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(USA Today)   Today's punch line in search of a joke: Lionel Richie offers Billy Ray Cyrus parenting advice   (usatoday.com) divider line 27
    More: Ironic, Billy Ray Cyrus, punchlines, Recording Academy, Hollywood, Clive Davis, Nicole Richie  
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2013-09-11 05:40:38 PM  
Nicole isn't doing too bad.
 
2013-09-11 05:56:36 PM  
Hello? Dude your girl Miley is Crazy, you gotta get her to stop dancing on the ceiling and get her back down to Earth. All night long shes been up doing drugs and farking strange guys, her band and the roadies all know shes easy.
 
2013-09-11 06:33:10 PM  
Billy Ray ought to run over him with a tank.

/tuba solo
 
2013-09-11 06:36:59 PM  
I guess Dina Lohan was busy.
 
2013-09-11 06:38:31 PM  
I wish Billy Ray would take parenting advice from her:
www.thedailyrash.com
 
2013-09-11 06:44:18 PM  
Wow, Lionel Richie found a way to get people under 35 to google him.

Miley is doing fine. She's an Mtv whore, like many before her.
 
2013-09-11 06:45:03 PM  
Hello? Is it my achy breakup heart you're looking for?
 
2013-09-11 06:47:47 PM  
And Billy Ray offers Lionel advice on not getting your ass kicked by your pissed off wife
 
2013-09-11 06:50:54 PM  
"Let your kids grow up and don't be a moralizing douche about it?"

/checks article

Oh. Well, okay then.
 
2013-09-11 06:51:32 PM  

HaywoodJablonski: Hello? Is it my achy breakup heart you're looking for?


Oh what a feeling....when you're twerking on the ceiling!
 
2013-09-11 06:53:09 PM  
I read the headline as: Today's punch line in search of a joke: Lionel Richie offers Billy Gunn parenting advice.
 
2013-09-11 06:55:51 PM  
So long as Billy Ray stays 300' or more away from Miley, I think she'll turn out okay in the long run. Those two are the definition of an unhealthy relationship.
 
2013-09-11 07:22:41 PM  
Milley Cyrus has an accidental career. It's the result of strong whiskey and weak condoms.
 
2013-09-11 07:23:21 PM  
It feels like the media is trying to construct the idea that Miley is out of control, but unless I'm not reading the right articles, I don't see it.  She's not out doing hard drugs, she's not driving under the influence and crashing cars, she's not getting into fights in nightclubs, and she's not going out of her way to trash people and pick fights on social media.

About the worst that she's done was make a risque video and perform an oversexualized dance, get some bad tattoos, and get an ugly haircut.  But teen pop star idols, she's really not off the rails at all.
 
2013-09-11 07:33:29 PM  

vernonFL: Hello? Dude your girl Miley is Crazy, you gotta get her to stop dancing on the ceiling and get her back down to Earth. All night long shes been up doing drugs and farking strange guys, her band and the roadies all know shes easy.


Is it you she's looking for?
 
2013-09-11 07:42:02 PM  

CygnusDarius: I read the headline as: Today's punch line in search of a joke: Lionel Richie offers Billy Gunn parenting advice.


Whereas I read it as:  Today's punch line in search of a joke: Little Richard offers Billy Ray Cyrus parenting advice.
 
2013-09-11 07:44:34 PM  

CygnusDarius: I read the headline as: Today's punch line in search of a joke: Lionel Richie offers Billy Gunn parenting advice.


Oh you didn't know?!
 
2013-09-11 07:50:03 PM  

Peepeye: HaywoodJablonski: Hello? Is it my achy breakup heart you're looking for?

Oh what a feeling....when you're twerking on the ceiling!


Lay You, Lay Me.
 
2013-09-11 07:55:29 PM  
As long as he's not giving him advice on picking spouses, it should be OK.
 
2013-09-11 07:56:45 PM  

firesign: CygnusDarius: I read the headline as: Today's punch line in search of a joke: Lionel Richie offers Billy Gunn parenting advice.

Whereas I read it as:  Today's punch line in search of a joke: Little Richard offers Billy Ray Cyrus parenting advice.


Today's punch line in search of a joke: Little Richard offers Billy Gunn parenting advice.

hervatski: CygnusDarius: I read the headline as: Today's punch line in search of a joke: Lionel Richie offers Billy Gunn parenting advice.

Oh you didn't know?!


Would be completely amusing is Miley Cyrus was actually the daughter of the ass man. Would explain where she got those shorts.

/And why she can't fit in them
 
2013-09-11 08:12:35 PM  
What's next, Lionel Richie offering driving advice?

www.topgear.com
 
2013-09-11 08:23:13 PM  

CygnusDarius: firesign: CygnusDarius: I read the headline as: Today's punch line in search of a joke: Lionel Richie offers Billy Gunn parenting advice.

Whereas I read it as:  Today's punch line in search of a joke: Little Richard offers Billy Ray Cyrus parenting advice.

Today's punch line in search of a joke: Little Richard offers Billy Gunn parenting advice.

hervatski: CygnusDarius: I read the headline as: Today's punch line in search of a joke: Lionel Richie offers Billy Gunn parenting advice.

Oh you didn't know?!

Would be completely amusing is Miley Cyrus was actually the daughter of the ass man. Would explain where she got those shorts.

/And why she can't fit in them


Then your ass better CALLLL SOMEBODY!!!!
 
2013-09-11 11:57:31 PM  
How is it that Nicole Richie ends up looking like the normal one?
 
2013-09-12 12:20:04 AM  

wildcardjack: Milley Cyrus has an accidental career. It's the result of strong whiskey and weak condoms.


And daddy realizing at some point he would crave another fifteen minutes.
 
2013-09-12 12:44:12 AM  

TuteTibiImperes: It feels like the media is trying to construct the idea that Miley is out of control, but unless I'm not reading the right articles, I don't see it.  She's not out doing hard drugs, she's not driving under the influence and crashing cars, she's not getting into fights in nightclubs, and she's not going out of her way to trash people and pick fights on social media.

About the worst that she's done was make a risque video and perform an oversexualized dance, get some bad tattoos, and get an ugly haircut.  But teen pop star idols, she's really not off the rails at all.


Personally, I just think she's being an attention whore, nothing else. She's the epitome of "trying way too hard." Her performance in the VMAs just screamed "Look at me! Look at how Sexy I am! See this! I'm Sexy!" I couldn't help but laugh at how desperate she looked.
 
2013-09-12 01:02:18 AM  
www.revolution-bars.co.uk
 
2013-09-12 02:19:28 PM  
"you just have no control!" he complained while voluntarily providing enough no-strings-attached funding for her to purchade a small island nation.
 
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