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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)   Governor Rick Scott cancels re-election gator hunt fundraiser because it: A) cost $25,000 per person; B) required permits only issued by lottery; or C) risked donors being eaten by gators?   (tampabay.com) divider line 59
    More: Florida, Governor Rick Scott, New Smyrna Beach, Republican Party of Florida, fundraisers  
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2013-09-11 07:59:42 PM  
There's a reason Florida has its own tag.  If Rick Scott didn't exist, Florida would have to invent him.
 
2013-09-11 10:01:41 PM  
Were I wealthy and immoral I'd gladly pay as many people as possible to vote against this man as many times as they could get away with

Much like.....some transient visible illness? I am merely waiting for him to go the f**k away
 
2013-09-11 11:12:13 PM  

theknuckler_33: TuteTibiImperes: wildcardjack: theknuckler_33: Alligator is some good eats.

From what I recall the one time I ate it. Over 15 years ago. Based on the 3 or 4 bits of it that I had.

So, what you do right now, before you make any plans, is hit Yelp and search for alligator. Find someplace with 4 stars and do dinner.

It tastes sort of like chicken but a bit fisher.  It's not bad with some lemon squeezed on top.  It's more of a tourist thing than a regular part of the diet for anyone down here.

The gator I had that one time was at a bar in Harleysville, Pa.

So... you know... take from that what you will.

/I have no idea where it came from or how fresh it was, etc.


Probably wasn't gator. More likely raccoon, from the road behind the bar.
 
2013-09-12 12:05:56 AM  

Lost Thought 00: Car_Ramrod: Gov. Rick Scott reschedules execution due to Attorney General Pam Bondi's fundraiser

Why, exactly, would the prosecutor need or want to be present at the execution?


She didn't want her lily white hands to be bloody during her little party.
 
2013-09-12 12:13:45 AM  

NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: she also already apologized and said that particular rescheduling request shouldn't have been made. she wished she wasn't getting dinged politically for her thoughtlessness.


FTFY.
 
2013-09-12 01:06:54 AM  
Would feeding Scott to a gator get you arrested for extreme cruelty to animals?
 
2013-09-12 04:01:14 AM  
Scott is why the enitre panhandle should be turned into a glass parking lot. The idiots up there will ensure he gets re-elected while the rest of the state hates him.
 
2013-09-12 07:28:23 AM  
Maybe someone signed up for it that had him a bit concerned...

abovethelaw.com
 
2013-09-12 07:57:42 AM  

Hollie Maea: NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: she also already apologized and said that particular rescheduling request shouldn't have been made. she wished she wasn't getting dinged politically for her thoughtlessness.

FTFY.


or that. I kept waiting for the " an overzealous staffer mage this scheduling request without my knowledge" but it never came.
 
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