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(KSAT San Antonio)   There's nothing quite like milk and cookies - unless you count MILK AND COOKIE DISEASE   (ksat.com ) divider line
    More: Florida, Becky Giambrone, sore throats, milk, runny nose, diseases, sugars  
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5230 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Sep 2013 at 2:15 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-09-11 02:17:55 PM  
OREOS ARE EVIL.
 
2013-09-11 02:18:12 PM  
That why you only eat milk and cookie in moderation.

Om nom nom nom
 
2013-09-11 02:20:00 PM  
The milk also contains sugar.

That's bad.
 
2013-09-11 02:21:04 PM  
Medical opinions are like assholes, the doctor will stick his dick in there even if it doesn't belong.
 
2013-09-11 02:24:12 PM  
That's why I stay up and play video games after my milk and cookies snack.
 
2013-09-11 02:25:42 PM  
Try actively parenting your child, maybe? Or remembering that a liquid with no sugar, etc. exists and usually comes straight out of the tap without having to mix anything?
 
2013-09-11 02:29:26 PM  
"Wei explained that sugar turns the stomach into a highly acidic environment and all their diary builds a layer of mucus."

All your diary are belong to us.
 
2013-09-11 02:29:39 PM  
Well, that was certainly a fancy and convoluted way to describe the phenomenon of HEARTBURN.

/it's not the "milk and cookies", it's the "eating and drinking right before going to bed"
 
2013-09-11 02:31:37 PM  
I like my Oreo's with extra Crisco.
 
2013-09-11 02:36:29 PM  
I must have been a mean mom because I don't recall giving my kids a nightly milk and cookie fix before bed.  Seems to me that would be an occasional treat thing.
 
2013-09-11 02:36:48 PM  
So your kitchen is dangerous?  What next?  The treehouse?  Under the bed?
 
2013-09-11 02:36:54 PM  
maybe if junior was running his butt off outside from the time he came home from school till dark his body would crave and need any type of nourishment. i live in a neighborhood loaded with kids but i hardly  see or hear them. i'm a baby boomer and when i was growing up mothers were screaming off their back porches for the kids to come home to dinner or to do their chores before dark. a 8 year old kid doesn't want a bike but a phone today.

/old man yelling at clouds
 
2013-09-11 02:37:37 PM  
I'd managed to go a few years without any Oreos, and I gotta ask... Why the hell would anyone eat that shiat? You're telling me that people have been eating that shiat for more than a century?

Oh, and a kid hungry before bedtime? Two things, a) you're not making him eat his dinner and b) he's learned that if he complains about being hungry near bedtime he gets milk and cookies.
 
2013-09-11 02:41:41 PM  
Santa inconsolable.
 
2013-09-11 02:44:16 PM  
FTA: He was restless and woke up every morning with black underneath his eyes because he wasn't sleeping well enough

Bags and darkness under the eyes are actually a sign of liver problems. Lack of sleep can cause liver problems, but if someone is getting a full nights sleep it's probably caused by something like, say, the large quantities of SUGAR they consume in their milk and cookies, and other things all day long, which is as bad for your liver as alcohol.

Everyone in this article is stupid and should feel stupid. Especially the medical professional saying dairy is the main culprit. I see so many young kids now going around with big bags under their eyes all the time, like 40 year old alcoholics. Pediatricians are totally dropping the ball by not educating parents about the real harm sugar causes.
 
2013-09-11 02:51:03 PM  
I hate it when seemingly well educated people make up new "diseases" all based on anecdote and no research.

I don't care how many times you think you saw it in your practice; confirmation and unconscious biases are real, and they will alter your analysis.
/this is how much of the anti-vax info got spread
 
2013-09-11 02:54:09 PM  
If eating milk and cookies before bed is wrong, then I don't want to be right.
 
2013-09-11 03:10:31 PM  
So their really is a cookie monster?!?!?!?
 
2013-09-11 03:11:05 PM  

caution: "Wei explained that sugar turns the stomach into a highly acidic environment and all their diary builds a layer of mucus."

All your diary are belong to us.


And not only that...

"It was hard for him to breath. It was like yogurt. It thickens it was coming back up when he was trying to breath," said Giambrone when she finally understood what was happening to Jonathan.

Why cans Jonny not breath, why?

/FFS....
 
2013-09-11 03:12:59 PM  
Oh for farks sake.
 
2013-09-11 03:31:56 PM  
Article confused 'diary' and 'dairy' a couple times, making for a somewhat confusing read.

'their diary builds a layer of mucus'

'It's not that I am anti-diary, but kids who consume a lot of it...'
 
2013-09-11 03:35:44 PM  

Pied Penguin: caution: "Wei explained that sugar turns the stomach into a highly acidic environment and all their diary builds a layer of mucus."

All your diary are belong to us.

And not only that...

"It was hard for him to breath. It was like yogurt. It thickens it was coming back up when he was trying to breath," said Giambrone when she finally understood what was happening to Jonathan.

Why cans Jonny not breath, why?

/FFS....


Thank you. I was going to quote this and reply, "Pat, can I buy a vowel? I'd like an 'e,' please, so that the author can properly spell breathe, fer chrissake."
 
2013-09-11 03:37:15 PM  
Guess it's better than Lollipop disease
 
2013-09-11 03:48:38 PM  
Duh. Fat kids take up more room, which means it's harder to pass them in the hallway at school, which leads to congestion. Study it out.
 
2013-09-11 04:28:31 PM  
Cow milk is meant for a calf, not humans, and especially not children.  Consuming milk has been linked to a host of diseases and illnesses, including breast cancer, diabetes (both diabetes mellitus and juvenile diabetes), kidney stones, acne, heart disease, osteoporosis, multiple sclerosis, stroke, and rheumatoid arthritis.

If you don't believe me, see the following link:  Click to get healthy!
 
2013-09-11 04:43:14 PM  

Lusebagage: Cow milk is meant for a calf, not humans, and especially not children.  Consuming milk has been linked to a host of diseases and illnesses, including breast cancer, diabetes (both diabetes mellitus and juvenile diabetes), kidney stones, acne, heart disease, osteoporosis, multiple sclerosis, stroke, and rheumatoid arthritis.

If you don't believe me, see the following link:  Click to get healthy!


Dr. Hyman, is that you?

/your blog (post) sucks
 
2013-09-11 06:04:19 PM  

Lusebagage: Cow milk is meant for a calf, not humans, and especially not children.  Consuming milk has been linked to a host of diseases and illnesses, including breast cancer, diabetes (both diabetes mellitus and juvenile diabetes), kidney stones, acne, heart disease, osteoporosis, multiple sclerosis, stroke, and rheumatoid arthritis.

If you don't believe me, see the following link:  Click to get healthy!


I checked out that guy's website. He mangles toxicity and detoxification methods of the body by using science-y sounding words which make no sense to a trained toxicologist like myself. That guy is a complete quack; I doubt you could trust anything he says on anything science based.

/Sorry, but illness is not "caused by chronic toxicity" and you do not need to "check if you are toxic."
//Those are meaningless terms.
///He also seems to be an autism quack, selling fake remedies and very slyly blaming vaccines and explicitly blaming "toxins in the gut."
 
2013-09-11 08:56:56 PM  
Tjost (from shirt.woot.com) approves:

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2013-09-12 01:14:57 AM  
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2013-09-12 02:19:01 AM  
Chronic Biscuit Toxicity?
 
2013-09-12 05:12:52 PM  
FTA: "all their diary builds a layer of mucus "

Well there's your problem right there!

Dear Diary and all their other diaries, may I build a layer of mucus out of you?
 
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