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(KREM Spokane)   Man claims to be doing God's work. Was he: A) Feeding the poor B) Donating to charity C) Exposing himself to passing cars?   (krem.com) divider line 57
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2013-09-11 03:40:25 PM
The lord works in mysterious ways.
 
2013-09-11 03:51:33 PM
Mysterious naked ways.
 
2013-09-11 04:17:34 PM
Good thing there is no D) All Of The Above.
 
2013-09-11 04:19:09 PM
WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE THE WILL OF I AM WHO AM?????
 
2013-09-11 04:25:39 PM
i299.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-11 04:36:21 PM
Does he have a big Ogan?
 
2013-09-11 04:37:33 PM
Praise Allah
 
2013-09-11 04:38:03 PM
"I'm like one of those old testament prophets, you know. I didn't WANT to show my dangly bit to passing motorists, but who can resist the will of the Lord?"
 
2013-09-11 04:38:21 PM
Think about it, what if god told this guy he needs to slow down traffic at this specific time or the unborn baby of a mother would die in a car accident, and that baby's name? Larry... but Larry will develop a cure for cancer. Now everyone is all "oh you're crazy"...crazy enough to cure cancer, game set match atheists, checkmate...
 
2013-09-11 04:38:22 PM
He just wanted to show us how high his soul was lifted, unfortunately it came up short.
 
2013-09-11 04:39:12 PM
Father?
 
2013-09-11 04:39:43 PM
Instead of God, I wudda gone with St. Peter.
 
2013-09-11 04:41:13 PM
I believe him. This god person has said some crazy shiat over the years.
 
2013-09-11 04:41:50 PM

Headso: Think about it, what if god told this guy he needs to slow down traffic at this specific time or the unborn baby of a mother would die in a car accident, and that baby's name? Larry... but Larry will develop a cure for cancer. Now everyone is all "oh you're crazy"...crazy enough to cure cancer, game set match atheists, checkmate...


I hadn't thought about it that way. Faith in God restored.
 
GBB
2013-09-11 04:42:29 PM

Headso: Think about it, what if god told this guy he needs to slow down traffic at this specific time or the unborn baby of a mother would die in a car accident, and that baby's name? Larry... but Larry will develop a cure for cancer. Now everyone is all "oh you're crazy"...crazy enough to cure cancer, game set match atheists, checkmate...


Now it's just a waiting game to see which of us was right.
 
2013-09-11 04:44:31 PM
When god gives you lemons you find a new god.
 
2013-09-11 04:48:12 PM

Carn: When god gives you lemons you find a new god.


In Paradise Lost it was apples.
 
2013-09-11 04:52:12 PM
I like to do the Lord's work at funerals and in front of Curves gyms.
 
2013-09-11 04:52:53 PM
Is there anyway to prevent videos from autostarting?
 
2013-09-11 04:53:47 PM
Still less harmful than whatever the hell Goldman Sachs thought they were doing.
 
2013-09-11 04:53:48 PM

Carn: When god gives you lemons you find a new god.


Or you could have a party instead. Depends on your god and what floats your boat.
 
2013-09-11 04:54:20 PM
He works in mysterious ways, Subby
 
2013-09-11 04:55:18 PM
Penis In The Wind.
 
2013-09-11 04:55:38 PM

Headso: Think about it, what if god told this guy he needs to slow down traffic at this specific time or the unborn baby of a mother would die in a car accident, and that baby's name? Larry... but Larry will develop a cure for cancer. Now everyone is all "oh you're crazy"...crazy enough to cure cancer, game set match atheists, checkmate...


You've seen Frailty waaaaay too many times.
/i know you keed
//i keed
 
2013-09-11 05:00:05 PM

lasercannon: I like to do the Lord's work at funerals and in front of Curves gyms.


I like to "do the lord's work" in broad daylight, in front of a pre-school. Wait..."doing the lord's work" is a euphimism for screwing a dead dog, right?
 
2013-09-11 05:00:29 PM

wiseolddude: Is there anyway to prevent videos from autostarting?


Smite subby?

biobreak.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-09-11 05:03:49 PM
god is  dick
 
2013-09-11 05:06:35 PM
Subby, shame on you for belittiling this man. He's only doing what hundreds of Priests and Pastors do each day to their chosen favorite altar boys and youth group members.

And unlike them, he's not getting any reward for it for making the children suffer unto jesus.
 
2013-09-11 05:06:39 PM
Maybe he was possessed by Zeus.
 
2013-09-11 05:07:53 PM

EvilEgg: The lord works in mysterious ways.


I've always said that God fellow is a real prick.
 
2013-09-11 05:09:46 PM

uncleacid: Penis In The Wind.


Ween?
/lost in the sauce once again.
 
2013-09-11 05:10:11 PM
And thus The Lord God told Billy to stand along the roadside and show others his naughty bits.

Billy then found a suitable place and showed others the majesty of his naughty bits.

The authorities did not understand The Lord God's ways, and imprisoned him.

\I sort of feel sorry for people whom still think this will shock people.  They need to get out gold makeup and shave their privates or something unique.  Get people to truly stare at their wonderful penis.
 
2013-09-11 05:11:57 PM
This has nothing to do with the thread, but I think this is a treat.

Marginally not safe for work:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcNxaXb5Ews
 
2013-09-11 05:12:54 PM
WWJD?

Apparently flash the public like Santa

encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2013-09-11 05:19:54 PM
PEENERS FOR JESUS!
 
2013-09-11 05:20:41 PM
Not as bad as the guy who farts as soon as the elevator doors close.

/it was me
 
2013-09-11 05:20:48 PM
At first i read his last name as Organ.

In any case this is clearly a first amendment case.

And from now on instead of saying "I'll be in my bunk", I'll say "I'll be doing the Lord's work."
 
2013-09-11 05:22:51 PM

Enemabag Jones: And thus The Lord God told Billy to stand along the roadside and show others his naughty bits.

Billy then found a suitable place and showed others the majesty of his naughty bits.

The authorities did not understand The Lord God's ways, and imprisoned him.

\I sort of feel sorry for people whom still think this will shock people.  They need to get out gold makeup and shave their privates or something unique.  Get people to truly stare at their wonderful penis.


Approves:
www.umich.edu
 
2013-09-11 05:23:08 PM

The more you eat the more you fart: Not as bad as the guy who farts as soon as the elevator doors close.

/it was me


i43.tinypic.com
 
2013-09-11 05:23:11 PM
Why is it no sane and intelligent people ever claim to be doing "God's work" when doing great things?  It's always psychos, doing bad things.
<applies 10 seconds rational thought>
Oh, yeah, that's why.
 
2013-09-11 05:23:30 PM

lasercannon: I like to do the Lord's work at funerals and in front of Curves gyms.


Not in front of day cares....with a dead dog?
 
2013-09-11 05:24:03 PM

talkertopc: At first i read his last name as Organ.


Ogan's organ near Oregon again?
 
2013-09-11 05:24:40 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: lasercannon: I like to do the Lord's work at funerals and in front of Curves gyms.

I like to "do the lord's work" in broad daylight, in front of a pre-school. Wait..."doing the lord's work" is a euphimism for screwing a dead dog, right?


Well, I should have read further down the thread.

/kicks dirt.
 
2013-09-11 05:27:30 PM

talkertopc: At first i read his last name as Organ.

In any case this is clearly a first amendment case.

And from now on instead of saying "I'll be in my bunk", I'll say "I'll be doing the Lord's work."


swinging organ?
images.plixid.com
 
2013-09-11 05:28:12 PM

Carn: The more you eat the more you fart: Not as bad as the guy who farts as soon as the elevator doors close.

/it was me


Exactly.
 
2013-09-11 05:30:41 PM
filmdope.com
 
2013-09-11 05:31:37 PM
Wasn't that the guy that sang "Caribbean Queen"?
 
2013-09-11 05:34:39 PM

bearded clamorer: Wasn't that the guy that sang "Caribbean Queen"?


It took me a few seconds to think of who that was. I could have googled it faster, damnit.
 
2013-09-11 05:34:53 PM
Who are we to stop the work of the gods?

lh3.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-09-11 05:59:07 PM
Heed the Prophets. Public masturbation is but one tool of the Almighty.

Yay, this generation seeketh an erection, but no erection shall be found.

Woe, woe unto ye, ye viewers of unsheathed manhood. As the viper squirts, so shall this generation climax and decline.

FOR THE LORD SAYETH, "I, even I, have a penis, too.  Just a small one, like Chyna. For I am the Lord."
 
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