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(Fox News)   Rep. Frank Wolf (R-VA) says that Obama, Clinton, and Kerry don't want to talk about Benghazi because they were hiding illegal weapons for Syrian Al-Qaeda rebels in the consulate. Really, he said this   (foxnews.com) divider line 212
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2013-09-11 01:28:53 PM
Well none of them have denied it.
 
2013-09-11 01:39:10 PM

HoustonNick: Well none of them have denied it.


Glenn Beck has yet to deny that he raped and murdered a girl in 1990, doesn't make it true.
 
2013-09-11 01:42:02 PM

HoustonNick: Well none of them have denied it.


That is a breathtakingly stupid statement. Come on back here after you get to high school and take some courses that feature critical thinking.
 
2013-09-11 02:19:33 PM
Well, I see someone is looking to take Bachmann's place as the derpiest member of congress.
 
2013-09-11 02:29:39 PM
♪ ♫ I stand out from the crowd
I'm stupid and loud
I'm on the hunt, I'm after Obama
My head's full of rocks
I'm going on Fox
AAAANNNND I'M DERPY LIKE FRANK WOLF ♪ ♫
 
2013-09-11 02:34:13 PM
Yesterday, I was on my bus to work and a discussion about Saskatchewan* turned into a haranguing by a crazy person about how Barack Obama was born into the CIA (which was filled with Nazi Intelligence Officers) and the CIA installed him as president because he personally killed JFK.

That's right. ToddlerBama killed Kennedy.

*not a real place. It's in Canada.
 
2013-09-11 02:44:59 PM

HoustonNick: Well none of them have denied it.


Because stashing weapons for Syria in the Libyan embassy makes so much freaking sense, doesn't it?  I mean it's just so blindingly obvious.
 
2013-09-11 02:48:48 PM
I feel it worth pointing out that HoustonNick hasn't denied being a child molester.
 
2013-09-11 02:53:12 PM
ok, GOP, when you oppose education and science and general "larnin'" for decades, you'll eventually end up with some of your ignoramus homunculi actually ascending to the halls of congress. so when knuckle-dragging, mouth-breathers like this tool (and louis gohmert and michelle bachmann and steve king) go around spouting off stupid shiat, making you look like "the stupid party," you only have yourselves to blame.
 
2013-09-11 03:01:03 PM
There is nothing a Republican representative can say that is so stupid that the people who voted for them won't believe it
 
2013-09-11 03:03:06 PM
Nothing surprises me at this point.  I'm sure if some popular right-wing blog or radio show or other media outlet fronted that Jesus returned but the Obama Administration got to him first and they have him locked away in the basement at NORAD where he is tortured daily using ass-rape techniques so he can be brainwashed into a Marxist in order to spread commie philosophy, it would be shouted from the treetops as the gospel truth.
 
2013-09-11 03:08:53 PM
The Zeta Reticulans have obtained intel from the late Colonel Sanders and will be attacking soon!
 
2013-09-11 03:10:09 PM
Sooooo....he's happy about this? You know, because the GOP wants us to supply all these rebel groups while not arming these rebel groups because Benghazi and that's why it's bad because Assad is clearly the good guy and we should totally arm the rebels and I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts there they are I AM THE QUEEN OF FRANCE....titty cupcakes, they taste so good. they taste so good, I rub it all over and over and over and wherefore art thou and furthermore and also and I've blah blah blah *pfftpftttpfftpfftpfftpfftpffp* blibibly biblbly bloo my nose went a-choo, and shot rang out and a consolate's down blibibly bilbibly blue...

*headdesk*
 
2013-09-11 03:11:53 PM

UberDave: Nothing surprises me at this point.  I'm sure if some popular right-wing blog or radio show or other media outlet fronted that Jesus returned but the Obama Administration got to him first and they have him locked away in the basement at NORAD where he is tortured daily using ass-rape techniques so he can be brainwashed into a Marxist in order to spread commie philosophy, it would be shouted from the treetops as the gospel truth.


Great, now my Mom will be posting THAT on Facebook in a day or two.
 
2013-09-11 03:19:05 PM

HoustonNick: Well none of them have denied it.


Lulz... well done

8/10
 
2013-09-11 03:20:21 PM

Ennuipoet: UberDave: Nothing surprises me at this point.  I'm sure if some popular right-wing blog or radio show or other media outlet fronted that Jesus returned but the Obama Administration got to him first and they have him locked away in the basement at NORAD where he is tortured daily using ass-rape techniques so he can be brainwashed into a Marxist in order to spread commie philosophy, it would be shouted from the treetops as the gospel truth.

Great, now my Mom will be posting THAT on Facebook in a day or two.



You have one of *those* news feeds huh?  I've had a couple of "friends" change their profile pic to this recently:

s9.postimg.org

That should be pretty much all you need to know about what they post.
 
2013-09-11 03:23:40 PM

UberDave: Ennuipoet: UberDave: Nothing surprises me at this point.  I'm sure if some popular right-wing blog or radio show or other media outlet fronted that Jesus returned but the Obama Administration got to him first and they have him locked away in the basement at NORAD where he is tortured daily using ass-rape techniques so he can be brainwashed into a Marxist in order to spread commie philosophy, it would be shouted from the treetops as the gospel truth.

Great, now my Mom will be posting THAT on Facebook in a day or two.


You have one of *those* news feeds huh?  I've had a couple of "friends" change their profile pic to this recently:

[s9.postimg.org image 483x740]

That should be pretty much all you need to know about what they post.


isn't this blasphemy?

Last I checked, Jesus was king of the Jews, not 'Muricans
 
2013-09-11 03:23:47 PM

UberDave: Ennuipoet: UberDave: Nothing surprises me at this point.  I'm sure if some popular right-wing blog or radio show or other media outlet fronted that Jesus returned but the Obama Administration got to him first and they have him locked away in the basement at NORAD where he is tortured daily using ass-rape techniques so he can be brainwashed into a Marxist in order to spread commie philosophy, it would be shouted from the treetops as the gospel truth.

Great, now my Mom will be posting THAT on Facebook in a day or two.


You have one of *those* news feeds huh?  I've had a couple of "friends" change their profile pic to this recently:

[s9.postimg.org image 483x740]

That should be pretty much all you need to know about what they post.


Who's the fruity looking guy desecrating our flag?
 
2013-09-11 03:26:29 PM

UberDave: Ennuipoet: UberDave: Nothing surprises me at this point.  I'm sure if some popular right-wing blog or radio show or other media outlet fronted that Jesus returned but the Obama Administration got to him first and they have him locked away in the basement at NORAD where he is tortured daily using ass-rape techniques so he can be brainwashed into a Marxist in order to spread commie philosophy, it would be shouted from the treetops as the gospel truth.

Great, now my Mom will be posting THAT on Facebook in a day or two.


You have one of *those* news feeds huh?  I've had a couple of "friends" change their profile pic to this recently:

[s9.postimg.org image 483x740]

That should be pretty much all you need to know about what they post.


Do they at least look like that guy?
 
2013-09-11 03:26:50 PM

EvilEgg: Who's the fruity looking guy desecrating our flag?


damn hippies
 
2013-09-11 03:31:31 PM
Screw recalling these guys, we should have the option to just execute these people for sheer stupidity.
 
2013-09-11 03:43:49 PM
How did Congressman Rick Wolf not get screened out by the mandatory Congressional piss test?

/He's sure trippin' on something.
//And it's certainly not LSD-25.
 
2013-09-11 03:45:38 PM

EvilEgg: UberDave: Ennuipoet: UberDave: Nothing surprises me at this point.  I'm sure if some popular right-wing blog or radio show or other media outlet fronted that Jesus returned but the Obama Administration got to him first and they have him locked away in the basement at NORAD where he is tortured daily using ass-rape techniques so he can be brainwashed into a Marxist in order to spread commie philosophy, it would be shouted from the treetops as the gospel truth.

Great, now my Mom will be posting THAT on Facebook in a day or two.


You have one of *those* news feeds huh?  I've had a couple of "friends" change their profile pic to this recently:

[s9.postimg.org image 483x740]

That should be pretty much all you need to know about what they post.

Who's the fruity looking guy desecrating our flag?


I bet he's for socialized health care!
 
2013-09-11 04:05:06 PM
I smell potato.
 
2013-09-11 04:05:57 PM
Could someone pants this guy on the floor of the House?
 
2013-09-11 04:06:02 PM
And he will face no consequences for his lie.
 
2013-09-11 04:06:37 PM
Is this guy allowed out of the house without a helmet?
 
2013-09-11 04:07:02 PM

Speaker2Animals: HoustonNick: Well none of them have denied it.

That is a breathtakingly stupid statement. Come on back here after you get to high school and take some courses that feature critical thinking.


Did that hook hurt worse going in or coming out?
 
2013-09-11 04:07:53 PM
A GOPPER unfamiliar with Geography?

NO WAI!

/'Syria is Iran's route to the sea'
 
2013-09-11 04:08:04 PM

Cagey B: I feel it worth pointing out that HoustonNick hasn't denied being a child molester.


For what it's worth, I still have not denied leaving an upper decker in Cagey B's house.
 
2013-09-11 04:10:15 PM
Clinton, I can see him as a runner for illegal weapons.  He probably has a lot of aids to provide service in that.

Kerry's probably the secretary

Obama's the PR man to keep the public from figuring out their secret gun running business.

Or I'm loopy from decongestants and that stupid hatched queen wasp from this morning is trying to figure out how to get out my workplace again.
 
2013-09-11 04:10:25 PM

SilentStrider: Well, I see someone is looking to take Bachmann's place as the derpiest member of congress.


I dunno, have you heard about the Three Stooges trip to Egypt this week?

'Gohmert compared the man now running Egypt, Gen. Abdel Fattah al-Sisi, to George Washington and said the "bloodthirsty Muslim Brothers" want to "destabilize things" and seek "that large caliphate."'

lh6.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-09-11 04:10:49 PM

HoustonNick: Well none of them have denied it.


I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
 
2013-09-11 04:10:56 PM
Ah preview. It even showed that I typed "of my workplace" before I submitted
 
2013-09-11 04:12:11 PM
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As soon as they have some real news to report, I might start paying attention.  This is all just butthurt that their viewers eat up.
 
2013-09-11 04:12:22 PM
He's just "asking questions," man....
 
2013-09-11 04:12:47 PM

Carn: I smell potato.


But you can't spell it.
 
2013-09-11 04:13:52 PM
Asinine tag subby? was the Asilleven tag broken?
 
2013-09-11 04:14:46 PM

Deathfrogg: Carn: I smell potato.

But you can't spell it.


poh-tay-to!  Dammit!
 
2013-09-11 04:16:50 PM

BunkoSquad: ♪ ♫ I stand out from the crowd
I'm stupid and loud
I'm on the hunt, I'm after Obama
My head's full of rocks
I'm going on Fox
AAAANNNND I'M DERPY LIKE FRANK WOLF ♪ ♫


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2013-09-11 04:16:55 PM

jaytkay: SilentStrider: Well, I see someone is looking to take Bachmann's place as the derpiest member of congress.

I dunno, have you heard about the Three Stooges trip to Egypt this week?

'Gohmert compared the man now running Egypt, Gen. Abdel Fattah al-Sisi, to George Washington and said the "bloodthirsty Muslim Brothers" want to "destabilize things" and seek "that large caliphate."


That image of Gohmert really needs a "SOON.." tag.
 
2013-09-11 04:17:08 PM

Carn: Deathfrogg: Carn: I smell potato.

But you can't spell it.

poh-tay-to!  Dammit!


You had to look that up didn't you.
 
2013-09-11 04:17:55 PM

Deathfrogg: Carn: Deathfrogg: Carn: I smell potato.

But you can't spell it.

poh-tay-to!  Dammit!

You had to look that up didn't you.


Yes :(
 
2013-09-11 04:18:15 PM
You still might want to ask your president why he claims to hunt al-quaeda everywhere else, but in Syria wants to team up with them and bomb them to power.
 
2013-09-11 04:18:21 PM
We need a term to describe the teatarded derp wing of the conservative movement. "Republican" is far too broad a brush; I know plenty of sensible Republicans who are embarrassed by these loons. Anyway, once we come up with a term, the next step is to get whatever's wrong with them classified in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, and legislate it as a disqualifier for holding public office. I don't know what we call it. Paranoid dysmania? Bachmann-Gohmert Syndrome? Derprosy?
 
2013-09-11 04:18:30 PM
Where are the crazy Democrat politician to compete with this?
Typical Democrats, losing again.
 
2013-09-11 04:18:49 PM
 
2013-09-11 04:19:34 PM

studs up: Speaker2Animals: HoustonNick: Well none of them have denied it.

That is a breathtakingly stupid statement. Come on back here after you get to high school and take some courses that feature critical thinking.

Did that hook hurt worse going in or coming out?


i657.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-11 04:19:49 PM

Roest: You still might want to ask your president why he claims to hunt al-quaeda everywhere else, but in Syria wants to team up with them and bomb them to power.


I nominate you for the 2013 Derpy's.  You may wear pants, but only on your head.  Tinfoil hat not required but strongly encouraged.
 
2013-09-11 04:20:12 PM
Hasn't it been established that the Benghazi site was essentially a CIA spook safe house and that the CIA would rather not have all the details publicized?
 
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