scottydoesntknow: Glad we got the dumbass tag for admitting he stole it online.It's a cat, most of them are expected to wander around. If you regretted taking it, then you post flyers, craigslist ad, etc. stating the cat wandered into your yard and wouldn't leave and you're trying to locate the owners. You don't flat-out admit you stole the cat.
phlegmmo: "If anyone is missing a cat name Django (pronounced Jango the D is silent) I stole him last night. Not on purpose, I was extremely intoxicated and thought he was just some random stray I was rescuing."Doesn't he think the owner knows how to pronounce the cat's name?
abhorrent1: Just let it the fark outside, dumbass. It'll find its way home.
abhorrent1: Just let it the fark outside, dumbass. It'll find it's way home.
vudukungfu: The "D" is silent.
mama2tnt: abhorrent1: Just let it the fark outside, dumbass. It'll find its way home.This.
Satan's Bunny Slippers: mama2tnt: abhorrent1: Just let it the fark outside, dumbass. It'll find its way home.This.That's kinda what I thought too. It was outside, dude was drunk and walking, so how far away could he be from wherever the cat was? Cat can find its way home easy enough.AND STOP FEEDING IT CHEESE!
NO MORE CHEESE!
lordargent: I'm calling bullshiat.[static.tumblr.com image 262x303]// it's craigslist, people post ridiculous shiat just to get into the best of craigslist
tripleseven: Satan's Bunny Slippers: mama2tnt: abhorrent1: Just let it the fark outside, dumbass. It'll find its way home.This.That's kinda what I thought too. It was outside, dude was drunk and walking, so how far away could he be from wherever the cat was? Cat can find its way home easy enough.AND STOP FEEDING IT CHEESE!My cat likes cheese.And, apparently Chinese style pork spare ribs, amongst other things.
Langdon Alger: what got into that cat? WHISKEY!
Satanic_Hamster: When I was a kid we had a cat, Sam. She was solid black with a little square white patch and white stripe on her neck. One day she didn't come home.Three days later, we found out that the Catholic church one block up had kidcatnapped her. The nuns wanted to keep her because her fur made her look exactly like a priest.
hailin: Langdon Alger: what got into that cat? WHISKEY!I find this creepy only because my dog's name growing up was Whiskey.
ChiWhiteSox_56: So the collar just has a name with no address and no phone number? If so, then what's the point?
Target Builder: How long had they been feeding her before they catnapped her? It's not uncommon for free-range cats to work the area and end up with several owners giving them treats - half the time the other owners only find out their pets double life when it turns up with obvious signs of a vet visit or if they move house and are confronted by an irate neighbor demanding to know why their cat is being packed into a moving van.
hailin: Here is what to do when you find a lost cat:1. Leave it the fark alone unless it is distressed2. If the cat is distressed (skinny, dehyrdtaes, etc.), give it food and water outside for awhile.3. Check newspaper, craigslist, and Facebook ads for lost pet ads. Maybe place a found pet ad.4. If it won't leave, take it to a vet to scan for microchip. If it doesn't have one go home and leave it outside.5. Stop feeding it if it is no longer distressed.6. VERY LAST RESORT: Bring it inside, but ONLY if you are willing to keep it OR know of a good home. Otherwise take it to any number of local non-profits that are low- or no- kill.Usually a few days of step one will solve your dilemma. Though I have 2 cats now that have made it through to step six. They are sweetest though so I don't mind.
Mad Tea Party: And don't feed it cheese, give it some ham.[i.chzbgr.com image 499x375]
andersonboyz: [i.imgur.com image 850x531]Steve French!
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