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(Yahoo)   Q: Can Katherine Heigl's career be saved? A: What career?   (tv.yahoo.com) divider line 87
    More: Dumbass, Katherine Heigl, Knocked Up, Greg Berlanti, Shonda Rhimes, Diane Keaton, NyQuil, dark comedy, Grey's Anatomy  
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2013-09-11 08:04:55 PM  
Two words.

Nude scene.
 
2013-09-11 08:06:28 PM  
Full nude scene, what else?
 
2013-09-11 08:06:38 PM  
Show us your boobs.  It doesn't have to be in a movie, just show us your boobs.


/acting like a biatch to everyone keeps you from getting future employment, who knew?
 
2013-09-11 08:07:00 PM  

Gulper Eel: Two words.

Nude scene.


I was thinking "sex tape" but will settle for nude scene.
 
2013-09-11 08:07:49 PM  
Goddamn, that was a long article for a person I haven't ever heard of.

She kind of looks like a low-rent Charlize Theron. A nude scene couldn't hurt.
 
2013-09-11 08:08:25 PM  
Better Question: Should Katherine Heigl's career be saved?
 
2013-09-11 08:10:51 PM  

Mega Steve: Better Question: Should Katherine Heigl's career be saved?


Only if she follows the above advice.
 
2013-09-11 08:12:49 PM  
Meh, just replace her with Elizabeth Banks.
 
2013-09-11 08:12:55 PM  
I see that we've pretty muched put this one to bed already.
 
2013-09-11 08:13:30 PM  

Sgt Otter: Meh, just replace her with Elizabeth Banks.


THIS I can get behind.
 
2013-09-11 08:14:08 PM  

Sgt Otter: Meh, just replace her with Elizabeth Banks.


Already done, plus I think the cast of Knocked Up hated her guts.
 
2013-09-11 08:14:41 PM  
Have her sit naked on a glass table.
 
2013-09-11 08:20:31 PM  
Anyone else thought this was just a link to a random wacky Yahoo Answers?
 
2013-09-11 08:21:07 PM  
Let's see, she has a long history of volunteering for a role and taking the money, then later bad-mouthing everything about it and everyone involved (but, of course, still keeping the money). In an industry based entirely on appearance and connections, this approach couldn't possibly backfire.

...something something pissing in the pond you live in while buttering bread and shiatting where you sleep...
 
2013-09-11 08:25:57 PM  
Well, she's an infamous pain in the ass who likes to bite the hand that feeds her.  But she's a hot blonde with Ds.
 
2013-09-11 08:26:01 PM  
I don't think her cans can save her.

/sharp knees
 
2013-09-11 08:26:03 PM  
wasn't she a stripper before she started acting?
 
2013-09-11 08:27:20 PM  
She seems like a huge biatch, but she was hot as hell in My Father the Hero.
 
2013-09-11 08:35:08 PM  
With her mother as manager and maybe a Mormon there is little chance of us seeing Katherine Heigl's breasts.
 
2013-09-11 08:41:42 PM  

elvindeath: She seems like a huge biatch, but she was hot as hell in My Father the Hero.


Seat over there.. Etc etc etc.
 
2013-09-11 08:42:55 PM  

Gulper Eel: Two words.

Nude scene.


Come on, everyone keeps their bra on while having sex.
 
2013-09-11 08:46:29 PM  
Set those puppies free!
 
2013-09-11 08:47:36 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: elvindeath: She seems like a huge biatch, but she was hot as hell in My Father the Hero.

Seat over there.. Etc etc etc.


Really?

Probably SFW
 
2013-09-11 08:48:08 PM  
Well, the obvious first step is to tighten up
 
2013-09-11 08:53:18 PM  
I believe what the article says about the mother, Nancy.  I worked in a Feminist Vegetarian restaurant in Fairfield County, Connecticut.  This was in 1996...before anybody had really heard of her daughter. She came to the bread counter and went on and on about how her daughter was a model and was going to be a famous actress...she told me her daughter's name Katherine  Heigl.   I hardly spoke a word to this woman and she is going on and on...she came across as a real coont.
 
2013-09-11 08:56:52 PM  

applejacks: she came across as a real coont.


Coming from someone who had to deal with feminist vegetarians day in and day out, that's saying something.
 
2013-09-11 09:00:32 PM  

talkertopc: With her mother as manager and maybe a Mormon there is little chance of us seeing Katherine Heigl's breasts.


i216.photobucket.com

And possibly NSFW
 
2013-09-11 09:04:52 PM  
Her tits will keep her on he C list for a least another 5 years, providing she shows 'em off like she did when she was younger.
 
2013-09-11 09:05:38 PM  

talkertopc: With her mother as manager and maybe a Mormon there is little chance of us seeing Katherine Heigl's breasts.


We got close...once (Maybe NSFW)
 
2013-09-11 09:34:05 PM  
People hate biatches, plain and simple.

Consumers will tolerate, to certain intangible limits, weird, drunk, drugged, adulterous, and all around deviant behavior from their celebrities, but they will not tolerate nest-shiatting biatches.

/I'm all schadenfeudeny about her current turmoil.
 
2013-09-11 09:54:11 PM  
She was on a hit tv show, she trashed it, then quit.  Then in her very first big Hollywood comedy, a Judd Apatow picture back when he was so on fire Jesus AND the Holy Spirit were probably blowing him in the bathroom, she trashed the film before it got to video.

That's pretty biatchy for someone who hasn't proven herself yet.  You don't get to act like a biatch until you're box office gold.  Most people don't know who she is.
 
2013-09-11 09:59:09 PM  

applejacks: I believe what the article says about the mother, Nancy.  I worked in a Feminist Vegetarian restaurant in Fairfield County, Connecticut.  This was in 1996...before anybody had really heard of her daughter. She came to the bread counter and went on and on about how her daughter was a model and was going to be a famous actress...she told me her daughter's name Katherine  Heigl.   I hardly spoke a word to this woman and she is going on and on...she came across as a real coont.


Feminist vegetarian restaurant...damn, talk about cornering a niche market. I'm horrified/intrigued by this. I'm a white guy, republican voting, have a corporate job. How quickly would they throw me out?
 
2013-09-11 10:01:37 PM  
Her mother's her manager, that should explain most of it.
 
2013-09-11 10:02:23 PM  
People always want to speak their mind, but don't want to face the repercussions.
 
2013-09-11 10:03:27 PM  
dnrtfa, but KH has 3 movies coming out in 2014 - doesn't sound like the end of a career
 
2013-09-11 10:08:19 PM  

bearcats1983: applejacks: I believe what the article says about the mother, Nancy.  I worked in a Feminist Vegetarian restaurant in Fairfield County, Connecticut.  This was in 1996...before anybody had really heard of her daughter. She came to the bread counter and went on and on about how her daughter was a model and was going to be a famous actress...she told me her daughter's name Katherine  Heigl.   I hardly spoke a word to this woman and she is going on and on...she came across as a real coont.

Feminist vegetarian restaurant...damn, talk about cornering a niche market. I'm horrified/intrigued by this. I'm a white guy, republican voting, have a corporate job. How quickly would they throw me out?


They won't throw you out. But the female cook will pluck out one of her armpit hairs and put it in you sandwich.
 
2013-09-11 10:11:48 PM  
"We got close...once (Maybe NSFW)"

That scene could have been epic, as in Phoebe Cates unforgettable epic. Instead, just meh.
/meh will be Heigl's epithet.
 
2013-09-11 10:15:19 PM  
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she knows how to get rolls in hollywood
 
2013-09-11 10:15:54 PM  
roles, too. nice, freshly baked roles. yes yes yes
 
2013-09-11 10:19:15 PM  

Gulper Eel: Two words.

Nude scene.


Done in 1.

Who gives a shiat what she does, as long as she's naked?

/I would put up with her shiat long enough to disappoint her
 
2013-09-11 10:39:56 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: elvindeath: She seems like a huge biatch, but she was hot as hell in My Father the Hero.

Seat over there.. Etc etc etc.


She was 16 when she made that movie, I was 14. I will forever remember the massive boner she gave me with high reguard.
 
2013-09-11 10:47:12 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Goddamn, that was a long article for a person I haven't ever heard of.

She kind of looks like a low-rent Charlize Theron. A nude scene couldn't hurt.


Gray's Anatomy (TV), Knocked Up (Movie)

Other than that, she hasn't done anything even remotely popular or successful.

So... basically her career exists on a couple productions that were mostly carried by a bunch of other actors with actual training and talent and shiat.
 
2013-09-11 10:52:21 PM  
IIRC she did an interview after Knocked-Up where she basically said that the idea that someone like her would hook up with an average guy was unthinkable.

/fark her prissy ass
 
2013-09-11 10:53:11 PM  
This is what she gets for trying to be Suzanne Somers.  One hit TV show, she thinks she's Sarah Bernhardt.
 
2013-09-11 10:58:46 PM  

Jim_Callahan: AverageAmericanGuy: Goddamn, that was a long article for a person I haven't ever heard of.

She kind of looks like a low-rent Charlize Theron. A nude scene couldn't hurt.

Gray's Anatomy (TV), Knocked Up (Movie)

Other than that, she hasn't done anything even remotely popular or successful.

So... basically her career exists on a couple productions that were mostly carried by a bunch of other actors with actual training and talent and shiat.


Is she the doctor who got skin cancer on Gray's Anatomy?
 
2013-09-11 11:08:45 PM  
Maybe she should either:

A. Stop taking jobs she hates so much that she trashes the movie in every interview between the end of filming and opening day at the box office.
B. Be professional and positively promote movies she's in and the cast she worked with during the run up to opening day.
 
2013-09-11 11:10:46 PM  
Should had never quit greys Anatomy..

Yep, that's still going on...
 
2013-09-11 11:13:13 PM  
On top of her constant whiny-ness she has a solid brass touch when it comes to selecting  projects. "One for the money" asked her to try an accent AND project an air of authority neither of which she is capable of doing. As the same time she is getting too long in the tooth to play adolescents and young adults anymore. Nude scenes and sex scenes, as already pointed out by numerous farkers. is her ONLY potential salvation.
 
2013-09-11 11:16:29 PM  

Your Average Witty Fark User: Gulper Eel: Two words.

Nude scene.

Done in 1.

Who gives a shiat what she does, as long as she's naked?

/I would put up with her shiat long enough to disappoint her


Put like that, I doubt you (or any Farker) would have to put up with her for long.
 
2013-09-11 11:18:36 PM  

arcas: IIRC she did an interview after Knocked-Up where she basically said that the idea that someone like her would hook up with an average guy was unthinkable.

/fark her prissy ass


How dare she be honest... That's way it works most of the time.
 
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