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(Esquire)   Hey, Justin Bieber, you have something on your lip there. Oh, that's on purpose? *snicker* My bad   (esquire.com) divider line 79
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2013-09-11 05:06:14 PM  
i wonder. do you think this kid makes it to 30?
 
2013-09-11 05:12:49 PM  
Looks like Madonna's daughter.
 
2013-09-11 05:26:27 PM  
♫  I wish I had a penciled-in moustache
The Justin Bieber kind ♫
 
2013-09-11 05:31:51 PM  
Wow, the first person to make Michael Cera's mustache look manly. That's impressive
 
2013-09-11 05:32:37 PM  
I remember when I first tried letting facial hair grow. I'm glad no pictures survive as testament to that moment.
 
2013-09-11 05:40:40 PM  

bearded clamorer: Looks like Madonna's daughter.


i1123.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-11 05:43:38 PM  
This is what people choose to giggle at? His facial hair grows slowly? o_O
 
2013-09-11 06:01:00 PM  
He looks like he should be cruising junior high schools in his muscle car full of meth.
 
2013-09-11 06:03:20 PM  

Mugato: He looks like he should be cruising junior high schools in his muscle car Custom Van full of meth.


FTFY

/Actually fixed that for my generation.
 
2013-09-11 06:15:00 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: This is what people choose to giggle at? His facial hair grows slowly? o_O


Don't take it away from me. Picturing him and Selena Gomez farking makes me cry.
 
2013-09-11 06:15:27 PM  
I don't get him.

He dresses like a gangsta hip-hop wannabe, but his fans are all pre-pubescent girls.

Do his people not understand which side of their bread the butter is on?
 
2013-09-11 06:23:34 PM  

RoyBatty: ArcadianRefugee: This is what people choose to giggle at? His facial hair grows slowly? o_O

Don't take it away from me. Picturing him and Selena Gomez farking makes me cry.


They both look like they are 14.
 
2013-09-11 06:50:28 PM  
It's inappropriate to poke fun of girls with facial hair.
 
2013-09-11 06:57:47 PM  
I have a buddy in his 40's that does facial hair like that...  Another Canadian example is Sydney Crosby.  Personally that's about 24 hours...  Points, mehs, moves on.
 
2013-09-11 07:04:50 PM  
Dat mustache.  The law says no, but my knuckles say yes.
 
2013-09-11 07:15:38 PM  

FrancoFile: I don't get him.

He dresses like a gangsta hip-hop wannabe, but his fans are all pre-pubescent girls.

Do his people not understand which side of their bread the butter is on?


Yes, his marketing people really should resolve this contradiction if they hope to have any commercial success.
 
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2013-09-11 07:23:06 PM  

OregonVet: It's inappropriate to poke fun of girls with facial hair.

 
2013-09-11 07:30:36 PM  
So he's gone from looking like a lesbian, to looking like a butch lesbian?  Or at least trying to, he needs to put on some weight.
 
2013-09-11 07:33:23 PM  
"You're coming along nicely, Justin."

i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-11 07:34:33 PM  
I pulled more face fuzz than that from my drain.
 
2013-09-11 07:35:57 PM  
Hey, Justin Bieber, you have something splooge on your lip there. Oh, that's on purpose? *snicker* My bad

/ FTFY
 
2013-09-11 07:40:36 PM  
I remember when I had my first mustache. I looked ridiculous, but I refused to shave, which made things worse for me during jr high, so I shaved it when I actually got into fights.

And really, I was huge dork back then: Curly long hair that wanted to become an afro, but it fell flat to the sides, so it kind of looked like wings, I had bracers (Lisa Simpson bracers), plus the horrible first 'stache, and in a school where a lot of kids loved boy bands, hip hop and country music, I was the only one into Slipknot, Korn, Bad Religion, NOFX.

So yeah, a lesson to be learned, kids: When you notice that first 'stache, shave it.
 
2013-09-11 07:42:32 PM  

RoyBatty: ArcadianRefugee: This is what people choose to giggle at? His facial hair grows slowly? o_O

Don't take it away from me. Picturing him and Selena Gomez farking makes me cry.


Why? She is probably a virgin because that dude can't be packing more than 2 inches.
 
2013-09-11 07:44:49 PM  
Ahem, that is not his hair on his lip. If you know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2013-09-11 07:45:16 PM  

CygnusDarius: I remember when I had my first mustache. I looked ridiculous, but I refused to shave, which made things worse for me during jr high, so I shaved it when I actually got into fights.

And really, I was huge dork back then: Curly long hair that wanted to become an afro, but it fell flat to the sides, so it kind of looked like wings, I had bracers (Lisa Simpson bracers), plus the horrible first 'stache, and in a school where a lot of kids loved boy bands, hip hop and country music, I was the only one into Slipknot, Korn, Bad Religion, NOFX.

So yeah, a lesson to be learned, kids: When you notice that first 'stache, shave it.


Nothing teaches humility like the cruelty of your peers.  It took public shaming for me to cut my mullet circa 1985.
 
2013-09-11 07:46:30 PM  

OregonVet: It's inappropriate to poke fun of girls with facial hair.


media.funlol.com
 
2013-09-11 07:50:22 PM  
Isn't he old enough to be able to grow facial hair? I mean, he's not really 12. He's actually over 18, right? Maybe he should get his hormones checked.
 
2013-09-11 07:58:11 PM  
To be fair, I couldn't grow a proper mustache until I was in my mid-20's.

To be more fair, I wasn't a little prick making bad music for 12 year olds.
 
2013-09-11 08:00:23 PM  

Tom_Slick: Mugato: He looks like he should be cruising junior high schools in his muscle car Custom Van full of meth.

FTFY

/Actually fixed that for my generation.


You have to admit, a fully customed van has a shiatload of nook, crannies and other assorted places to store stuff.  But only the best come with a central vac.

/has the best
 
2013-09-11 08:01:07 PM  
Everyone, I'd like you all to met Tom. Tom Selleck. He's my mustache.
 
2013-09-11 08:01:35 PM  
Michael Berryman has a thicker mustache than this jerk-off hack.
 
2013-09-11 08:04:24 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-11 08:07:22 PM  
Just like Aunt Mabel
 
2013-09-11 08:09:47 PM  

Kali76: Maybe he should get his hormones  estrogen checked.

 
2013-09-11 08:09:59 PM  

FlashHarry: i wonder. do you think this kid makes it to 30?


Beibs seems like he's on a trip on the Leif Garrett highway.

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entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com
 
2013-09-11 08:14:59 PM  
i915.photobucket.com

i915.photobucket.com

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2013-09-11 08:16:16 PM  

Earguy: Beibs seems like he's on a trip on the Leif Garrett highway.


He could only dream of acting in awesomely bad movies.

i18.photobucket.com

"The name is Trojan, Eddie Trojan. But you my dreambucket can call me Eddie."
 
2013-09-11 08:16:34 PM  

FrancoFile: I don't get him.

He dresses like a gangsta hip-hop wannabe, but his fans are all pre-pubescent girls.

Do his people not understand which side of their bread the butter is on?


There's not much to get. He's a little boy that desperately wants to be taken seriously.
 
2013-09-11 08:31:46 PM  

MechaPyx: FrancoFile: I don't get him.

He dresses like a gangsta hip-hop wannabe, but his fans are all pre-pubescent girls.

Do his people not understand which side of their bread the butter is on?

There's not much to get. He's a little boy that desperately wants to be taken seriously.


By pissing on a janitor's bucket?.
 
2013-09-11 08:39:05 PM  
My mother has a mustache just like that.
 
2013-09-11 08:39:23 PM  
wait.  I think I just farked up the snark.

Dammit!
 
2013-09-11 08:42:44 PM  

CygnusDarius: MechaPyx: FrancoFile: I don't get him.

He dresses like a gangsta hip-hop wannabe, but his fans are all pre-pubescent girls.

Do his people not understand which side of their bread the butter is on?

There's not much to get. He's a little boy that desperately wants to be taken seriously.

By pissing on a janitor's bucket?.


He's a rebel, man. You wouldn't understand
 
2013-09-11 08:49:04 PM  
So much for mustache rides, Selena.

/Seen more hair on a barbie doll
 
2013-09-11 08:52:00 PM  
I was thinking...chocolate milk?
 
2013-09-11 08:57:00 PM  
why do white child stars always seem to go to the ghetto to get their look?
 
2013-09-11 09:04:10 PM  
His boyfriends call it the tickler because well it tickles their balls.
 
2013-09-11 09:06:51 PM  

FrancoFile: I don't get him.

He dresses like a gangsta hip-hop wannabe, but his fans are all pre-pubescent girls.

Do his people not understand which side of their bread the butter is on?


That's why he is so popular. He's a bad boy, but not TOO bad for the junior high crowd.
 
2013-09-11 09:09:55 PM  
At least he isn't smashing face-first into doors and puking semen on stage anymore.
 
2013-09-11 09:10:16 PM  

LemSkroob: why do white child stars always seem to go to the ghetto to get their look?


I'd say his mom buys him the hippest clothes money can buy at Penney's.
 
2013-09-11 09:11:00 PM  

Mad_Radhu: That's why he is so popular. He's a bad boy, but not TOO bad for the junior high crowd.


Yeah, he got into a fight at a club a while back and while his big ass bodyguard took care of it, Justin apparently kicked the guy while he was down. Because he's hard core.
 
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