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(Bay News 9)   Clark told police she dangled the infant off the balcony because she was "mad'' and was "making a point.'' She also said she can do what she wants with her baby   (baynews9.com) divider line 84
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2013-09-11 08:02:21 PM
So can CPS.
 
2013-09-11 08:13:27 PM
instain mother
 
2013-09-11 08:35:29 PM
MJ did it.
 
2013-09-11 08:35:37 PM
media.nbcmiami.com
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-09-11 08:45:05 PM
I am curious as to what point she was trying to make.
 
2013-09-11 10:11:44 PM

Apos: [media.nbcmiami.com image 654x368]
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What's up with that?
 
2013-09-11 10:13:43 PM
"I don't see why not, they're my kids, I own 'em!"
 
2013-09-11 10:15:26 PM
l3.yimg.com
Point taken.
 
2013-09-11 10:16:08 PM
Yeah if she was M. Jackson she could sell pics too!
 
2013-09-11 10:16:16 PM
It's my baby, and I'll dangle it if I want to
dangle it if I want to, dangle it if I want to
 
2013-09-11 10:18:09 PM
Can we just get straight to the racist jokes, remarks and pics please fark?
 
2013-09-11 10:20:03 PM
starbaseatlanta.com
 
2013-09-11 10:20:39 PM

FarkinSneakyBastage: Can we just get straight to the racist jokes, remarks and pics please fark?


If someone doesn't get straight to the racist jokes and remarks she'll shoot this baby.
i.dailymail.co.uk
I already posted a pic.
 
2013-09-11 10:21:00 PM
Spirit of Michael Jackson possessed her for a while.
 
2013-09-11 10:22:01 PM
Same as Florida's own beloved Casey Anthony did what she wanted to do with her baby. All Casey wanted was recognition for some imaginary nanny and less child care responsibility.
 
2013-09-11 10:22:20 PM

FarkinSneakyBastage: Can we just get straight to the racist jokes, remarks and pics please fark?


How about jokes, remarks, and pics...but we leave out the racism just this once.
 
2013-09-11 10:22:56 PM

FarkinSneakyBastage: Can we just get straight to the racist jokes, remarks and pics please fark?


How many crackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
 
2013-09-11 10:24:20 PM
If she had dropped it, do you think it would have looked like an oil stain?
 
2013-09-11 10:25:14 PM
Psycho mother
Qu'est Que C'est
Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better
Run run run run run run run away
 
2013-09-11 10:26:06 PM
Hey, but abortion is fine.
 
2013-09-11 10:27:28 PM

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Lock'em both up!
 
2013-09-11 10:29:32 PM
The point being, "There should be stringent tests and licenses before being allowed to be in charge of the care and development of a human life."

Why is adoption so difficult?
 
2013-09-11 10:29:43 PM

picturescrazy: FarkinSneakyBastage: Can we just get straight to the racist jokes, remarks and pics please fark?

How many crackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?


The Bible does not recognize light bulbs. Ask a cracker.
 
2013-09-11 10:30:43 PM

Precision Boobery: The point being, "There should be stringent tests and licenses before being allowed to be in charge of the care and development of a human life."

Why is adoption so difficult?


If they give they chillen up for adoption then they don't get as much welfare
 
2013-09-11 10:34:43 PM

Resident Muslim: Hey, but abortion is fine.


As long as you don't dangle it. That would be creepy.
 
2013-09-11 10:39:10 PM
One weird trick I learned from Parents magazine on how to intentionally lose custody of an unwanted child ...
 
2013-09-11 10:39:27 PM

I_Am_Weasel: I am curious as to what point she was trying to make.


She was looking for latent magical powers?
 
2013-09-11 10:40:06 PM
Aisha the Sheriff,
and I dangle the ba-by.
Aisha the Sheriff,
and put up pic for all to see.
 
2013-09-11 10:41:18 PM

I_Am_Weasel: I am curious as to what point she was trying to make.


Her dangling of the baby was symbolic of our collective existence and the tragic fragility of the life we often take too much for granted.

Alive, yet on the precipice, the baby is us, the mother is time and the sidewalk below, our inevitable mortality.
 
2013-09-11 10:42:22 PM
because I will snap on you.
OH SNAP
 
2013-09-11 10:45:40 PM

aevorea: I_Am_Weasel: I am curious as to what point she was trying to make.

She was looking for latent magical powers?


Rowling will sue the shiat out of you
 
2013-09-11 10:46:21 PM
Po-po don't preach, I'm in trouble deep.
Po-po don't preach, neighbor don't make a peep.
But I've made up my mind, I'm danglin' my baby...
 
2013-09-11 10:47:13 PM
It could have been worse ...

cache.daylife.com
 
2013-09-11 10:48:10 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: If they give they chillen up for adoption then they don't get as much welfare


No, I mean why is it so difficult to adopt a child?  There was a story here the other day about some dude who had 27 kids by 17 moms or something.  Why is it that any unemployed, uneducated loser with no concept of the future can pump babies out as fast as s/he can make them but a stable, established professional family with bad genetic luck (i.e., can't procreate) has to go through a thousand hoops and a 3-year waiting period?  Can we try making a law that's logically consistent with other laws?  Just as a goofy experiment?  Either make it just as tough to make your own baby, or make it just as easy to go down to the corner and pick one up.

And if you want to know how to do the former, I'll tell you:  mandatory vasectomies for all male children at birth.  They're already slicing up their dicks for no good reason, how about one more little snip for a damn good reason?
 
2013-09-11 10:53:18 PM

darth_badger: It could have been worse ...

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I thought that was just happening with farkets the grease is a nice touch
 
2013-09-11 10:53:34 PM

farkingismybusiness: FarkinSneakyBastage: Can we just get straight to the racist jokes, remarks and pics please fark?

If someone doesn't get straight to the racist jokes and remarks she'll shoot this baby.

I already posted a pic.


oh Jesus. I'm guessing that's for real. I just don't even ...
 
2013-09-11 10:59:49 PM

darth_badger: It could have been worse ...

[cache.daylife.com image 610x433]


Whats worse than a black baby?
 
2013-09-11 11:07:39 PM

darth_badger: It could have been worse ...

[cache.daylife.com image 610x433]


That baby looks reasonably well-cared for.
 
2013-09-11 11:09:49 PM

ThatDarkFellow: darth_badger: It could have been worse ...

[cache.daylife.com image 610x433]

Whats worse than a black baby?


A black baby in your stew?

I mean who wants to eat a black baby? Eew.
 
2013-09-11 11:17:01 PM

ThatDarkFellow: Whats worse than a black baby?


Really dude...?
 
2013-09-11 11:19:24 PM

I Browse: ThatDarkFellow: Whats worse than a black baby?

Really dude...?


Seriously. They're cute as babies.
 
2013-09-11 11:24:29 PM
I like the ebonics included in the article.

I'm fo' realz, homie.
 
2013-09-11 11:24:36 PM
I really really need to move out of this state...

There's more people like that down here than one might think
 
2013-09-11 11:24:38 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I Browse: ThatDarkFellow: Whats worse than a black baby?

Really dude...?

Seriously. They're cute as babies.


But as we get older...I'm guessing you're not a fan?
 
2013-09-11 11:25:35 PM
Save the baby. Give it to a childless couple. Post-Abort the mother. problem solved
 
2013-09-11 11:26:28 PM
A black baby in a brandy snifter?!

ThatDarkFellow: darth_badger: It could have been worse ...

[cache.daylife.com image 610x433]

Whats worse than a black baby?


A black baby in a brandy snifter?!
 
2013-09-11 11:30:29 PM
nycprowler.com
u mad?
 
2013-09-11 11:31:40 PM

Precision Boobery: .......  And if you want to know how to do the former, I'll tell you:  mandatory vasectomies for all male children at birth.  They're already slicing up their dicks for no good reason, how about one more little snip for a damn good reason?


The doctors call your condition fertility-envy.
 
2013-09-11 11:36:54 PM

I Browse: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I Browse: ThatDarkFellow: Whats worse than a black baby?

Really dude...?

Seriously. They're cute as babies.

But as we get older...I'm guessing you're not a fan?


I was just saying that black babies are cute. Jesus, you people always jumping to conclusions.
 
2013-09-11 11:38:47 PM
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom:

I was just saying that black babies are cute. Jesus, you people always jumping to conclusions.


I took your past posting history into account. Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
 
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