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(The Raw Story)   Alex Jones gives his viewpoint on the latest developments in Syria, which are devoid of any understanding of diplomacy, foreign affairs, or reality in general   (rawstory.com ) divider line
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2013-09-11 01:05:53 PM  
4 votes:

ManateeGag: you lost me at Alex Jones - anyone care to summarize?


We lost you at Alex Jones.
2013-09-11 12:40:28 PM  
4 votes:

ManateeGag: you lost me at Alex Jones - anyone care to summarize?


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2013-09-11 02:25:58 PM  
3 votes:

Satan's Bunny Slippers: Obama's Reptiloid Master: Satan's Bunny Slippers: Obama's Reptiloid Master: You think you'll just go in for a little probing and BAM! Full digestive cleanse.

I have a colonoscopy in a couple weeks.  This did not make me LOL.


/please be gentle

I am told the traditional response is to "lie back and think of England."

Or just have fun with it. Moan as they insert the camera, and when they take it out, say "don't stop I'm so close."

I'm having a friend come over the day before and write "EXIT ONLY" in calligraphy on my ass with a sharpie.  I'll apparently be in "deep twilight" so I can't say I'll be able to interact with the staff.  I'm perfectly OK with that.


The twilight saga continues...
2013-09-11 01:17:20 PM  
2 votes:
Say what you will about the guy, but he knows how to fleece morons.
2013-09-11 12:33:34 PM  
2 votes:
If I wanted Alex Jones' opinion on Syria I would've gone down to the street corner on the bad side of town and listened to the homeless for awhile.
2013-09-11 12:26:19 PM  
2 votes:
The latter half of that sentence is implied by the first half.
2013-09-12 12:03:36 PM  
1 vote:

thrgd456: So Vladimir Putin publishes an op-ed that castrates Obama, get this, in NYC! !!!

But it doesn't get greenlit on Fark.

Poor little baby Obama. He's getting bullied. I think Putin just stole his lunch money.


Alex Jones Listener-like typing detected
2013-09-11 05:48:46 PM  
1 vote:
www.bitlogic.com
2013-09-11 02:36:03 PM  
1 vote:

theorellior: Satan's Bunny Slippers: This seems to be what they're telling me. I know I have to have a driver.

Indeed you do. It sucks and all, but I'd much rather have a colonoscopy even without anaesthetic than deal with full-blown ass cancer.


Tell that to every uneducated hillbilly the Grays pick up and test for cancer. You'd think "Doctors without Planetary Systems" was doing that for fun. Nope. Zeta Reticuli pays off college loans if they spend four years zipping around the backwaters of the Milky Way making sure less-evolved species are healthy.
2013-09-11 02:15:07 PM  
1 vote:

Satan's Bunny Slippers: Obama's Reptiloid Master: You think you'll just go in for a little probing and BAM! Full digestive cleanse.

I have a colonoscopy in a couple weeks.  This did not make me LOL.


/please be gentle


I am told the traditional response is to "lie back and think of England."

Or just have fun with it. Moan as they insert the camera, and when they take it out, say "don't stop I'm so close."
2013-09-11 02:03:00 PM  
1 vote:

theorellior: Obama's Reptiloid Master: Well, yes. Duh.

Thank God you're here. I think you'll need to warm up the memory blasters on the mothership to deal with this thread. Everyone, keep your eyes on the screen.


Eh. We've found it more effective just to let people marginalize themselves. Alex Jones is crazy and wrong, and everyone knows it. I mean, yes, space monsters exist and secretly control your world, but it's never as nefarious as he makes it sound. We simply offer a more competitive benefits package and present a strong case.

A good PowerPoint presentation is better than a railgun array on your intergalactic cruiser any day.

Also Tau Ceti has faboo corporate retreats. You think you'll just go in for a little probing and BAM! Full digestive cleanse.
2013-09-11 01:28:36 PM  
1 vote:
I don't know what everyone is writing about.  Alex Jones seems to be the most level headed, articulate and intelligent Teabagger in existence.  I'd wager his cranium has a flow through design.

I've seen the Terminator documentaries.  Cyborgs are scary.
2013-09-11 12:29:02 PM  
1 vote:
Well, that was an interesting tour through Crazytown.
 
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