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(Daily Mail)   Mario Lopez celebrates his wife successfully giving birth to a son, and when he finds the guy who impregnated her he's going to kick his ass   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 18
    More: Misc, Mario Lopez, Universal Studios, New Home, Saved by the Bell, delivery, Downtown Los Angeles  
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3065 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 11 Sep 2013 at 4:00 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-09-11 02:20:39 PM  
fb- strikes again..

and again and again and again
 
2013-09-11 04:04:41 PM  
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2013-09-11 04:06:25 PM  
"You're dead, Preppy!"
 
2013-09-11 04:11:29 PM  
Slater's gonna Slate
 
2013-09-11 04:17:46 PM  

you are a puppet: "You're dead, Preppy!"


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2013-09-11 04:18:31 PM  
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2013-09-11 04:21:45 PM  
He has adorable dimples.
 
2013-09-11 04:38:17 PM  
Lark Voorhies offered him these pearls of wisdom.

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Well you know, people want to express themselves and ... you know, they will do so at free random.The particular trade editorial and I are not in agreement, however. It's so far left from what was actually  atrast or brought about.It is a small, uh, opinionata that is getting blown thoroughly out of proportion. I have no stating reasons why anyone should worry about me. I mean, clearly I am a very strong, top-of-the-line, always-rising-to-it personage. And um, I have no worries myself, nor do I exude, exhibit or posses within my living strata...stratus any reason why someone should worry in my behalf. It's just lies. It's completely fictional."

I hope Slater takes those words to heart.
 
2013-09-11 04:58:00 PM  

freetomato: He has adorable dimples.


And a sweet mullet.
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2013-09-11 04:59:54 PM  
Too posh to push.  And she gave birth in her makeup.  It's a free country.
 
2013-09-11 07:25:39 PM  
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Sounds like a Zack Attack.
 
2013-09-11 07:52:03 PM  
i think you mean lick his ass
 
2013-09-11 10:21:06 PM  
Wait, wait, wait a second...

The guy who was banging Ali Landry knocked that thing up?

Ew. Good god.
 
2013-09-11 10:29:22 PM  

Your Average Witty Fark User: Wait, wait, wait a second...

The guy who was banging Ali Landry knocked that thing up?

Ew. Good god.


He's braver than you thought?
 
2013-09-11 11:10:16 PM  
was he so excited?
 
2013-09-12 12:02:06 AM  

Primitive Screwhead: Your Average Witty Fark User: Wait, wait, wait a second...

The guy who was banging Ali Landry knocked that thing up?

Ew. Good god.

He's braver than you thought?


I don't know- I'd lean towards ditching Ali Landry was stupid. Sure, he's brave to nail this broad, but stupid too.
 
2013-09-12 01:03:39 AM  
As I recall, he didn't ditch Ali Landry.  I think the story goes that she found out he had been cheating on her right after they got married and she got it annulled.  She ditched him.  How can someone cheat on Doritos girl?
 
2013-09-12 10:36:25 AM  

hugram: freetomato: He has adorable dimples.

And a sweet mullet.
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Damn...I miss Max-X.  Can't find it anywhere anymore.
 
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