even breaking a sweat broke out a pellet gun. Just something about the absurdity of the situation.


Yeah.  What was this cable guy like that Suh went "Uh, oh.  Better grab my Crossman"?
 
2013-09-12 10:18:16 AM

Gosling: Detroit... how soon can you cut this guy and get him out of the NFL without taking a ridiculous cap hit? Because please say very soon.


Says the guy I have flagged as "Tebow Apologist." Lawl.

// Not white-knighting Suh, but people that worshipped Tebow have zero credibility on football
 
2013-09-12 10:18:50 AM
Three years tops before Suh is roommates with Aaron Hernandez.
 
2013-09-12 11:56:30 AM

Generation_D: Says the guy I have flagged as "Tebow Apologist." Lawl.

// Not white-knighting Suh, but people that worshipped Tebow have zero credibility on football


I just wanted the guy to get enough time on the field to definitively go one way or the other, that's all. I figured he'd earned it after the Denver season. He didn't get that in New York. He got it in New England, and really, when you end a day 1-for-9 with negative passing yardage, that pretty much seals it. He got the chance I wanted him to get and he blew it, and now he has to field an offer from an arena team that just wants him as a publicity stunt.

Basically, Tebow turned out to be Jeremy Lin.
 
2013-09-12 12:04:26 PM
the only reason i want detroit to cut him is so he can be on my team, the off the field baggage for the moment at least is worth his on the field talent.

/see vonn miller
 
2013-09-12 12:29:04 PM

SlothB77: eyeyeye: If subby or any of you other douchenozzles would've bothered to RTFA, you'd have been informed that:

"At no time in the video did Mr. Suh point the pellet gun at Mr. Ferrell in a threatening manner," the report said. "The video shows the pellet gun in Suh's right hand pointing at the ground. After several minutes, Mr. Suh has it over his right shoulder, pointing away from Mr. Ferrell."

Not a Suh fan.  Just a fan of reading and informing myself.

They have this on video?  also, is holding a pellet gun necessary to talk to the cable guy?  he couldn't put it down?


Had you bothered to RTFA you'd have known, yes, they do have this on video.  And I'm not sure that the gun pointing downward (or skyward) is any more inherently dangerous than had the gun been securely stowed away in an iron box as I'm sure you'd prefer.

Maybe they can fit two in the wahmbulance..
 
2013-09-12 01:47:18 PM
What a c0ck suck!ng piece of shiat might look like:

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assets.sbnation.com
 
2013-09-12 03:05:31 PM

Gosling: Generation_D: Says the guy I have flagged as "Tebow Apologist." Lawl.

// Not white-knighting Suh, but people that worshipped Tebow have zero credibility on football

I just wanted the guy to get enough time on the field to definitively go one way or the other, that's all. I figured he'd earned it after the Denver season. He didn't get that in New York. He got it in New England, and really, when you end a day 1-for-9 with negative passing yardage, that pretty much seals it. He got the chance I wanted him to get and he blew it, and now he has to field an offer from an arena team that just wants him as a publicity stunt.


against backups.
 
2013-09-12 03:11:24 PM
Is Suh considered a bust yet?

/because he kick can FGs and XPs (yes, i know he missed that one against the Jets), he is slightly more valuable than, say, a Von Miller.  Instead of needing to carry a backup kicker or rolling the dice without one, Suh can be a team's backup kicker and make a sufficient percentage of XPs or close range FGs if something happens.
 
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