jigger: Maybe they came to help transport away chemical weapons?
cgraves67: Look out! it has a lot of tubes.
Headso: does a country with enough nukes to blow up the entire world need a carrier killer? And whose carrier are you going to asplode without turning it into a nuclear war? It's as idiotic as our missile defense system.
ThatBillmanGuy: If only we had some way of defending our carriers with some kind of submersible vessel.
Infernalist: I'm sure those four carriers and their support vessels are deeply troubled by this battleship.
another cultural observer: [jaypgreene.files.wordpress.com image 618x347]
gnosis301: You farging ass, you've killed us!
iheartscotch: FTFA: ..launched in 1979..So, it's an almost 35 year old destroyer; converted to fire missiles. Oh, I'm so scared! It would have to get in range of the carrier group first; then if would get sunk by F-18 super hornets.
Headso: cgraves67: Look out! it has a lot of tubes.it's a wi-fi hotspot
another cultural observer: Moskva severely damages a U.S. Carrier, which later sinks with a few hundred crew still aboard. Putin immediately expresses his sincerest apologies at this horrible military accident (in true, deceptive commie form). Kerry gets on the air and equivocates for half an hour. Show trials ensue for Russian military types which Putin wants kicked out anyway. Nothing else happens. end scene.
ThatBillmanGuy: If only we had some way of defending our carriers with some kind of submersible vesselwessel.
TrainingWheelsNeeded: It's also an ineffective strategy because the Russians don't have submarines. Putin just straps on some scuba gear and fires torpedos from his @ss but he has a long way to swim to get into the area so, i wouldn't worry much about it.
Edsel: Anybody else nostalgic for "Harpoon" and "Red Storm Rising"?
Intrepid00: I'm so happy outrageous ship design wasn't lost when the wall fell.
pag1107: I'm surprised they didn't bring their bigger nuclear-powered battlecruiser to this dick waiving contest.
TrainingWheelsNeeded: iheartscotch: FTFA: ..launched in 1979..So, it's an almost 35 year old destroyer; converted to fire missiles. Oh, I'm so scared! It would have to get in range of the carrier group first; then if would get sunk by F-18 super hornets.Now, if only the men and women aboard those war-ships could hide behind an internet connection.
Ned Stark: Yes everyone, the world is essentially helpless against the US military Juggernaut we know you can stop masturbating now.
indarwinsshadow: Personally, I say we put Putin and Obama in a cage. Two men enter. One man leaves. I'm tired of politicians starting fights and everyone else dying. Let them work it out the old fashioned way.[farm5.staticflickr.com image 450x301]
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