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(   Because today is the PERFECT day to simulate burning airplanes at Boston's airport   ( divider line
    More: Fail, Massachusetts Port Authority, Logan International Airport, Massachusetts Governor Deval Patrick, Melissa, airplanes, standard treatment, airports  
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4204 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Sep 2013 at 3:16 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-09-11 03:34:57 PM  
2 votes:

Gonz: that's the perfect way to remember 9/11/01- use the anniversary to run through mass casualty and similar scenarios that illustrate the value of trained, professional first responders.

Was that the date Herod killed all the infants?
2013-09-11 03:20:44 PM  
2 votes:
i was gonna buy a boxcutter today, but decided to put it off until tomorrow....
2013-09-11 03:19:35 PM  
2 votes:
Can we get an Air Force one flyby over Manhattan today as well?
2013-09-11 07:40:20 PM  
1 vote:

hailin: Oh FFS I'm tired of this bullshiat. Somebody called me out on Facebook as being "tacky because it is 9/11" because I was excited about my first successful set of smoked ribs. GET THE FARK OVER IT PEOPLE! The terrorists are winning because you stupid farks can't move on with your lives one farking day a year!

You should've responded with "Good point. Ok, now they're 9/11 memorial ribs. Just like the charred corpses of the victims -- whom we will never forget, by the way -- they were smoky and delicious."
2013-09-11 04:06:34 PM  
1 vote:

On June 6, do NOT swim onto a European beach.
On Nov. 22, do NOT look out of the window at a library or book depository.
On Dec. 7, do NOT visit Hawaii lest it catch someone by surprise.
2013-09-11 03:37:35 PM  
1 vote:
OH, thanks for the motherfarking autoplay video set at 11, Boston Globe.
2013-09-11 03:24:37 PM  
1 vote:
Does that mean next April 18th or so wiill be the perfect day for the Slow Cooker Stew Festivals in Midtown Manhattan?
2013-09-11 03:23:02 PM  
1 vote:
Yes, Boston suffered so horribly that day. So many people's views of Logan Airport from their apartments were forever tarnished.
2013-09-11 03:21:29 PM  
1 vote:
It's easy to simulate the burning planes, not so easy to simulate the panicked passengers.
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