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(Metro)   "Django is a very frisky black cat, he also has very sleepy eyes and appears to be stoned although I don't think he is"   (metro.co.uk) divider line 62
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2013-09-11 12:43:26 PM  
"If anyone is missing a cat name Django (pronounced Jango the D is silent) I stole him last night. Not on purpose, I was extremely intoxicated and thought he was just some random stray I was rescuing."

Doesn't he think the owner knows how to pronounce the cat's name?
 
2013-09-11 12:57:16 PM  
Glad we got the dumbass tag for admitting he stole it online.

It's a cat, most of them are expected to wander around. If you regretted taking it, then you post flyers, craigslist ad, etc. stating the cat wandered into your yard and wouldn't leave and you're trying to locate the owners. You don't flat-out admit you stole the cat.
 
2013-09-11 02:32:26 PM  
Is he trying to save his wife brunhilde?

/ the d is silent
 
2013-09-11 02:34:35 PM  
Just let it the fark outside, dumbass. It'll find it's way home.
 
2013-09-11 02:35:33 PM  
Direct CL posting here.  I Totally just voted that for Best of CL.
 
2013-09-11 02:35:35 PM  
Helluva name for a cat.
/chico too
 
2013-09-11 02:35:51 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Glad we got the dumbass tag for admitting he stole it online.

It's a cat, most of them are expected to wander around. If you regretted taking it, then you post flyers, craigslist ad, etc. stating the cat wandered into your yard and wouldn't leave and you're trying to locate the owners. You don't flat-out admit you stole the cat.


Why lie, he said at the time he thought it was a stray, now he's realized it isn't and wants to give it back.
 
2013-09-11 02:36:19 PM  
The "D" is silent.
 
2013-09-11 02:36:25 PM  
If you're hungry, I hear they taste like pussy.
 
2013-09-11 02:36:48 PM  
31.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-09-11 02:37:35 PM  
Fark that shiat. Just hand the cat over to the nearest shelter. I'd assume the owner would more likely check animal shelters than a Craigslist posting.
 
2013-09-11 02:38:02 PM  

phlegmmo: "If anyone is missing a cat name Django (pronounced Jango the D is silent) I stole him last night. Not on purpose, I was extremely intoxicated and thought he was just some random stray I was rescuing."

Doesn't he think the owner knows how to pronounce the cat's name?


It could be a reference to the recent movie of the same name. That's actually a line in the movie.

/ I really do enjoy Tarantino movies. They are just so re-god damn-diculous.
 
2013-09-11 02:38:25 PM  
When I was a kid we had a cat, Sam.  She was solid black with a little square white patch and white stripe on her neck.   One day she didn't come home.

Three days later, we found out that the Catholic church one block up had kidcatnapped her.  The nuns wanted to keep her because her fur made her look exactly like a priest.
 
2013-09-11 02:39:21 PM  

abhorrent1: Just let it the fark outside, dumbass. It'll find its way home.


This.
 
2013-09-11 02:39:31 PM  

abhorrent1: Just let it the fark outside, dumbass. It'll find it's way home.


^^this
 
2013-09-11 02:39:54 PM  

vudukungfu: The "D" is silent.


What kind of dentist are you?
 
2013-09-11 02:41:00 PM  

mama2tnt: abhorrent1: Just let it the fark outside, dumbass. It'll find its way home.

This.


Assuming he can remember where he picked it up...
 
2013-09-11 02:41:06 PM  

mama2tnt: abhorrent1: Just let it the fark outside, dumbass. It'll find its way home.

This.


That's kinda what I thought too.  It was outside, dude was drunk and walking, so how far away could he be from wherever the cat was?  Cat can find its way home easy enough.

AND STOP FEEDING IT CHEESE!
 
2013-09-11 02:42:48 PM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: mama2tnt: abhorrent1: Just let it the fark outside, dumbass. It'll find its way home.

This.

That's kinda what I thought too.  It was outside, dude was drunk and walking, so how far away could he be from wherever the cat was?  Cat can find its way home easy enough.

AND STOP FEEDING IT CHEESE!


My cat likes cheese.

And, apparently Chinese style pork spare ribs, amongst other things.
 
2013-09-11 02:43:04 PM  
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2013-09-11 02:44:21 PM  
I'm calling bullshiat.

static.tumblr.com

// it's craigslist, people post ridiculous shiat just to get into the best of craigslist
 
2013-09-11 02:44:46 PM  
So the cat found his pot stash?
 
2013-09-11 02:45:22 PM  
What's so hard about pronouncing the name Django, anyway?
 
2013-09-11 02:45:43 PM  
cdn1.hark.com

NO MORE CHEESE!
 
2013-09-11 02:46:31 PM  
@skinink
Never take an animal to a shelter.  Guaranteed death sentence.
 
2013-09-11 02:47:06 PM  
So the collar just has a name with no address and no phone number? If so, then what's the point?
 
2013-09-11 02:47:33 PM  

lordargent: I'm calling bullshiat.

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// it's craigslist, people post ridiculous shiat just to get into the best of craigslist


Yup. It's on the internet, it has to be true!
 
2013-09-11 02:47:53 PM  

tripleseven: Satan's Bunny Slippers: mama2tnt: abhorrent1: Just let it the fark outside, dumbass. It'll find its way home.

This.

That's kinda what I thought too.  It was outside, dude was drunk and walking, so how far away could he be from wherever the cat was?  Cat can find its way home easy enough.

AND STOP FEEDING IT CHEESE!

My cat likes cheese.

And, apparently Chinese style pork spare ribs, amongst other things.



All 3 of mine do too!  But the girl will only eat mild cheddar shreds, while the two boys are all "cheese?  OK! NOM"...but lots of cheese isn't good for them, so I've been told, and the TFA said he'd been feeding it cheese "all morning".

/had a cat that would thumb wrestle you for a green olive or a pickle slice
 
2013-09-11 02:52:32 PM  
I found a video of the events leading up to the cat theft:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpY_MuHjbuQ
 
2013-09-11 02:53:16 PM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: mama2tnt: abhorrent1: Just let it the fark outside, dumbass. It'll find its way home.

This.

That's kinda what I thought too.  It was outside, dude was drunk and walking, so how far away could he be from wherever the cat was?  Cat can find its way home easy enough.

AND STOP FEEDING IT CHEESE!


Getting a kick.  Our childhood cat would literally chase my brother and I around the house for our string cheese, we gave her some once but the gas it gave her was horrible.  From then out she craved it and knew it by sight.
/rip chewy
 
2013-09-11 02:53:27 PM  
what got into that cat? WHISKEY!
 
2013-09-11 02:54:45 PM  
Here is what to do when you find a lost cat:
1. Leave it the fark alone unless it is distressed
2. If the cat is distressed (skinny, dehyrdtaes, etc.), give it food and water outside for awhile.
3. Check newspaper, craigslist, and Facebook ads for lost pet ads. Maybe place a found pet ad.
4. If it won't leave, take it to a vet to scan for microchip. If it doesn't have one go home and leave it outside.
5. Stop feeding it if it is no longer distressed.
6. VERY LAST RESORT: Bring it inside, but ONLY if you are willing to keep it OR know of a good home. Otherwise take it to any number of local non-profits that are low- or no- kill.

Usually a few days of step one will solve your dilemma. Though I have 2 cats now that have made it through to step six. They are sweetest though so I don't mind.
 
2013-09-11 02:55:34 PM  
Dairy can cause serious kidney issues in kitties.
 
2013-09-11 02:56:36 PM  

Langdon Alger: what got into that cat? WHISKEY!


I find this creepy only because my dog's name growing up was Whiskey.
 
2013-09-11 03:02:26 PM  
Kittens. Soooo many people grab up litters of kittens claiming they were "abandoned by their mother." No you idiots, kittens need feeding every few hours, so if you found them alive, then the mother is feeding them. In fact she is out hunting for food right now to sustain her milk supply when you suddenly decided to come down with a big case of ignorance and steal them from her. Mammal mothers do not lay on their brood 24/7 like a duck on a clutch of eggs.
 
2013-09-11 03:03:15 PM  

lordargent: I'm calling bullshiat.

[static.tumblr.com image 262x303]

// it's craigslist, people post ridiculous shiat just to get into the best of craigslist


THIS.  and a weak attempt.. Seriously gullible people.  On a serious note, did you see the burning twerker girl?!
 
2013-09-11 03:03:59 PM  
Stoned?
Nah. He just looks whipped.
 
2013-09-11 03:04:44 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: When I was a kid we had a cat, Sam.  She was solid black with a little square white patch and white stripe on her neck.   One day she didn't come home.

Three days later, we found out that the Catholic church one block up had kidcatnapped her.  The nuns wanted to keep her because her fur made her look exactly like a priest.


How long had they been feeding her before they catnapped her? It's not uncommon for free-range cats to work the area and end up with several owners giving them treats - half the time the other owners only find out their pets double life when it turns up with obvious signs of a vet visit or if they move house and are confronted by an irate neighbor demanding to know why their cat is being packed into a moving van.
 
2013-09-11 03:05:23 PM  
Django is a very frisky black cat...
cdn-media.hollywood.com
 
2013-09-11 03:05:50 PM  

hailin: Langdon Alger: what got into that cat? WHISKEY!

I find this creepy only because my dog's name growing up was Whiskey.


Did Whiskey ever chew/pretty much eat a carton of cigarettes?  Because one of my brother's wives (he had 5, yes FIVE wives) had a dog named Whiskey who did that.  A wee brun dug, as it were.

Took it to the vet, vet said he wasn't going to get worms for a while, but no harm done.
 
2013-09-11 03:07:38 PM  

abhorrent1: Just let it the fark outside, dumbass. It'll find it's way home.


This. Jesus Christ, put it back where you found it and it'll get back home in time for supper.
 
2013-09-11 03:10:13 PM  
Anyone stupid enough to let a grown cat eat cheese or any dairy deserves the resultant mess
 
2013-09-11 03:11:08 PM  
And don't feed it cheese, give it some ham.

i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-09-11 03:11:10 PM  

ChiWhiteSox_56: So the collar just has a name with no address and no phone number? If so, then what's the point?


The other side has that information, but you have to think about looking at the other side.
 
2013-09-11 03:11:20 PM  

Target Builder: How long had they been feeding her before they catnapped her? It's not uncommon for free-range cats to work the area and end up with several owners giving them treats - half the time the other owners only find out their pets double life when it turns up with obvious signs of a vet visit or if they move house and are confronted by an irate neighbor demanding to know why their cat is being packed into a moving van.


They hadn't been feeding her.

The damn nuns just grabbed her the first time they saw her!
 
2013-09-11 03:17:05 PM  

hailin: Here is what to do when you find a lost cat:

1. Leave it the fark alone unless it is distressed
2. If the cat is distressed (skinny, dehyrdtaes, etc.), give it food and water outside for awhile.
3. Check newspaper, craigslist, and Facebook ads for lost pet ads. Maybe place a found pet ad.
4. If it won't leave, take it to a vet to scan for microchip. If it doesn't have one go home and leave it outside.
5. Stop feeding it if it is no longer distressed.
6. VERY LAST RESORT: Bring it inside, but ONLY if you are willing to keep it OR know of a good home. Otherwise take it to any number of local non-profits that are low- or no- kill.

Usually a few days of step one will solve your dilemma. Though I have 2 cats now that have made it through to step six. They are sweetest though so I don't mind.

news.bbcimg.co.uk

blogs.telegraph.co.ukresources3.news.com.au
 
2013-09-11 03:18:19 PM  

Mad Tea Party: And don't feed it cheese, give it some ham.

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Or pizza.
 
2013-09-11 03:20:35 PM  
i.imgur.comSteve French!
 
2013-09-11 03:21:55 PM  
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2013-09-11 03:31:49 PM  

andersonboyz: [i.imgur.com image 850x531]Steve French!


www.magickchicks.com
 
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